Mother Knows Best | Two and a Half Men

Charlie I've studied psychology for eight years and been a patient for 20. your brother is exhibiting all the classic signs of clinical depression you say anything you might try to hurt himself the important question is do we stop him oh like I'm the only one here thinking that all right I didn't want to have to do this but desperate times call for desperate measures what are you gonna do something I hoped I'd never have to you don't mean afraid so hello mom [Applause] oh God but plague have you said upon me now Adam it's Mommy good one oh my poor darling how are you holding up how do you think I blew another marriage I wasted all my money I'm a complete and utter failure oh sweetie you just can't see the big can you what big picture every foolish Choice you've made every wasted opportunity every hapless misstep in your sadness begotten life I know I know it's an opportunity to learn and grow well perhaps but more of course not there is a silver lining in this Dark Cloud I can't wait to hear about it you're all alone you're penniless and you have no prospects are we at the Silver Lining part yeah yes short of contract ing worse you've hit rock bottom you have nowhere to go but up you know what you're right you're self-obsessed insensitive and soul-sucking but you're right I've had my heart shattered and then and then shattered again and I'm still here I've taken every piece of crap that life could throw at me and I'm still here well we don't have to turn this into an evening with Liza Minnelli now but washed okay and remember no matter what I'll always love you I know thanks don't thank me sweetheart I'm your mother I have to love you [Music]

Channel: Two and a Half Men

Views: 196,430

Keywords: twoandahalfmen, tv, funny

Id: lFeX4sPFPNo

Length: 3min 8sec (188 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 09 2023