Modern Family : Gloria Kissed a Girl | STS

those cookies smell like heaven your own recipe no i just throw them in the oven and added the secret ingredient of caring sure so you and luke having a good time i don't know he won't come out of his box maybe i'll just stay here and spend some time with my sister oh right i guess technically i would be your stepsister my mother says we are never to use the word step because it means not real and we are a real family so what does it matter claire what you seem sad it's just stuff with alex you know kid stuff ugh kids you don't have to tell me my school's full of them i was thinking after lunch we can go and do a little shopping i'm not getting a dress i don't care i'm not your mother i know you're my grandmother step grandmother anyways today think of me as a girlfriend two girls out for an afternoon of fun what do you usually do with your girlfriends i don't know we go out we talk drink wine can i drink wine no some friend well you can still talk to me about anything yeah i don't always say that but they don't mean it when my mom says i can ask her anything i really can't she just freaks out i won't freak out shoot okay how many men have you slept with eight next alex and i can't just disagree she has to turn everything into a fight hmm a strong independent woman sounds like somebody else i know i was never hostile though this this whole thing with the dress never had this problem with haley maybe alex doesn't want to compete with her big sister maybe she's trying to create her own identity put her in a dress that she disappears for one afternoon i wouldn't give up being myself for even one second oh sometimes it's hard to remember you're only 10 years old and three quarters yeah hello hey it's mitchell do you guys eat olives olives i have a small flower on my ankle and a tiny little butterfly on my thigh how high up pretty high did you do it to look sexy no did you do it for a guy does grandpa like it no no and yes that's gross let's go back to your piercings no no no i've answered enough of your questions now's your turn to answer one what is it why you don't want to wear a dress because i don't want to look like haley and her stupid friends i wear dresses and i don't look like hayley you are hailey just 40 years older ben 20 deal alex why are you fighting me on twitter it doesn't matter if i dress up i'm not pretty like haley and you that's ridiculous you're beautiful i'm not but that's okay i'm the smart one the cute boss boy doesn't know that you're smart what he's been smiling at you every time he comes to the table he does not why do you think we're the only people with bread look one day you're going to want to date a cute guy like that when that day comes you're gonna want to look beautiful and then you'll wear a dress so you ever kissed another girl there's no way to talk to your grandmother was my mom hard on me growing up yeah she was but you know what back then everything was betty for dan and gloria steinem they didn't understand hola we're back hello hey how'd it go it was great did you have fun with luke well i had a great time alex i've been thinking and if you don't want to wear a dress to the wedding it's not the end of the world it's all right i bought one do you see how she has to provoke me i'll talk about it next week

Channel: Shine Through Sensation

Views: 630,870

Keywords: Modern Family, Alex, small, Haley, Comedy, GOT, Game of Thrones, season, Luke, Claire, Phill, Manny, Gloria, Lily, epic, Memory, Cameron, Sitcom, TV show, Restaurant, Khaleesi, Funny, Joke, TV, channel, Sense, Jay, parichett, Joe, friends, College, English, Hilarious, ABC, family, Boyfriend, STS, Marvel, Avengers, rachel, Wonder woman, DC, DCEU, Valentine's, Hitting, Flirting, Spanking, Pregnant, Accident, Hospital, Money Heist, Rick and Morty, Dylan, Lesbian, Do me, Girls, Kiss

Id: S57YSAwYdpo

Length: 4min 18sec (258 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 15 2021