Modern Family : Alex is Lesbian? | STS

haley honey um i need you to do something for me ugh mom my arm hurts why don't you find out what it is before you start making up excuses to get out of it okay what is it i need you to talk to your sister i think that there's something going on with her and a boy so so i am your mother and it is my job to make sure that you girls don't get involved with a predator okay mom stop watching dateline and why can't you just talk to her i have tried to talk to her i she won't talk to me you know that that's because you get so weird every time a boy comes near us i i just don't want you girls to to make the same mistakes that you did no no mom i'm not an idiot i pick up on things and i don't think that you were the good girl you pretend you were wow that is so untrue i was a very good girl your kids so i hear you have a boyfriend no i don't who is he i'm not talking about this oh come on you're finally interesting just tell me he's not my boyfriend it's jeremy reed she's just this boy that i love no we'll have you guys kissed yet no well what are you waiting for no waiting i'm 13. and you've never kissed a boy how old were you like 11 and it was beautiful i was in jackson caner's carpeted garage eleven yeah so you better get on it or else he's gonna think you're a lesbian he's not going to think i'm a lesbian i thought you were you totally have the sandals for it hey what are you doing here hi jeremy i want to ask you something sure wait don't talk yet here's the thing we've been texting for a while and it's been nice but i feel like it's leading to something else and i don't know if you do or not but i guess what i'm trying to say is i'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking for him to like her oh god that's from nottingham superkey what a really underrated movie what's happening i'm not a lesbian i would like for you to kiss me hey honey where'd you go nowhere just for a bike ride oh my god please tell me this text is wrong did you really just go over to that kid's house and try and kiss him in front of a million people alex did you do that you did a text oh yeah everybody knows do you know how embarrassing this is for me this is all your fault you're the one who said i had to kiss him or i was a lesbian hayley did you say that to her oh don't turn this on me look at her shoes ugh i'm never going back to school now no sweetheart yes you are you are going back to school but listen to me just because a boy sends you flirty texts doesn't mean you read her text that's why you made me talk to her you made her talk to me i kind of feel like we're spinning out here a little bit look alex the important thing here is that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys because it is so easy to get a reputation well i'm sorry i'm not a perfect little good girl like you were ugh were you oh were you i highly doubt it hi grandpa how are we doing girls mom ruined my life today i didn't ruin your life i mean i didn't even want to come here well okay snacks and sodas are in the living room but don't fill up we've got intestines coming uh dad if you're looking for your shoes i think i know where they are this happens to be a colombian custom walking in the footsteps of the ancestors honey i know exactly how you're feeling no you don't okay the the joke that grandpa told tonight that that happened that that was true so you were arrested naked i wasn't naked and i was not arrested per se i was driven home one night by the police because my boyfriend and i had gone swimming in somebody's pool and we didn't have bathing suits and blah blah blah the details aren't important what matters is that everybody at school was talking about it and i thought i would die but it passed i swear and now honey i'm i'm glad it happened i've got a funny story to tell at dinner parties so how long did it take before you thought it was funny oh god 10 15 years great what do i do about tomorrow

Channel: Shine Through Sensation

Views: 289,310

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Id: OBo1kCVs60k

Length: 4min 40sec (280 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 12 2021