moistcr1tikal Stream Aug 2nd, 2022 [The Mortuary Assistant]

all right pre-notification gang you recent exclamation point coming along great rip hmm thanks chad yeah i have a plan it's not gonna be god award tonight we're gonna pick up god of war again on like thursday-ish maybe i'm not sure maybe the 10 gift subs cheeks appreciate it man hope you had a good day thanks for the big drop makes the resub geck and give some [Music] you're zack mortuary assistant yeah i won't be able to finish it tonight i think it's pretty long thanks to the bits nick and theresa hayden and sam but we're going to start it tonight probably finish it tomorrow here's theresa brandon in tier one based and the five give subs wax socks hey sucks thanks man and the prime straw hat and the gift sub or the resub moon and the tier one tikiri and the resub defensive theresa bravo and chandler and alex and burger the bits kiwi and the resub taco guerrero kev jess tier one angry gives sub based in the raid fraser you off for the night man congrats on finding the prison skip with cuddly i heard you guys work together to find that that's going to be massive hope you had a good stream i didn't get to tune in to many runs today easy tier one alex in the reception soto amps luke fairy gift sub puff and tier one dustin the resub me out and bits taro business nuris of alpaca shorts spencer and gift sub two wings thanks crazy yeah sleep well man you swear you saw me at home depot today it wasn't me i didn't go to home depot this is the prime bb in the resub spyro and the tier one soup tier one captain in tier one kermit tier one snorzly and tier one clue there you said shadow ego arabella and they give some mgp how far are you into one piece nowadays i'm on episode 126 i think he's fighting crocodile after the underground pony glyph starts collapsing he's using his blood i think it's here one mr cl mr clean and the tier one killer whale there you sub dia stale queen in the prime mop serpent in the tier one pete prime cannon if i give some sandman thank you simon what do you think about me getting jumped at summer camp well did you have it coming i i don't know maybe you deserved it i i would go out on a limb and say it's probably bad but hey maybe you know maybe you did something wrong it could have been karma kind of like hundred deeds for eddie that old show where a kid gets turned into a dog because he was such an [ __ ] so nice to do 100 good deeds maybe that was your first good deed like getting jumped no it's called hundred deeds freddy these are five subs templar thank you man i'm the tier one boy oh you were the one that was just talking about getting jumped i don't think he deserved it i think that's bad i i hope they catch him thanks to the bits dong grump cyber and docile and the resub silent in the prime violer sergio and tier one natural there's some carlos mellowed gwasi sonic fiends qt fushizo and the two you sub slum prime fran and recep jerry stain slo grizz dragoson david bean trippy picky neo mars robot kane spades biggie and the five gift subs trippy thank you for the generosity yep i got a plan this is like an actual good horror game i've been looking forward to he's a tier one zach so i'm gonna play it tonight i don't think we're gonna finish it tonight i'm pretty sure it's kind of long but we're gonna start it let's do two gift subs alex and the five youtubes etherics there you said yulo red wiki nick in the prime bring thank you for the five gift sub spud and the five new subs captain in riley maybe the big gift sub drops me some slum and joker yeah this is the game where you're in the mortuary you poke around you use like formaldehyde to preserve the body and [ __ ] there's a prime sleepy in the recep logan ball mommy trent ruined pvp and the gift sub kid cudi also i was wrong that wasn't the that wasn't the guy that was talking about getting jumped tell me the story what happened now you got me interested in the lore god damn it no i'm not doing stumble guys tonight everybody's wishing you a happy birthday yeah they're being very sweet playing a scary game tonight to celebrate scary game for your birthday mm-hmm [Music] about to find out the demo was pretty cool he's a good sub man in the prime wamby toria amethyst corpse luxurious patoo and perseus in the tier one taco i didn't think that was gonna end there i just wanted to say the name of the game out loud the assistant mm-hmm william should be done let me keep going so many all for your birthday yeah being very generous yes i don't know what kind of toilet i have i don't remember a toilet what yeah the guy asked that pretty much every stream why would you know what kind of toilet you have he's just very interested in the toilet model are you drinking this yeah really i am going down i just want to make sure that everybody was respecting that it's your birthday today [Music] they are being very nice have fun give some dragon i appreciate it man the five you sub snorzly and the gifts of jewels goobin theresa blitzed there's some tyrant shoe tony cesnar lethal scuffed let me give some sarah and ronnie i just got hired for a job today hey let's go man congrats oh i also just realized i'm lagging [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] okay okay hold on we got it we got a problem here okay this is a disaster oh boy what this is a [ __ ] disaster okay so this game's not not doing so hot things are some mark saying in the five good subs pablo let me give some stinky and there's some spooky and stigly okay uh yikes [ __ ] massive yikes there it's it's really struggling i'm trying holy [ __ ] uh zurich method dooku and the prime kizo okay this is really really really really really not working at all anxiety submilly yeah stream's not lagging because i took the game off stream this this is a disaster though holy [ __ ] i haven't had a game run this awful in a long long long time [ __ ] yikes okay i finally got it to close not even the task manager was strong enough he's the prime mitch bussin in the resub gold let me get some cloud and there's a dynamic uchuwa and tier one iron how do you check chat logs someone just gave me a good idea and i missed it can i search like how do i search like the entire chat log does anyone know i can just type in like a keyword there's got to be a way i see people do it on stream all the time because this is this game is not working i changed all of the settings and it wasn't working still so i'm trying to find someone gave me like a really specific setting for the game [Music] you have to use chaturino for that [Music] i don't believe that there's got to be a way through just regular twitch make sure you said blitz oddball dar and sweet heat hold on i've got an idea vods do a chat playback don't they let me publish this vod right now and check the vod okay i can't publish the vod right now classic oh well this is on my birthday of all days come on yikes i tried turning off vsync didn't fix it christ these are five youtubes pong thank you for that nuri sub kimper d and benjamin the tier one always sunny i don't know what the username was i know i could search by username but i just need to like scroll back the chat and i don't know how are you still here scoots i'm gonna message you he's a tier one carl and the resub kitty jack and the prime enantio and the resub limp i'm firing it up again so if my webcam gets laggy you know why i'm gonna wing it oh boy nope that's not working