Most Satisfying Deal

it's been a long time since I've touched ancient keeper oh okay don't freak out just relax okay hold on wow it's been so long I forgot that I have to do like money roots and stuff hold on let me make sure I do this correctly there you go you gotta have a very certain playstyle to run with the uh good old tea keeps you know what I'm saying it's like aggressive but with a little bit of pushback also polyphemus hello it's looking like the secret room's pretty obvious but now it's looking like it's not let me just check the shop hello uh faded Polaroid Polydactyly is actually kind of worth it this is a 4.5 volt I'll take 4.5 first if I have enough I'll take Polydactyly it doesn't look like I do though the 4.5 will be the thing that we take here and then maybe I can buy a bomb go to the secret room uh this could be a waste but maybe it's not oh wait hold on Golden penny uh it absolutely was not a waste I'm gonna be at 99 Cents for the entire run that's a major look nice and I should get 15 cents thanks to Golden Penny we'll go grab that Polydactyly and then we'll go to the downpour Roid Rage are probably one I want to know what this is It's a sun card we'll try buying Roid Rage and we'll see if we can get anything done there let me blow up the stone chest beautiful uh this is gonna be a little annoying but I feel that I could maybe get a stone chest plus secret room here min max my bombs I just gotta place the bomb and time it correctly got it I'll open it why not I'm committed I completely broke even but I feel accomplished so I guess that's better than nothing I don't need you counterfeit penny is so stupid on this character it's insane I'll take the Roid Rage uh do I even really want the spider butt since I have so much money and I'm sure we'll even get more I'll take it mainly for Spider Baby transformation I'm not too worried about the actual item itself of course it does have its moments AKA right here a little bit of a slow down and the spiders that I will get will scale with my high damage so it's great just yeah it's all right you know another speed up sure we're gonna commit to Angel rooms are gonna go straight down another key 60 knots that just that doesn't happen normally actually that's just not a thing that's supposed to happen uh yeah we're definitely gonna skip out on that treasure room now we don't need it at all what the hell just happened what just happened what just happened that that's not fair I mean this is quad shot mutant spider what is this marbles or every day sure I'll take this sure I'll take this because why not I'll go fight the mirror Dimension just because we are so Uber powerful there's no reason to be afraid we'll skip this treasure room and then from there on out we're gonna take everything that we can find because uh I'm sure 40 planetarium chats is more than enough for it to show up right as a vented Rock here small rock oh my God the bite of blood must also slow you down having to slow down doesn't help too much here because I'm a little over tuned but it does do some things I'm not gonna discount it and the bombs here are actually useful as well if I could find any way to get like a member card shop or a reason to spend more money today would be the day I need like a Stairway or a member card or something because I don't need this much money I need to spend it anything at all no I mean I had the ladder I have the money for it so sure I feel like I missed all right now I'm actually just a bozo this is why you check Spelunky hat oh well that's just funny isn't it okay oh well it was actually above me who wouldn't know I honestly no matter what the shop gives me I can't really complain it just gave me C-section but I would love another God item hello oh there's actually a couple of good things here I'll take car battery I'll take old bandage for no reason that I have the money and oh just clear out that shop why not was this mushroom I can see forever nah retro fish all right let's go fight uh shell oh tough twins sorry not the shell that shells on ash pit okay wait maybe I just drove away Gideon free good maybe I I'm killing him twice with the chaos card was all it took and now he's like damn you busted me I can't perfect get more money no deal that was expected hpf's pretty useless but we cleared the floor very fully and I'm just satisfied so let's go hopefully by this floor what's in here uh Hey Voodoo we were just talking about you now I can go into curse rooms not feeling like I'm going to die nightlife probably isn't worth it but I really like this item and I have a soft spot for it there you go money exactly what we're hoping for this could be a good active item uh that's okay oh hey I don't have a use for you bye okay we're checking this out now money equals power all right yeah that's that's good uh wow this is just like a take everything I get to have everything I want okay but it is looking a little tough okay wow oh my God today's the nine no I missed the time but there's a solid keeper that's what I cared about that's what I was freaking out about please that's beautiful that's all I needed okay we're back up baby we are back up in a really weird spot like this actually I'm gonna do this just because it also gives me access to the boss Challenger that was worth it it's more guaranteed than trying to gamble on an ultra secret there we actually got to fight a lot of different uh bosses here oh God no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's been a while okay we're good I'll take it