MORTAR, Charged Golem - Hutts Streams Undermine Ep5

let's try another run but this next time don't go for any of the curse [ __ ] don't get anything that says it's gonna give me fire or electric or holy [ __ ] I'm dead if it says it's good it means it's bad but says it's bad it means it's really bad if it doesn't say anything it's probably gonna blow up blow my dick off fine I'll take the goddamn fire fine you know what fine give me a stake I can cook what is this little [ __ ] fruit fly doing in my house what are you doing I don't have fruit get off my face [ __ ] the game threw fruit flies at me you've such a shitty hack game that's for you [ __ ] I sold for a crawl space oh my god the amount of seeker homes unlocked those kind of nice what if I hit the bomb in the floor because it seems like the bombs when the bombs hit the bombs they popped the ball other bombs out would you knock it the [ __ ] off I'm changing this garbage out man there's nothing in there there's nothing in the garbage what is this fruit fly coming from he's like mmm juice just gonna dip my taint in that all those Minds couldn't give me the second secret room no I don't want you to take that which one was that February increase throw damage temporarily increase your ability to throw down sparkly bottom middle I saw it it's one shot at that rat I thought I would just share that information with you I will say that damage upgrades are pretty serious it really starts you off with like yeah good luck doing nothing brake spikes oh great a la cops that's pretty nice if I [ __ ] remember okay I can feel them on my hair point them out if you see them find its family be some real [ __ ] avatar [ __ ] up in here find its home tree and knock that [ __ ] down course I don't have ability to cook it anymore mr. doe no bust down flavortown once this day nine Oh dad when watching your vids for a long time now don't often catch your streaming but I'm happy I did tonight love you and keep being awesome man thank you so much for the support friend Oh big goopy didn't see my temple now you're gonna be around for a while oh hey look at this ha ha give me around for a while ah [ __ ] game you suck look at these sitting spikes - in the grass oh my god you are the worst you were a terrible person gonna say consider subscribing good [ __ ] Lord you're awful Shaak racket fly will never see it coming I can't believe this game dude it's like you've seen normal games that give you secret rooms where they give you good things and then you're happy well this is the same thing except for we [ __ ] stab you in the neck every time you do anything makes it unique the amount of anxiety and depression you get from our game sets us aside from the others drop some protein it's a protein shake health I've never heard of it probably worth it to buy the bomb we get 50 back by blowing up a wall can I destroy those spikes is that included or is it just the other spikes protein shake is healthy I got that still early access if that's what you mean not a demo I have a key sigh maybe we should do this those aren't spikes they're saws fires [ __ ] again we go on a rampage a killing stupid rat spikes are for people with boots coke to rads well I don't get any prizes for that do-do-do-do-do combat seems kind of lacking you know it's simple which isn't bad it's talking about simple games or good games but you know moonlighter I think we did have an upper hand on this is given the combat system one letter had a little bit more to it bomb net and then maybe find secret room got an extra key they'll one letter POG Ricochet the thrown pickaxe I don't get it finally under mine the sister does this not look like a spot for the secret room right here doesn't it though can I upgrade my bird the bird doesn't do cute things and I can't upgrade them and there's no like special birdhouse that I have in my home base do you guys even make video games eisenstein three months what's up hi welcome back Eisenstein like it's like not being able to pet the dog that's [ __ ] cruel man I don't know if that's a locked chest in there I'm assuming with the chains so that would be two keys which would be balls [Music] burn baby burn burn you guys just killed your own brother my god what's happening oh my god I don't even know what just happened murderer tons of murder any sparklies No did you play Hades I did not too many things still have too many things in the list I'm gonna finished with darkest dungeon guys settle down maybe it's about time I finished one thing before I started three other things alright so I'm kind of gathering that it's just not worth it to try to fight this guy even that's nice though hey just destroyed that bomb that he drived with the bomb go there pick it up no curse is this looks like something special doesn't it its water darkest dungeon before repentance comes around says the biggest darkest dungeon fan cheese dead cheese dit cheesed it everybody everywhere cheese that cheesed it everybody do your share it's all [ __ ] traps you guys are just little shits aren't you where the [ __ ] did who's shot that one yeah the slime over here right I don't see a brain in that slime [ __ ] genius I cube 10 million slime squat that squat key item rum go till I had this already [Music] [ __ ] what was that one I kind of read it before I grabbed it Electrify our enemies when picking up gold great I'd love to shock myself again secret had water and a purple fire kind of Zelda room there wouldn't you say I don't want the purple fire I don't know what the waterer what that was all about three bombs what we're shy yeah I wish I could lady wish I could and that's it for this whole floor but my task is to pass some stuff bill yeah I did skip a room I'm not sure I got all the gold either say I was gonna rush that fire damage good find good find [ __ ] I mean it as a puzzle you mean what is a puzzle it was a puzzle she plays really cool indie game called The Binding of Isaac founded on Newgrounds the other month and bombed the statues but super kappa and we go couldn't make it past the first from oh my god what's your favorite item just going on YouTube are you gonna make a youtube video about your favorite item is there is a secret in here my god there's a secret I need a key so I can get into that item room couple keys actually Oh I hate everything mmm don't stand in water don't stand in water don't stand in water don't stand in water don't stand in water don't stand in water don't stand in water don't stand up oh the sand and water don't stay in a water get that gold go back go back get that gold don't standing water on sand a water don't stay in the water don't stay in the water don't stay in the water do not stand in the water oh whoa whoa whoa don't go chasing waterfalls stick to the rivers and the looks that you used to you go to fund that fills up your nipples right off when you start moving too fast yeah I don't stay on the water on sand the water runs in the water but of course there's water [ __ ] everywhere