MISTAKES WERE MADE... | Evil Dead

what does this game look like [ __ ] in my obs let's raise your graphics back up after all the [ __ ] no the [ __ ] my game crashed like six times in a row in the tutorial oh fun i'm here so many issues yeah that's why i called myself that because i had so many issues buying a game on epic it's just a [ __ ] nightmare every time all right that needs to be working hello great excellent everything's great good good good i love it good great you okay man for you great excellent oh i'm happy for you yeah i'm excited look just cause i was a little late to the recording doesn't mean that you guys have to have an attitude about everything it's not from you returning it was the gradual falling apart during the attempts at the tutorial that killed them yeah we made several inside jokes as well you'll hear them you're not inside of them everybody good let's replace some uh friday the evil dead yeah what's interesting and i did the tutorial i still don't know exactly what we're supposed to do all right so we load in and in the top right corner it gives us a clue as to where a map fragment is we need to go to that area collect the map fragment we do that three times then once we have the full map it will tell us where the book and the dagger are we have to go get those go find the cultist dudes hold ctrl walk in a circle as they die and then we're done you mean the necronomicon yeah the west side comic book let's get it comic-con is that one of those inside jokes that was a good one shawn is suspiciously dead silent that's probably good yeah well i pressed find match i'm sure that can only end well the game has been cancelled by a player from youtube oh wait no we're missing someone yeah oh wow i'm sure he just needs a few minutes maybe for a phone call i mean he just made a funny intro and started laughing and knocked a water bottle over and just had a mark moment where he was just like oh no god man you're a really tiny backup keyboard you're burning me too good man stop burning me so hard where's my burn song burn song look see and play the burn song i'm i'm here hey we theorized what happened to you we have a lot of good theories okay hit me with him bob what was yours uh you did what mark likes to do and and you were so funny you made yourself laugh you knocked a drink over on your desk and like water damaged your computer or your goxillar or something no i'm not funny enough i'm not funny enough for that our other theory was that your shipment of graphics card came in your your sweet 40 20 ti's and you just started slamming them into your computer and had to overclock them right then and there no they come in next week oh okay i theorized that you fixed your game crashing but by that you caused your life to crash kind of that's kind of the closest one we have a winner oh that's the reason i'm the smartest of the three people at all yeah well look internet here [ __ ] sucks so to get fast internet you need to get a business line dedicated to your house which has to have like a dish on your like chimney that points at another building so it's really quick there's no lag whatever but if the weather gets bad you lose line of sight and then everything goes wrong and there's like a [ __ ] weather weren't you saying earlier there's thunder yeah there's like a monsoon happening right now oh good i went out and my cat's like running everywhere because the rain is so heavy [Laughter] we have other internet that's like fiber in the ground but it's not as fast but it works for this well i'm going to invite you and ironically your name is so many issues and it's weird because you've had zero during this attempt today for a reason don't you love how i was like hey guys we're gonna play a game yeah all right let's try and play a video game right evil dead the game versus ai take one first attempt at this don't patronize me guys it's been on set for a few days he just goes so i have i'm a method actor take wow what the hell does that mean it means he's an [ __ ] [Laughter] do you want to be the annie nobi squad can we do this the annie squad i kind of like the annie nobis somebody's not in sync wait didn't think oh wait a way method out from the other annies okay we all pick a different character and then go back to annie okay i see what you mean one two three yeah that'll make it like believable oh it's nice oh it's oh it's nice like a dance troupe now it's like synchronized swimming that's fun all right i'm ready is this the point of this game yeah this is it how do you ready wait what are you a wizard you click on your uh your your didn't you do the tutorial uh yeah it didn't involve readying up yes it did yeah i'm flattered oh no stop the recording this let's play is over who got the nobi who who ended up being nobi i think it's bob no i got the i got the first guy oh god oh my god did you guys see the same thing i saw [Laughter] okay how do i play this game where do i go by the way there's a whole mini map there's a mini oh there's a may or may not be covered by our faces depending on where you want to squeeze you in uh lixie and make sure it's as covered as