uh Halo that's also just really good what if I still love eating the key piece I I mean I'm gonna have to use it on this floor because I'm taking the reverse Justice and the soul of Isaac with me right I can always get another key piece hey belly button's great worth oh my God uh we can go in here because of voodoo head there's the scent okay now you've given me a choice and I don't know how to feel about it except of course I know how to feel about it I'm Gonna Take It uh remember that I'm gonna check everywhere here before I go into that treasure room I'm checking everywhere I want to make sure that I got a planetarium if I didn't I'm skipping it I'm sorry I just I can't I I just don't see it I can't believe it if I don't get a planetarium also a steam sale wow don't you even dare think that I won't play dirty with you uh I don't think this actually gives me HP and then PhD is good actually must be down for damage up that's just pure profit okay I have a literal 61 percent chance if I don't get it I I'm flabbergasted I can't believe it uh we're not messing with those curse rooms by the way there it is okay Lord Almighty watch it's gonna be like uh what's a bad one it's actually not that many bad oh it's gonna be Mars it's gonna be Mars or Jupiter and I'm gonna scream but it's not gonna be a scream of Happiness it's gonna be a scream of Anguish swatch oh got it it's blind Luna okay Luna's good actually I don't mind I'll take a minute thanks to my range I only need to shoot once there treasure room right away I'm gonna take the left one and hope the right isn't good arguably better that sucks but we don't even we're not even close to conjoined so I don't mind especially in a situation where we're blind such an annoying curse Wednesday wait get it give it put me back put me back is that a quarter thanks for recording what what's done hi there play it smart play it's smart two bombs and you don't even have to worry in fact I have a ladder idiot what are you doing oh it's buying plethora coupons probably better for us snack okay I am now a normal coupon's really not that necessary to be honest with you I have infinite money but I'll take it you can now go in here thanks for the Sun what is it oh it is guppy it is guppy I'm gonna become guppy in a second foreign [Music] that was the most clutch ladder play I'm losing it they're both on sale did I take a double deal oh I took PhD that's right oh well hunter from below is cool gimpy is whatever oh why did I forget that I can't take devil deals as well I don't care about Boss Rush too much I definitely want to hit hush this should be more than enough damage to just kind of nuke her doesn't get a chance to do anything I save my HP up nice let's go down then hurry up two minutes try to kill everything in time and one cycle nice I can believe it there's so much I gotta do and blow up a short period of time nothing whatever uh I have to that's literally spun Nana damage up and a speed up that's worth it I have to hurry up what the hell that's definitely a bug I'm not gonna question it I don't know we're out of here I don't have time no no no no no no diet that I took so long to kill oh please oh my God how close was that how close how close how close was that how close was I don't know I'm going down I can't believe how close that was I'm freaking out milliseconds there's a card hello oh yikes uh take a toxic shock here oh uh would this be good I feel like no because I have Holly sorry that's cool uh and then the rest of this is like whatever it's kind of a whatever hush I suppose I'll take glaucoma I don't know if Libra would have been good here I'm assuming no just because I basically have two items right now which is polyphemus and C-section one of them is a fat damage up I don't want to lose that for a pretty good tears up you know because my damage is pretty good we just Chuck C-sections at hush and we should be okay we also have the Swarm which is one of the best defensive items in the game you really just can't get hit when you have something like this the night light is being Troublesome it's weird because like I'm trying to slow him down but not slow him down okay we're good we're good we're good a little stressful let's go to the show right away okay sure 15 cents which means it's technically 30 cents oh I had a feeling oh I'm shooting like three now I'm sure how many is that 12 4 times 3 is 12 am I correct I don't know I of course have correct uh I guess reverse Emperor doesn't work very cool all right Satan is done for dark room achieved give me some God stuff ooh guppy no guppy conjoined oh there's a forget me now I definitely want to do that let's grab you describe you that's conjoined and that's kind of useless oh no oh my God I almost died milliseconds away we're good you know maybe the Forget Me Now version of the dark room has the secret room of my dreams assuming I can even access these bad boys because I am broke on bombs I believe contract From Below I mean logically speaking one to two bombs will probably spawn by the end of two dark room full clears right I don't have to be that nervous right right I it was not just gonna be two cents every single time right oh my God I got trolled so hard I can't believe it sometimes the game is a little mean oh I have three secrets that's so weird oh boy yay okay now I don't know if I really aha do I do it now or do I do I don't forget me now oh I do it here there you go this is what we're waiting for I can't access them I can't access these chests I'm pissed I