peep three-fitty bill what's up bill I love how you forgot your wall Gould's wall gold wall drug visit wall drug what where we're not I read someone you'd expect ah I'm too lazy to keep gambling pennies burn I need to get to get some of these for me mine hi attenders too soon [ __ ] too lazy keep gambling pennies oh nice do we want to go to the shop maybe it could be something fun in there I got the money could you open the damn door Jesus potion instead remove a curse and a blessing though do we have a blessing no blessings or curse is discovered being alive is kind of a curse at this point in time we couldn't remove that only at 3k right now rip is this new Isaac DLC just the mod items or is it new design stuff tons of new design stuff probably more so than any other P of them mods or not mods but yep mods as well I would say you have a synergy with your throwing version of the pickaxe by the way synergy with my throwing pity wood what's with the lightning what is this synergy what do you say nonsense Marton Oh two months in a row but 30 total bugs beard what's up that mark lightning Enrico it bounces into other items doo doo doo doo boo allow me to kill myself trying to make this work ah don't stand in the water don't stand in the water don't stand in the water don't stand in the water kind of like swinging better okay open up the cursed chest go to shop by removal the curse removal potion okay what's the one to have right now throw damage I don't care take this with me what was the curse that I got decreased swing speed arthritis oh that's really slow that is very slow it's up skull bit sans and spa smash getting undertale to the sans ending [Music] Oh see that my [ __ ] poof epic and where Pope no I didn't know this is the thing I can do oh I'm sorry you're cute I didn't mean to do that ah it hurts still trying to make me kill you a [ __ ] aren't I sir please I don't want to do this you stop first okay so we're dead bet this game just [ __ ] what the dick holes she's a healer sorry I gotta go for support first I beg of you I like it well that sucks to be her okay okay okay [Music] shock them in the water maybe [Music] or [ __ ] dude this game can literally go [ __ ] itself right in the neck I'm actually like seriously upset with this game is that the way is that how I get through the door there's so many ass backwards things going on right now sup bones don't even don't give me a thousand or anything no no no we're good I like being at 984 do you like horse [ __ ] in tiny mouths get to kill the boss get the key so that was just for nothing this is like dead cells not dead cells is actually fair leave the food slime Coons don't eat it don't tell me that those aren't the [ __ ] most maplestory Asian looking [ __ ] anime slime [ __ ] you've ever seen in your life and then you got me as a complete [ __ ] lumbersexual we just dropped an item and left it yeah it was health you think that a wolf would know it food what fish looks like got her high fives but later what is this sparkly walls as mr. bones stop back seating me bones Jesus band I'm blind okay stupid rats trickster for [ __ ] don't eat it I am on controller yes anymore minds come clean got no bombs I'm just laying it on those spikes or damage the more Keys I have you don't have any keys nice come on Rob man and they all been named something different or is this guy always robbed man nope new not gonna do it but there's two things why is that purple I can't [ __ ] little hit Oh should we save up for Eko bombs it's so expensive though then it's all I got the key [ __ ] me and how can I not see the map that blows my mind that blows me let's say plus two in the bottom left is in like plus two damage is that it's plus two damage oh [ __ ] man that's [ __ ] [ __ ] my or don't hit the rat Oh open it or no balls if you buy echo bombs you can destroy those bluish blocks and get to the mapmaker okay spoils no spoils means please lay it on thick I do have a key free food at the shop what about that purple fire no they throw all these things at you they give you the opportunity to ram the dick in your own eye and they're like will you chose to do it well you picked that item those idiots jump out the cliff to try to get the gold this pleases me get it bird got it ha ha fool of a Duke no bonus damage though from the keys that I no longer have how did you [ __ ] hit me was 40 feet away they're so pleased with themself when they pick up a tiny piece of gold this one's mine so Lots is new to this game eh I was so sure that was gonna be trapped you could jump off the cliff watching the spike or the slimes getting just rocked I don't even think I want to go to the shop man I think we're done here I didn't find any secret rooms but keys equal power so I feel like not spending them would be beneficial to me there's free food in the shop though throw picks light on fire thrown picks dude yeah but not on the lanterns you're a rat where's my steak was that the first floor no okay cuz I say we left some food in the first floor dance is out of here can I dance or mail it sobs out and dance oh no free food didn't really need it but [ __ ] it keys is power keys is is is powers is holy water remove a curse oh I'll remember that's there in case I need to come back for it then we're not getting very much gold it's like when we don't get that gold popcorn we just kind of flounder it's a free bottom that's I I have to use the bomb meat neato gang that's right a Macho Man Randy Savage sounding I liked it oh ho my boy moustache in the house black rabbits chess game house what do you say four hundred and you can open up three chests it's a good deal well I don't get the italics hitter Wow okay we got him we got the predator see dance [ __ ] it oh [ __ ] I don't get to see what was actually in any of these or some of them curses oh okay so like she really [ __ ] it up there at the end fire some fireballs you kill what no oh you can what the [ __ ] where's it's like free haha hey fish give me a second to [ __ ] collect the stuff one bomb I hate you I hate you I hate you I [ __ ] hate you you got your money back you got more money though the doodle was made away with my likes the only thing that made it worth it the giant chunk of money popped out of nowhere and took it in like half a second bro sure I got my money I'm stressed as [ __ ] though my stress level is it's like a [ __ ] what's a call darkest dungeon you just kicked my food off the ledge what is up with this game it's sadistic man like sure my health is high but damn my stress levels through the roof I'm gonna have a heart attack what if I did swing into the mines though I'd ever going off what happened what is it though when like sometimes the bomb just pops out I've gotten like my like many a free bomb from these mine rooms still salty about the fact that they put the mine sign in the middle of the goddamn room oh my I too promised maybe I can bomb into the item Remmy think no keys is power though I want to have more keys I don't