20 FUNNIEST GOLDEN BUZZER AUDITIONS EVER!

we've been here by accident hello hello what's your name my name is Matt Edwards hi Matt hello where are you from where from that I'm from uh Suffolk Suffolk great how old are you I'm 34. 34. do you have a day job um do I look young um yeah I I'm a magician is what I do for my day job lovely so tell us something about you that makes you different from other magicians that we may have seen on the show um I think the what makes me different from other magicians is um the type of magic I perform isn't necessarily sleight of hand it's a little bit uh crazy a little bit variety I would say oh it's like the sound of that all right but we look forward to your act good luck so I don't know yeah it's lovely to me you all uh my name is Matt what's your name brilliant that's enough now I've only got like a minute to show you what I can do so um ladies and gentlemen I'd like to perform a trick uh but before I do my trick I'm gonna propose a toast I want to say cheers to everybody um so when I say cheers everybody in the audience shouts cheers perfect amazing now uh because I've only got a minute I'm going to give this a big build up in the hope that everyone claps really loudly and then all the ladies take off their bras and throw them in my face look at it you Alicia that's a try so um ladies and gentlemen [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] Fred Lee Evans and Magic [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I like it I do yeah [Music] though [Music] about the soul gonna have soul tequila what about the soul [Music] [Applause] fine I'm fine [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right uh true [Music] sorry sorry [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen everybody cheers [Applause] thank you thanks David David what a brilliant way to present a magic trick because I love when people push jokes as far as they possibly can go until they almost break it was very funny very entertaining it was brilliant well done Amanda [Applause] it was sort of silly how Tommy Cooper used to do it you know you're so distracted by you clowning and messing about that we're not paying attention to what you're actually doing so therefore it's even more magical I really love you I think you're charming I think you're funny and you're kind of old school with a Twist which is absolutely perfect for Britain's Got Talent well done Simon I've got to be honest with you Matthew you know when you started with that voice I thought this is going to be really annoying but actually you are brilliant I mean really really funny and how old are you 34 did you say okay I'm surprised you haven't had a break yet Matthew because you're really likable and nuts um you've just got something about you it's your energy this is what we look for on these shows people who've got Star Quality I've just got a feeling about you you know it's good it'll be good I agree Matthew I love your passion and enthusiasm right we're going to take a vote David and I got divorced I'm going to say yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you [Applause] he's too good [Applause] [Music] [Applause] very good very good pleasure I wasn't expecting that honestly we were laughing so much I thought I was gonna pee myself he's 34 years old and for some reason he hasn't been given the break until now and so we just wanted to be we'd be there really good really good love it yes that's a good one yeah it's a good one I'm going to tell you about they were absolutely on the money this is what it's all about dreams come true good for you guys thank you so much I loved it honestly that was just I haven't seen anything in a routine like that for years [Applause] so much that I'm ready to show the world thank you so much for the opportunity it's got your life straight through the semi-finals [Music] laughs [Laughter] [Music] he gets a standing ovation and hasn't said a word I love him thank you very much everybody for the odd person that is watching at home or doesn't know you are a superstar from this last season season 17 on AGT you blew up you're a comic Superstar I know you've been traveling I know I offered you a job with me opening up you haven't had time I haven't had time that's how busy busy people are recognizing you on the street with all that going on why come back for more here's the thing I didn't win that's why I was here I wanted the title I wanted to be the first comedian ever and then when I left I was devastated good for you so when I got the call I never stopped working and I just kept tightening brightening fixing everything you know you want to sell hey no more questions give us the show okay I love him for saying that yeah [Music] [Applause] thank you thank you all right okay so AGT has been changing my life but it's been changing my family's life even more especially my stepson for those who don't know my wife's older I got a stepson we like the same age I call them step man all right and he's been exhibiting unusual behavior because he's upset that I portrayed him on the show as irresponsible and gets in trouble in school so he's been trying to prove he's responsible by buying products around the house with my money and I didn't even know I walked in or I'm eating a cereal I'm like hey don't waste that milk he's like I bought it [Applause] and he doesn't waste the milk he walks the bowl of milk past the sink and places the bowl of milk inside of the refrigerator so first I'm like who reuses cereal milk but then I was like how good would my cereal taste double cocoa puffed up oh these years I've been single milk in it I just needed my milk to marinate Fame is effective step man he's been invited to all these parties but he's been staying out too late so my wife and I we've been deciding how to handle it I'm like I don't know what to do she's like go get him I drove around the corner to pick him up I came home three hours later she said Michael you've been drinking I'm like we got some of the same friends everybody was there still there I'ma go get him again I'll find out why you weren't invited [Applause] and on top of all of that I have responsibilities in the community I'm a little league coach yes yeah yeah we have a 12 year old together yeah that's the one we call real kid and they call me coach fro because I can't fit the Hat I just set it on top I love coaching you know I just hate when kids get hit by the pitch because it is not supposed to be funny but baseball huh baseball is a game of technique when the ball is coming at you turn and you brace but a lot of the kids they get afraid and they get hit in the worst places like the center of the back and I see it happening the ball's coming and they turn and let ah [Applause] [Music] just look at another person [Applause] and the kids like I can hear you the pitch was 25 miles per hour she's trying to kill me hey you guys I'm Mikey Winfield thank you very much America foreign [Applause] smile and you are that ray of sunshine and I love you you're hilarious and I will be double milking from now