possible what is this oh i hear a demon guys i have like an altar next to me but it's not magic or anything it's just rocks all right cool uh top right it shows us where the first map pieces that we need to collect and if you notice the bottom middle it shows the current level of the demons we're facing the current level yeah they level up so they get tougher okay it's north of here got it guys i'm getting when i hear one oh my god oh you're a caller hello whoa hey that's me hey you weren't you're mumble mummy i have so much fear that i'm screaming right now my character is screaming why why are you afraid probably because you're crashing into everything no the mark is behind us we lost it left it the big circle oh sweet lord got him next to like a flaming barrel or something like that here we go fire there it is there it is get it get out let me know every ah steven's leveled up to two guys just wanna let you know oh hell yeah oh he's right here wait and i gotta i gotta move the car out of the way all right so whenever you're near a building where the map piece is you'll see like a red exclamation point show up god is this slamming in the okay he got him yeah it's fine my fear is really not going away you good it's not you guys i thought if you wear this red vest oh you you back you good yeah i'm fine why are these guys fighting oh you're oh that's you what is the car what is happening you're all right man [ __ ] is teleporting everywhere what is going on it's fine got him it's not the same people but it made you and me the same dude we're different versions from different movies i hate that it's fine i'm closer to the original you're old and busted i feel like a fake arm going on i keep hearing like lots of rumbling and [ __ ] and lots of growling but there's a crossbow in here is one of you guys like a crossbow dude uh no there's a chainsaw in here maybe you can use chainsaws chains love you ash people maybe what can i and can't use whoa whoa you okay you guys sorry there's a lot of dudes in here well kill them saw gun i picked up a saw gun i don't know what that means i don't either well i'm about to find out that there's a hatchet over here oh hey looks pretty good you want to follow me there's a chest out here you get some pink drink to upgrade your stuff i gotta just run past one [Music] i don't know what's happening there's so many marks what there's so many me's whoa there's demons coming out of portal holes guys i found piece of map nice word bob nice bob nice works the best of us the best of us well i am i don't know who's who i don't either oh there's a guy one is there's a guy next to me is yes yeah i'm here with ash holding pistol oh i'm ash holding pistol that's nice over here holding it down oh that don't sound good oh yeah oh yeah okay so bob is ash with actually saved your life thank you get down ma'am there's a lot of like gurgley horribly ash with shotgun uh that would be me all right enough a shotgun whoa whoa whoa whoa somewhere in here they look way too like us yeah there's two of the same guy out here i could mistake any one of these for you guys i wish i could tell which ones was you and which ones was a things i'm supposed to kill behind you no it was just garbage flying in the never mind wait okay we need to go to the gas and go does our car still functioning oh there's another car whoa hey bud we should go to it watch out i marked our new objective cool watch out you guys are doing great i'm really proud of you we're i'm trying to make my way friends are we coming or no all right right where'd that car go oh no this one's gonna work oh you okay i'm bleeding out but are you okay i don't know if i can do anything about the fact that you're bleeding out but i'm coming over here i can't see anything demons i'm reviving you like everyone's lagging thank you i did i did not revive you i did i didn't it's really i'm looking like crazy everything's frozen i can't revive you you're dead now you dropped all your stuff popped up and said you saved him rescue their soul grab their grab his soul i grew up just special ammo where's his soul put his soul in the trunk i got the car outside i i got disconnected oh my god all right so should we uh should we back out yeah well you should probably back out it was not my day no you had no issues oh my god wade just bragged although against the car oh no marcus got out of the car and died guys well so each character has a q ability so like on annie it's the when activated the skill increases range damage from annie and any teammates who are near her so it's important to know what the what what what happened i didn't press ready up so i don't i disconnected it oh no i want to [ __ ] die i know we disabled cross play but i didn't think we disabled play with your friends who live across the [Laughter] thank you pond you thank you thank you thank you [Laughter] funny story that was mark's actual live reaction watching doctor strange too you're just sitting next to me with this mode i gave gordon oh so funny [Laughter] all right we're gonna search for a match and let me tell you there's gonna be no issues uh-huh okay bobby all right