Most HEATED ARGUMENTS and FIGHTS That No One Saw Coming!

foreign okay guys you are and souls the singing trolls Souls [Applause] sorry the singing Souls souls okay tell me honestly girls what's the sort of dream here who who do you want to be like in seven or eight years time Spice Girls anybody could outsell them well I like your ambition okay girls best of luck thanks [Music] it's getting pretty ugly I can't make foreign [Applause] girls can I be honest with you uh it's one of the worst groups I've ever heard in my life you want to come up here and sing Simon oh no girls here's the deal you sing I judge that's the way it goes you sing and I'll judge you hi Judge Judy easy because trust me I can just be as bad as you look you are grounded bite me the other two just look a bit like let's get out of here stop making it worse oh girls you sounded like three cats being dragged up the motorway it was just awful you know and to compare yourself with the Spice Girls it's just crazy yeah but Spice Girls couldn't sing anyway foreign [Applause] yes you're right you can't it can't be rude well actually you put it much better than your friends so I accept that yeah you should be the you should be the spokesperson you just swap places with Lippy it's time to say yes or no here's [Music] gonna be a no sorry Amanda it's gonna be a no for me girl okay it's a no-girl [Applause] hello hello Simon hi what's your name uh Sean armenta okay how are you Sean uh I turned 50. okay um and how much work have you put into preparing for this um one year and six months in a studio from six to ten P.M every night um dancing with the choreographer uh vocal training for seven days a week so I can uh be prepared for this okay and what song are you gonna do my own song called candy girl about uh the girls that you might meet in your local uh bar anywhere else at a really uh good looking then they're your sweet candy girl laughs I hope you like this one [Music] [Applause] [Music] bring yourself over here [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] we've got candy girl thank you Austin Sean I'm going to be because you put a lot of effort into this but you're like a mouse trying to be an elephant you know 50 year olds doing it and it's got nothing to do with your a or maybe it has but yeah it's just it's just it's just wrong [Applause] no you know I worked way too freaking hard for this and I'm a really I'm not a bad singer I know I'm not because I've been writing these songs for too long and too many people copying me a lot of people work really really hard for their dreams but it's not meant for everybody that's why you use auto-tune and I don't [Applause] I feel uncomfortable with you even staring at me you know I don't need this either so I don't need amateur yeah see you later yeah you see you'll have a better writer [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] IA [Music] [Applause] I have trained way way too hard for this to throw me off that that easily I I just wanted [Music] baby can't you see me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] all right [Music] [Applause] what's happening [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Applause] no like Broadway but if someone would have showed up to rehearsals last night it would have been a lot better oh man you're not like gonna blame me right now okay well it didn't go too well tonight I do anything you want to add I was waiting for something and nothing ever happened how do you feel it went I I mean like I was a little uh you were terrible and I thought it was I was actually not terrible you were absolutely terrible excuse me don't oh my God [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] thank you [Applause] Simon was that extreme enough for you you it's Nikki and Brie Bella the Bella sisters [Applause] you are very naughty you too thank you hey Nikki so everyone wants to know how was your experience on AGT extreme I had so much fun everyone was pranking everyone we should bring Simon let's act like we're contestants or something right come up with a performance let's go get them AGT I hope you're ready we're coming for you that's right Double Trouble baby [Applause] one more time for Nikki and Brie Bella wow [Applause] hello what's your name uh George was George George and George how old are you 19 19. why are you here today I'm here to clear my name clear your name yeah I know I know him he's the one that slammed the mic down and told Simon to shut up you were in a band what was the band called triple trouble and you had a really bad audition was that right yeah it was like a train wreck but times have trains from there I've matured like back then I was like really quick tempered and whatnot like I just I won't really thinking properly but like it's been two years since then I've matured fully I've you know got my singing together I've you know like growing up a lot since then I just want to do things properly this time um give me everything okay off you go [Music] let's do it tonight [Music] but somebody's sexy tell them hey give me everything tonight give me everything tonight give me everything tonight where's he coming but I'm magic a little more than I should tonight and I might take you home with me if I could tonight and I might make you feel so all right the music stopped because we've heard enough to judge you on I just stopped it don't start okay okay [Applause] what do you think you know the thing is is this industry is full of different people who will have opinions there's folks sitting all over this building with opinions and you go hear a whole bunch of them and if you can't take the heat baby then you need to get out of the kitchen Gary George when you said earlier you've matured in what way have you matured because mature you know things mature nicely like a red wine or a cheese but you've matured like a bad Curry mate [Applause] she's changed at all you came and stood right next to me there and I felt a lot of aggression off you you're very angry I'm happy no you're not happy that's just my like Vibe it's not a good vibe okay what's Louie's birthday George you have no likability at all okay okay and your singing was not good okay I respect your opinion okay now it's time for my opinion thank you excuse me excuse me we're gonna vote okay you will vote in good time to Lisa if you're replacing we're gonna vote here we go we don't even have to sit here and listen to it anymore [Applause] he's silly I need to be judged and you know what you've just done love you've embarrassed yourself for the entire nation the entire nation [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] no Talent at all Gary what kind of audition was that what was that yeah [Applause] hello oh this is gonna go well you know my I have to say whoops I have to say my favorite thing is to interview a mine I would ask you your name but I'm just going to call you the mime is that okay all right listen I tell you what let's see your mime how's that maybe that's the best thing hahaha [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's the best part of the whole house maybe now you'll use the microphone because I think after four X's you might want to give up mime and start talking to him I mean the best part was this gentleman coming out giving a mime a microphone that was the funniest bit Dory I think if you had a story to tell then we could follow it it didn't really have content Howie um walking against the wind and being trapped in an imaginary box isn't gonna Dazzle an audience to give you one million dollars that's true all right Howie vote please no no [Music] I'm sorry it's uh four no's but thanks for performing for us [Music] where do you guys get all telling me how to mine [Applause] you know I guess because we're appointed I'll I'll speak for the power you know how hard it is to not talk do you know how hard it is to not talk no you don't because all you do is you run your mouth Howard that's all you do you're [ __ ] that's what you are a [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] anyway boo boo you what what do you think [Applause] [Applause] I gotcha [Applause] [Music] wow [Applause] oh my God [Applause] what the heck would that might have been the greatest thing I've ever seen on America's Got Talent thank you man oh my God I was I got scared I didn't know if I had y'all though he's so smart oh he's coming down and security ain't doing anything I hope they're not looking for me to protect the women I'm getting out of here but if the judges thought they were tough they hadn't yet met Tamika everybody's searching for a hero people need someone to look up to thank you Randy I don't think that you're a solo singer at all I think I'm sorry I don't feel that you're a solo singer I don't feel that you have a solo singer's voice and for you to tell me I need lessons welcome to American Idol Smackdown you're not standing here being judged by people about how you sing you're not singing are you and for you to tell me that I need lessons go to an audition where they lie to you thank you very much indeed I'm not about to go to an audition yeah we're telling you the truth and you don't want to hear it and thank you very much thank you amazing at British Edge that's on the end he's an ass and he can kiss mom he can go kiss my natural born black ass for all I care because he don't know deadly Squad wow did Tamika just say that about Simon it's Tamika all right well Wayne Do You Hear What tamaka has to say about our other judges right after the break Tamika all right all right sorry Tamika sorry he can go kiss my natural born black ass for all I care because he don't know deadly Squat and neither do that big fat black is sitting on the other side he don't know it either and Paula Abdul is just jealous [Music] tell me about this outfit it's fantastic what's going on thank you Howard well it's not every day that you get to be in a place like America's Got Talent this is a very very sort of humor Hume last time this time I've seen it before there's only six spots left because Piers gave away one of them it's not enough Kayvon to be different that's very true what have you done to perfect your act since we last saw you because not everybody on the judging panel said yes you know you said your look is so extravagant but you felt like the song wasn't as extravagant you're right it was more of a downtempo mid-tempo song so I'm gonna do things a little different I'm going to speed it up a little bit okay go for it come on watch out here right come [Applause] [Music] to know your name and dying [Music] [Music] [Applause] like a record baby thank you [Music] baby [Applause] foreign [Applause] you are a true New York character you are different all that wear it fall short is on Talent it's a [Applause] sorry I like to do things that are funny I also like to do things that incorporate my other talents you know the piano the piano is not good the singing no you know what you're wrong about that I am not I want to show you right now no it's not serious music oh he's doing it again no you're funny no [Music] oh that's cool he's not comedic no this is what you're funny I thought he was being outrageous and comedicated [Applause] you know Kevon I do want to say something because there were four X's up there I must tell you that it would be an impossibility at this point for you to go through that's not true that's how it works you know I I don't think you were going for funding I think you consider yourself a serious artist look at Madonna yeah Lady Gaga is one of probably technically the best singers I've ever heard but Donna is a fabulous singer why do you think I'm not a good singer you're not a good singer I don't feel like this was positive yes I'm not a good pianist I taught myself how to play I believe you Mr singing your Technique is not even there do you think that you're a better singer than me [Applause] never say that I mean why won't you say that this is America's Got Talent I'm telling you from a technical side of things your technicality when it comes to your vocals you need a lot of work on that I've been taking vocal for six years now let me give you some honest criticism right yeah this show was called America's Got obnoxious little brats you would win it right your behavior is obnoxious it is well for you and for you to have the goal to stand there and try and compare yourself to Mel B you've had number ones is frankly an insult to the judging panel and you should have more classes and more respect I think she's talented I wasn't saying that she's not I'm saying I don't think that she is you know like a Whitney Houston but she's a good singer and all I'm saying all I'm saying is [Applause] yeah I don't know why you guys put him through the first time I thought he had a sense of humor I thought he was trying to be funny no he has no sense of humor whatsoever I'm very well thank you um can you introduce yourselves please my name is Mason Noyes so I need you to make some noise thank you um Mason how did you think your first audition went that's Rita you had a little dance I did you were feeling it um Mason what are you going to perform for us now because as you can see there's six yeah full