My Girlfriend, My Best Friend and the Barfy Beach Date

to tell you this story i need to introduce to you a new character in my life i try to keep some parts of my life private and off youtube but this story wouldn't make sense if i called this person a friend i know we've both talked about it and she's okay with me telling you that guys i have received the highest milestone a youtuber can receive a girlfriend who i will be calling for the remainder of this video gif that's right i have a girlfriend now so you can stop asking if i'm into guys i mean i guess i could still technically be into guys but please stop asking dang i got muscles and a girlfriend now man even i'm jealous of myself now to get the elephant in the room out of the way it's not jaden and it never was jaden and it's not the elephant either the elephant broke up with me because i kept calling her an elephant i know that the internet likes their ships but let me just say this once and for all it's not okay to ship real people that have their own lives and relationships off of youtube hopefully this is all obvious and you're as grossed out as much as i am because some of you don't seem to mind that we're all real people behind the screen and it can be really damaging to our personal lives so getting things back on track one day during quarantine me and my girlfriend were feeling lethargic and a little sad as one does in quarantine we had both bought disneyland annual passes and were planning on going to the park every single day of 2020 but the timing could not have worked out more horribly and i still don't know if i'm getting a refund i'm not aren't i i had one friend tell me that something he did to cheer up was that him and his gif drove down to the beach and had a picnic in their car and they just relaxed and watched the sunset and i thought that sounded fun and tranquilized so me and my gif decided that we too were also going to visit the recently opened beach and be as tranquilized obviously we were gonna wear masks and stay six feet apart from everyone including each other in my head i was imagining we would just find a secluded area and we would watch the wet white watery waves wash westward while wondering what weather we would want what so that weekend we packed up our beach supplies sandwiches and our doggies and we started our hour-long journey to total tranquility floof gets very excited whenever she's wearing a leash and in car rides she has this energy like yes we get to go somewhere i wonder where we're going while giftsdog who i will be giving the fake name of floof 2 is more like i wonder where we're going our journey started out smoothly and there were no problems for about 45 minutes but i wouldn't be making this video if the entire trip was all smooth sailing all of a sudden floof 2 starts going which if you own a dog you know that means things are about to go down or rather things are about to come up and emotions and cleanliness are about to go down so fluff 2 threw up all over my jiff's leg and on the car floor we quickly pulled over before anyone passed out from how bad it smelled and we used the napkins we packed to wipe everything down we put the throw up napkins into a sandwich bag which now became the throw up bag a minor setback to be sure but we were still determined to relax and have a good time but i wouldn't be making this video if the entire trip was smooth sailing minus dog vomit as we kept driving we were all a little tense from the unprompted dog regurgitation but i had a solution to ease everyone's mood since we were on our way to the beach i played popular beach music like surfing usa but by the time we got to california girls fluff 2 started going and i mean really going like west coast representing going and gif put her hands up like oh oh ow floof 2 puked two times in one 60 minute trip that day we learned that this california girl has unforgettable motion sickness it's undeniable i don't want to go into too much detail because i have to draw the details but let's just say that jiff's hands were pretty full i held open the throw up bag and gif dumped the second round of puke from her hand into the bag also we were out of napkins because we weren't expecting to have to do this two times let alone one times so jiff had to drive the rest of the way with their hand held up like this we entertained the idea of floof one licking gif's hand clean but after some debating we decided that doing so would be gross after two dog pukes we finally got to the beach and saw that it was very crowded and most people weren't even wearing masks i considered throwing the throw up bag at them but after some debate we decided that we still might need the throw up bag fortunately we didn't have to debate if going in was still a good idea because as we pulled up a deputy sheriff was closing the front gate the beach was at full capacity do not lose hope biff said my gif for i shall find a closer spot within a jiff for looking at my phone you see there is a beach within a mile or three end of line so we decided to try another beach but when we got there it was already full and blocked off maybe if we didn't pull over to clean up dog puke we would have gotten there in time but now that i'm thinking about it it would have been impossible to relax at a beach that was at full capacity in the middle of a pandemic anyways the good thing about cali is that the whole edge is a beach so we could do this all day i looked on my phone and found another beach 15 minutes away and we headed off i suggested that we stopped at a walmart parking lot or something and wash our hands and recoup but my unnamed gift was determined to wash her puke stained hands with the salt water of the pacific ocean we pulled up to the third beach the parking lot was empty and closed off but there was still a clean handful of people already there the beach wasn't even close to capacity so we could definitely find a secluded enough area and finally relax and clean up this dog bomb like you dude if you're wondering if this beach was closed and these people were just ignoring the closed signs we thought so too but there are lifeguards out so i guess the parking lot was just practicing social distancing or something i don't know we had to park the car pretty far away from the beach and walk the rest of the way and as soon as we stepped out of the car it was fluff one's turn to wreak havoc and she dropped about half her body weight and poop onto a grass patch i don't think this day would have been salvageable if i had to catch that in my hands speaking of crap floof 2 looked like crap and probably wanted to go home meanwhile fluff one was still yes i was holding that puppy in but now we're at our destination did you just you're being a lot right now it wasn't the best car ride but whatever let's just not think about it we're both in our flippy floppies carrying our towels sunscreen and unbagged sandwiches ready for a nice relaxing day at the beach only to walk up and see the worst possible thing that we could have ever seen possibly no it wasn't a beached whale or my ex-girlfriend what we saw was a sign posted at the entrance that was only three words long but those words were no dogs allowed floof one was the only thing happy in that moment unbeknownst to her that she was half the reason our trip was ruined this sign won't stop me because i can't read so what did we do well we ate our sammies on a bench near a beach with our [ __ ] and we had nothing to wash it down with since we used our water to wash our hands and we couldn't drink from the ocean like we originally planned and then we did what we in the business call give up we drove back home empty-handed thankfully both floops were sacked out from the day even though they did literally nothing other than push bodily chunks out from both ends i love both of those dogs but i'm not bringing them back to the beach ever again not like they're allowed anyways there's not a happy ending to this story we were both very upset but sometimes our most memorable trips are the ones we spend with people we love and sometimes life's a beach well hi guys it's me the odd ones out now you might think that hey this guy sounds pretty different and i'm not i just ate some vegemite i know i glossed over in my actual video but please don't actually ship jayden and i we're both very good friends who are living our own lives and seeing people make posts about us and really going into detail about it is a little awkward i think you should only ship people if you know that they're both okay with it like me and mars for example you know we're both okay with it oh and thank you for all the support on cafe chaos i recently played it with my friends and i think you guys are absolutely going to love it major thanks to my team because without them this video would not have been possible make sure to check out their socials either on the screen or in the description below if you liked the video make sure to like comment and subscribe and head on over to my own channel diamaz sorry i mean the odd ones out all right laters and stay a mon wear your seat belt wear your seat belt yes

Channel: TheOdd1sOut

Views: 19,042,471

Keywords: Girlfriend, Gif, Floof, Floof 1, Floof 2, theodd1sout girlfriend, shiping, date, relationship, beach, barf, driving, car, ocean, animation, cartoon, funny, theodd1sout, theoddisout, theoddonesout, dog, no dogs allowed

Id: XOIZZEdfrfA

Length: 8min 50sec (530 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Demonangeldust]

I feel bad for the people who still think GIF is Jaiden

[u/SelixReddit]

This is great.

[u/Swanaenae]

this video was epic