on thank you Heidi I will do it tomorrow morning Mike you know what I think if you had done that routine in the final it might have been a completely different story because you've come back funnier more confident I can even see it in your eyes how much this means to you right now it means everything thank you I could see that this is what I wanted eight for like 20 years and you go unnoticed and you finally get a platform there's no time to take off or put on breaks I'm here to play for me you know what Mike I love love love people who compete and I wasn't expecting to do this but I'm gonna do it [Applause] everybody Winfield thank you sir thank you Mike E Winfield you are going straight to the all-star finale [Applause] [Music] I'm okay dude I see you getting emotional up there man these are all stars and I am I'm trying to hold it back in here but this is like this is like a dream this is the dream he really got me Heidi yeah my name is Dustin's dojo and I'm a trained black belt and I learned to be a black belt at Roger Baker's Taekwondo and pizza Pensacola Florida this is my friend Terry and I am hisensei okay well um no I think down there yes this is the greatest thing I've ever seen why are you always turning around you never know where there's going to be an attacker so you always have to be on guard are you worried that you're gonna get attacked here yeah in Hollywood there's many attackers [Applause] [Laughter] you guys are good [Applause] thank you I love you huh are you gonna do a demonstration yeah today we're gonna do three different things first I'm gonna break wood and Terry's gonna hold it thank you and then we're gonna break the world record for most full extension punches thrown in 60 Seconds and then finally I'm gonna throw a karate combo and when I least expect it Terry's gonna throw salt into my eyes and I'm gonna fight through the pain [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is fantastic you don't get it as you can see I handled that pretty well thank you for watching this demonstration mixed opinions and artists um I I'll tell you something that is the most I have laughed me too why don't I think that's funny I don't think this is funny one bit oh come on I'm only uh saying this for the benefit of of my fellow judges who hit the X these two guys are comedians they're in the tradition of The Three Stooges yes what they've done here is lampooned to the T everything that goes on in a martial arts studio where is Terry going sir Terry was looking for an attacker that's what I mean [Applause] enough to laugh I get that it's meant to be comedy I get that it's meant to be funny to me it wasn't funny to me it was annoying you actually remind me reminds me of one of these boys that one of my sons brings home yeah like a playdate you know the kind that I don't want to invite back to the house if Dustin if you are lucky enough to move forward do you have plans for the next round yes we have very many other skills and abilities and if we go through to the next round all of your dreams will come true Dustin I think what you do is amazingly funny I love you I'm giving you a yes I loved it as well and and I'm giving you a big enthusiastic yes no [Applause] I mean I just I didn't get it and I didn't find it funny and I like to laugh and that wasn't funny to me so it's a no I am sorry but that means that you didn't get through power where are you going deep breath [Applause] so you have two now you know you know I've got the golden buzzer here foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] buzzer once per season and he has used it for Justin's Dojo I've done it for you for some reason David's excited I love the boots I love the boots what's your name my name is Christian Christian yes please what do you do as a day job I work in the center of London as a waiter anywhere we'd know any nice restaurants um no oh I want to be become a superstar to run the world to sell albums records to have fans yes thank you good luck thank you hello Christian come on [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] spy on me baby you decide the light please [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] became [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you're not all that says [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] [Applause] good Ness [Applause] baby [Applause] oh look at something what the bloody hell did you do that for because Christian is going to win Britain's Got Talent [Applause] Christian but the Act was appalling listen we have to press the buffer when we really believe in something and it's up to each individual judge to have a passion for somebody and if you're David's passion then well done to you we're through to the live shows congratulations [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] last time [Applause] this is what you want it's not just about the voice Simon it's about personality [Applause] good evening you are a piff the Magic Dragon Magic Dragon you do uh you do a magic Act is that right oh fancy five hundred dollars this is Mr piffles hi Mr fiffles twelve hundred dollars hang on I think I'm gonna sneeze 74 dollars last time you were here in the audition round you brought uh you brought a volunteer up yeah yeah Heidi is yeah there's somebody do you want to come back up ladies Heidi he joins you back on says Cameron hiding okay you're gonna grab any one of these playing cards anyone take one out anyone just one that's it you're happy with that one yep and don't let Mr purple see okay is it on the front of the card put the car back in the deck put the card back in the deck are you just there yep remember your card don't forget it we're going to show it to everyone there everyone behind his card Mr piffles the world's first Magic performing Chihuahua is going to attempt to find Heidi's card using just his sense of smell oh gosh Heidi do you like small animals yes we do [Music] [Applause] that it's the only reason I got a dog hiding but we do need to move on all right take him he's dead to me there we go lovely no fighting Mr performs not on the face again fine Heidi's car he's going to win a very special prize for a very special doggy an entire year supply of dog food you take the food I'm gonna take the doggy come on Mr Pickles come all right Mr privilege is gonna find Heidi's cards you ready people I do the playing cards the playing cards even Mr Pickles Mr Pickles take it away so he's gonna go through all of the cards all of the cards I don't smell like party he's gonna take this cards he's gonna throw them out of the case it's gonna rearrange the remaining cards placing Heidi's card for the 19th position throw it up to me leave me with one card and one laughs Mr peoples has found Heidi's card and he's changed it [Laughter] into the ace of hearts and he's got rid of Heidi's name tada come on Mr piffles what have you got to say for yourself oh Heidi says he's very sorry he says he's on Hunger Strike he says no food no card don't tell me the card is in this thing put the cow in your hand don't move