wanna spend it but items items are items good talk right just do it again sometime Golden Apple very bad remember that huts let's resolve not good lul you're more damage in your critical strike Dylan's claw who's Dylan it's here free how often do you crit I wouldn't know I've never seen it no don't need that okay so food in the first room always apparently fine with this as long as they don't give me a roomful those flies tell me when you see a crit hit almost at my own canary I'm sorry didn't even see that trap they're trying so hard to get me to spend my keys [ __ ] he's got the key thing lock everything oh man where did that come from [ __ ] [ __ ] over the lag there oh my god how the [ __ ] did he jump that far love dying it's like up there I was like the number one thing to do there's a way into the thing where I don't use a key I had to try nope this one over here on the other side of course curse I say nay I got pissed off because he walked over his own spikes oh man he totally [ __ ] that chest up sucks a sock bro still in the one key that goes my key bonus just feel like I shouldn't leave a chest an item behind it's like leaving an item remind and Issac balls grease damage when killing enemies sounds kind of nice especially for the stupid boss that we're trying to kill we have a fair Oh My Jesus we have a fair amount of gold right now too nope I'll do this chunk it's her in the eye eyes attacking me starts throwing flame balls at me and begging me not to kill her so I'm sorry don't hurt me stabs me in the back of the [ __ ] throat back of the throat yeah through my mouth I landed on him just go damn into like destroying all the rocks ah [ __ ] not worth not worth it safe route to always learned thanks to the Raiders from trihard Scorpio thanks so much my friend half-price meat bomb bag regenerate health over time what's my current one fire some fireballs see what it does now it's kind of cool +24 key added just plus to damage guess it's good I'm tuned in first stream but I have watched a good deal of your youtube vids and I love you content makes tireless spirit stick around watch me get my ass tossed by this boss could be fun guess I'm ready to go here goes again here I go get on my own I'm going down the only Road I've been long nothing but death those my bones keep his children under control maybe ah [ __ ] you come back here I've done missed [Music] but [Music] [Music] bring it Seth you mayn't got [ __ ] [Music] finish this bro nobody steals my [ __ ] get I'll read that later 3000 gold nice salt egg cells fragments I mean Seth's SAS blood boo boo boo boo boo boo bop ba ba ba ba ba boobs said it yup zone it says city up lots of cash I've seen even more gold since crunchy taco I've seen more you're stupid hey Jim content sucks ah be impressed milady I know I tried to kill you I did kill you later earlier I mean later Oh Omar you had the key to the dungeons and my chastity belts go right on the answer mm-hmm what are you to say well where did you get that key oh well I guess parental you're not going to like what you find in there though can I go back up and like save my money it's our chance to save and quit can we call it a day it's a trap and it's bigger than yours Catherine is constipated and her farts smell like hot deaf mm-hmm but on the left I don't know how to get back up though is there actually a way to get back up that wouldn't mind setting all 3000 gold I could buy like one upgrade there's an up arrow in this room but I doubt there's a way to get up why give me an up arrow why give me an opt why even like gimme false hope climb this on the route the route II mean rum [ __ ] shed damn it well want some go down the big scary hole Dill's the Lord dungeon spy just dale's more probably should read that he's holding a thing that's cockpits gonna curse me if I take it from him don't you think dungeon map I would it figure appears in the corner what who no curse but that thing just steals it immediately oh nice they're even faster now I was gonna say that coal miners actually have like Canaries down in dungeons and they can they they know when the air isn't good enough to breathe and the bird dies sad but doesn't submit the flies have more health they're just more flies could you hit a fly though you couldn't hurt a fly there's a tinted rock marked rock whatever II want to call it did [ __ ] hello well I don't have one of those who's that how did you find your way in here sir you can't be here this one came two most dangerous criminals I'm gonna have to ask you to leave fight it is then no we won't huh was there cracked wall behind her no now kill them I mean what if the guards holding it Oh as a cucumber emote I love it or is that supposed to be a pickle what's the difference advanced rats bats are no good goodness gravy trains exclamation point this way cumber Radek 8 - keys to get in there by a bomb bag or a keyring that are both half off I would love to spend a keyring to go get a [ __ ] keyring what are you stupid what are you an idiot do I also unlock that NPC because that's [ __ ] cut the big dumb flame spitter stop it it says No a locked shop - everything's locked man skeleton key whenever I go call money I take silver with me since silver turns black with when white reacts to sulfuric bicarbonate oh man traps city anything to go this way yet do do to do to do to do to do to do to do give me a [ __ ] key keep all your gold when you die voted it ooh holy [ __ ] that's what I was looking for sewing kit so I just sew it shut secret wall and sacrum sacrum what was the sacrum ah sacrifice what the hell big ball that's worth three seasoned kernels that can be more popcorn that gives me popcorn the hell are you holy [ __ ] that was awesome big fan [ __ ] this man stop making me spend stuff so that I have to spend stuff you used a bomb yes but now you have to use seven keys and then we'll give you a chance to spend all of your health and kill yourself and then when you come as a ghost [ __ ] this game dude Gold on the wall before new crumb where ha ha seems like there's still some back there doesn't it right there [ __ ] it fog it's not doing it Dalli go way down we go oh yeah okay dungeon two more locked stuff oh my god I have to actually fight these people for real now why do they let me in yeah come on in and fight my brethren my sisters and brothers would you quit peeling them [ __ ] hogs they just gonna keep taking this cheese hell yeah at this point it's just a cash grab until we die I'm assuming the next boss is gonna be so impossible until I get more upgrades did you just heal a rat I took damage cash-grab until you die isn't that just real life while you're still going cool I'm doing my thing it's hard to dealing with healers though got me I hit hard in this dungeon no use to me so much money but I can't get a single goddamn key good bomb in don't blow up the thing too doot-doot it did have a key and then I wasted it just like that or no I didn't have a key that was actually a bomb right I was