there's a prime marine in the resub not too sure jdm check in the gifts of gold maybe it's just the menu let me try firing up the actual game because i have had that happen before where it's just the menu that lags like [ __ ] we'll see that's that didn't work okay we got a real problem oh wait so far looks like it was just the menu so you haven't told me what's next will you get a job where you are or they actually have everyone they need but my old teacher mr delver transferred me to his office to finalize my internship there oh well that's good i don't know what hap sometimes there's just games where the menus like don't work away from me same thing no i'm not moving he's actually located around here river fields oh rebecca i don't like that grandma even i've heard things about that place just be worried about it make up stories death is a scary thing to a lot of people and we try to explain things we don't understand and we want comfort when we lose someone we love i mean no one's embalming any ghost bodies or whatever it's fine right or right i'm sorry no it's not unlocked fps or anything then at least i don't think anyway i feel like it'd be lagging in game two if that was the case i i don't know if i want that just take it please it should be yours anyway thanks for the gift thanks all right enough spooky stuff i'm so proud of you when is all this happening when do you start i've actually been there for a few weeks now my review is tomorrow [Applause] i have anyone else's audio off track what does that mean thanks for your sub baron tier one chatterbox and the recent smellman dono storm holy spirit hablo courage sun amy tier one muffin give sub leland and resub tofino oh sweet thanks jay all right here we go is it still smooth oh [ __ ] uh oh there we go my monitor was lagging really hard for a second is this smooth on stream yeah we're all good okay give me just one sec let me check this chord anyway let's see if there was a way to go back into chat okay thanks for your cypher daniel lone rasser dishonest and the three gifts of snapdragon let's ride so i imagine this intro is going to be the same as in the demo not that that really helps me now it's been a while since i played the demo i can't use i can't use that here okay there we go how old are you 28 great perfect timing i just oh this is new dalton here please wheel him back to cold storage and bring us mrs page this madge mikkelsen who is up my man brings it three gift subs horizontal and there's some milkman and tier one nephrox come on what what am i what am i doing wrong oh there's one in there already christ pardon me mr dalton i guess i'm switching these out come on uh okay let's uh uh why why are these hieroglyphics not not working for me hand up left mouse button right and left to pull out so why did why did it work that time i have to be moving i see it only works when i move got it maybe the 25 gift subs bloodworm thank you for that man i hear the fat drop it's good to see i hope you're doing well bloodworm makes you some bear man lucy aqua and tier one teal i remember her from the demo she gets used like a puppet by the devil is this the full game yeah full game just came out today all right i'm just finishing up something here so why don't you grab the clipboard and start recording identifying marks i'll get out of your way when you're done and let you hop in here i don't really see anything identifying here ah now i do scratched by uh some type of feral animal i maybe what kind of animal has like [ __ ] 10 ten toes here lemony scream seven interesting lag is it laggy okay let's try this better this this is not running super well i'm using tier one morphology tier one doom man and tier one apex and the recent ozzie bowling phil beck's filthy rehab cannon oven and bath it makes there's some maximum five gift subs mando the bit's chubby okay well hopefully this solution works i'm trying to click on her head there we go these old windows never stay latched all right so she had monkey pox i guess only identifying feature there unless we mark down the gray hair i guess but she's 87 so i'm actually surprised it's not full gray she still has like some salt and pepper in here which is probably worth writing down i would say that's interesting more scratches man she really got the business end of a grizzly bear here it seems slap the [ __ ] out of her little boils okay great climb on in here and put everything into the record system don't forget to take the print out to the front desk so zoe can add it to the packet for the family after that we'll get started okay these are roast spirit cellas and alucard [Music] you'll die here what was that i didn't say anything why why would you say that's so [ __ ] rude yeah i'm fine sorry come over here and use my computer so that way i can whisper scary stuff at you all right i forgot to turn out my lights thanks to the bits ragey oh welcome to the system dorothy legacy tier one theo tier one jack tier one crazy and the resub oni cax and rib and sad boy and faded i heard what you said to me it's time to embalm my favorite part all right i've set everything out so you can just go ahead and get started i'll be monitoring everything's on your list there if you need it yeah what do i need wire jaw shut with needle injector and settings needle all right so here's the needle injector and the settings needle okay pardon me dorothy did i did i correctly dorothy is this working uh oh there we go i see so i have to do this each time looking good you're such a trooper dorothy no anesthetic either just taking it like a champ there we go okay what next insert eye caps to keep the eyes shut okay got em all right dorothy let's close those peepers now what oh dorothy you misbehaving harlot okay it's not letting me close them again oh there we go i see all right nice makes the embalming fluid in the pump glutaralheid methanol humectant and formaldehyde okay oh it's over here i can't hold anything else oh my pockets are full i just dropped it on the ground whatever i can't i can't hold anything else oh boy hmm sometimes we get chemicals that haven't been stored properly and it can make them pop like that just keep doing your thing i'll get it methanol and humectant we'll go get it okay you see you're just lying to me you're not gonna get it then got it good prank this is a tier one ricin and theresa dyna duck maniac and the five goose subs dio dio in the prime sin prize okay so that's mixing only give me one second quick text message make sure you submit my nav okay thanks there's anify scalpel dorothy i'm coming in for a little bit of fun again got it uh and what do i need forceps and clamp tubing of course of course is this the clamp tubing no it's a pvc tubing no it has to be it that's got to be it how much tubing can there possibly be around here okay and now some tubing there we go engage pump and let the body drain all right [Applause] dorothy you're like a sponge look at all that blood goodness me [Applause] yeah she's awfully loud huh sounds like a goddamn lawnmower [Applause] all right she was almost there [Applause] wow that was loud like like actually sticking my head in the engine of a car okay what do we got turn off pump remove tubes and close incision bro what the [ __ ] how is she not shrieking oh she's dead so i mean don't let her fool you i know she looks young and spry but yeah no she's she's kaput fill an uh iv reservoir bag with cavity fluid and the