Most Embarrassing Ways To Die

oh my [ __ ] god so to prove the most masculine one of them i can't believe what i'm hearing what is this is why aliens won't visit us man welcome ladies and gentlemen to another react video today we got ethan your boy simon and tub tub top top top top top we i'm your boy we are reacting to embarrassingly dumb ways people died darwin award winners so uh let's try not to laugh because these people actually died guys okay wait like actually yeah yeah yeah so this is uh try not to laugh right oh great but they did get an award so i mean we can celebrate yeah han steininger served several terms as mayor of the small austrian village of bruno hammond he had a four and a half foot long beard rolled and stuffed in a pocket broken i knew that was covered in 67. that would be ridiculous i was just calling him 45. oh when a fire broke out in his village in september 1567 steininger found himself at the center of panicking townspeople his beard loosened from its pouch and unraveled as he tried to suppress his motion steininger was too rushed to re-roll his beard so he pushed it out of the way his decision proved to be fatal when he tripped over his beard at the top of the light of stairs and tumbled down the steps breaking his neck along the line oh no jj how badly do you want one now hey you can never grow any facial hair yeah or you can grow a beard that long that's it i don't know i had to keep it with this good choice yeah no no no you lose that you lose what you have you know what it's better than dying oh no no no i'm not saying you die i'm just saying you have a four and a half foot beard yeah but it's just long because yep that's how i'm performing well let's say i'm performing on stage and i just jump on my beard and choke myself out or something right are you going to shoot yourself right okay we've got we've got no i don't oh we've got darwin what is my beard my beard like wraps around my neck and then i somehow hang my myself okay and we're moving on crushed by a cactus one day in 1982 two young and presumably bored roommates named david grundman and james sukochi decided to wander the desert near lake pleasant arizona with shotguns and during their walk grooming opened up a 10-foot saguaro cactus nice it quickly toppled and grundmann then shot two rounds into a 27 foot tall causing a large and heavy arm of the plant to fall off grundmann was crushed to death saguaros are only found in the sonoran desert and are protected by arizona law in the case of david grubman's unlawful behavior he received a death sentence courtesy of the cactus he shot number 14 fatal test run oh no as the aviation age took off a tailor named franz ryko decided to pursue a dream that was far beyond the scope of his profession in 1911 the aspiring inventor entered a contest to create a safety parachute he created a parachute suit which was a standard flight suit improvised with rods rubber lining and a silk canopy rifle broke his leg during early tests and blamed the shoe's failure on the short height he jumped from okay after a year of lobbying for permission to test the parachute suit from the eiffel tower michael was given the green light police and onlookers expected him to use test dummies and when they realized he intended to test the product himself they tried talking right now is that him he was so confident hey making jokes about it one day in 2008 18 year old cameron bieberly took a joyride in a shopping cart that was attached to the bumper when the car hit a speed bump the florida teen was catapulted 27 feet and landed on his head he died shortly after be released animation campaign a trend among teens that has become increasingly popular in recent years apparently a growing number of today's adolescents and young adults need to be shown evidence of a tragedy to avoid dangerous driving that could kill them over motorcycle helmet protest death in the summer of 2011 55 year old philip a cantos attended a protest against new york state's motorcycle helmet required around 500 without their helmets in a show of solidarity against the safety law during the demonstration kantos's 1983 harley davidson fish tailed when he hit the brakes and he was thrown over the handlebars he hit his head on the pavement and was pronounced dead but didn't get this is the man put himself in that situation he bro we can't say him he's josh's man the medical expert who pronounced kanto's dead believed he would have undoubtedly survived the answer if he had been wearing a helmet that sponsored the ride maintain their view that motorcyclists should have maintained this you see the head number 11. multi-tasking misadventure 20 year old khalida hicks was driving her 1986 t-top monte carlo along a dark kentucky highway at 3 a.m one morning in august 2010. she had a passenger named thomas may with her and they decided to switch seats and apparently saw no need to pull over as high as attempted to climb over the t-top i'm gonna go walk passenger seat her foot hit the steering wheel causing the car to veer off he grabbed the steering wheel and turned it sharply to the right swerving caused hicks to be thrown from the roof of the car she hit her head on the as she landed on the pavement hicks was formed at the university of kentucky medical center and died during surgery met number 10. self decapitation in 1995 a group of polish men decided to measure their masculinity and evidently their intelligence or maybe lack by playing drinking one of these amputated the end of his foot using a chainsaw in an effort to one up him 30 year old farmer christoph hesninski swung the chainsaw toward his neck and touched his own head oh my [ __ ] god so to prove the most masculine one of them cut their foot off i can't believe what i'm hearing what is hey yo this is why aliens won't visit those man you should have seen the other guys here at like a barbecue somebody goes why aren't you got a foot uh me and the boys are