chairs there so how have you become prepared for this you'll see okay good luck Mason [Applause] [Music] oh yeah oh sugar girl [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you know how we do I gotta get with you [Music] crazy baby [Music] [Applause] so [Applause] [Music] turn around and I'll just grab you gotta stop been the beat back turn the lights off [Applause] on their face hold up I got something to say I was on to say you know what I invite you all to film this I put up your phones they ain't gonna throw five thousand people out now listen Mason Mason just one second what gives you the right to say that listen no I know you're talking to me not them okay I'll go for it straight with the first audition I watched on Saturday people had 10 minute slots and I went to 47 seconds Mason you know what you are five seconds away from getting thrown off this stage yeah and I mean it yeah don't criticize these guys listen I'm Mason you shouldn't be doing it's kind of horribly wrong I'm doing this for you I'm doing this for entertainment I'm doing this for artists no you are big this is real elite [Music] don't tell me how long you should have on this show say how long I should have on the show [Applause] no well they go [Applause] why don't you first of all apologize to these guys over there who spent hours editing your tape and come on and insult my show and insult these producers you're not going to apologize no why should I well then go [Music] seriously [Applause] that's called Kanye West effect yeah but you're not Kanye West yet all I was saying was they got my first performance to 47 seconds and my professor performance is one of the best performances I'm actually disappointed for him because I think he's talented he would have had a chat he would have had a chair stand on the X please your name is Debbie Stevens and Debbie why are you here today because I've Got The X Factor I know I can win and I've just got it really yeah how good are you I'm amazing so Deborah what are you going to sing I'm gonna sing When You Believe by Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey okay great song there can be miracles when you believe the hope is frail it's hard to kill who knows what Miracles we can achieve When You Believe somehow you will you will win you believe thank you Deborah was she that good um your voice is okay you've got no Star Quality about you there's no Charisma no Charisma yeah I agree with Sharon a bit Pub singer-ish I thought really yeah I felt your confidence was slightly deluded Deborah the reality is you're not very good now you know what you were the one one person I didn't want to see today because I really want to slap you now but you are not a good singer I'm not a good singer that is why I've been a singer since I was six year old and everyone I've ever met people who don't even like me or come up to me and tell me I've got an amazing voice you can't bloody sing me I don't want to be a singer I don't really care what you think you can't sing you have no Talent get out all right Louis yes or no absolutely 100 rubbish [Music] she's got a really bad attitude she will never be a star in the music no I like her I'll never be a star I'm already ever ever Sharon decides to remove her from the room the Deb is not finished yet I really want to throw your water on him Debbie storms back in Louis sees what's coming I saw it coming what happened do it to me are you sure yes before she did it to me this you're not supposed to do that you can't throw water over hello hi welcome oh my goodness Cheryl sorry it's Louie the Ellie anyway sorry Louie yeah yeah [Applause] let's go back to these two what are your names Abby and Lisa okay and how old are you both 18 17 right are you sisters best friends best friends okay and why did you decide to do this because I don't know it's just like I don't know it's basically um I don't know we just wrap can everybody stop laughing at me oh my God yeah they yeah basically we kind of just randomly sing with each other and we just like wanna like I don't know prove people that we can like get confidence to do things thank you [Applause] you think they'll come back I don't know are they coming back [Applause] [Music] Okay so we've had our first tantrum right we got everything worked out now yeah what are you going to sing Lord um I think we're doing Shane War right you can agree on that can you yeah yeah [Applause] [Music] dead he yeah yeah yeah please know where I come from you know my story [Applause] but I promise you no more [Music] I'm not here to say I'm sorry I'm not here to like you [Music] oh no [Music] that's my ego [Music] all right [Applause] basically at the end of the day we don't care what you guys say we just came up here but at the end of the day yeah obviously we care what you think but she's just being a bit over the top can I be honest with you too you have the worst attitude of any contestants I have ever met on any of these shows seriously lead seriously rude like when you're up here yeah and now they're like boo yeah you're not gonna be like but Lisa you did tell them to shut up before you even started to sing if the singing was not great girls who are you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] now what's happening now so we've kept them separate at that stage we cannot strike people who are you I didn't mean it as a bad thing no I just didn't even know who she is sorry but who the hell he is [Music] it's the last time I ever do anything for her again [Applause] can you pass on for me it's four notes hello hello how are you good what's your name my name is Ian Bernardo it's my name and how old are you I am 25 years old Mr Cowell all right and why are you hearing to trial for American Idol I know that like why else would I be at American Idol I'm here to be the next American Idol I thought that it would be a nice addition to my already long and impressive resume which is which is SuperStar dancer singer and this is chinchilla and I'm wearing it specifically to show the world how wealthy I can be well you're not a superstar but you are a superstar no with respecting you're not a superstar but you may be a singer in the dance I am a singer I'm a dancer and I am a superstar you can ask my family you can ask my friend you can ask one of my therapists I am one of them how many therapists do you have I have two all right okay what are you gonna say Gloria okay oh worry we are now running after somebody you're gonna get em somehow I think you got to slow down before you start to blow it I think you're headed for a breakdown so be careful not to show