I'll go in uh-uh [Music] kiss a real magician oh nice and clean for you this is nice job thanks very much what kind of sandwich are you making uh ham and cheese okay and you can't wait till this is finished are you well I'm quite hungry all that dog food maybe peckish so well I loved I loved all of it I love the comedy I love the the actual skill you have in Magic I love your attitude I'm kind of Blown Away by it and I think it's great and I don't think we need to deliberate much because I'm using my golden buzzer [Applause] [Music] [Applause] congratulations [Applause] I love your choice because I love his his home Vibe is I don't give a damn attitude is so great I love it it's so Random they hit the golden buzzer gold and you know what dragons love gold they you know look at the hobby [Applause] [Music] because I just got the golden buzzer I'm pretty stoked I see how Mr privilege is feeling unbelievable the keyboard on top I have am I going to play a song today oh yeah you're really in tune with what the audience wants which is great I have to make my own opinions yeah you do probably why you're not number one [Music] no sir hello hello hi what is your name please my name's Lorraine Bowen great um do you have a normal job Lorraine I do teach the piano to 12 students obviously you're singing first are you singing one of your own songs yes it's called the crumble song The crumble yeah crumble yeah as in Sunday afternoon pudding yeah and Lorraine can I ask you a question who are you here with I'm here with Mr Speaker organ okay good luck great let's go [Music] some things in fact I've got one in the oven would you like some foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey let's just get this party really going there my finger wings are either let's do a mashup look I got my DJ headphones lives [Music] [Applause] [Music] something something [Music] [Applause] yeah yes [Applause] what I'm gonna say it doesn't matter what these things all right [Applause] I don't have a problem she was very entertaining that is a catchy song so you're through to the live semi-finals oh my God you're pleased for me you're jealous because you think I found the winner [Music] oh who are you my name is Don Chez I'm from Wolverhampton I am 60 years old and I'm here to do my thing and you're gonna sing right yes Simon this is an original song called Wiggle wine because we go wine [Applause] good luck Let's Do It donches come on touch heads hurry [Music] you are on the words [Music] [Applause] [Music] the music sweet like the food [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you know ain't nobody [Music] wiggle wide come on everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] your body [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Axel Blake and I'm from West London so Axel what made you sign up for bgt this year well I've got 12 Euro Sundays in the audience nice yeah yeah so I just went into believe in yourself you know put your mind to it and you can make it happen and do you have a day job uh yes I do property maintenance if you need a kitchen done Simon let me know I do actually it's all give me a call I will good I want a good rate no no no we're friends now yeah okay cool press that and we're cool yeah hahaha I'm really curious with you because you've got you got your day job this is obviously what you want to do has there ever been a moment where you've almost lost your confidence and thought I'm not going to do this 100 100 it's been that time but when you have family that's looking at you and inspired by you that's what keeps you going so my son and my daughter that's what that's the reason that's the reason all right well we wish you the best of luck go for it how we doing ladies and gentlemen make some nice I was gonna drive here today I realize I don't have a license then why I drove anyways I drove anyways I took the tube I took the tube I've got a love-hate relationship with the tube you know I love when it's empty I hate when it's packed can't stand it fight people off for the armrest you ever done that no you don't this old lady is strong have it have it Margaret have it [Laughter] some people do their makeup on the tube as well make some noise if you've ever done your makeup on the tube Legend a couple weeks ago I saw women she was doing a home makeup a few stops saying she was a whole new person I was so impressed I started clapping I was like you know what yeah you know she looked down on me like I thought uh you may be a nine out of ten now but it was a minus two at King's Cross Life [Laughter] I walked off the train like this inspire you yeah why not bright to note just recently my fiance gave birth to little baby girl Don't Clap Simon don't I didn't say the baby's mind did I can't change mine to give her a fitting name someone named the Pfizer yeah oh he's very good technology is moving at such a crazy speed evolving crazy you got the metaverse you know you got crypto currency I still get excited about my contactless card when I use it oh I love the noise I've got a jacket with a pocket on his arm sometimes I'll leave my heart in the arm and I'll pay with my arm just to confuse the cashier now in 19 pounds 13. next week I'm going back I'm gonna leave my card in my back pocket I'll be 22 pounds 60. [Applause] [Laughter] then I walk off in style cruising a happy relationship Make some noise me and my fiance been together for years years and my friends ask me how do you do it how do you think of it for so long through the pandemic baby and I just say find your woman that you know loves you understand your flaws and find your woman that has a good sense of humor just make sure those three women don't find out about yourself [Applause] yeah but we don't really have issues in fact I'm like the biggest issue we have is I hate when she would imitate my voice in an argument and it sounds nothing like my voice I can't stand it he should come up to me I ask you what time you're coming home and you said to me [Laughter] I don't sound like that yes you do what I do now I've got a way to get her back I imitate her voice back and guess what she don't like him I did tell you what time I was coming home and you said well make sure you come back I don't sound like that yes she gets angry get on my face get on my face I said all right get out of your face but how do I do it in style my name's Axel Blake thank you well done Axel David what did you think a comedy Superstar is born tonight on that side so funny you made it all seem so effortless you've got a wonderful so likable personality and everything you said was brilliantly funny and original I loved it Axel thank you super super confident first person honestly who's ever made a joke about kovid and was funny I know it's a bit of a cliche but you know after what everybody's gone through over the last couple of years boy a we needed this show back on air we needed acts like you there's one thing I have to tell you though I kind of like a granite top I like a waste disposal unit I won 25 off and you get this oh my God foreign