playing this game oh [ __ ] it dave chopped his head off yeah he [ __ ] won it turns out he's got the biggest bullocks in 2018 a 21 year old man decided he needed more the crew ordered him to stop which he did briefly until they turned their backs soon enough he faltered and toppled overboard several life rings were thrown to within several feet of the man and a crew member got into the water within five feet to assist but he was unable to stay afloat and eventually drown mud all right so i've got questions about that one bro why are you doing handstands and stuff on the railing when you can't swim fam i wanna know how he learnt to do hands that like to me i feel like you learn to swim before you learn yeah yeah yeah he's got it all wrong you can swim if you threw me in a river you might as well throw me a funeral a toronto attorney named gary hoy was incredibly proud of the strength of the windows in his skyscrapers durability of his 24th floor office windows by throwing one day in 1993 he decided to impress some incoming checking the first time the window held as it always had before hoy took another run at the glass [Laughter] peter lowers managing partner of the firm told a local newspaper that gary was one of the best and brightest those students they've all sat down for like a board meeting or something for inspiration bro and they said this bloke's just hey everyone welcome to the job i want to show you this video yeah i suggest you hire a different number seven diy death in 1996 mark gleason made a last-ditch effort to quiet his snoring so his girlfriend tracy lambert could sleep doctors had told gleason that his snoring which was caused by sinus problems from a car accident was incurable but the scottish couple were determined to get it under control after taking a few sleeping pills and drinking some wine gleason stuffed tampons into his nostrils he fell asleep on lambert's sofa and the next morning she discovered his lifeless body gleason died from asphyxiation caused by both the tampons and the sleeping pills which furthered his breathing difficulties accidentally proving an accident in an ohio courtroom in july 1871 lawyer clement valandingham argued that his client thomas mcgeehan was innocent of murder mcgeehan was accused of killing a man named tom myers during a bar fight valentino maintained that myers accidentally killed himself with his own pistol to prove it he used an unloaded gun to demonstrate to the jury how myers could have done this that evening the lawyer set a loaded pistol next to the unloaded one on a table at his hotel in the process of demonstrating to fellow lawyers how myers may have shot himself valen dingham picked up the loaded gun from the table and shot himself in the air british scientist and nutrition fanatic basil brown consumed a gallon of carrot juice daily and 70 million units of vitamin a over the course of 10 days the combination of toxins produced the same effect on his liver as alcohol and he died from cirrhosis when he died his skin was bright yellow oh some people may not know how dangerous a vitamin a toxicity can be it's common knowledge that over consuming anything can lead to disastrous results number four obvious i've just i've consumed many things in large amounts that i probably should so if if if a woman come on where's this guy if a woman consumed too much sperm is would that kill her too much of anything will [ __ ] you up listen as soon as you throw off everything as soon as you pass the balancing point you're done right your body can only do so much we're not superheroes anthony who was employed as a new york city electrician and should have been well aware of the hazards of downed wires paid the ultimate price for his foolishness when police arrived at the scene his vehicle was engulfed in flames and he was dead number three daredevil dummy was a famous chinese dude some of his famed acts included doing push-ups on the side of a skyscraper walking along his body was found the next day along with the camera that found him losing his grip the moral of young tragedy is that there are much safer ways to gain stardom success i wonder what you must just do some reactions do some try not to laugh man i imagine what must you so see how he's done that so many times yeah i'm wondering what that instant feeling is like bro as soon as he's let go like bro he's done he's probably just there like like he's finally slipped bro but as soon as you let go you've accepted i'm done bruv i'm dead crushed by car when you're fixing a heavy object don't sit under it if it's wrapped up or carried one slight wrong move it's game over cerunus macionis learned this lesson the hard way in mid-2018 he attempted to repair his car while propping it up on a tire and a jack with a wooden block the car crushed maciones his partner noticed he was blue and a neighbor unsuccessfully tried lifting the car efforts to save the man's life were in vain the neighbors noticed he was blue what like he's been fixing that car for a couple of hours now he's been up to there for a day [ __ ] me number one wheelchair elevator tantrum what a wheelchair-bound 40-year-old south korean man known only as mr lee threw an explosive tantrum when he approached an elevator at a shopping center as the doors closed and couldn't get in instead of waiting for the next one he repeatedly rambled and then an apparent underestimation of his own strength thrusted them open to the elevator 19 feet to his death oh my cautioning the general public against the potential consequences of violent anger shopping center officials promised us strengthen their elevators oh my god so much of these stories [Laughter] [Music] oh my god vomited 19th i wonder if he was still holding on to the water well i think so do you think he landed on these wheels no [ __ ] tony hawk wheelchair in the x games man rest in peace [Music] yes you

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Published: Wed Jan 27 2021