like was I just complaining about keys and then I did that Wow [ __ ] you armored now what's up with that what the ho - triggered dad goddammit the spikes sheds I think I'm safe and then these guys step on this [ __ ] god dammit hit your own friends nice friend works for me that a rad King know she's enchanting them shop I guess give me that free fooled maybe a hamshank too we can get more we get 300 gold more gold easily but just by staying alive I mean do you now mean recovers health yeah probably good but I don't want to spend 600 can't go to my item room suites a fish kebab a hell yeah dubs fish kebab spilled coke all over my carpet ripped carpet in the arms of the carpet far away from the carpet this is not your keyboard are you assuming that his keyboard isn't carpeted here she's sheared these Barbies can I go down immediately again way down you go oh holy [ __ ] as all I would say about this if I had anything to say about it Oh daddy I will hear you my only shot is to just tank that [ __ ] I mean I [ __ ] me right there's a just flicking each other's health being massively well that's a [ __ ] room it's balanced though super balanced mega is super balanced though it would ask me that's hard I would say well should we get our [ __ ] echo blast I can barely just now get this special item voucher I mean that kind of be nice though I didn't have somebody in here inserts penis into pupil shops food supply shops item supply shop special item supply echo blast bombs so I can see whatever the hell is behind the other things yes find somebody to progress this damn game rock Smasher [Music] range damage again maybe some health [Music] now you have bits all of your carpet a thousand bits Goethe barricade thanks so much appreciate that bomb damage I don't understand what bomb damage you're supposed to even do salted pork holy olive prime sub what does that pull the olive talked to the Smith for more items carry an extra potion oh [ __ ] I could have gotten that broomies some [ __ ] spawn larva duplicate all food in the room that's really expensive pass hello hi what's up shadow Fang dillmore throw damage at eye health when healed heal again let's try this I haven't seen his sister since he was 14 rip Nolan stole that from me 500 some Niko did someone say bits thanks to the bet you guys keeping the cup full dddd dddd Gina's out seated so I've got the echo blast stuff but I don't have a bomb half no bomb 48 damages sweets still can't lunch shot a rat though because I'm doing 32 sometimes 48 must have been a crit it's gone up from 32 to what hey that's my mom 32 to 36 for a thousand gold it's a little rough alright we're finally in what say you quiet please sorry hmm huh oh it appears I have a visitor I was just getting ready for bed I waited for many years but no one came no one was in need of my services that was oddly sexual and the cartographer and the undermined I draw the maps it's been so long though since I have drawn one I've forgotten everything if you're in need of my services you ought to return the maps what I need to give you the maps in order for you to give me the maps once you return a map to me there was no reason for you to be here please leave until you return him that to me Dane she's looking at me though you see that that's weird damn is that your girlfriend JB sister can i nap in this bed this seems like find the bed to nap in I would like to nape dungeon nip a map of the delve more dungeon call now go to sleep did I just do something wrong Oh oh he took me to Delmar dungeon okay would you like to die sooner let's go do you believe in ghosts heavenly ghost stories I don't really believe in ghosts or luck or karma things like this I think life is much less magical I'm on fire and I don't know what to do about it I think it'd be really exciting and cool to know that goes for real but I don't think there stop drop and roll how though you know I guess this fast tracks me past the the [ __ ] of the previous dungeon and maybe to a point where I can just get more Gold's get to me more gold okay or just dick she's on spikes that guy's spawning those shits roll gotta get the healer first though bye have a good one Jacobs out of here - I did got him okay I would rage quit this game if it wasn't for the fact that when you smack those little guys they threw flips and they fly out of the screen they go ah huts once been gone what No I'm here dad you're just saying good night to everybody else Jacob's leaving he is sorry I'm trying again Jacob's leaving da shoot got my hopes up there for a second on Kuhlman crunchy taco left increased defense at critical health nice design the night Toadvine but a lot by a babu biodata do deep what he said trapped not trapped but not not trapped these are nice bombs it's probably the cartographer again but how the [ __ ] do I know things must be tested did I get the map for the old place could you tell apart me back no yup that's a bone daddy do you putz you make my manhood quake in awe blue rock I bet some brandy cakes thanks Brady cakes appreciate the support sport or support a sport of supporting no that's mine I was just thinking like I can spend my keys since I don't have the Keyblade now you have their Keyblade that's what the game said chemic at 15-under bits look at that [ __ ] not too sure how this bit thing works but cheers that's that's how it works well done thank you so much my friend can't do that his way down we go way down hit the tnt barrel and when you're next to UM it's working we eat or all the flies unaffected by the flames maybe try hitting him next time could be fun for all of us Pete six months welcome back peebs I had a chance to block damage the lower the health is it's a curse take all of my bits but Dad - OH - ice fire thank you so much guys have been like unbelievably supportive today I'm gonna go back and like look at my streamstats and be like holy [ __ ] really I'm gonna be blown away by the actual fricking number subs and it's unreal man unlock the shop I don't know there could be something cool but what if there's not aerial attack hamburger 19 welcome back hamburger I wish I had 19 hamburgers right now I'm hungry bread cake sooner bits have more bits dad oh thank you so much by the way brainy cake sounds delicious so like moist cakes some moist 1500 from kale cats I like watching your cup explode have some more bits and then right on top of that Gouda bear kid 21 bits the cup filler doesn't it a cup filler today fantastic work I like watching the cup explode too way back in the day we had a cup that had some crazy physics where it was possible to like knock all the bits out and we did a thing that if anyone could knock the bits out every every bit out of the cup I would give him a t-shirt and I think we did that like three times that was fun though that was a lot of fun to watch that and it was like the more the bit was worth the heavier it was I think that might be the case now but like it'd be difficult to knock all the bits out like so much that he