(gentle music) - [Mom] So how was school today? - Good. I broke
the Chemistry Lab. - [Mom] No, you did not!
- [Daughter] No, you did not! - How was choir? - [Daughter] It was good. - [Dad] Mom's have it so easy. I mean, their lives are fun,
simple, and so rewarding. Sometimes, I wish,
instead of being the dad, I wish I was the mom. Ah, another day of pedicures,
reading my magazines, and making myself beautiful. This is the life. - Mom! Mom, tell him to
stop copying me. - Mom, tell him to
stop copying me. - [Daughter] I'm not kidding. - [Son] I'm not kidding. - Mom, do something! - Mom, do something. - Are you serious? - Are you serious? - Mom, are you serious? Why did I ever ask
you to help me? I should have known you
couldn't fix my hair. I look like a freak! Look at me! - Look at me! Hey Mom, look at
this, look at me! Come on, Mom, look at me! Watch this, Mom. Come on, look at this. Watch this, look at me. Come on, Mom, look at me! Come on, Mom, look at me! (cell phone chimes) - Can you help me with this? - Mom, I have a book
report due tomorrow, and I haven't ready any of this. - Mom, if you don't help
me, I'm going to fail school and be a loser forever. - You don't expect me to read
this all by myself, do you? You don't expect me
to eat this, do you? - Seriously, Mom, what is this? - Mom, I'm not
going to eat this. - Dad, can we just go
out to eat, please? - Hey kids, be nice
to your mother. - If I eat this, I'm
going to throw up. Mom, I said I'm
going to throw up. - [Daughter] Mom, I think
I'm gonna be sick, too. - You're amazing! No, seriously, I don't
know how you do it. I'm at a loss for words. Kids, come here, get in
here, hug your mother. Tell her you love her. We're in the presence
of greatness! - Dad. - Not now, Dad's on a roll. This is God's greatest
creation, kids. - You're smooshing my face. - I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry. And, I'm sorry, because I don't say,
"thank you," enough. The truth is, I
don't deserve you. We don't deserve you. And, one day is not
enough to honor you. We should honor you, every day. But, how do we say, "thank you," to the woman that
means the world to us? I know, we're
gonna go right now, and get you that vacuum
cleaner you've had your eye on. No, shh, shh, shh, don't speak. This time, we're going
name brand, baby. Come on, kids. Let's go make your
mom's dreams come true.