thank you hello tell me who you are please my name is Ben trigger is that your real name that is my real name and where you from Ben trigger I'm from Brisbane Australia shoes on cause I'm gonna dance for you and tell me why America's Got Talent America's Got Talent is it's really my second chance to fulfill my dream of dancing when I was 18 I dislocated my knee very badly and then so if you hadn't dislocated your knee what were you going to try and do I wanted to be on Broadway as a dancer yep right okay good luck thank you Yes Dance come on I love a Barefoot dancer [Music] [Applause] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] you [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] himself [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's supposed to be us not you I'm sorry okay wow wow wow wow Juliet what do you think when I asked why you didn't have shoes on I didn't realize what was to come whoa but you actually have some serious moves and I guess work what your mama gave you thanks Mom real baby you gave us a whole show you came to slay and I am deceived thank you Howard I have to say in all the time that I've been here this is my favorite Golden Buzzer moment you know what I feel like today what I feel like I've eaten the craziest milkshake in the world with everything mixed up with you at the top thank you but you know what you are hilarious thank you you're so much fun Howie without the golden buzzer yes or no without the Golem buzzer say yes thank you Gabrielle it's a huge yes for me thank you yeah it's a tassel yes oh Ben trigger guess what you got four yeses [Applause] all right good evening how are you doing sorry I couldn't find a babysitter I always I whispering and now that what you've done [Music] sorry be right with you [Applause] what that mirror is not working mirror that's not a mirror that's Howie [Laughter] no no so listen you go to sleep now we haven't got time for the story no no we haven't got to another story okay okay all right I'm really sorry if I tell you a quick story you promised me you go to sleep straight away this is the story of Little Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood yes she was walking through the woods on the way to her Granny's house when all of a sudden Out jumped a big bad wolf yes a nasty one with big herb was it no I don't know I don't like it no but it's part of the story I don't like that one no but it has to be you don't like it okay all right okay I'll change it what what do you want me to change it to [Laughter] you okay okay it wasn't a big bad wolf no it was a big bad um duck fluffy yellow dog Little Red Riding Hood was really frightened why well because she wouldn't be frightened of a fluffy yellow dog would she no hence you've done it again and my story doesn't work you keep doing this to my story you keep making me put ducks in them they don't work her stories when there are ducks in them yeah what about yesterday 's and the three ducks Snow White and the Seven ducks saying duck oh wow this is fun for the whole family this is a big family show and you're a big family Act how many of the puppets have you got I have I have a couple more there's more to me than what you've seen so far right oh see your puppet [Applause] well I just think that your material is really really clever and you do make us believe like they're real they're really two people on the stage very very good you know you're a cartoon come to life I felt like I was watching a great cartoon you and this baby and this dialogue is so fabulous you're going to be a main Contender I mean I don't think there's anyone sitting in this room right now who doesn't believe that you are not going to be in the top five it was wonderfully orchestrated the joke telling was great it made a grown man feel like he was a kid and I just felt myself just laughing and I felt joy and I want that feeling and I want everybody to feel that feeling of Joy so I love comedy and I love you so foreign [Applause] [Applause] that was just amazing [Music] who is going to win this year I mean seriously we've got some strongest comedy oh my goodness hello hello Alicia how are you I'm good I'm really really good I was not expecting to see you today I've known kojo for many many years kojo I'll let you tell my fellow judges about yourself I'm a stand-up comedian um been doing comedy for 20 years um I've spent most of those 20 years encouraging young Comedians and helping big name Comedians and opening up for them and my new fiance [Applause] we've we've got a little boy called Roman who's here as well and she said that it was about time that I started thinking about myself and my son miss you laugh Simon Cowell that's funny okay well look kojo you know the show three minutes do your stuff Good Luck Charlie thank you very much I want a good one so ladies and gentlemen I'm a new dad for the first time but all I want to do is be better than my dad right my dad had no patience right me and my best friend Michael Murphy after school every day we'd play football on the estate I had the parent who would ruin that game by calling me inside for something I didn't think was necessary only you would hear because I got African parents right my mother who shot like Cujo come here now Michael always had a confrontation with my dad he was a coach coach what's going on mate because you're a big man you're 11. you go in there and you tell him that it's enough's enough now ladies and gentlemen there was a little part of me that believed in Michael's Spirit but then I remembered he don't live in my house so I turned to my dad I said Dad what's up go to the store and gets me ribena ladies and gentlemen this is all I said Dad can't you get it yourself it was 1pm but it got dark real quick the pigeons weren't even flying anymore they came down toward me [Laughter] ladies and gentlemen I don't have any jokes I got problems have you ever been to a bank right because I'm not really happy with the customer service is that we get our banks nowadays right have you ever gone into a bank you've seen four available Windows four but there's only one person working then you get the woman that works there who walks past the queue and says don't worry she won't be long go and help her get to the cashier because it's your turn right they've now given the cashiers microphones yeah so everybody can hear your financial situation I'm right here I can hear you right and I'm already embarrassed about the amount I need so I was discreet right I was like can I get one pound fifty please don't weren't enough for her she had to talk into the mic and get into my business sorry sir you need a pound to keep the account open why are you shouting but I told you I needed the rest of what was in my account so I said to her please can I get that 50 pence she said to me how did you want that I was like in silence I was so frustrated that I rushed out of the bank I rushed out to be greeted by the most creative homeless person I have ever met he rushed up to me and said look mate I know you're in a rush but can I please