Broken Gaydar | Modern Family | Comedy Central Africa

what's going on who are we looking at oh it's Alex's new boyfriend Michael what's up with the art quotes she thinks he's gay I think he's gay the same way I think that lamp is hideous okay brought it made it in our class look I like Michael I really do I just I don't want her to get her heart broken when it comes to boys her self-esteem is low enough as it is I don't know Alex seems pretty darn tough oh she's just sarcastic on the Outside Inside she's just a fragile little girl this by all means look right at me when you say that if she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it ah you're a good mother I don't know Claire you could be wrong boys aren't as concerned about traditional masculinity anymore you know they're not butching it up they're not pushing down their feelings yeah they care about their clothes they they groom everybody's hairless yeah you can't tell anything anymore hey hey Uncle Mitch Uncle cam this is Michael hi hello hi okay come on yep he's gay we staying corrected yeah [Music] okay I just saw Alex and Michael sitting in a tree don't make me spell this out for you oh what can you do I can't do anything but you two could talk to her and tell her what Michael's playing for the pink team okay we get to say that you don't really I know because you have credibility and I have the opposite of credibility I have I am her mother okay we're not doing this now hold on just a minute you know when I was young and straight I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star I'm not proud of it you're kind of proud of it you're working to a lot of conversations he brought it up yesterday okay how am I supposed to walk into a dry cleaner and not mention my girlfriend Wendy Joe martinizer can we get back to my problem you don't have a problem okay they're kids they're gonna work it out you know Alex you and Michael remind me so much of me and my first girlfriend Annabelle Pickett huh we had a girlfriend yeah cutest girl in Sunday school too so one year I asked her to go to the church bizarre lip sync contest with me and we did our version of Endless Love which was ironic because two weeks later I fell head over heels for a young Square jawed rodeo ticket taker named Woody Ray of course she was devastated just destroyed her and then she spray painted something unrepeatable on my daddy's barn and never spoke to me again wow and all because she wanted you to be something you just want yeah stop I get it I know what you think about Michael mom you didn't have to bring in your big gay guns to back you up honey I am worried about you I don't want you to get hurt I told them that this was a bad idea all right you know maybe Michael's gay maybe he's not he is your mother just wants you to have all the information so that you can go slow Uncle Mitchell he's straight weakest honey I I Kissed A lot of girls when I wanted to be straight and your uncle cam kissed some too he says but that's neither here nor there what's important is that you make your own where are you going it's not the olden days anymore you guys I can just ask it [Music]

Channel: Comedy Central Africa

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Id: pP2iPt3oUIc

Length: 3min 0sec (180 seconds)

Published: Mon May 08 2023