it you really don't remember was it something that he said or the voices in your head calling Gloria Gloria don't you think you're falling if everybody wants you why isn't anybody crawling you don't have to answer leave them hanging on the line hey hey hey calling Gloria Gloria how are you gonna go down will you meet him on the main line or will you catch them on the rebound okay ready oh god dude I don't even know what to say thank you I didn't mean it that way three syllables Hollywood like it's not that hard are you real I'm breathing I'm real I'm Ian let me tell you what this was Ian this was a very hammy bad audition for you as something you aspire to be which obviously isn't a sinner and you it's bad it's not funny you're not good at anything and this is all your lips I haven't finished yet okay it's just rubbish rubbish rubbish that's British for garbage like what is that like rubbish who says how are you do it outside do outside do you even have a working game I am bored with you no as a taxpaying American I want to see a working Visa because I don't think you're legally and and I'm bored now I'm bored with you I don't think it's fair that you're kicking me like this take Mr boring out with the boring out who are you oh I've had it with this one the most ridiculous thing ever my face should be right here and you have the audacity that I'm getting outside by security because I'm such a threat you're that you're not even American and you're in my country and you're gonna tell me what an American Idol is I I have never This was oh okay first off he just threw me out of there after I started singing do you have any idea why yes because he's a [ __ ] that's why and second off he asked me what I'm doing when I leave out you know what I'm going to be doing I'm calling National Geographic to let them know that the dodo bird is not extinct it's in there and his name is Simon Cowell hey well this is interesting isn't it crazy right Ian how do you think it went how do I think I went how do you think it was I'd be buying my own ticket to Hollywood first class because I have the money to do that that's first one second off Hollywood is New Jersey with celebrities it's not even that great I'm sick of it Paula Abdul didn't even talk on my behalf she's sitting there like she's in the middle of world war 80. what's the wrong with her she could have talked she could have opened her mouth and said something [Music] happy to see the girls yep I'm sure they'll be happy to see me once I'm done good okay you're very confident then thank you yeah yeah two hours of push and broom bison hey for 12-4 bedroom means by no means King of the Road how'd you think it went brilliantly I thought you said that Louis it was just very very average everything was very everything everything was average what's your definition of average you I'm sorry I don't understand it's called The X Factor you don't have it no I don't have the X Factor I've got everything else that's even bigger than the X Factor well the show is called The X Factor which is a bit of a problem there is a difference between being confident and deluded and you fall unfortunately into the latter no one would pay to see you perform I know a lot of people would pay at least a tenor to see me I know a lot of people who pay not to hear you Ashwin whatever yes or no no Cheryl no Danny farewell [Music] they've made the biggest mistakes of their lives because my name is Ashwin and one day Simon Cowell will come begging to kiss my shoes for a job that never saw that coming major attitudes completely deluded in my opinion as to how good he actually was you haven't heard the Last of Me Simon because I am the greatest singer of all time not the best in the country not the best in the continents not the best in the world not the best in the Galaxy I am the best in the universe how you doing okay what's your name darling Kelly Norful and why are you here because I've Got The X Factor which is May okay I might not have the looks but I've got the X Factor and who would you compare yourself to in the charts today Celine Dion Whitney Houston Mariah Carey and how would you mark yourself out of 10 in terms of vocals 10 good what are you gonna sing I Will Always Love You off you go Kelly [Music] [ __ ] birthday I will only be in he away so I can go but I know how I think of you every step of the way and now [Music] well always love you well always love you thank you well you sounded like a dog barking at the end I am so sorry Kelly it was I mean you sang it in about 7 000 different keys I think this is a pointless exercise you haven't got a 10 out of 10 voice at best I would give you two and a half thank you very much and that's that's being generous Danny I can see you're really nervous but I don't think you have the voice to win The X Factor Kelly you're a nice girl but your voice is just not as good as you think it is so it's a what it's a novice no not for me okay nice to meet you Kelly thank you very much [Music] I think I've been penalized because he just wants to get out he's not giving anybody a chance it seems to me he wants to get out he wants to go to the pub basically 10 out of 10 Whitney Houston Mariah Carey Celine Dion and that sounded like Lassie [Music] what's your name Peter Peter she was absolutely terrible can I say something you are partly to blame for your daughter's delusion [Music] why because you've obviously encouraged it it's crazy it's crazy I think this is crazy no but the whole thing is wrong I'm asking you please can you give me one more time just one more it's pointlessing oh no she can do it Peter you don't that's the whole point you don't know this is my business your daughter isn't good enough have you got happy at home and have you got a heart yes where's your brain in your middle toe goodbye Kelly you've been very very hard nice to meet you Kelly Kelly reality check all you want to do is just go on don't you excuse me you are very very rude there's an eye opener but it seems very very rude thank you I could Advance Simon Millions just think about it Simon when I'm big on fighting this you could have been earning the money with me hello Mary hello very good so am I how you doing to the tea right there okay your name is Mary Roach however if I do make it to Hollywood I'm gonna change my last name to Gilbo because it has more Star Quality Mary Gilbo that's right g-u-i-l-b-e-a-u-x what do you do well I plan on going to cosmetology school at the end of the month unless I make it to Hollywood then I'm going to cancel my plans because I would much rather have a singing career than a hair