never sees me like an early native men didn't see the sails on boats so instead they saw clouds the hell did I just walk in on got them Bell the potato 36 said no please say the word Yeats Oh squad gets mad yard I just yarded sorry if it smells intensifier is awesome groves yard is very close to eat Bell I mean I said it when you asked me to say it so technically I did both do-do-do-do-do-do-do good enough like out the slimes are wearing slime hoodies goodness gracious light these things okay that should work right I'm surprised that's not working I'd had to blow up the stones but that would still be one over here that I wouldn't be able to do to my knowledge at least I wouldn't be able to do that one I think I would need two bombs maybe even three because I'm not sure I could get all of those things at once don't have any key let the fire hit the bottom right corner torch kappa like you can't dude don't you see the what the [ __ ] okay those stones are broke yeah broken super broken can I do anything ooh five thousand bits oh that was pretty kid look at the five thousand bits okay okay okay okay hold on well I did say that we weren't not doing the wheel of doom bones squat how many wheel of doom should I have done up to now I think it was twenty dollars at the limit to 420 bill boomerang the flames around it by throwing and walking backwards okay bills I got you IQ 10,000 bill nerd 52 hours ago I'm not sure if we handled that one that's at least two rolls that's two rolls let's do tends to squad okay hey I looked it up I'm pretty sure I was too since the last time it's 210 rolls you [ __ ] nut like an otter oh no I deduced seven hundred push-ups that's push-ups let's settle for three then this is not a negotiation that's a hot sauce tab I'm already having acid reflux I say three says mr. bones okay well phone says three squats alright alright alright squats four squats well what all right these are for squat squat and dab three seven eight nine I'm bleeding for too much ten CUDA bear kid hundred bits thank you for that did I have to pee bollocks arm extension new I'm trying here okay I to pee first and then we'll do the hot sauce don't let me forget you guys okay get in the chip I don't know that sauce I put it away damn it gone too long do another spin I would say that this hot sauce is three times hotter than the other two bottles not the last dab but what was it sling blade this is hotter this is unbelievably hot sometime even come out i refrigerated it now it's all cold and it's like chunky actual chunks of Reaper oh man as it is a [ __ ] pepper seed in that one oh man so chunky that [ __ ] is can't let's see it probably but I'm trying to show you there's a pepper seed in that one not cool bro not cool bro big dab of hot sauce to me this is enough this is twice as much as I took last time and I'm already like I said I have like acid reflux number-one issue using Fritos what's wrong Fritos oh my mom dropped off ah homemade chili and a whole thing uh-oh Fritos how do I get the one all across the map though bill bill I can I can let the one in the bottom over here if that reaches the other ones to reach this one hell yeah oh no that's for me that's a lot of money it's the tips guys yeah it's a slow heat okay look at 15-under thank you so much all right dad I'm at my limit enjoy the bits and keep up the great work thank you so much kennel cap for allowing me to punish myself with hot sauce oh my god how is it that hot yeah it's so hot it like hitting it's like hitting a I don't even know this stuff you guys the Reaper oh my god uh and it's so much hotter than the other hot sauces that I had slain blade was delicious though Oh hurts I see bugs clappy monster ah I think I need to go get milk dude all right some next-level [ __ ] anything happens when I hit him long range it still hurts me there's no others I'm not holding on to it there's no way to defer to arc ah [ __ ] me [ __ ] and I mouth it's hot it's hot hot hot why do they give me pre open chests oh man I know now see the bush in the left of the previous room bush well they're dead now hey my mouth dude the pain is real the pain I feel I don't know if it had had to do with that seed but that's what I'm thinking as I actual real chunks large chunks Oh a pepper in that one holy jesus when you get a hot sauce and it's chunky you know you're in for some so here it's it's the real deal so what I'm trying to say where's my key ring I need it if you like to add something to the wheel of pain try this toe of satan bill we did a toe of satan yeah we did that someone sent it to me to my peel box and we did it and it was a nightmare was a [ __ ] nightmare I don't think I made it the full time ah maybe I did make it the full time limit but it was just not okay it was awful I can turn them off maybe oh that would have been helpful had I known that bill didn't make a donation and say it so I oh man Toula satan was rough yes it was that was [ __ ] awful dude that lasted that burn lasted so long this one's up there though if I held this in my mouth for that long my lord my lanta you did full time limit I oh my god that was so [ __ ] bad like not so bad I feel like on like my stomach the next day mostly just like mouth like full sheets of skin coming off oh you still got me a little [ __ ] after the whistle ref this is our most like burns my mouth man ah what else is in this it's gotta be the Reaper pepper powder Peter pecker picked a peck of reaper pepper pickle powders Oh hoo you Avengers Black Rabbit super special totally not rigged the lottery one lever does nothing two levers blow everything up one lever lowers a wall and you go home rich which one chat how Woody toe Oh Satan with you dad I'm getting the hiccups Rigg says sweetie wolf girl ride his rights as mr. bones but that feels good it's good to be a gangster yeah bail for 20 do the right thing go for the right one how much you did say one does this one does that one is this like in order right little secret guys come here come here come closer guys secrets time if you want to win rock paper scissors every single time without failure the first time right not best out of threes you do best out of one you agree to it beforehand and then you go when people play rock paper scissors I'm telling you you didn't think this game could be rigged but you can rig it notice how many people who say rock paper scissors just inherently when you pop somebody with a rock-paper-scissors game and they're not thinking straight not thinking about what they can do they naturally just go rock paper scissors rock paper scissors they just do it always Rock just go rock paper scissors now don't move your hand ever you'll win the first time three to four times I swear do it it's true unless you guys start playing each other in which case that's not the case I don't wait to tell you that because I need to be on my [ __ ] a-game here get outta ya good prizes though we're just here for the money really I don't think I'm gonna be able to fight the boss