get 20 pence to get something to eat ladies and gentlemen I looked at him and said you know where to eat for 20 pence I said mate I'm coming with you I've got dinner for the both of us when you when you're broke right you ain't got no money there's certain things that you can't enjoy like a cab driver you can't enjoy the black cab ride you can't enjoy it right I went into a black cab recently me and my mate we jumped in he was getting comfortable clearly he's got more money than me he was looking outside the window talking to the driver he fell asleep ladies and gentlemen when you ain't got no money you only look at one thing the meter the experience in the black cop is the most awful thing ever they charge you before you even speak to the driver you step in 250. hold on a minute you sit down three pound hey let's discuss this ladies and gentlemen it's got to a point where I don't even have a destination when I get into a black cab when a driver says where do you want to go I say take me to five pounds very good my name is kojo thank you very much ladies and gentlemen [Music] I'm from everyone just to be with you the things [Applause] [Music] kojo when you came on I loved hearing about how you've grafted how you've honed your act how you've now got your little family yeah and the actors got better and better and then by the end you were like yeah I pay money to see this man congratulations [Applause] I'm so happy right now I've always respected you my respect level fuse just gone way out there my friend and uh let's see how somebody can take it now thank you very much thank you you know when someone's really funny there is nothing much to say other than you are brilliantly funny you made everyone laugh um you've kind of got all bases covered as a comedian you're brilliantly likable you've got fantastic observational routines I think you did yourself really proud today thank you so much thank you thank you thank you [Music] thank you quite amazing was I felt that you were nervous then I could see the audience react to you and you reacting to them but I'm going to be honest with you because I don't really like comedians on this show but I love you [Applause] oh wow well done [Applause] [Music] I really got it I don't know what it is you are so funny and so unpredictable you need to tell the most amazing energy this is the break you've been waiting for thank you so much I could not be happy with you enjoy this is thank you foreign [Music] [Music] okay [Music] [Music] Felton [Music] [Laughter] [Music] eyes [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] what's your name guys [Applause] we're here to expose all the Ratchet females out there [Applause] but a ratchet female is a female that don't know how to stay out of nobody being it's always missing somebody man how are you gonna expose ratchet females we're going to show you how ratchet females act and then when we done then we can answer some more questions all right are there any ratchet females on this panel all right we're anxious to see this uh good luck all right turn off hit it oh they should just talk I said turn up hit it OMG what do she have on her legs front is all wrong [Music] [Applause] cry I like them that's good Howard they're good Howard they're good they're good they're funny I'll be honest with you I hit the action I'll tell you why yeah you know I think uh this is all fun and games but at the end of the day I'm looking for a million dollar Talent [Applause] um I didn't learn anything about ratchet take the activator out your hair and maybe you could learn something [Applause] it's real I'm gonna go to uh Mel B you know I I loved it I loved it comedy I get what you're trying to explain and you are impersonating women out there that actually act like that look Heidi what do you think you really think this is great I'm confused you know I'm open-minded and I'm always you know eager to learn something new but I didn't really get it guys you're missing the point it's comedy it's funny it's funny to you here we go I'll start it off guys nothing personal I just don't find it funny I didn't get it uh that's me I'm gonna go to Howie I'm gonna say yes because you are funny you are original you are polarizing and this is what comedy is about and this is why you're a star and this is why they're gonna be Stars Mel B come on it's obvious I'm right there with you yes yes yes yes yes you got two yeses you got one note for a minute [Applause] I'm telling you as a professional comedian this is good this is funny they're great come on don't make it harder for me it's not because I don't like you guys I do but I didn't get it I didn't love it trust me trust me what are you saying what's your vote no I said no you said no [Applause] [Music] wow [Applause] [Applause] man you can't hear it on the radio it already has how many how many you sell already it's already went platinum [Applause] you can check it out [Applause] he used the golden he can't do it no more now he took his chance on you guys that's what I'm saying and now you guys are through what's wrong you're a ratchet girl on the stage take over the stage own the stage show us what you're gonna do go ahead double huh you showed him how we did it okay this is one two three [Applause] [Music] oh this is this is one two three [Applause] oh they won't just live on juice okay 22 water one two three okay hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up [Applause] okay money change okay hold on it's angry I love you [Applause] to be oh [Laughter] well Jay um what do you think of this I all the twists you had in your magic tricks very very clever very hilarious very funny I loved it there's something in the water in Japan I swear yeah well you know what um sometimes we're here to be serious and sometimes we're here to laugh and you made me laugh thank you so much I needed that I'm going to move to your sweetheart your love your Indonesian love and good I like you a lot I like you a lot you make me laugh and not only you make me laugh you give away some magic tricks so I don't know where this act is going but I think I need you yeah well you're not through yet we haven't voted yet ah shall we vote I think we should vote hey Jay Akira you know you're one of those guys like it's like I want to hate but I can't help but like you it's like you're so good yes [Music] Your Love vote no way [Applause] all right [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] are you feeling really good right now yeah you're automatically through the semifinals buddy congratulations [Applause] oh my God how do you feel yeah you feel good happy happy okay that's not it you are now One Step Closer on your journey of achieving your dreams and to help you celebrate that Journey traveloka one app for all hotel and flight needs it's proud to be sending you to Europe [Applause] yes you're going to Europe wasn't that fun it was fun yeah laughs hi what's your name hi my name is Nabil Abdul Rasheed and I'm from Croydon South London how old are you I'm 34 34 why are you here today um I've spent so much