styling career even though I very much love hair makeup and fashion as well and why are you here I'm here because I want to be the next American Idol and I want to make it to Hollywood and it's been my all-time dream for a long time to become a big famous singer and performer and this is just one way to do it if I make it what are you gonna sing a thing I feel the Earth [Music] are falling down I feel my heart started trembling down when I found a shopping oh baby when you look at me if that's where yeah I feel the Earth [Music] I'm falling down I feel my heart start trembling down [Music] when you're near me thank you how do you think he did not too shabby marks out of ten like out of 110 scale how do you think I think I did eight all right Mary honestly one of the worst I've ever heard in my life the worst yeah honestly are you just saying that to get on my nerves are you totally serious because someone tells me that I think you're saying it to annoy me but I what made you audition for this competition all my friends told me that I was an awesome singer what Mary you can't sing a note I mean not only can you not sing a note in tune you have one of the the weirdest voices I've ever heard in my life well weirdness is originality too well yes good point well you know at least I'm not going to walk out if you're crying like some people do no I don't want you to marry I mean you're being like hey whatever yes yeah would you like me to sing like myself I have a ton of different voices right well what were those you don't want to hear them you have a lot of voices up you're in your head are they talking all the time yeah I think so what are they saying now they're saying I didn't know the judges on American Idol would actually think I was terrible they're also saying Mark McGrath is a hottie they're also saying it's a good judge um all y'all look different in person I pictured you to be bigger I you're prettier than I thought you were you look thinner than I thought you were the soundtrack to This section I think should be violin music I mean Mary um I think we're just gonna say no and and wish you lots of luck of beauty school yeah definitely you seriously think I'm one of the worst singers you've ever heard I actually do Maria yeah thank you I really thought I was going to make it to Hollywood and I can't believe the outcome but whatever hang in there honey thank you thanks Mary thank you so much I'm never gonna pursue my thing for her again ever I'm gonna just go to beauty school style here because that's what I'm good at I'm not gonna lose life I'm not gonna lose it no matter what I do I'm not gonna lose it I'm not gonna start crying I've heard from many many different people that I have an amazing voice all my friends have told me that I had an amazing voice random people I don't know told me that I can really sing so all that tell me that they're wrong but still the fact that they said that that doesn't make me want to pursue any kind of thing career not unless I'm going to be a lead singer in a rock band now I want to say a big to Simon and Randy and Martin McGrath even though he's a hottie I won't deny that although I'm not gonna say Paula because at least she was nice and at least she was sweet she's such a sweetheart and I can't say anything bad about her oh what's that off her chest Mary collected herself enough for one last performance but you know you lied said we weren't right you insist that we were wrong why didn't you relax sooner for you Daniel but remains in Miami [Music] [Music] the voices in her head saying way to go you really blew it Mary makes a dramatic exit what would it mean to you to win X Factor I don't even put it into words the world the world [Applause] foreign [Music] [Music] okay I'm I'm curious to see what Talisa thinks okay girls I'm just gonna put it as possible to you I think all the energy and all the dance moves is to cover up the fact that none of you can really sing um it's a bit Rich coin from you but [Applause] what [Music] let's vote imagine say one thing coming from a female group that always talks about how women should come together and they shouldn't be [ __ ] towards one another I understand that you have an opinion but at the same time you came here for us to judge you and there was no reason for you to come back and like that and I can understand I can tell these two don't appreciate the fact that you did that because what if you just messed up their chances for an opportunity there's a group no one guys I think we should just vote I'm going to start with Gary let's know [Applause] it's a massive no [Applause] um that was her being [ __ ] and you know I'm gonna be the same back that's just one of them it's just a learning curve we're still young and um maybe next time we just should buy tattoos [Music] [Music] [Music] the grave powerful Lamar Randy Lamar man I got mad love for you man but that was kind of torturous man I mean I you know the pitch was all over the place it was like I don't know another song for you no no it's not that man I I just don't think you're that good man sweetie yeah Lamar dude you're 19 years old I'm 20. okay 20. yeah I'm not gonna say that you that you're a terrible singer because you're not really shocked because that's not true I'm not going to say it I'm not going to say that dog are you a good listener I am a very good listener okay so listen to us for a second it wasn't great there's a voice in there somewhere you need to do a lot of work I don't even know if you really for this level don't say anything else stop listen I asked if you were good listener and you keep singing let me tell you something Lamar let me give you one little bit of advice hold on I want to just share something with you you have to find some humility in order to do this and pull back listen and stop trying to exalt yourself and that's what you're doing you're running so just you need to do the work sweetheart you haven't done the work yet so let's take a vote Lamar no I'm gonna say no because you're not ready a dog I feel your passion but see you're not even listening [Music] it wasn't great today dog you're not ready for this level we're trying to find the best we're trying to find the best you weren't the best we're not trying to hurt you this is crazy [Music] dog that's not cool just the whole damn American Idol show Mary J Blige can't sing news she can't single lit that's not a ducking cause I know because I know he was gonna pull out of he's gone or what it's Carol I ain't never heard of that I wish Paula was here Randy I thought you were gonna get up and I saw to get my duck