for [ __ ] so GG we also got Rock Paper Scissors shoot well yet the grin that I guess for handle it everyone does know though Rock Paper Scissors shoot is wrong I'm just gonna throw it out there and the call like I see it rock-paper-scissors gun shoot my mouth is on fire still it'll never go away permanently now I live like this [ __ ] Keys kind of exciting key bonus or go for the item run let's go for the item room items make the world go round you guys like a little like Yoshi style like for like Super Mario 2 Luigi leg kicks when he's in the air I think it's Supes cutes bomb upgrade [Music] I don't want the curse I think we've been doing better off without it three-fitty at least you're not saying Rochambeau the hell's Rochambeau am I supposed to understand these I swear to god there's a secret room right there I can almost taste it but that's an awesome saying Rambo missed me spikes Asian way of saying rock paper scissors I had no idea what do you got for me Ted key thanks thanks bud I'm gonna get my treasure now what is it increase swing damage demon ring but comes as a terrible curse you now can't swing shut up why don't you come over here where I can hit you in the face quit hiding in the corner you imp got it those imps are total [ __ ] and look like a dick body to me yeah oh you got me good there guys bombs and keys are welcome in this establishment a little hidden gold up there in the corner I saw that burst shoot now they cheatin those bats can n jeah real quick the [ __ ] bush dude they're overpowered as hell telling you I'd done be telling you I'm gonna get this guy first before I accidentally swing into his face whoops no it's mine no it's how they get ya I got a bomb I don't have a key though to open up the chest so scratch that how is how are you supposed to have like 75 keys at this moment haben werden for this moment to spend all 75 my keys old not sure why that was a good time for them to pill for my supply of stuff there's a van waiting for this moment for all my life Oh Lord oh Lord but up but up top Bob wrap up wrapped up that better burn burn baby burn oh oh that doesn't look friendly skel and kida going to the next room and die before I get a chance to see what's up that say I spend one skeleton key and this is I what I don't know what that means I don't know what that means probably nothing I cannot throw my pickaxe when they're zapping I tried that would make sense because there's no way for it to arc into my body but I still take damage I get a curse I'm gonna pass on that I think I just rather kill him I said I'm in jump into a place knowing where I would not survive mortar charge to call them and they're very liberal mMmmm gotcha ball [Music] got your ball [Music] oh that's fancy okay leg spikes not a good time [Music] to do oh it just like went through my body and I died all this shit's happening is like zaps and like fists are like and then he just like moves over a little bit he's like boom and I'm like how was I supposed to know he was gonna move move strats nope [Music] I wasn't ready for it arthritis time our earth cur do you find anything unusual in the visera viscera show it to me yes the shard of odd doings posts put fly it phylactery is that it you sent him out in the north and came across an old crone the Crone taught him how to split his sonís pieces that have fixed those two objects in the world what more as long as at least one of those objects remain intact Otto Wien retains his immortality if they're all destroyed then he will cease to be Harry porker well [ __ ] keeps keep going all doing Baltimore Valda Mart get your deals at Baldemar bomb damage what else cannot buy potion to potion slots and be real nice make me all sweaty you're a hairy wizard calling thanking by is this meant damn bomb upgrade da-da-da-da-da no one cares it's not that special Oh stable concoction sweet dude what's the other thing buy items from the Smith I don't care about your sister make me [ __ ] sometimes drop a new bomb when using an old bomb the bomb doubler I'm in could always use more bombs you got my bombs I'd like to get the damage upgrade still those seem to be really [ __ ] overpowered cartographer nah let's just stay here have a grande old run for old times sake give me the point where I can one-shot these ah black rats is it just me or is everything getting more difficult oh hell yeah so worried about not having enough bombs hey you got it back to Bob doubler thank you hots is infinitely better at this game two keys as well thank goodness is the game nice to me right now game crashes computer explodes oh that's a feature it's an achievement game splode these boxes are moving does that mean there's a rat in them no it's mine Oh what do you got for me [ __ ] you stupid skeleton scurrying nothing I have an ATM and it's past 12 I need to sleep his out/banned prove it what do you got for me hots this game slap a smile and a thumbs up you did know don't sleep Hey look at that golden popcorn good thing I didn't cartographer let's get loaded this run IRL to late night rat mature own rat patron I feel like I got hit but I don't see anywhere evidence of this you're really gonna let that guy get away with that canary another one over there with the hell got it got it how much longer butts I'm not sure how long have we been live give us back should we open up the key room or save our keys might be spicier later right whatever to curse for the spiked boots you know I I just feel like we're gonna get a lot of money this run and we shouldn't [ __ ] it little waste of keys though hunter bed sleeps the week that's good of a kid reflector so good though curses just seemed to end my runs [ __ ] Bush overpowered [ __ ] I like how they don't take my purple stuff uh-uh-uh god damn that's good delicious when you buy some from the blacksmith you get them for that run and it's unlocked as a potential item for future runs okay so it's like really really good is probably worth it to just get it now my money and I want it now JG Wentworth style call JG Wentworth 877 for each role but at least it's got a six pack did you just eat my food did I just eat my food it could be a seeker I'm here bud you mind checking [Music] can you get this door too so don't use a key on it let's see you play No then we're done here no shortage of perps bottled pilfer doesn't sound like something I need in my life oh you guys my stomach is on fire it's like Wizard of legends I would say this is a lot like a lot of other games before I would compared to wizard of Legends I would say it's uh reminds me of Wizard of letant Legend soundtrack I would say more of a lengthy small pixel based pixel art like Isaac is like large pixels looks like it summons a golden slime that would probably be worth getting then because those guys are [ __ ] amazing real saucy doop doop doop doop doop doop do doop down pretty good pixel art on this and that's what draws everybody this game first you know really wish I could get into that item room I'm actually