Mr. Bootsy

now just to let you know just to let you know this is a true life story that happened to your uncle let's go with that with your uncle that'll work and what's your uncle's name today yeah he goes by Nash you okay I just thought that was funny uncle Nash Nash yeah Nash was real names Nash Julius but he goes banana yeah okay Nash dude I don't even know you what does that mean I don't know you don't say I don't even know you sometimes I don't know man all right okay Nash okay so you're gonna play your uncle and I'll play I'll play the guy that we know guy yeah the guy those driving the car okay I'll be the guy that was in the car here we go okay here we go here we go here we go here we go okay I'm just on a stool what is it yeah it's just uh he's just a guy okay I'm - you just - dude driving the car okay this is a wobbly car yeah alright here we go hey hey it's not NASCAR alright it's just regular car going down the road why don't okay okay you don't have a car I'm up no I do have a car yes doesn't make a noise okay all right you're a pretty high I intend to be the FedEx guy it's not a Prius all right it's just it's just a normal car okay okay you got a normal car in you yeah yeah hey not the Jetsons all right oh yes regular car oh no I just had a dog oh why I couldn't even come here PD Oh come here puppy where'd you go PD sir where are you PD you're my best friend in the world TV um you're my only friend in the world where'd you go I am so sorry I did not see your dog okay and in my defense I thought it was a speedball what do you want me to do what do you mean to do make it stop right all right let me think let me think I've got a gun yeah okay all right okay just gonna get one in my trunk here out of my FedEx truck yeah yeah never know when you need one okay all right okay I'm just going to aim and shoot and since I've kind of named your dog what's your dog's name his name is PD I'm sorry what's your dog's name PD my dog's name PD excuse me sir what's your name my name yeah what's your name my name's Nash hi Nash Nash mr. Nash when when you said your dog's name you lifted up you're like yeah what's his name his name's PD lifts leg he's registered with the Kennel Club his name is PD lifts leg butt lifts leg is in brackets because otherwise his name would be PD lifts leg and that'd be crazy these names just PD okay sir with all due respect nobody nobody puts a physical attribute to when they name their dog it is that's his name's PD no sir he D no it is you know I guess all my animals even my hamster at home mr. diggers mr. mr. diggers that's not his name his name's mr. diggers okay all right I'm going to shoot and put your dog whose name is I'm not good his name is Petey okay I'm not going to do the physical attribute my dog you you made that up I'm not somebody talk I'm not alright alright I will aim and shoot and put Petey that was good but it was the wrong way I don't care I don't care you're dyslexic okay okay I'm going to aim and shoot and put PD out of its mind await his Minds over there I feel sure time Oh safety on I'm so sorry folks friends we've been together a week go ahead we're just we're pretending there's not a dog here's know there's nothing down here well it's not a real dog we're just playing like there's one you know what's hit kick the dog just so they know it's not right yeah it hits the back wall and it comes back into your arm yeah see it's fake you know you know what a lot of dog lovers made a noise I did a lot of dog lovers you know what let's just make it an animal another okay we'll make it a horse okay thank you okay all right safety safety back on we cannot Wow we cannot Nate do a horse so I was gonna make it my horse mold boy okay all right okay okay okay okay come on seriously okay we will we will make it an animal nobody likes it's a cat all right Wow okay that is amazing yep that's some note yeah there's a reason okay there's a reason for that okay you may not know this this is the scriptural part of the message the cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible and there's a reason for that because they're not from God okay all right I will I I will just I will just aim aim and shoes okay okay okay okay wait what I don't don't my dog was named PD right but that's not really a cat name oh so this is my cat okay don't put any physical I will not lift my feet off the ground I'm sorry for that I shouldn't have done that I apologize okay go ahead this is my cat and my cat's name is mr. Bootsy all right this this is my cat this is my favorite cat mr. Bootsy and I love mr. booty no no I am NOT doing that no no you know I can't I can't I can't dance you yeah you did that on purpose I can't mr. Beatty all right I will aim and shoot and put your cat's name I'm not going to do you hand over my cat so at least you could do it will aim and shoot and I will put mr. Bootsy you're welcome all right go ahead Huck go ahead hang on before you do that anyone you wanted to say goodbye you want to say goodbye yeah yeah okay oh you hit the tail Oh God on the shell he's not usually that long okay I'm at that is so my bad I'm so so sorry that's my bad it's okay they're Pirelli tires I know I just I just put him on the FedEx truck it's all good all right go ahead Oh mr. boots oh yeah I'm gonna miss you I'm gonna miss walking in the park with you well you really can't walk with a can that's true yeah it's true yeah okay you know then I got this would mean we'll do more cat stuff okay uh mr. Bootsy I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss it when you would use my leg as a scratching post and another tongue I'm gonna miss it when you would give me kisses and rip the flesh off my face I'm gonna I'm gonna miss sharing a bowl of chili with you oh no I'm gonna whoa time out time out time out time out time out I'll go with a lot I'll go with a lot of things that come out of your mouth but what what's this ad-lib that you want to put on all of us about a bowl of chili a bowl of chili okay hold on see okay I have your home but ah may I I have irritable bowel syndrome all right and mr. Bootsy would eat all the beans out of the chili before I would eat the chili just to say okay yes and then mr. Bootsie would run around the house and he sounded like a little speedboat it was so cute we get it we get the visual let's move on all right here we go and then one day oh how or no more one day more okay okay I'm sorry one day he jumped up in my grandma's lap and she's a smoker oh you know all right okay she went to light one up and Wow okay that's here we go that's why there's no hair on this end of it okay just so you know just get up here we go here we go okay oh sorry it was just a good memory for me I understand mr. Nash I will uh I'll go ahead and aim now okay I I can't watch this is my favorite cat mr. booth II feel so bad what I've done to your friends oh I can't believe I did this I I can't I can't watch either I can't what I did your cat Thank You mr. Bootsie that one was for you I can't watch either ah true story true story most of that is true

Channel: The Skit Guys

Views: 266,698

Rating: 4.8511629 out of 5

Keywords: accident, cat, pet, car, skit guys, christian, comedy, sketch, stage, funny

Id: RnMW5X-RsIk

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 03 2010