ready put the duck ready Mary J Blige he's crazy right there looking for a clown hey that's what you're looking for oh look this whole America I don't think [Music] yo [Applause] wow hello it feels so weird to be back here again seriously your name is Michael Lewis and Michael you were here last year I was indeed yes yes last year you came as Michael Jackson that's correct I was yes you know what my experience last year taught me a valuable lesson that lesson was just to be myself now so I am who I am though no gimmick no mask just me you're Michael Lewis absolutely thank you okay okay go thank you very much thank you [Music] again [Music] [Music] I can't even do reality that's milk sometimes story [Music] has no glory [Music] okay you can take it all because maybe next time use your eyes and I'm gonna say this right there's so much positivity in this room it's unreal thank you thank you I love you thank you very much thank you I'm not sure about the positivity I can feel the energy they're giving me the energy right now Gary I've got a feeling that the audience weren't clapping because they liked your talents somehow I'm an artist I'm a performer I'm a performer [Applause] you're very surreal we're just all a bit it's a bit weird unique is the word I like to use actually your name okay I'm not boring I'm not coming let's be honest I'm me okay express myself just see if you can keep your mouth shut for one minute [Applause] you liked about it Kelly um no Gary Michael it's a no for me [Applause] just yet it's gonna be a no for me to Lisa the no for me Michael Michael you've got pornos [Applause] this is my stage and I belong on this stage okay what part of that can you not understand why girls you've ruined it all over again I love how you guys turn on me straight away so two faces unreal seriously [Applause] so shallow and sentimental and judgmental [Applause] thank you very much nice to meet you nice to meet you good luck [Applause] is a little bit delusional wasn't he sees he thinks he can sing Michael oh they're so fake you saw how thick they were one minute they love you and then I hate you I don't know what to say I don't either they have got no clue whatsoever hi hello my name is Curtis yeah I'm gonna sing Mario Let Me Love You one second Curtis how old are you 16 and what's in all division for this do you want to be famous do you want people to hear my music just like the world today [Music] tell me what's happening over the last 12 months and what have you been doing with your life music practice him for this yes you know normal things a 16 year old boy does like what plays computer sings um excuse me chills with girls all right let me sing now let me sing [Music] baby I just don't get it you enjoy being hurt I know you smell the perfume the makeup on his shirt you don't believe his stories you know that there are lies bad as you walk you stick around and I just don't know why If I Was Your Man baby you'd never worry about what I do I'll be coming home back to you every night you should let me love you let me be the one to give you everything you want penny oh baby good love and protection make me a selection show you the way Love's supposed to be oh baby you should let me love you love you love you I love you yeah yeah [Applause] did you like it this is something cheeky choppy about you and I actually do like it yes I think you got a little bit of that Chris bone Swagger tape style going on how do you think you did which is what I just did Curtis you and I are gonna have a little conversation and it's called attitude right this lady you've got to zip it all right and stop being such a smart ass okay [Music] if you don't want to be here you can go thank you because I really like you Curtis really like it good luck yeah you know but you've got to listen to what people say okay I have that problem you do don't you I'm working on it but let's start let's start from here you came on here to get a break you may get a break from this I think you're really talented I actually like your Swagger but you have to work with people right you have to take the good news and the bad news all right Denny yes or no [Music] yes thank you Cheryl say yes for me thank you Louis yes Curtis I think you are incredibly current right one of the most current artists we've had on the audition process so far right maybe this is the first time people are actually believing in you as a person I think you're really really talented I actually like you you got four yeses days [Applause] [Applause] no no I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't I would love to yeah absolutely my pleasure I think eggs have to help me change my life and make me a better person and once they're close to it today but I got presents for the girls just for the girls thank you just for the girls anything for us no it's just for the girls I'm a female person there you go and we've made that clear what's your name Starlight and you don't like men very much not usually no okay darling just put the darling in the sweetheart we're being nice to you oh but you won't get a pen and what are you gonna sing I got my own song discipline what's it about discipline I already said that do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do two hey cut the crap I don't like rap I don't need toffee I don't drink coffee I don't smoke so if I'm fat why is that yeah after yourself what I'm dancing who do you aspire to be like in the world of dancing who are your Heroes one of my heroes is Justin Timberlake okay off we go [Applause] I see you comb your hair and give me that grin it's making me spin now spinning within before I melt like snow I say hello how do you do [Applause] David look the truth is you are completely and utterly useless absolutely not [Applause] what's the matter here huh they all made a mockery of me who did Simon the judges and all of a sudden up most of the army now I just feel stupid being there on that stage in front of all those people turning them up and running off would you regret swearing at them now regret running off do you want to go back on and speak to the judges and apologize maybe and and have a conversation with them yeah yeah okay come on then all right come on as far as I want to apologize to all of your audience for for losing it in front of you because it wasn't like and I just well unfortunately I come here to apologize and to talk to them and all you could do is say that and come off it tough again oh a minute we didn't actually say anything didn't we so it felt like I was getting a mockery from the audience now do you know how that feels