trocar i just saw like a cockroacher maybe like a man on all fours charging through the grass uh oh we've got an unwanted guest is this the cavity fluid no just cavity fluid where's the there's a cavity fluid okay i'll figure that out oh here it is i need something for it there we go looking pretty good this is a lot of cavity fluid how many angles can i possibly hit this thing from there we go here we go oh that's what i just said we're so in sync the immersion it's crazy this is so much material and fluid for one body there's no way they do this for everybody that comes in dorothy must be special like this is so labor intensive and resource intensive there is no way this is standard procedure i forgot to mix i can't hold anything else that's not it i don't can't hold anything how do i mix then yes huh was there just someone behind me or am i going crazy am i in the crack pipe am i done do i only need to mix one thing okay pour into the embalming pump death royce kill ssj in the gifts of brad and there's some soup chick artichoke kaz void robot the five you subs paquito give some joseph apply moisturizer to facial features is that really necessary what a waste of aquifer where's the moisturizer at i'm missing something oh it was the pads oh wow i over moisturized i think tell you what what why don't you go ahead and head out i'll take over from here uh i'm done we just got here don't worry you're doing great i'll get the last of your paperwork sorted today and call you in for your first shift i mean if you say like what do you mean you're going to finish up i i finished like what do you i don't even understand what could possibly be left besides just dragging her to the the storage what are you gonna do like go ahead okay i'll give you a call when we get someone in no i i get it i get it i'm out [Music] it was just really weird is it tier one xavier some stuff fell over austin no i know it wasn't even my fault he sent me right after that i'm just really worried he was supposed to finalize my stuff today and he said he would right the prime sensation and five gifts guilty that's a good thing it just didn't feel like he meant it like he just said it to get me out of the building wait a sec i have another call hello hey rebecca it's raymond oh hi mr delver look if i did anything wrong today just no no uh i wanted to apologize you've done a fantastic job i'm just not feeling too well that's uh actually why i'm calling i know it's late but we just got three new cadavers and no one else can make it in right now i was hoping you could come in and take care of them well yeah are you sure i mean of course excellent you were doing me a huge for my birthday thanks great thank you i'm on my way right now i hope you feel better thanks again i'll see you tomorrow bye holy [ __ ] bro that was him possible he signed me on he needs me to come in tonight congratulations thanks i have to go like right now i'll talk to you later uh where are my keys oh boy dorothy's gonna come crawling in again okay this is where the demo started there's my keys these are you some potato all right oh boy the wind who's that who's that use you foul demon you hello i rebecca mr delver i need help someone's outside the mortuary just try to stay calm i know you're scared i'll unlock the door in a moment what oh sudden but listen to me we have to start right away i'm sorry i didn't know until it made itself known this morning that it was here let alone bound to you uh-oh i had no way of knowing the possession had started what look this isn't funny stop you need to take this seriously you need to act quickly this is insane i'll just leave i'll just [ __ ] leave you can't leave rebecca i i can't allow that for you or for others it's far too dangerous what am i supposed to do then most bodies i work with will say a prayer so we stay calm okay we embalm file the paperwork everything treat it like a normal day staying focused will help i left some things for you on the desk i'll call again when you get to the embalming room no wait what dammit what the [ __ ] this is insane so the solution to beating the demon that's bound to me is to do my job just some hazing for the new girls one thing just just play along and do your job why even tell me that then here i i forgot subtitles i guess but if the if the solution here is just do my job like nothing's wrong you could have just not told me anything and i would have done my job like nothing was wrong so i'm possessed by like the demon of amazon like i i my job's in jeopardy my soul's at risk if i don't do a good job i i don't really he could have just not told me i don't understand what his plan was i [ __ ] quitting tomorrow i mean who does something like this god damn it i'm trying to work can't you say i'm busy hello no it was a phantom phone call oh there's two phones hello all right listen carefully i'm look i'm sorry but this entire thing is extremely unprofessional if this is how you treat new hires i don't think i can work for you this isn't funny rebecca you don't have to believe me but i hope you do before it's too late the only way to save yourself is to banish the demon before you're too far gone to do that you will need to learn the demon's name bind it to its chosen body look i know this is a lot to take in i wish i could do more for you i had years to learn what i know you have hours i've recorded a number of cassettes to instruct you in the hope that having a physical object with a known message will help you stay grounded this guy's really nice you can't trust the phones anything can be manipulated listen to the tapes learn the demon's name burn the correct body the most important thing in the room is in that cabinet open it up thanks raymond i'm sorry this had to happen hey no need to apologize to me i knew what i was signing up for this is insane whatever just be the professional one grab a body and get started a computer program combining all your windings reference point the databases and most importantly all the markings of the known demonic names if you ever forget what to do replay these tapes or look it up in the database the collection of demonic names is the most crucial piece to the puzzle you will need this information my id card is in my personal belongings drawer on the back is the passcode to access it use it okay i see at every moment the demon you is you are unable to resist identifying a demonic entity is a delicate balance the further you are from possession the more time you have the closer you are the more the demon will make itself known why why would he do that information to guess its name and the body it's bound to the only way i've found to tell how far along a possession is on your own is to scribble on a piece of paper don't think about it just scribble look carefully if you notice anything strange it's starting to take hold there's a notepad and a pencil on the desk in the front room checking from time to time can give an idea of how long you might have very useful information mish exercise in the prime grim oh what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] in the 50 gift subs trey god damn man thank you trey the prime smiley thank you for the fat [ __ ] drop i really appreciate it trey thank you man hope you're having a good night i don't have my clipboard you know what screw this i'm calling the police oh boy we got hit by an emp you know what screw this i didn't mean to click that again at least i