time doing other stuff but now I want to pursue this it's going to give me a chance to Chase my dream and spend more time with my kids but you've been harboring a dream have you for the whole of your life oh yes or a nightmare depending on how you look at it well look we don't know what you're going to do we like to be surprised so now Bill take it away so what's going on people you all right [Music] in case you haven't figured out yes I am your stand-up comic my name is Nabil Abdul Rashid and I am a Muslim which is something I'm not gonna lie that's not the reaction I was expecting I have to announce that I'm Muslim because people never seem to realize I am until it's too late recently it was my birthday right so my colleagues found out it was my birthday when I was like yo yo fam it's your birthday cause saying like if I'm saying not in fact man's got you from man's got a surprise for you everybody I said why are you talking like that you're Irish and he said took me out why did he take me a bar for a cocktail party I'm like bro you know I don't drink said yeah yeah yeah I know you do the Muslim thing but it's your birthday Rude Boy loosen up it's my birthday so what next Taylor be like no you have an allergy but you see this peanut butter sandwich from It's banging loose enough man because people tell me I don't look like a Nabil Abdul Rasheed apparently I look more like a Tyrone or a Marlon or maybe even a babatunde you know whatever to a short recent ly you can't be here this green room is foreign [Laughter] um mm-hmm [Laughter] Muslim [Applause] yes that's because I am a Muslim he said okay well at least tell me what the name is I said name Nabil after she basically means that my phone calls are monitored now the annoying me about being Muslim in 21st century Britain is you know the MI5 prevented home office listen on your phone calls but they don't go halves on the bill they don't retweet they follow you after on Facebook but they don't poke well not on Facebook they poke you at the airport [Applause] emotions [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that was amazing that was so good on so many levels yeah it just felt Right congratulations [Applause] [Music] I didn't do that you did that trust me you're edgy your charismatic and I just loved it I absolutely loved it it was fantastic the writing is perfect the delivery is perfect I want to say thank you for coming on this show and and bringing this style of humor because it makes the show grow I didn't think I was gonna do that today but it just felt right a breath of fresh air [Applause] [Music] how are you fine thank you Simon so who are you I'm Ian and this is my lovely wife and what's your last name why is she lovely no I said what's your last name oh my last name Marshall I'm sorry oh he's a bit thick don't listen to him so your husband and wife we are okay how many years you've been married for next Friday 44 years thank you that is extraordinary and your kids yeah I've got four boys one's an active soldier at the moment oh fantastic I hope we were both soldiers when we met is that right yes okay well good luck I hope you enjoy this song [Music] [Applause] [Music] so deep in your eyes [Music] [Music] [Applause] right now [Music] looking so crazy [Music] [Applause] [Music] my baby [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] yeah thank you very much foreign [Applause] I think you really are the spirit of Britain's Got Talent the pair of you spend your whole [Applause] number once I I just knew David was going to do that but actually for once I get it it's acts like you that made me love this show and love this country thank you so much Simon [Applause] feeling jealous now you worried I'm worried you worried I'm gonna win the whole thing [Music] hello hello hi what's your name I'm told you and how old are you 40. and are you married is that a proposal no not married not to my knowledge and what is it that you're doing for us today uh stand up impressions we'll wish you all the best yes thank you I love TV man anybody here remember blind date I'm gentlemen [Music] oh [Music] oh we've got to be bunny Lads behind that screen there's an expected me doing Silla hurry again and there's the gorgeous girl that's got a mission her name's Amanda come in Amanda you know I'd love to see the screen goes back she doesn't like the look of the guy she makes it clear [Applause] pretty women why do you always come to the club with a friend that doesn't look as cute as you Amber the friend comes along and messes it up completely yes let me set the scene Alicia oh you're kind of cute oh you're cute too here comes the friend who are you who are you who are you who are you then they turn to their friend who is he who is he who is he oh you were not talking now you act like a Nutter can you prove you're not on that exactly what I thought you are anata if I'm not getting the man no one's getting a man foreign [Applause] Total Recall Predator Commando action films I love them favorite Action Hero Arnold Schwarzenegger yes because Schwarzenegger is always asking questions what the hell is going on what did I do wrong and he's always trying to explain his drama to other people that don't care so some men just try to kill me I think there was spies or something Henry from work he was the boss of my shirt blood on my hands blood on my knife he tried to take my life get down he's funny I really like it I do like it [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes [Applause] I don't know what to say that really moved me I mean Anton deck thank you so much boys [Applause] there's no one out there that I can think of right now who's like that let's see in the studio [Music] foreign hi there what's your name and where are you from hello my name is Shadow Ace I'm 22 years old and I'm from the Philippines Shadow Ace what is your exact talent I call this a hand Shadow art and what made you get started in hand Shadow art we used to have constant blackout in our neighborhood so I entertain myself using a candlelight and the wall when I was a little kid take it away my friend thank you [Applause] three two one Asia Let's Dance [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] this way [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen [Applause] when the night has come [Applause] [Music] by me [Music] Stand By Me Stand By Me [Music] Oh I know yeah I really like this [Applause] Rising [Music] all right I'm watching like real people [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] all right that was incredible dude Shadow Ace it's a silly little thing I guess to say to play with your hands and make figures like that but I'll tell you I forgot that they were hands they were people to me thank you there were people to me good job man I am so glad that you are on this show really I love that performance I thought the uh the pole dancing thing in the hula hoop thing was were brilliant so crazy brilliant we've seen some uh um some Shadow uh shows not like that and uh this by far was the best one thank you [Music] I would