gonna go get a glass of milk once I get into that item room or have more tums maybe by bombing into it that's what I was trying to say was er dove legend was cool but there wasn't enough to in the game for me to want to keep playing it [ __ ] Bush dude is so overpowered bushes ROP are scre more we just earth ker I don't even need the shop was another thing back there talking to my big ones [ __ ] yes I got him Oh different took my big one ah oh no cold massacre here's the fire to cook the steak that I eat it too quickly well you gotta give it time to cook we're getting the same like five items well that was lucky seven minutes each side do-do-do-do-do-do I mean shops could be super cool you know if I got Ike a bag of keys or something in there but if I spend a key and I don't get a bag of keys then what I think we got to upgrade our shop just to really make them worth it only way to upgrade our shop getting money this isn't even the right way to go it's this way popcorn is popping dude popcorns always popping okay free food from all the shops go down to the next level already [ __ ] bush [Music] you think I'm kidding like I'm just trying to be funny about the bushes no as a vegan I have no flippin idea what anyone is talking about and they doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that cooking food is we're cooking meat is better for you than eating it raw and that's for talking about something else ba ba ba ba - ba ba ba boo boo boo probably collect this while he's not mad so the Dodge is ass doodoo doodoo doodoo better potion longer-lasting stuff drop a random chests any reason that I wouldn't want to just pop that now any specific spot I'd rather pop that grilled veggies also delicious like the terms eggplants I've done grilled eggplant although you do that too long and you got a mushy eggplant now [Music] so that's kind of the opposite case I feel like girl veggies too long and they're mush girls take too long you got a brick don't put that over there no hey [ __ ] eggplant parmesan I love spinach post boners and a snapchat I didn't no such thing okay you caught me golden kernels we already got that one though shocked and appalled when I saw your snap okay I jumped but I was on oil good one game you got me I jumped and was not on oil got airborne still took damage just roasted your own rats to health come on no key to get in this shop again I think I'm okay I'll think I'm alright rat eight minutes on each side way down we go can I spend bombs to get stuff in her shop mistake oh the freefood freefood freefood for your dududududududududu noise let's read her library as it has it changed is it funnier nope nope that is a yeet if I've seen one I'd like to get rid of the rat flavor Oh me how will do it but the gain stuff damage while killing enemies yeah yeah yeah yeah not too shabby as a per room or per floor probably per rule me the hell did I just see what's up at the grass around that third one you see that do I want to spike myself the third this one's blinking you're blinking I saw it something's happening [Music] yeah out of spiking myself vomit something's fishy right well I didn't work I feel like I need to walk into spikes or something three times thousand bits of Jakob those poor slimes just getting heated like let the cute things take some gold you monster they've taken enough gold ones that discover more treasure rooms I'm in adventure whip I was expensive though there's some damn expensive to see the [ __ ] out of those slimes this'll happen drink your potion what's the potion drop a random chest yeah sure dude eat the purple things I got some purple stuff probably would have been better if I waited till like way later and then I would have gotten like the big purple things in the other dungeon you know the other one with the other name how did you not die in two hits as mine's - this whole thing is just [ __ ] - all of it everything just happens super [ __ ] was awful hit the wrong TNT oh Jesus stop those are mine Bush unbelievable I don't get this room I know that that's cursed but there's got to be something else with this I don't want the curse unlock stuff to get further or more interesting runs dragged the fire across the statues nothing happens your bomb them both but that takes two bombs and that be stupid let me go waste it's a question mark on that room - it's there's got to be something more to it like maybe if I just start a fire here or bomb this or I don't know gommi [ __ ] such staying hydrated I've been sipping water yeah my special water can I fight the boss again if I go down there or is it just empty to do to do to to to I must miss that what a waste to get to subs thanks bossy kitty does entity and dragon yet King gracias making it 275 that's awesome thank you for that 3/4 to 100 I went ahead and got this game to slap gonna give it a shot you cannot find that boss again after you have beaten them there is more to that but spoilers like a hard mode later he brings them all back boss rush when I'm gonna go down the hole again then max he'll throw the pickaxe and break the veins balls to the wall mode build more dungeon Fangorn I don't get the map for the first dungeon who said it was okay for you to break that open I sure as hell don't remember doing it gold vein ICU Canaries been on top of its [ __ ] I appreciate that shoots that stuff that [ __ ] top of the [ __ ] [ __ ] stuff more damage I think okay we need to unlock some more stuff we're seeing like these same exact items all the time but you know what that's not bad though because higher chance for popcorn fish skier oh that's pretty good keep all your gold need that thousand but yeah a thousand more I'll say it's worth it I have a feeling that we just might craft the map that the Forge 420 thorium how come in some of the item rooms you go in there and you open it up right and the the symbol for the item room has an open chest on it and that a closed chest is that saying there's actually another item in here that's whether it's that left platform do i bomb it what's this what's the secret here what's the secret well I didn't waste a bomb at the forge my goodness my English today what Forge they'll kill intense fires increases per kill and stays until you get hit your aren't it the higher stacks okay cool left secret sparkle on the right tell me left mentiroso why isn't it showing me that that it's done though transmuting a bottle no the other left dododo booty-do kill them before even knew what happens but Bush this reminds you like Warcraft 2 music okay just kill me then butthat's at full health you can throw your thing who but a [ __ ] a dude just giving them free cash [Music] damn it no no no no no down out out out out out out out out out out out dodo dodo no no no Oh No how do i light that on fire I don't know how to do this [ __ ] oops [ __ ] I now we're screwed controller a mouse and keyboard controller right now the fire tak duh what are you dumb or something Oh Danny no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't