can keep track of things let's resub flux win the prime sky never really watched many of those somebody and thanks for the bits g-man raymond delver oh wait that's the that's the name of the the guy here who am i grabbing from cold storage retrieve body inspect body is there only one body in here no there's three does it matter which one got to find out [ __ ] on me thanks there you said prince panda and the prime destructives shady fox and tier one great in the resub fast otis and two gifsubs bayside and there you sub [ __ ] flux and win and reset mocha all right let's check you out all right let's take a peek what do we got here huh who's coming in reginald dodson and what's what's the deal with you huh nothing abnormal on the face okay oh man what in tarnation i'm trying to do my my job reginald my man nope nope new job i'm getting out of well here not overreact we i mean we're an employee of this facility and we're gonna do what we're paid for scratches interesting i'm getting back to work scratches again just like dorothy seems they were both attacked by some kind of chupacabra or something he's reporting with all the same symptoms okay [Music] um what what what am i missing did i miss oh i forgot to check the left shoulder god damn it reginald oh there we go you're holding out on me looking like a little beehive back there [Music] welcome to the system reginald we're happy to have you as part of the family he's the five gifts of pawn tier one jar recep lapis otis lorich wackay boy and cookie time to embalm now the fun begins if you're alive you better tell me now where the needle injectors at reginald have you seen my needle injectors oh i'm coming good evening welcome to the mortuary man i left my car door open in the rain my interior is gonna be so [ __ ] where are the needle injectors i actually didn't see them at all he's a prime core the recent mcat taco harmonic and get some jar oh over here i see okay i need that i need that open wide there we go easy thanks for being such a good sport about this reginald i caps are these eye caps they are all right and some embalming fluid i don't need the tissue binder right now nor do i need the bleach i'm missing the methanol and glutamate there's the methanol oh they get 20 gift subs natalia thank you for the generosity thank you natalia last bit of fluid maybe just dump some dish soap in there where [Music] what haven't i used oh right here and then the reagents in the old cabinet what's the old cabinet that's not it there we it must be go to its chosen body and burned the three objects in this cabinet are your tools first the clay tablet in the center is called a mark placing the smaller pieces in the correct configuration will spell the demon's name easy enough second the bottles on the top shelf are a special reagent that will react to the mark add a bottle to the embalming mixture during the process when the mark is placed on the correct body with the reagent inside it will force the demon to become bound to it pay attention to signs that you have chosen correctly they can be obvious or extremely subtle once you are certain the demon is bound to its vessel burn it finally the pieces of paper on the right are called leading strips it must inscribe the sigils of its name you're close when the paper combusts the sigil has been revealed somewhere in that area they can be anywhere so look on walls okay this is inside furniture there's a lot why can't i just challenge the demon to a fist fistfight so check regularly once you uncover the sigils use the night shift database to decide which demon you're dealing with and use that knowledge to create the mark the steps are simple add the reagent to the embalming mixture uncover the sigils move the mark and place it on the body why not just burn everybody anyway do we lose anything by doing that i mean i guess their families might be a little upset like hey why'd you do that but you know i could just explain to them we were hunting a demon they'd probably understand these five gift subs ado and there you sub aaron kate hi in the prime wesh the two give some aaron and the prime nick and resubmantis and k oh because you have to bind the demon first gotcha all right i'm going to say goodnight to tiana real quick i'll go ahead and keep the game what was that excuse me harden what what was that was that like a pizza delivery one second oh the door's open i can finally close my car door can i just leave hey this was fun but i'm out no i guess not hello i heard someone say something oh you must be down here that's not it oh oops now my clipboard is going to get all wet give you some software oh jesus christ holy [ __ ] god damn thank you the hundred gift subs super assassin god damn thank you oh my god thank you the huge drop and these are tier one jay rich thank you for that man all right i'm gonna say goodnight to tiana now i'm gonna keep the game open though so that way you guys can experience some really scary stuff without me because i'm pretty sure it's all procedurally generic or randomly generated so let me know if any crazy stuff happens i'll be right back and thanks again super assassin the tier one or the prime bf did i scare you was that horrifying exit five gift subs arabella and the prime king there's a minutia twin coal and trip three some alcoholic do you guys see any scary stuff in the game while i was away scalpel forceps and tubing scalpel is here force ups this tubing those are eye caps where's the tubing at was it over here i missed it because it's not this that's the true car where the [ __ ] the tubing at all right oh i did need to crouch i see i was too high up there we go engage this is the best part [Applause] looking good you're doing great reginald [Applause] absolutely fantastic work all right yeah i forgot i'm supposed to be using like pencil and paper for something i'll be right back reggie uh i guess not this pencil and paper oh right here okay oh boy oh it's everything okay over here ma'am i'm here to help well then i do say what a wacky night huh reggie how do i use the paper i feel like this would be the perfect oh i see interesting doodle it's the letter c with some stink lines what could it all mean okay i need this i need this uh wait which one was it no this that's not it [Music] okay this is my least favorite part this one's just kind of tedious he's a tier one kang tier one hero the bits jacoby somebody in the recent ivan sinchi and gifts of agitated and chillin the bits west my day's been all right thanks recently there we go like some cleaners the demon hasn't stolen my car he's a tier one chicken tindies in the prime bullock there's the blunt all right there we go all set hey time to put your back in the fridge or i might just burn you i haven't decided yet we'll see awfully jiggly aren't you reginald okay something crazy is about to happen the lights flickered you gonna look at me reggie are those big beautiful blue eyes gonna shoot wide open and stare into my soul guess not it was nice to get to know you man [Music] all in a day's work next victor welcome to the party victor let's go all right what do we got here more scratches uh oh i've been drugged everything just got saturated oh you were hanging out on the light oh there's nothing sacred okay [Music] nothing they all have little toe fungus must have been an outbreak of athlete's foot there we go okay welcome to the system what i missed something oh all right all right