like to uh introduce a very special people in my life my mom and my dad [Applause] great well I'm glad they're there to see this vote because I think it's going to go very very pleasantly for you okay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] where is that away this guy right here yes this guy right easy [Music] just take this home you can have some of this I'm gonna take some I'll takes it for you so there you go away [Music] wow that's really good yeah it was really good really good ladies and gentlemen you're about to enter the world you've made Believe [Music] this is the battery clipper okay so some of you are wondering what's in the briefcase okay white people call it a puppet black people say I say it's my friend welcome my friend my buddy Jackie Jackie oh my God [Applause] I'm like what get that lady [Applause] what about you she's cute if you like it Go and ask her out hey yo get out he's not even a human being you're a monkey that's racist checklist in human beings before we became human beings we used to be monkeys this means one day you're gonna evolve and become a human being listen you can be Zulu what all right [Applause] anything man you can be you can be Petty what runs listen [Applause] not all petty guys are eff members like I said ventricularism is very hard wait what I know that guy where'd you know him from which TV program foreign [Music] [Applause] if you keep on picking him you want to take us to the next round do you really want to win this thing yes throw them down three years older than a DJ [Applause] [Applause] that is just so bloody refreshing well done haha you know what what the hell [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I actually got my broken thank you I'm going to present to you the roast of Simon Cowell so I got into my comedy Labs I did a big data analysis right I looked at Simon's likes and dislikes and I charted them because I'm me and so here we go we'll start with those dislikes uh number one PowerPoint if I've known that I would have done something completely different in my audition three percent likability that's really not likable uh number two uh shaving the man does not own a razor right no maybe you do shave you're just so masculine the minute you finish Boom the air pops back out uh at one percent Parmesan cheese [Applause] clowns yeah I can't even stay on this slide and finally the biggest dislike minus six percent is uh falling off a bike I'm sorry about training wheels that's all I'm saying that's all in what world do you live in Rebecca where some 17 year old dude Ashanti's house party like Pinot Grigio yeah [Applause] [Applause] it's never happened right you don't know a 17 year old that owns a corkscrew not one time in your entire life can you tell me a time where you've seen a 17 year old dude be like um Merlot pairs so well with the Doritos Locos Taco hmm that's good it's just something about zinfandels in a Hot Pocket that is to die for Sophia you you did so much magic in two and a half minutes that I don't even know what I was saying you made me believe in magic this is amazing this was better than your audition and I really want to know what time things Simon did he win you over I think I helped you I do I really really do I think Simon no by me saying no at the auditions I think has pushed you to be a better magician [Applause] say on live television I am officially an idiot yeah [Applause] yes Howard Stern because I think you made the best choice this is probably the best Wild Card nobody has done that they're gonna kiss me on live TV they were arguing I think I see I see Tom I'm involved magic is definitely in the air oh my oh my God you did it hi they kissed on live television where's my wife I worked at this grocery store for a lot of hateful years why is it when you hate your job they won't fire you [Applause] field apartment you familiar with the steel Department right self-checkout Lane I got paid to watch people steal all day and people think he's stupid like you know when they're gonna rob you when they're bringing up their stuff they always got to look back up at you they're like poop foreign dude tried to humiliate me like I knew he was going to rob us because I'm looking at him he's looking at me I'm like just steal it he tries to play me in front of the entire store while he's ringing his stuff up he makes the beat noise with his mouth like you gotta act this out go all in raise your pitch at least he's like [Music] I like the produce is not even supposed to make a sound stuff advice to come in America's Got Talent Champions it was like all my dreams came true at once I thought he was going to be a singer so I decided decided to do some research on the judges did you know that backstage there are five hairdressers free makeup artists a wardrobe department and uh a team of nutritionists and that's just to maintain Simon's new look oh foreign supermodel me one of your videos but then Dad came home from work and we watched all your videos again [Applause] this is Barbara Walters and today on my show I have award-winning actress Natalie Portman Natalie I hear you're having a baby I am Barbara we're thinking of naming the baby oscar but it's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey all it's Molly Cyrus what's up what Dad no I'm not gonna clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account on a motorcycle I don't like telling people I have a motorcycle because every time I tell someone they always got to tell me a story about how their friends crashed on a motorcycle you know like why do people have to be so negative I don't go up to pregnant women telling them my dad left so annoying so annoying I walked at my apartment one time right I walked in my apartment and my neighbor walked up to me she was like oh my God you got a motorcycle or you start us are you sorry you better be careful I got in a car wreck the other day my car flipped eight times I'm looking to be alive blessed right yeah she black by the way everyone around us was like you know that was that is crazy that stroke call Flip eight times you're alive you are blessed you know and I'm I'm over here thinking who the heck counted right like who's that call when their cars flipping in the air one like it's doing it my name is preacher thank you so much I appreciate it that's it I can teach you how to do Ryan Reynolds But first you have to do Jim Carrey's voice in order to do Jim Carrey just imagine yourself as a giant Canadian bird okay hi there judges uh I have some voices for you [Laughter] take that Canadian bird down to a sexy whisper and you have Ryan Reynolds hi there I have some voices for you judges that did sound like Ryan Reynolds okay here's how to do Seth Rogen's voice yeah take Santa Claus's laughs now imagine Santa Claus eats a different kind of cookie [Laughter] [Applause] that's the job I just laid down chimneys and I deliver packages to kids and eat their cookies now you can do that I'm not from California but I look like I am just another wobbly guy in the sidewalker I made eight bucks walking