need bombs there's no way I can do it I can't believe it I just I got Giga troll just now hold on maybe I can do something I don't really know this could be really stupid this could be the worst mistake of my life but check this out and we have a berserk ready okay watch this we're gonna use berserk to swing and get those items in there then I'm going to take glowing hourglass and re-roll and if it's a battery roll glowing hourglass out I'm gonna hard commit here watch this we can reach that and we can reach that this looks insane by the way I don't know why I look like a nutso that I this is one of the coolest things I've ever seen so boom you get four it's triple shot it's cool it's all of Isaac Secrets there's a TM trainer uh does does glowing hourglassing this and going to the next floor change the RNG I don't know I mean I might as well try right okay so we'll glowing hourglass we'll take Forget Me Now and then on the next floor we'll try it again because those aren't really too crazy I don't know if this changes it I know a lot of items are seated so it might just be the next time I do this it's the exact same thing that's two athames that makes no sense actually it's black powder I really could have gotten bookcore hey there's a bomb okay we're better thank you okay all right lucasin is the Saving Grace here plus 4.5 volt we're always gonna get bombs there is an item in here okay there's an item in here this is looking like the highest likelihood for where I'm gonna use Justice and soul of Isaac again this is also kind of gonna work as an experiment to see if uh the items are seated or not quite curious just battling our way through with our open and I got conjoined that forget me now was huge game winning forget me now hold on I also have another Giga plan I'm gonna really maximize this I wanna die there's the bomb let's go back down this way I feel like I'm probably gonna get more bombs so I'm just gonna try this since I know there's an item in here I feel like it's the smarter play we're going to continue to roll this over and over again over again maybe get a chest still low-key kind of struggling for bombs but lucasin is at least helping out that turned into a key I turned the key into a key what do you say about that I feel like this is the first time I've ever experienced a three secret rooms on a floor by the way or at least one of them the first times I've experienced it uh this guy this guy are both fine there's a Temperance here give me uh bombs or key whatever wait I can't be right I have reverse PhD oh I'm just getting damage UPS I took damage 4.5 volt coming in clutch there you go that's another reverse oh did I just play the system I think I just played it oh my God I played the system I got bombs I played the system to the absolute maximum I really should have taken IPS but not a smart move by me but with two reverse justices I feel like there's no reason to go for the GB bug play anymore I'm kind of just curious as to what I can get okay you literally spawned within two pennies that's impressive we have one more secret room out to chat uh and then it looks like we'll probably just roll the initial secret room or even I guess the one by the super secret room since it's closer to the other reverse so I feel right that like I I don't know what I'm gonna get but I'm gonna get something right because like I have two of these and we're gonna see if it's seated I remember what they had last time okay and okay soul of Isaac okay so it's seated you see how I got the same items in these chests okay that that makes sense these items didn't turn into anything crazy let's try it didn't turn anything crazy I guess I get Bookworm that's nice thanks they see him Tanner because it's funny take triple shot I'll get myself a luck up a damage up and a skeleton key and that should be it I mean unless delirium spawns I think that's basically GG there is not okay there is I'm just kind of running around and letting toxic shock deal with everything and spamming the act of assuming that it's doing something even though I know it's not maybe it does something with uh items can I avoid now what is this uh thank you rainbow you point that IBS why I don't even know it just it it consumed the penny over here and spawned it over here thank you the multi-dimensional baby I don't know if you guys can see how much value he's giving but it's insane DV Iris don't that was the Dogma sound that looks like a really cool Sprite that's like demon Holy Light it's called herb pills tears up can someone make this into an actual item because that just looks cool am I crazy for thinking that looks cool that's like demonic Holy Light herb pills uh I lost an HP I don't know how did I die I don't think I died what took away my HP I think I cleared out the entire void floor by complete accident mind you oh God our soul again with the ER items and messy friend let's go you and me mono Amano I don't know where you are I have to do a little dodging here it's kind of weird my tears look like his tears and it's kind of hard to dodge aiming at the punching bag I don't think I've hit a single shot directly there you go now it should be over all right I have a Megaton I re-rolled my build I'm Maggie that's not Maggie that's Bethany why am I Bethany why aha I oh delirium you always manage to throw a new curveball today I turned into tainted Bethany halfway through you GG [Music]

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Length: 18min 32sec (1112 seconds)

Published: Sun May 14 2023