hey be back in just a minute prince you hang you hang tight all right all right let's have some fun i'm gonna be out of equipment pretty soon there we go okay very good i caps all right man i'm speedrunning this [ __ ] i'm the best goddamn assistant this place has ever had what just happened is the demon back what is your name measle bub uh here's the last one oh was i supposed to look for symbols oh boy i forgot to do that whoops i for i i got too into my job how do i put that back thank you some candace damp izzy broken brett gatsby and tier one snoop and give some moist and prime inflated and holland paper on the right what why do you just keep saying paper on the right what what are you talking about how does it how does that put it back use paper strips to the right and find the sigil oh that's not what i'm asking i'm asking how to put that back yeah i guess i can use these i already have one of those it's smoldering uh el nin asli silvam and then the quake emblem okay who is calling at a time like this i'm busy hello hello welcome to the mortuary hello why are you still doing this oh that's me i'm going to kill you rebecca oh that's not very nice i'm just i'm just doing my job all right um which one of these was it uh oh it's getting hazy oh god the bad man's nearby oh it's on fire oh it's you to think i trusted you victor i i don't know what i thought what happened with that how how have i not found it oh very hot over here oh my goodness my hands so hot was that too hot oh it had okay so it has to turn to ashes for the symbol to be revealed gotcha and then where does it does it just end up on a wall somewhere where does it end up why do you keep saying is right foot it's not a symbol that's been there the whole time but there's nothing over here this is where it burnt up but there's nothing here oh so just so it's in the room that it turned to ash not ex not necessarily right where it turned to ash okay i thought maybe it might glow i thought it mentioned glowing tubing maybe that's it the old runes oh there it is okay that that mark is not here all right now i'm straight up confused what that it is which one where it's the it's the five going down oh oh that is a five you're right yeah it looks a lot more spread out on the cabinet yeah see how much more space there is here but then again i guess this is just a bigger area to work with yeah i'm on to you bub yeah that's [ __ ] right okay what's next scalpel forceps and tubing uh far be it for me to question the methods here but do i really need to use a separate scalpel and forceps on every body it's not like you know disease or contamination is going to be a worried like they're dead you know like why not save a little time here on the speedrun strats oh i forgot the reagent i can't hold anything else that's a real shame okay i'm missing something get ready for the wildest ride of your life victor this is when the fun really starts victor [Applause] buckle your seat belt big guy you're in for a real experience [Applause] ah boy it's fun every time why is everyone playing this game right now i mean it just came out today that's why maybe the 10 gift subs bun bun and the five goosebumps curt thank you for that and tier one blizzard and theresa bull foxy jastin coolest monsoor and the prime 69er thank you for that i saw you wait i forgot to doodle after i got into it like an actual kissing competition with the demon that would have been a good time to doodle i forgot okay all right can't you see i'm working that's gonna be hard to explain to raymond well i'm probably gonna get fired ruin the whole goddamn facility look at all these cool drawings your four-year-old draw these what's up what are you doing here what who said that to me back to work [ __ ] wait i forgot the doodle is it too late there we go got it oh yeah and the sigil paper i'm on to you oh not here probably not going to catch fire in the rain so you're here then you scumbag you're in the phone aren't you you've infiltrated the telephone beams or perhaps it goes deeper 5g yeah hmm [Music] could be any oh it's right there does it matter what order i put these in probably not right no no he's a tier one spa there's some shampoo idiot and the prime two new and tier one minder and the prime lee robin and the resub spills and give some spills else sp spago maybe tier one sorry [ __ ] your name up there we go uh next is cleaner and moisturizer so let's just go ahead and prep oh wait that was stupid dorothy can you go back into the oh wait time to doodle maybe not dorothy i'm busy i already finished with you earlier go back into your uh containment facility what what do you need did you throw up wasting my time huh dorothy i can't see a [ __ ] thing in here oh my god dorothy you absolute buffoon well that was unnecessary why is she beating my i'm just here to help time to doodle i'll draw my ass getting beat i can't hold anything else yeah i know you can't that's my fault is recent cobbly i can't clean his face while this is cooking all right good as new i tell you my techniques so clean i'll probably bring them back to life let's go victor sigil paper well no i i can't can i isn't it only one sigil per body which whenever you want hey victor you happy with my what were you not happy with my technique man's spirit came back and he's like wow you did a great job here son good looking good all right where's it at probably inside one of these or not oh there it is l was a little dot over it oh doodle [ __ ] i keep forgetting there's a resub haze i had a lot of fun victor i hope you did too enjoy hell sinner [Music] hello ma'am welcome to the mortuary did you close those doors you little prankster just full of jokes aren't you that's okay this is my playhouse and i like to have fun i like jokes he's nearby but where i hear you oh no now he's laughing at me i didn't think that i didn't think that one would count as a doodle but maybe you're right there we go oh that's it okay [Music] all right alma welcome to the system yeah we're we're having a real hoot nanny tonight there's a prime kala neri sub agenda twisty joff dubsy and renee time to begin i'm gonna prep okay what what what's happening i grabbed everything i needed alma [Music] oh there we go also let me go turn this light back on that didn't count must have just been a bug i'm surprised she hasn't or none of the bodies have like bitten down on that as like a jump scare all right time to mix we've gotta cook oh i see you poking your little head in there let me doodle stand right there i'm going to draw you some interesting facial features oh my thank you very much bye bye time to cook raymond you oh you old goofball what are you doing here so late i'm coming hang on raymond i'm coming raymond i'm starting to think raymond was never down here little raymond thinks he found the replacement another sacrifice to save his [ __ ] skin why doesn't raymond just quit look at all my new friends i can open their little mouths oh cool key that was easy raymond oh that way oh yum is that dorothy again no that's not dorothy david whitlow okay well this is highly unnecessary you hired me to do a job i was crushing it and now i'm being buried alive okay time to doodle oh yeah it's starting to resemble a like a shocked face it kind of looks like the lemon guy let me grab from adventure time a little bit maybe that's who's haunting us or like the hash slinging slasher scalpel forceps tubing paper i don't know if