stand on here but listen to me you you chose to come here today you chose to show us your skills in front of this audience what do you expect if it doesn't go your way it's not always going to go your way uh David David nobody listen to her let's see seriously if that's what you get from an audience that's trying to apologize they stand on the stage and do it everybody like you how could you say that I've just got to carry on with what I want to do right and I've got to show that Simon Cowell that who's boss see that's a better attitude yeah is that you have before running off a lot better yes so they can all go and beep thank you I'm going to present to you the roast Simon Cowell so I got into my comedy Labs I did a big data analysis right I looked at Simon's likes and dislikes and I charted them because I'm me and so here we go we'll start with those dislikes uh number one PowerPoint if I'd known that I would have done something completely different in my audition three percent likability that's really not likable uh number two uh shaving the man does not own a razor right no maybe you do shave you're just so masculine the minute you finish Boom the hair pops back out loud if you know he hates Cloud yeah I can't even stay on this slide and finally the biggest dislike minus six percent is uh falling off a bike I'm sorry I'm sorry too soon have you thought about training wheels that's all I'm saying that's all I understand in what world do you live in Rebecca we're some 17 year old dude Ashanti's house party like y'all not gonna believe this I got Pinot Grigio let's do shots and Chardonnay let's start up four o'clock it's never happened right you don't know a 17 year old that owns a corkscrew the little time in your entire life can you tell me a time where you've seen a 17 year old dude be like this Merlot pairs so well with the Doritos Locos Taco it's just something about zinfandels in a Hot Pocket that is to die for Sophia you you did so much magic in two and a half minutes that I don't even know what I was seeing you made me believe in magic this is amazing this was better than your audition and I really want to know what [Applause] Simon Simon pretty win you over I think I helped you I do I really really do I think that's Simon no by me saying no at the auditions I think has pushed you to be a better magician I'm very happy to say on live television I am officially an idiot Holly I want to give a standing ovation [Applause] best choice this is probably the best Wild Card nobody has done that hug it out they're gonna kiss me on live TV they were arguing I think I see Tom there was tongue involved magic is definitely in the air oh my God you did it hi they kissed on live television where's my wife I worked at this grocery store for a lot of hateful years why is it when you hate your job they won't fire you and now look I worked in the worst department at the grocery store not the meat not produce not the freeze I worked in the steel Department you familiar with the steel Department right self-checkout Lane I got paid to watch people steal all day if people think you stupid like you know when they go they gonna rob you when they're bringing up their stuff they always got to look back up at you they're like poop does one dude tried to humiliate me like I knew he was gonna Rob us because I'm looking at him he's looking at me I'm like just steal it he tries to play me in front of the entire store while he's ringing his stuff up he makes the beat noise with his mouth you didn't even do it right like you got to act this out go all in raise your pitch at least he's like I like the produce is not even supposed to make a sound even unbeatable stuff advice to come in America's Got Talent Champions it was like all my dreams came through at once I thought he was going to be a singer so I decided to do some research on the judges or the backstage there are five hairdressers free makeup artists a wardrobe department and a whole team of nutritionists and that's just to maintain Simon's new look [Applause] Heidi my mum told me that you are a Victoria's Secret supermodel [Applause] one is your videos then Dad came home from work and we watched all your videos [Applause] and over again this is Barbara Walters and today on my show I have I have award-winning actress Natalie Portman Natalie I hear you're having a baby I am Barbara we're thinking of naming the baby oscar but it's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey y'all it's Molly Cyrus what's up what Dad no I'm not gonna clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account I had a motorcycle I don't like telling people I have a motorcycle because every time I tell someone they always got to tell me a story about how the friends crashed on a motorcycle you know like why do people have to be so negative I don't go over to pregnant women telling them my dad left you know what I'm saying so annoying so annoying I walked at my apartment one time right I walked in my apartment and my neighbor walked up to me she was like oh my God you got a motorcycle or you started us are you sorry you better be careful I got in the car wreck the other day my car flipped eight times I'm looking to be alive blessed right yeah she black by the way this was like you know that was that is crazy that stroke call Flip eight times you're alive you are blessed you know and I'm I'm over here thinking who the hell right like in the air one like who's doing it my name is preacher thank you so much I appreciate it teach you how to do Ryan Reynolds But first you have to do Jim Carrey's voice in order to do Jim Carrey just imagine yourself as a giant Canadian bird okay hi there judges uh I have some voices for you take that Canadian bird down to a sexy whisper and you have Ryan Reynolds hi there I have some voices for you judges I hope you enjoyed that did sound like Ryan Reynolds okay here's how to do Seth Rogen's voice yeah take Santa Claus's laugh now imagine Santa Claus eats a different kind of cookie [Laughter] [Applause] this is a crazy job I just laid down chimneys and I deliver packages to kids and eat their cookies now you can do that I'm not from California but I look like I am just another wobbly guy in the sidewalker I made eight bucks walking over here [Applause] good speaking sure [Laughter] everybody always thinks that this is one of those copper magnetic healing bracelets like hey does that thing work I'll be like oh yeah man I was in a wheelchair last week I'm gonna put it on this arm next week I better take it off soon though you know I don't want to get too better show and then I have to