light yourself on fire Gold on the top of the wall last room did I miss it oops bro no healers no healers were in business yikes things shoot fast I mean you walk into the room 51 damage bro need some frickin keys that's a lot of fire [ __ ] [ __ ] you I had such a good bonus it's such a good bonus and such a good bonus [ __ ] she [ __ ] hell what that I did not fall down the hole I turned around while he was lying no doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo give it a pre-poo girl what we got regenerate health over time and then nickelodeon probably worth it half off steak or if I just buy it and use it and what it's that stupid idea there's a carryover floors and rooms Bush Blackstone 19 months whoo 19 hell yeah welcome back I was like what's the trick here one way in one way out baby I got it all bro I was awesome 3,000 gold now haha Bush expected that to be raked - why is one always open now what is the trick what's the secret is there a thing is there a stuff thing that I'm supposed to know about I can hit this chest and I can't hit this chest what's up with that is it fake is it bombable is it a thing is it a trick of the mind there is no chest no key for sale right five dollars a muffin boy have you checked out children immortal yet you know I bought it I did buy it just have him booted it up he's up and try and undermine & dreamscapes ER and dicey dungeons and poor the King and like Oh games on games on games on games on games on games on games if I could complain if I could turn something good into something bad allow me rad people really like rad people have been enjoying the [ __ ] red is that a lever in the first room what first room it's too late can't go back it's like way back there though I mean like come on the Marquis dude severe lack of keys in this game [Music] meaning meaning did not start me on fire don't even [ __ ] lie about something like that that's just silly to lie about as I said a canary better get the stuff in the other side of that that gap because I am NOT jumping I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the gold that you're gonna miss and if you do not want to see me again I would understand and he's what he said the anchor boy a bit too insane nice and over the secret pain you know you don't belong friends of lefty you've been dismissed and I never thought it would come to this and I I want you to know everyone I know it's got a reason say put the past away wish you would get that knife out of my face my friend you could cut ties with all the knifes that you were trying to stab into my face instead Third Eye Blind jumper - classic 90s kids you know land Jam it's like throw night blind I got a sub get out get out of here rad is [ __ ] rad and children of more does amazing pixel art get out of there did somebody just jump off the cliff alright so close footmen ah a gap too strong for you [Music] [Applause] nope I need a song about suicide yeah you know blow it up because it might reveal a secret room did it no purple flowers you can bomb it you get a curse and you get some other [ __ ] bomb doubler could really activate more you know back up 5,000 gold babe and we're keeping all of it yeah look still can't go into my frickin item rum need some keys keep what the [ __ ] you're not a good person that's a three key room right there that's a three key room one wouldn't need three keys to make that happen very cool death rays in seven months it's up death raisin great art great voice acting and morta do-do-do-do-do-do-do no didi voice acting is in just that one guy whose uses so many words I've never even heard of before in my entire life well that's just pretty slimes are like Oh money and they're like [ __ ] massacre this is that part where I can skeleton key here give me eight curses I don't think I can agree to that I'm sorry and so I must go fight the super ultra boss little shits got me don't you open up that [ __ ] don't you break that scaly boy shrill bat where's my key rings man got them spank them I stole all the key rings as mr. bones yeah your boney boys aren't paying out want to take this right to the bone manager 5,800 no Karen Bowen Maron I tried I did the best that I could oh oh oh oh ham a time little dangle feet little dangle feet oh my [ __ ] got a key you guys gonna have those I don't even give a [ __ ] then they all just jump off the cliff I get food from enemies sometimes butchers Kleiber you think that you get like better items the further down you go you just get the same ones it's recycled Ricci clay de bicicleta no that's mine cool way down we go again dad I gotta go to work early in the morning yeah good night see ya Jacob key from the heavens then we go super boss boom hmm rawr I'm a guy [Music] [Music] donut the charged ones I'm guessing [Music] watch out memory moves [Music] [Music] don't the water okay [Music] meats as to meet you [Music] could totally go over the balls - instead of the arms but I feel like maybe the arms are more important I could go for his body you got me good there Trixie spots [Music] [Music] let me get put the arms in such a place where I can hit the arms and the balls charged water does not exist over here okay I wish I had a potion though even if the ball is touched yeah not good news like that like that how I took half my health Oh meet me [Music] dear lady lady [Music] [ __ ] maids you want to do what to my meats ah oh nice placement on the shocked water not even mad pissed [Music] [ __ ] don't let the ball touch you that's like literally all you have to do right now oh no I didn't know that [Music] [ __ ] ball touch oh my god I have one health but because I just nicked the ball just a ball Nick [ __ ] ball Nick ah we totally could have had it until he summoned everything back because I didn't know he'd uh like don't focus on the rest of the balls he gets the balls back this game this [ __ ] game this game bill salt would be amazing damage upgrades would be amazing double potion slot would be kind of nice I just like really think though that the really big big big big big big one is just the damage maybe health [Music] diddly loo-li loo-li loo-li am more items in the shop I can't buy more HP and get the next damage upgrade so [ __ ] it I'm gonna try it out one more quick run just to test the damage just to test the damage was like what two upgrades we were doing the math 36 46 I feel like with the price 30s with the price that I paid we should be doing more than that is that just me such as me warp waste a little bit of money there but whatever all right we had a good time

Channel: Hutts 2

Views: 26,293

Rating: 4.8359909 out of 5

Keywords: hutts, gaming, channel, second, stream, streaming, twitch, Undermine, under mine, mining, rogue-like, rogue-lite, roguelite, roguelike, pixel graphics, dungeon crawler, rpg, indie, action, top down, secret, boss, bomb, curse, blessing, upgrade, unlocks

Id: UhaZizlatW8

Length: 154min 49sec (9289 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 07 2019