over here [Applause] hey can you guys see this bracelet yeah good making sure yeah everybody always thinks that this is one of those copper magnetic healing bracelets like hey does that thing work I'm like oh yeah man I was in a wheelchair last week back I'm gonna put it on this arm next week I better take it off soon though you know I don't want to get too better if I messed up my show and then I have to figure out how to be a magic singing ventriloquist or whatever [Laughter] let's just say we're not getting a puppet on that thing [Applause] I just got the citizenship yeah until I got my citizenship I never had a road rage if somebody cut me off I'd be like oh so sorry I was driving too slow but the day I got the citizenship somebody caught me off I'm like what the heck you can't cut me off this is my land that's when I realized I become true American hilarious because I felt entitled oh before the citizenship somebody hold the door for me I run really fast I'm like thank you so much after the citizenship I'm like you hold the door you peasant I got sassy I I want to say this from from my heart here uh what you have done for the show and as a friend as one of the most amazing people I've ever worked with I wanted to pay you a tribute to show your significance and most importantly your importance for the 10 years you've been on the show it's out on Sunset Boulevard okay let's take a look here we go count it down with me people where am I looking five four three two one [Applause] what is that real yes last night you were brutally honest and that didn't sit well with a lot of people online right right how do you respond to that um I'm not responding to them you should apologize you know what the competition was brutal the and and last night we had the highest the highs and then some incredible for me personal disappointments and we are here and we are all paid to be honest I am brutally honest that's why it was brutal good luck to everyone grumpy I'm not grumpy yeah I'm translating she said grumpy you know what this is a good set listen Sophia a lot of the judges you guys disagreed on a lot of the acts last night why do you think that was um well first of all we have different tastes and we all have the same taste some of them don't know what they what they what they're supposed to know I know everything we know how is grumpy sometimes and Simon is sometimes local so if there's nothing your admission they're very hard of me growing up he used to call me a huge waste [Laughter] you see both of my parents wanted me to become a lawyer never even came close to becoming a lawyer but I was once involved in a suit but I've since traveled the world went to Spain feel madly in love with a Spanish sundress and we broke up and I was pantalones yeah I love him but I'm happily married now oh foreign my wife and I are Polly it's polyester our daughter Capri brought home a pair of sweatpants I want to be a supportive father but I want to see her date someone to iron with a crease this guy looked like he'd been donated she asked if he could spend the night I said in my house she'll sleep in separate drawers you know the problem when you go to a nursing home and you look like me yeah they wouldn't let me out the only reason I'm here tonight is I had to get a night pass from the front desk the first thing I found out when I got old is that young people hate old people is that right really did you ever drive behind an old person does this look familiar yes the worst thing I'm experiencing now at 80 is that my hearing has gotten awful I'm talking to this woman the other day and she tells me she has a peanut allergy right I misheard the word [Applause] [Laughter] I said what happens she said I start choking and gagging a true story when I was 10 years old my parents Tourette's camp yeah that's where the joke should end it's a real place and I didn't realize it till this moment but I found out that when other people twitch it makes me Twitch more first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids [Laughter] shoulder row and my Tourette saw that and took that as a challenge I threw him a head flop a girl next to him did a full body twitch and everybody saw that and all hell broke loose [Applause] some of my charts I can't explain why they're true I just know from experience this is what's going to happen here's the locker room at my gym I am the blue dot I walk in I start to get changed the minute I get all my clothes off 12 guys walk in and this is that is so true it defies statistics sometimes statistics sounds scary but it's not when you look at it from a different angle when I first got married I heard 44 of marriages end in divorce that's a scary number think about that 40 my wife and I are like do we stand a chance think of the other side if 44 of marriages end in divorce you know what that means 56 of marriages end in death to us part those are the two ways that marriages end folks if you're married enjoy it now it's always you know we were deliberate a lot about whether we put you through to the final I think Howie in particular didn't want you to be here yeah through to the finals and you know what I was right and you know what I love about you it's different and it's difficult and I like people who take that moment and you took that moment and we're going to remember you for me best Act of the night only two are going through remember you've got to vote Howie Canada represents yeah he's a liar eh no one's a real liar I'm mad at him you would have won Canada's Got Talent you guys are so good my roommate's actually white and he's like uh this is racist not all white people are serial killers I'm like wow it looks like all serial killers are white here buddy you're on season 14. come on you know what I'm saying Clean Sweep let's go and I feel bad because white people are actually the only people in the world that can be serial killers there's no other ethnicity in the world that can get away with eight unsolved murders in a row you know like you don't think black people want to be serial coolers of course they do they cannot could you imagine a black sea or killer he would get pulled over on the way to getting supplies yeah he's never done anything yet come on Indians Asians Hispanics we can't be serial killers our families way too nosy he's an old Indian lady she's a snitch my mom will just show up man it's a rope what happened to the duct tape that is the bleach I'm calling the cops I'm like come on Mom You Raised Me do this I'm your son come on the password is Magic did you just look no not at this are you guys talking no trick magic yes yes magic is the correct word who heard him tell me the words [Applause] because they heard you cheated all right all right this is the final clue we are actually tied at the moment and we are going to start with Howie okay it is ready million dollars Millions oh he's right thank you very much Simon and how we have won [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 121min 50sec (7310 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 08 2023