it's time for paper since i was outside i imagine it has to be inside i don't think this will be able to catch on fire in the rain i'll do a little exploring though nope nope there it is too late too late for what man i'm just trying to do my job three all right so that's the last sigil i believe uh the order does the order matter is it tier one doomed and the two gift subs ali theresa todd leche and splotch and orange and abby it was the other three was it i don't think it was the other three maybe you're right i'm gonna go double check actually [ __ ] it why even i'm not in a rush uh irregardless of what the the demon says i'm in no rush okay let's see no i definitely got the right one yeah i got the right one [Music] what [Music] don't they do the 10 gift subs dread [ __ ] yeah thanks for the generosity there's a gang and the prime sergeant damn i didn't get a good look at his face so okay i'm surprised i can't pick any of that up rotate the id don't think that's a feature oh it is six three eight six four the old hag well come on in i mean the front door is open i mean you can just like go around front walk in what all right we'll move out of the way and i'll open the window yes meemaw you know i do come on get out of the way so i can open this i don't know how many times i have to [ __ ] say this you senile old [ __ ] i am trying to let you in if you would get away from the windowsill you're blocking it now move so i can let you in i'm trying what oh grandma come in all right see you soon well it's a real shame i already forgot what the code was what was it six three eight four six i think six three [ __ ] what was it oh six three eight six four six three eight six four okay exit 10 gifts kaiser there you sub scuffed calypso on the prime married and three sub rep okay uh this is useless and from whoops useless information uh i just need to know the order um there's a prime john oh doodle too late now i bet i keep forgetting to do the doodles let's go to tools here [Music] so so don't tell me the order said to bring the old bodies out to find changes for the order uh right now i'm looking for the order of the sigils because this sigil order matters part of how do i know the right configuration ah i see so i need to know the name for it so okay so i have the five i have the three i have the l and i have the z so it's bottleneck that was easy so i have bowelmet and this is the order 53lz i actually only got one of these out of order the three and the z need to swap how do i swap that seems to be the only way [Music] let's just double check though while we're here so i have five three l and z which was the only one there this one five three no l no five no three no five no three all right no three no five god damn it i keep doing that no five no five no five no three it's belmont one hundred percent it's belmont this is the only one that has all four of my marks and then let's we can we can check the house too while we're here so i have the house of immolation for balmet my doodle's incomplete but you can see it's starting to look like that but like like a really surprised version like it's pogging out so it's got like a big wide mouth escaping so it's definitely belmont okay so that was pretty easy so what's the next step after marks so i have this mark now i need to bind it to this body or which body actually first things first let's drain let's we haven't even drained yet we've missed out on all the fun why won't you drain there's a tier one tinted in theresa moose soul and spar light can you stop with all the horseplay oh the reagent nope now it's just working [Applause] tell me how much fun that is alma euphoric isn't it [Applause] what am i holding oh my mark okay close that back up time to troll cut up alma did you get into a street fight while i wasn't looking come on which one of you came in here and did this was it you grandma i let you come into my work for one [ __ ] second these are some smelly travis truck potato and the prime pick there we go okay looking good uh this time cleaner and moisturizer and then i need to find the right body to bind this demon to i can't hold anything else god damn it i do that every time it's my favorite joke to play on myself not letting me moisturize her i think the bits deviant in atlanta all right okay um so let's look at the other bodies i think it actually might be hers because of these scratches that just appeared on her but let's double check pulling you guys out of the refrigerators here victor anything change you got uglier oh god i'm just kidding victor no i'm just kidding i'm just i'm just messing with you i'm sorry i'm hey i like to goof around victor you know me you know me i'm just kidding no you're good you're good what about you reginald still normal looking good it's definitely alma okay [Music] so now i need to bind this you peeking in on me again scared it away [ __ ] coward uh how do i bind this maybe like attach it to her foot strap it to her back like how do i bind this oh wait there we go and now i burn you hey alma we had a good run we really did we had fun we had some laughs all in all what more could you want one thing i never understood about horror movies and horror games is it's very clear this demon is like here watching me do this like i'm about to kill it and it's doing nothing to stop me what [Music] that's not it how do i open this oh i see it's stopping me i'm doodling see i was absolutely right it's bellmap this is the house of immolation it's not working demons just going to come and push me in what do i need to open this oh it opens if you push the cart i see oh yeah yeah yeah i see now it'd be a really good time for the demon to try and stop this from happening i'm about to win looking at the winner winner chicken dinner is that your best attempt politely knocking on the door to distract me it worked hey what's up can i help you how do you feel about that oh [ __ ] he put a booby trap inside of her hey balmat bro you watched me do it you you sat there on the sidelines and watched me do that to you good morning it's nice not to be the one down there for a change raymond i suppose a first name basis is in order did i make it is it over for now it's never really over you've come a long way it's a lot to learn i'm so glad i'm here what why i know it's disorienting we could have just chosen a different job and never had to worry about this you should head home and get some rest every night can be different i think i'm fine are you sure you seem out of it oh i've just been waiting for so so long what what are you oh no you chose the wrong body rebecca rebecca's not here you [ __ ] idiot okay hey no need for name-calling and drinking us nuts from so is this the good ending or bad ending you think how the [ __ ] did i get that wrong my doodle matched all of my sigils matched and this bot in the alma body was the only one that had any changes to it with the giant scratches on the tummy what what did i do wrong [Music] huh [Music] video on the pc [Music] you needed to check the pc more often [Music] huh i don't see how that would have helped though i still would have chosen that body because it was the only one that had any like scratches and [ __ ] on it i definitely got the name right so it had to just be the body [Music] the computer says demons can bait you with messing with other bodies oh [Music] xcc burned victor and he got the same ending as well so i guess it was reginald [Music] huh interesting it's random oh that makes a lot more sense then well that's cool uh yeah it's a shame i [ __ ] up [Music] didn't you say it was random though some of the [ __ ] that happens in the game i know is randomly generated i didn't know like the actual like bodies and [ __ ] would be ours was victor how could you tell so when i pulled both bodies out of the storage nothing had changed on them so how do you tell um [Music] oh you gotta check with the mark [Music] okay interesting yeah i didn't know that i thought it was just gonna be whichever body has like changes to it i think it tier one dragon the prime floral and cream and the recep knobby okay so what happens if i hit continue does it just restart a shift these are sub robin and slippy in the prime happy i don't have my clipboard oh i forgot it oh wait no was it here at least i can keep track of things okay this is five you subs dragon and the 5g subs bob thank you for that the prime happy low and the resub soup and bach who do we have twisted herbals what what kind of name is that we have adam arley and twisted well we'll start with you man he's a prime rim no i haven't kept up with it squessy um jesus there we go everywhere but the head there [Music] we're in i'm speed running don't need any of the tapes notes what oh yeah i forgot to pick that up all right i cap and then the fluids this will be nice and efficient i don't even need the lights on to do my job and then i caps can't you see i'm trying to work can you take that can you take that somewhere else please i'm busy please oh my god what do you want from me what do you need what's up okay you happy now okay all right you came in here just to whine and cry and scream great thank you some people man [ __ ] swear i thought i saw a note on the door all right now it's time for the fluids oh right doodling that's that's just gonna be the main thing i keep forgetting every [ __ ] time that was quick oh i found that immediately five i swear if this is balmet again i'm just gonna i'm gonna set it up for balmet that [ __ ] prankster look how fast i am [Applause] [Applause] damn unlucky i thought maybe i could trow car at the same time guess not [Applause] code on the pc to see what you need to watch out for is that something i can look at now but it might be a different curve i also forgot it okay five two four seven three it was a different code [Music] oh god damn it okay so where on here is the what to look out for is another mark it's in the second tab yeah this is what happened here the strange markings were a ruse okay all right this working yeah this thing is huge so uh i guess um this is david hey david raymond this feels insane but i think you were right this has happened a few times now but let me see if i can get in here oh baby oh wow we're really going in deep there it is interesting clicking his heels together eh into tier one casual in tier one kirishi tier one long tier one cows tier one akira and the five gifts tomato tomato and the tier one chocolate in the recep cats dinkle in kenny and the prime ex-huma exumation the bits don it's no longer your birthday no no it's not not anymore there we go hold on i'm mixing okay how can i help you oh what did you even knock on what was the last thing moisturizer right there's a tier one haley in the prime leche alex and theresa bloody and bards the five gift subs dinkle thank you dinkel all right all right twisted herbal that was pretty easy painless oh thank you the 10k bits fencer holy [ __ ] thank you the [ __ ] fat drop thank you fencer you laughing at me that's pretty [ __ ] rude twisted all right arlie your turn i'm just gonna keep the lights off it doesn't even matter i don't feel like going around and fixing everything there's one more there we go there we go [Music] is it your one grandpa the bits done pardon me gotta file some reports all right let's begin uh okay there we go why why you were right but why doodle there why was it supposed to doodle that nothing happened literally nothing happened there we go oh because of the knock oh okay all right okay i'll just check okay oh that was easy this is not balmette okay hold on i'm busy hello welcome to the krusty krab hello why are you still doing that oh this again i'm going to kill you more tomfoolery huh man i have got this down he's recently [Applause] things that [ __ ] mayo and doom [Applause] [Applause] uh oh i'm here grandma oh no did i od oh mom oh dude oh geez [Music] [ __ ] was it whippits i told you to stop hitting the air dusters [ __ ] hate me all you want he's dead because of you oh you should be the one here okay well that's just uncalled for i mean i'm pretty good at my job i don't know i wouldn't necessarily say it's like a waste like i am bomb like a [ __ ] i check out this technique i doodled before going into that it should be fine oh nope you're right that's a double doodler right there there we go yeah i'll bring out a sigil but i don't think it's gonna turn up any results right now oh yeah there's a sigil time z takes the five gift subs andy appreciate it hope you've been well thank you for that all right i couldn't really do much about the bruise there arlee so you'll have to forgive me for that i did pretty well on everything else though check for demons what can i check right now i'm assuming he wouldn't be coming out yet but maybe you're right i'll do it after this once i know the demon's name i think it doesn't matter if i know who it is right now i saw you poke your little stupid head out doesn't count as a doodle though i guess that right there could be a bait from the demon but we'll have to wait and see because this guy's got marks all over them so this could be demon body like the correct one or could be again a bait there we go [Music] okay so that's the last cadaver my last little friend for tonight for this shift see you soon adam i gotta file you welcome to the blockchain yes hello yes hello rebecca hello yes hello this is rebecca speaking why i cannot find her hello oh is it you you speaking to me can you stop it can't you see i'm busy i'm trying to help you [ __ ] ungrateful rebecca okay all right we got ourselves a little parrot over here huh i'll take care of that rebecca rebecca good luck saying that with a sewn mouth there we go that's right this is my what the [ __ ] hello rebecca matt why can't i find you i'm getting a sigil come over here oh you outside you're in my car listening to my boner jams huh rebecca oh this is where you've been hiding yeah yeah hey come on now the double whammy two against one in the bathroom close quarters combat which i'm not prepped for oh man teleported me all the way back he's like focus you need to finish embalming me okay all right looking good pretty clean run i really think it's this guy like this body already just screams to me that it's the main correct one like it's been moving and grooving it's got scratches on it it's been saying rebecca i i think it's adam but we'll see hey i've learned that they're pretty crafty little bastards so it might all just be a ruse uh what was the other thing i needed oh yeah this is the best part adam [Applause] you're gonna love it [Applause] is [Applause] bleach i think it seems pretty obvious that this is the correct body to burn just a hunch hey adam you good oh i do i was up hey this isn't my workplace oh that's just showing me the houses that's i don't know why you're being condescending i'm doing a really