oh we're just gonna get through it really quick all right who will we be in all right i'm not i forgot don't forget to mute me oh jesus ah christ nobsters i'm ash man look at the dual lashes wait i had everything do i have to mute and unmute again yeah you gotta remute or you can go in your settings and mute your own microphone but that would take selflessness oh we're the same character right now bob that might be the problem oh son of a okay i said out loud i want to be support ash well i didn't hear that at all but here i'll switch off no no no no no you got a titty yeah i'm titty ash well i'm not going to be the other ash now i'm going to be i'm support oh no one gets ash okay no i'm ash i'll be nobi the noobster this game is [ __ ] lit dude so wait till you get to play oh god why does that happen i'm reliving it it's showing you which of like the three demon factions you're up against oh i don't want there's a lumberjack axe over here that i apparently cannot collect whoa it's it's a epic letter oh wait i can collect it there's not a lumberjack axe over here anymore never mind you guys are close to that map or any of you pushing into that little town is that who what where we need to go i marked out the minifigures hot i need to go dude i'm just happy to be playing the game dude i found the altar to resurrect people when they die i'm going i'm going towards your mark wade nice work good work bob good work you find the right exclamation point in the map again you're our mvp you're coming down the hill i'm going baby support ash coming in the red is on his way i am on the way as well yes are you sure yeah i made it to a barn i see some hay or something long gun ammo special hurry for a long time oh special weapon ammo lumberjack is this bob whoa whoa whoa wait oh oh oh look at my hair so shiny dude you look like my protector tell you what i did not mean to point my shotgun at you accident what are you trying to say i just i'm really turned on by how safe i feel right now so somewhere in here like i'm seeing someone like predator they're like cloaked what oh do you see this uh where are we looking like right next to the lantern there's like liquidy air like predators oh yeah what is that i don't know i i'm in it it seems fine yeah probably fine who would be worried about something like that liquid air where are we going dude either i'm going to red exclamation point dude there's a shroom farm in here oh god that's fine is that a sword do you have a sword i do yeah where'd you get a sword oh there's a chainsaw oh flavor that piece has found the first oh there's a crate here get your pink i'm opening a crate right now right next to you my bro who found the map piece i did well done a blender boost you should address me as henry all right henry that feels weird but don't do it thanks nobes hidden acres is marked i think i just healed you by attacking that with my heavy attack guys we need to head to hidden acres nope it's only 200 yards away we can make that bomb on the double i'm with you my protector man oh hold on give you a million dollars if you can remember my name magic little henry [ __ ] henry the horn meister that's what they call you henry's the horn meister i've heard rumors of henry's horn and all night he's the mystery oh horny he could cleave a country in two lives it's five times the size of a normal [ __ ] dicks no no did you do no i saw you drop dead in front of me that was very dramatic it was mid-bit [Music] oh thank you are you guys at the i'm alone now are you guys at the place or what we are right there you're basically there yet all right well our poor friend sean seems to be of departed i was too good for this land truly true join like mid gamers hey what's up guys hello how are you doing i clicked invite see if that does anything hey guys i found a piece of map oh there you go smash no longer exists oh god nice game thanks it exists well i guess that's all that one whoa what do we do now well die obviously can we shoot each other apparently hey get out of the way i'm trying to shoot wade ow get him ow i've always hated you annie i've always hated me too ow so slowly oh no mark your health bar is brown is that bad or not no no no that brown's the good color i was incantacifated by dead don't worry guys oh dear we died in a pile you really had so many issues today no you didn't i wasn't there oh god oh i really needed the jumping animation for that oh i got nervous who really wants you to see that they say shawn 17th time's the charm i think for sure it's this [ __ ] ain't working for me bro make a different game you picked this i didn't i hate it so are we switching to devour or something huh what we'll do is we'll to get the full content out of it lixian pull up trailer footage and like test gameplay footage and then we're all just gonna act like we're playing it right no one will know the difference yeah yeah okay yeah okay all right um go go here i go i'm gonna get this matte piece of acme anchor look at what is that you is that lightning oh okay [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 22min 13sec (1333 seconds)

Published: Thu May 26 2022