Fully Human, Fully God

so think about this concept we'd like to share with you just the idea of the fact that Jesus Christ when he walked on this planet was fully human fully guy Matthew chapter 11 we see the fully human side of Jesus he knew what it was like to be unpopular fully God he cast demons out of people yes we have just taken over these two people's bodies because we are demons and we're naked is the cemetery and we're running around because we are demons we ain't got no clothes on we got look at when over here over here it's Jesus oh hello Jesus no no don't talk to him he's the enemy I know but he's so nice yes yes yes yes what what is our name he wants to know our name our name is seizure because we are many no no no our name our name our name is not seizure our name is leisure because we're lazy no my name is not seizure or leisure our name is legion because we're demons word Allegiant were many demons yes demon it's not a very pretty name I know I know I didn't name us I don't think mommy like this I don't think mommy liked anyone she was a demon yes yes our name is legion because we're many what what if one of you what do you do you you need to stop you you look like a constipated Popeye what are you doing gunner no I'm making my main demon face hit him he's not he's not scared he's laughing at us yes Jesus is laughing at me that is no very WWJD and there he is you don't get a bracelet what he wants to cast us out of these bodies uh-huh uh-huh are you thinking what I'm thinking yes yes but if super meta so spark what is he wears underpants on the outside of his own pants what were you thinking Superman when I was thinking superpowers it was just weird it's like we have ESPN you know oh my why wasn't that you don't think he knows something we don't know yes Jesus I don't know Superman stay on the subject I mean you know I mean do you think he knows if if your way underpants on the outside leave it out of punch you can run faster and jump higher I've just had an epiphany do you even know what that word means no I did I'm gonna start when the underpants on the other side of my other parents hope it when you first do it it to be awkward and you walk funny at first I want you get used to it you're like all right what why Jesus what right you want to cast us you want to cancels out of these bodies all right whatever you do don't put us into the pigs over there we don't want to go into the pigs excuse me yes I think we do want to go into the pig we do want to go to the pigs but I don't want him to another one to go into the pigs huh yes using your nudists yessssss excuse me yes is either son of God yes yes he probably knows good point he's got that look in his eyes on a cast us out no oh I say Nigel yes Lawrence yes Lawrence to be drafty out here is yes yes yes how did we get amongst all these tombs and catacombs why are we in the cemetery and why are those pigs going off the side of the hill over there I do not know that is not kosher at all no it's not not in the least no no I am parched would say we get a spot of tea spots of Tibia lovely years in Lawrence yes Nigel before we go back into town should we put on some clothes first oh my stars when making us - yes yes fully human fully God on the fully human side of things another piece of Scripture is is John chapter 11 yes and and there Jesus went but also as God he brought Lazarus back from the dead I cannot believe it I cannot believe where's his dad I know I mean one minute he was telling me and Joe the next minute and his jokes are so funny as jokes always kill me there so but I said kill and he's dead over there I happy that also also I know he didn't even finish the joke I'm dying here that you is I'm dying Indian and usually and Diane he's dead hey Jesus hey what why are we crying well laughs oh she's dead over there yeah you'd be there a few morning's earlier maybe this wouldn't happen Amy we really don't know it's all bunch of baby swimming around I don't even know baby staying at the pinnacles and what what Jesus sees he's crying Jesus doesn't cry no oh Isis loves the little children all the children in the world the red ones the yellow ones the black bunch of the black ones even that being chunky kid that lives across the street from me throws rocks at me jesus loves you chunky boy but I don't and I'm collecting every Rock you never doughnut me in one day I'll hurl them with you with the proud man you'll be crash Shiva T is given a hippie I mean tell me go to the market what Tommy what what you aren't elderly talking to your thumb just play cool just play real cool cool can I do anything for you as your friend do you need anything did I use my inside voice key outside I think I need a counselor I sure do yes you do what Jesus you want us to roll away the stone from lash this is to really really um how long is last rows have been in there for days boarding yeah one two three okay Jesus don't quote me on this the Lazarus um he's thinketh yeah I don't know don't quote me on that but I don't know whether to get out of here don't quote me on this either Jesus but hey the chalupa right before he died all right I'm in a tunnel whoa time out time time out I'm sorry I'm sorry what did what did last receipt for his last meal what what did you ad-lib in this would he what was the meal but you looper okay we're all very smart people in this room all right you can't prove that all right I think we're smart enough to know that back in biblical times they didn't have a chalupa all right you're you you're trying to tell us the Lazarus for his last meal a data loop i he like pulled into a taco battle hot package' lava a chalupa on chalupa uncial oompa that's the biblical food you're gonna go a chalupa I think it was an unleavened Jew Luba technically the burrito all right okay well all right well Lazarus wants someone to know well Jesus wants someone to roll away the stone from lastest is Tim can you do some it roll away the stone Skippy it time on it no the big stones each book would be Skippy Skippy out of all the biblical names you could have been to this kid and I can think of at least 12 you you chose Skippy you chose a hydrogenated peanut butter to roll away the stone from Lazarus is to Skippy Skippy's just gonna skip on over there and roll away the stone kind of said hey Andrew can your own by the stone hey mouth all you can you're always a stone you since you said Skippy Skippy chill if this can be Skippy chocolate I'm Andrea Bartholomew and Buick Jesus over there I looked over here and all I saw was Skippy and Peter Pan and Jim and Grandpa and that generic guy wearing black in mind alright okay fine oh no I don't know no no let me make it biblical for you hold on all right roll away the stone skip Ian see my grows by skipping I do now alright well Skippy's rolling away the stone what what's so funny what's a funnier Jesus no I did what What did he say goes because Lazarus come forth like that I never heard I see dead people I just soiled myself I got a gird up the loins that's biblical all right hey Lazarus welcome back buddy yeah we're dying to hear that joke you're about to tell no pun intended yeah yeah you thinking what I'm thinking oh yeah he's stinking yeah mark chapter four the fully human side of Jesus the fully human side of Jesus he slept yeah fully God he calmed the storm whoa whoa boobers Jesus he's down there in the boat asleep does he know we're gonna trail I don't know and I'm not a strong swimmer Jesus where are you we dropped everything to follow you no this was not on the disciples application I am Hey look at all the water I mean I mean it was like her and now like in three seconds flat it's like blue the sky it was all like and now it's all like I don't I don't get it our world is being turned upside down we were riding the middle the storms of life and life wasn't making any sense and now like there's peace in this calm in this trend coolly what oh Jesus hi great John want the storm thing there that was awesome I was so cool you should be a meteorologist said it was gonna rain it would rain okay did you hear what he just asked us he just uh of course he did that's what he's all about he just asked us where her faith is of course who is he I mean the storms the seas the winds they all seem to listen to him who is he you know who he is he's God who understands what it means to be tired weary worn-out he understands what it means to be unpopular he understands what it means to weep over someone that has died but he's also the God who can do something about it fully human fully God yeah thank you

Channel: The Skit Guys

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Keywords: jesus, trust, compassion, god, eternal, power, human, emmanuel, lazarus, demons, pigs, bible stories, omnipotent, omniscient

Id: IHhZqkhMkAw

Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 05 2010