good job i thought okay which one am i supposed to go i thought i was supposed to maybe push him there's a wall here oh here we go i can't do anything there unless maybe i pick something up over here maybe no he just runs away okay it's got to be something over there that i missed try to take a loose feet maybe that's the solution the thing the demons need to go back to hell is laughter that's what they come to earth for to have a good laugh now the only thing i can interact with is his face but i can't do anything oh here we go oh that's awfully heavy [Laughter] so she killed her boyfriend or something just living in rebecca it won't be over nice well this was therapeutic it's really helped me tackle my inner demons let's stitch you up [Music] oh thank you for the 25 gift subs jared thank you jared thank you for that man appreciate the generosity there we go this is seven seven with a scribble this one okay now let's come on now i'm busy working christ everyone's trying to interrupt my process okay so we have let me go back and look we have seven scribble oh wait i forgot the doodle not that'll matter five seven z uh that [Music] wrong one this one this one okay five seven script so we know it's not balmet it looks like i'm about to get house of immolation again but not positive none of these are right because this is missing five okay so it's not house of immolation it's this one it's should that shut it chat so five seven z other thing oh i just put that in the wrong order like immediately into the wrong order 57z z other thing double check [Music] five seven z other thing got it okay so we got chatted uh let me finish my process here let's get the you again the old [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] away from me i tried to let you in last time and you didn't come in i just wanted to visit oh that was easy you miss me yes i bought you something i didn't even ask for that i thought maybe you could slit your wrist for me okay well that's just awfully forward just a little cut oh what's wrong rebecca but i mean nothing i'm just happy to see you [Music] oh but you can actually lose oh no you can't outsmarted grandma idiot and that's why you wear knife proof vests okay so we got all of this now we have the mark we have the house we know it's shadat so now it's just a matter of putting the mark on the right body and burning him i think it has to be this body there's been so much activity with this guy and we saw the demon literally rise out of him like it has to be him there's no way it's not and he's smiling right like what's he happy about he's dead if the demon fooled me again then he earned the dubski like for real yeah you see he's getting nervous he's getting nervous are you sure this time i'm pretty sure like there's just no way it's one of the other ones like nothing happened with the other ones like any change at all like arley didn't have any activity twisted herbal despite the name being goofy had no activity man where's the light switch can't you see i'm busy see like how is it not this guy like come on he's pointing i don't think he's pointing to the one that he's possessing that'd be counter productive to his goals i think the tier one barry the five goosebumps jared i just i i really i just don't think this is somehow bait i i just really don't this would be the best bait of all time use the mark on each well the mark's gone now oh unless i have to leave maybe i have to leave to go get it again i can't even go get it again okay now i can i can't use that here damn i have to take them each out i'll i think this is a waste of time but i'll do it just for the sake of like being thorough nothing happening here okay i'm gonna assume arly's good i forgot to grab the mark again please give me a back i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go with my gut i think i'm running out of time like it just it has to be this guy you know what he earned the win if it's not this guy this was such a convincing performance i just got an achievement for speed running that's pretty cool if it wasn't him who was it [Music] i didn't see her move at all and i didn't see arley move at all hmm yeah he's got the same ending so i guess i got it wrong that's crazy is it over so was it twisted herbal because she didn't move or anything what do you mean can i leave i want to go home you can leave oh i know this is different but once an entity finds you all the houses of hell will do anything to get back to you i'm sorry but it doesn't end here from now on there is always a chance this will happen again no matter where you are i don't want this i just want to leave all right i got it yeah we got it right easy there's no going back i've spent years learning everything i can to keep these entities at bay it's the only thing we can do so what you're waging some selfless holy war it's not a war it's survival and i'd hardly call it selfless we're caught at the front line of something larger but i don't do this for some greater good we either face it or fall to it i wish i could claim to profound better suffering hell to save us all but i simply want to live another day just like everyone else when i first experienced this i had to make a choice i could run and spend the rest of my days in fear or i could learn to face it and keep some semblance of a normal life normal right it's not a life i would want for anyone but choosing between a life of fear or control you're the first person i've met to face this hell and survive why did you even let me do it why don't you do it different kind of job like why don't you just do it by yourself work the night shift learn what i know give yourself a chance at a life beyond fear i don't know what you experienced but i know it uses the worst parts of you against yourself the more you experience the more you'll confront the darkest parts of your life but through it you'll become unbreakable i'm offering the tools to take control the choice is yours i hope you come back i so why why are you letting me why did you recruit me to work for you to do this it seems you're perfectly capable of doing it by yourself so why do you just subject other people to die for it for no reason hey we got the good ending on that one though or at least one of the good endings thanks theresa blart in the prime unsalted soft tea there misguided he's lonely i guess you still haven't accessed the basement yeah we still haven't like beaten everything here so we don't know the whole story like we don't know her past or anything [Music] maybe he's just too lazy i guess [Music] let's watch the other endings no i'll finish it not tonight though i gotta get up early so i actually might just call it an early night to be honest we got two endings needs to be some converse it's good though i actually like this one i think this one's interesting i think this is a fun horror game it's not just a walking simulator all right i am going to call it a night though thanks everyone for tuning in to every donated big thank you new subs welcome aboard the sub means a lot so thank you for subbing i hope you have a great rest of your evening and i will see you all tomorrow thank you for the birthday wishes that was very sweet and i will we'll see you tomorrow thanks again i'm gonna toss you to let's see is javelin still grinding [Music] he is he is still grinding i'll toss you to javelin [Music] [Music] you

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