figure out how to be a magic singing ventriloquist or whatever let's just say we're not gonna puppet on that thing [Applause] oh I just got the citizenship yeah until I got my citizenship I never had a road rage if somebody cut me off I'd be like oh so sorry I was driving too slow but today I got the citizenship somebody cut me off I'm like what the heck you can't cut me off this is my land that's when I realized I become true American oh that's great hilarious because I felt entitled before the citizenship somebody hold the door for me I ran really fast I'm like thank you so much after the citizenship I'm like you hold the door you peasant I got sassy I want to say this from from my heart here uh what you have done for the show and as a friend as one of the most amazing people I've ever worked with I wanted to pay you a tribute to show your significance and most importantly your importance for the 10 years you've been on the show over to Utah count it down with me people what am I looking five four three two one foreign last night you were brutally honest and that didn't sit well with a lot of people online right right how do you respond to that um I'm not responding to them apologize you know what the competition was brutal the and and last night we had the highest the highs and then some incredible for me personal disappointments and we are here and we are all paid to be honest I am brutally honest that's why it was brutal good luck to everyone but do something grumpy I'm not grumpy I'm translating she said grumpy well you know what this is a good sign listen Sophia a lot of the judges you guys disagreed on a lot of the acts last night why do you think that was um well first of all we have different taste and we all have the same taste some of them don't know what they what they what they're supposed to know uh I know everything we know how is grumpy sometimes and Simon is sometimes local so if there's nothing growing up he used to call me a huge waste [Laughter] you see both of my parents wanted me to become a lawyer never even came close to becoming a lawyer but I was once involved in a suit but I've since traveled the world went to Spain feel madly in love with a Spanish sundress and we broke up and I was pantalones married now oh my wife and I are Polly it's polyester our daughter Capri brought home a pair of sweatpants hey I want to be a supportive father but I want to see her date someone to iron with a crease this guy looked like he'd been donated she asked if he could spend the night I said in my house she'll sleep in separate drawers you know the problem when you go to a nursing home when you look like me yeah they wouldn't let me out the only reason I'm here tonight is I had to get a night pass from the front desk the first thing I found out when I got old is that young people hate old people is that right really did you ever drive behind an old person does this look familiar yes the worst thing I'm experiencing now at 80 is that my hearing has gotten awful I'm talking to this woman the other day and she tells me she has a peanut allergy right I misheard the word [Applause] [Laughter] I said what happens she said I start choking and gagging true story when I was 10 years old my parents sent me to Tourette's camp yeah that's where the joke should end [Laughter] it's a real place and I didn't realize it till this moment but I found out that when other people twitch it makes me Twitch more first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids shoulder row and my Tourette's saw that and took that as a challenge I threw him a head flop the girl next to him did a full body twitch and everybody saw that and all hell broke loose [Applause] some of my charts I can't explain why they're true I just know from experience this is what's gonna happen here's the locker room at my gym I am the blue dot I walk in I start to get changed the minute I get all my clothes off 12 guys walk in and this is that is so true it defies statistics sometimes statistics sounds scary but it's not when you look at it from a different angle when I first got married I heard 44 of marriages end in divorce that's a scary number think about that 40 my wife and I are like do we stand a chance think of the other side if 44 of marriages end in divorce you know what that means 56 of marriages end in death to us part those are the two ways that marriage is end folks if you're married enjoy it now it does not end well there was you know we were deliberate a lot about whether we put you through to the final I think Howie in particular didn't want you to be here they're going through to the finals and you know what I was right and you know what I love about you it's different and it's difficult and I like people who take that moment and you took that moment and we're going to remember you for me best Act of the night only two are going through remember you've got to vote it yeah he's a liar eh no one's a real liar you worked on Canada's Got Talent you would have won Canada's Got Talent you guys are so [ __ ] good my roommate's actually white and he's like uh this is racist not all white people are serial killers I'm like wow it looks like all serial killers are white here buddy we're on season 14. come on you know what I'm saying the Clean Sweep let's go and I feel bad because white people are actually the only people in the world that can be serial killers there's no other ethnicity in the world that can get away with eight unsolved murders in a row like you don't think black people want to be serial killers of course they do they cannot could you imagine a black sea or killer he would get pulled over on the way to getting supplies yeah he's never done anything yet come on Indians Asians Hispanics we can't be serial killers our families way too nosy an old Indian lady she's a snitch my mom will just show up man it's a rope but happened to the duct tape it is the bleach I'm calling the cops I'm like come on Mom You Raised Me do this I'm your son come on the password is Magic did you just look no not at this are you guys talking no trick Magic [Applause] is the correct word you heard him tell me the words [Applause] because they heard you cheated all right all right this is the final clue we are actually tied at the moment and we are going to start with Howie okay it is ready million dollars Millions oh he's right thank you very much [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: Talent Recap

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Id: inZrxZ0507M

Length: 96min 42sec (5802 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 11 2023