Sea Shanty - SNL

>> THE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. MY FIRST JOURNEY ON A WHALING SHIP. >> HA-HA, LOOK AT HIM. ALL EXCITED. >> STILL IN SHORT PANTS. >> DOESN'T HAVE HIS SEA LEGS. >> HE'S CURLY HAIRED. >> YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT, GREENHORN. >> WE SING TO MAKES THE WORK EASIER. WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOYS? >> HEAVE HO. ♪ THERE ONCE WAS A SHIP CALLED THE FIDDLE DEE DEE THE SHIP HAS BEEN ABOUT 103 WE LEFT OUR WIVES AND ♪ ♪ WENT TO THE SEA FOR WE ALL LOVE LIFE ON THE SEA ♪ ♪ HO, HO THE SEA WE GO THE TALES UP HIGH AND THE WHALES BELOW ♪ ♪ THE WIND WILL KNOCK US TO AND FRO FOR NOW, WE'RE OFF TO SEA ♪ >> OH, THE LIFE I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED. I'M LIVING IT. >> WE ALL ARE, BOY. YOU'RE LUCKY TO FIND YOURSELF ABOARD THE FINEST VESSEL WITH THE FINEST CREW. [ CHEERS ] TELL HIM WHERE WE'RE HEADED, BOYS. ♪ FIRST WE GO TO HAWAII SHORES AND BACK TO ALASKA AND THEN BACK TO HAWAII ♪ ♪ CHINA, BRAZIL THEN ALASKA AGAIN, THE TRIP TAKES 18 MONTHS ♪ >> WHAT? ♪ HO, HO THE SAILING FUN THE MEAT IS BUGGED AND THE BEER BUGGED ♪ THE FRIENDS ARE FUN AND I'VE BEEN EATING MY FRIENDS ♪ >> THAT DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL. >> OH, TRUST ME, BOY. THERE'S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN LIFE ON A BOAT. RIGHT, BOYS? >> AYE! ♪ DOES ANYONE ELSE NOT FEEL SO GOOD ♪ ♪ I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A BOAT BEFORE ♪ ♪ I'LL DO THIS THE WHOLE TIME I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ♪ ♪ I DRANK A BUNCH OF SALTWATER AND I DON'T FEEL GOOD AND I FEEL REALLY WEIRD AND MY STOMACH REALLY HURTS ♪ I GOT A SPLINTER ♪ ♪ WE DON'T HAVE A CURE FOR THAT THE ONLY CURE IS CUTTING ♪ ♪ OFF YOUR HAND I GUESS I'M GOING TO DIE HO, HO, WE DON'T HAVE FOOD ♪ ♪ WE CAN'T CATCH FISH AND WE DIDN'T BRING WATER WE ALSO FORGOT THE ANCHOR ♪ ♪ DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE WE ARE HO ♪ >> WAIT, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE WE ARE? >> OF COURSE. JUST ASK OUR NAVIGATOR. JOHNNY FITZLAFEN. >> HOLA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THE OCEAN IS THAT WAY. AND THAT WAY, AND BEHIND US, AND KIND OF ALL AROUND. >> DO YOU EVEN HAVE A MAP? >> OH YEAH, I GOT THE MAP RIGHT HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOK, SEE? WE ARE THE BOAT. >> OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO DIE. >> NO, WE'RE NOT. YOU'RE ON THE SAFEST VESSEL IN THE FOUR SEAS. >> IT'S SEVEN. S. >> JUST ASK THE SHIPBUILDER HIMSELF. >> I BUILT HER MYSELF. SAY NOW, IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE WET BELOW DECK? THERE'S LIKE TWO FEET OF WATER. I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THE TOP, I MIGHT HAVE FORGOT TO BUILD THE FLOOR. >> SO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW A BOAT WORKS? >> OF COURSE I DO. ♪ THE ROPES ARE ATTACHED TO THE SAILS I THINK YOU PULL THIS ONE AND IT MOVES THAT ONE ♪ ♪ THE STEERING WHEEL DOES SOMETHING TOO I LEFT THE LIFE BOATS AT HOME ♪ ♪ HO,HO WE'RE STUCK OUT HERE AND WE'RE ALL ALONE OUR FRIENDS WILL EAT ♪ ♪ OUR BRITTLE BONES YOU'LL ALL GET SCURVY AND DIE ♪ >> HA-HA, NO BETTER DEATH THAN TO GET EATEN ALIVE BY YOUR CLOSEST MATES 45 MINUTES FROM THE SHORE. >> A HERO'S DEATH. >> YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER YET. I CAN STILL SEE MY WIFE. >> FORGET YOUR WIFE. YOU'RE ON THE SEAS NOW. >> THERE'S PLENTY OF GORGEOUS WIVES ON THE SEA. >> THERE IS? >> AYE, NO BETTER WIFE THAN THE HOLE IN THE WHALE. >> I STUCK A BLANKET IN A LITTLE BARREL. AND IT'S IN MY BUNK, AND IT'S MY WIFE. >> AND I HAVE TWO JELLY FISH AND WRAPPED THEM IN A RUBBER BAND. THAT'S MY GORGEOUS, SQUISHY WIFE. >> THIS IS MY WIFE. I'M NOT CREATIVE LIKE THIS GUY. >> ARE WE GOING TO GO LOOK FOR WHALES? >> WHALES? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BOY? THEY'RE ALL DEAD. >> THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE? >> I THINK YOU KNOW. WE'RE SINGING! ♪ HO, HO THE SEA WE GO THE TALES UP HIGH AND THE WHALES BELOW ♪ ♪ THE WIND WILL TOSS US TO AND FRO NOW WE'RE OFF TO SEA ♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,969,628

Rating: 4.9103942 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, snl host, regé-jean page, regé-jean page snl, sea shanty, sea shanty snl, sea shanty saturday night live, beck bennett, pete davidson, mikey day, alex moffat, kyle mooney, chris redd, kenan thompson, andrew dismukes, bowen yang, kate mckinnon, steve higgins, the history channel, tiktok, whaling, hawaii, alaska, china, brazil, bugs, whale, sea sick, scurvy, death, oil, singing, tiktok sea shanty, s46, s46e13, episode 13, live, new york

Id: pVr8tTOkeUU

Length: 4min 56sec (296 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 20 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/HRGLSS]

I guess this means the popularity boom is dead now.

[u/just_a_personal_ac]

Aaaand it’s gone

[u/Fanfrenhag]

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Aussie

[u/Aspel]

That was somehow unfunny but I still chuckled.

The singing was bad, it was uncreative and weird but in an uninteresting way, and everyone was a complete buffoon, but it did get across that being on a ship sucks.

[u/skeptikalskeptik]

Not even funny

[u/joniejoon]

It had 3 jokes. All of which were bad:

- Singing popular song = funny

- Popular people show up = funny

- Pirates are stupid = funny

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It was not funny

[u/flozatti]

SNL is hot Garbaage and they block their content like it’s Gold

[u/Lancelot4Camelot]

It was entertaining but god if it couldnt have been done a lot better

[u/agster27]

Wow that sketch was lame...