Minecraft With Way Too Many Mods (Part 1)

wow that's a lot of new recipes Jesus Christ welcome guys to the first episode of modded minecraft what is that excuse me excuse me what are you no no that's not allowed so I had this guy make me a mod pack I have no idea what is in it I guess I'll just find out immediately things look a little bit off I don't know what any of that stuff and like the corner is you listen to the noise this makes when I step in it alright well it's given us a pretty terrible spawn even by normal minecraft standards so I think our first step is to just get right into a boat but first let's murder some small defenseless animals one of my favorite pastimes yay I'm guessing that most stuff is normal like I can still just punch down a tree and build stuff oh boy guys we've got a crafting table do I hear birds chirping okay we got a boat good because that was like the most garbage spawn point ever I'm never going back unless I die before I get a bed then I am going back um excuse me no no no what is happening what what what oh no it's these people they're gonna eat me aren't they stop no I don't want to get eaten by you stop No 1 minute in and I'm already beating up a mermaid can you not can you not please please please no stop and I'm dead and we're back on the island and I lost all of my food it's ok though guys I have a crafting table alright note to self the singing sea mermaids you alive alright let's go this way and hopefully not run into any weird mermaid people those are some big-boy trees right there dude I got to the island without dieing I'm so good at minecraft ok this island is just as garbage just the last one I guess we might as well get some basic tools wooden pickaxe I'm a rich man this is weird dude I'm eating a tomato and minecraft I don't have slowness why is that thing Orange I'm so confused it says everything on me is infected what does that mean wait did I get sick what does that mean that the redwood is infected I am so confused is that what water looks like that I don't think that's what water looks like being outside when nighttime comes is a bad idea a normal minecraft I'm gay think it's a terrible idea and modded minecraft oh god it's nighttime what monstrosity Tsar gonna attack me now I just want to get to the top oh wow that's a lot of zombies um okay I'm gonna go up here nope goodbye whoo okay what is this excuse me what there's slime on the ground uh okay slime ball oh these are all slime blocks also I'm pretty sure I'm freezing to death wait wait a minute you can eat the slime ball well of course I'm gonna eat the slime ball I jump really high now that's amazing all right I don't want to freeze to death can I make it into the water from here oh my god I just killed myself didn't I all right well we're back to square one protip guys if you're bad at Minecraft like I am just put all of your stuff in a chest and kill yourself you'll respawn with full health and now I'll just sit here and wait to drown to death this is what this has come to killing myself so I can respawn with more food after minutes of hard thinking I've come to the conclusion that I don't like this world and I want to restart so we're just gonna delete it alright cool maybe this time our spawn won't be terrible and we won't get eaten by a mermaid five seconds into the video okay don't give me a garbage awful terrible spawn please okay well technically they didn't give me an awful spawn they also didn't give me a spawn alright be right back guys I'm gonna go get a college degree maybe by the time I'm back it'll be loaded yes I'm in alright that world was cursed we're gonna start a new one well would you look at that we're playing minecraft and we didn't spawn in a nasty gross old swamp this time I would call that progress that a beehive I hear there's a beehive if I break the Beehive while angry bees try and eat me no I'm disappointed wait I got a queen bee it's just in my inventory I'm just holding the bee is it alive can I place it like why do I have a queen I don't want a queen bee okay I'm very confused I see cows already I see them you why's that one all weird and pale all right I'm gonna get stone tools real quick you look at the weird gross cows what are you that cow looks so stupid dude insert funny pickaxe joke here Oh wooden pickaxe that's the best pickaxe in the game please laugh yay I have nine stone I can retire now okay I did stone tools I'm cool now why are there bats out during the day no you die okay I need some water I'm guessing I just kind of like go up and eat it oh yeah Buffy you go eat the water God dude I'm so stupid okay drink the water how do I do it I have to how what I want to drink the water oh I did it wait a minute dude I leave footprints behind me that's awesome I'm not even kidding that's really cool wait a minute I walk slower on sand okay that's a little bit too realistic for my liking bro what's a dill bunch and how did it get in my inventory no I don't want you I don't want the queen bee either get that away from me dill seeds what why do I have those dude I feel like a peasant running around foraging for berries my god the cows look so weird and stupid I mean cows are already weird and stupid and I hate them but like these ones are extra stupid and weird you already know what's happening no you're getting in there don't run away why why no just of all the directions you can go you choose that one I mean granted I am trying to enslave you and eat your children but still why don't you want to get in the pit man come on trust me I'll feed you a bunch I mean I will but once again only so I can eat your children and you eventually know what dude if I try and push you away from the pit will you go to the pit no just wherever I want you to go you go the opposite direction is that how this works yes we're so close don't you dare walk away at the last second thank you alright that's one pit cow we need a second for something to slurp up some water whew alright buddy look he's Oh what what what why my I'm fired no what what happened help no God I'm dead nausea can I get in the water will that help dude what why no every time I get out of the water I get set on fire is it over can I leave yet no I can't what is happening why well has this happening to me okay I don't really know what to do about this gonna be honest what why I get up no why am I just burning oh and I have nausea do I just need to sit here for a while what are you looking at huh you think that's funny who's the one who's gonna be enslaved for the rest of their life yeah that's what I thought guess I'll just have to mine this from the lake all right am i good yet no I'm not good please yes wait I'm good I'm free wait what do you mean what do you mean why was I good under the tree but not oh it's the Sun that's burning me so if I step out yeah okay I have to be under something why though am i a vampire do we have a vampire mod I don't know cuz I didn't actually make the mod pack I made someone else to do it for me why is this a thing I just want to play the game dude but instead I'm like sitting you're cowering under a tree and every time I leave I just get set on fire this is terrible also my trees decaying so I have to go back in my pond in a second all right I'll just sit here for like 20 minutes and see if it goes away this is sad I wanted to play like modded minecraft and have fun but instead I'm just stuck in a pond because I just get set on fire when I leave it I guess I can just go into the forest Oh actually the sun's setting I'll be fine actually now that I think about it the Sun setting and all the monsters coming out is not good since they're modded monsters and if during the day in the ocean I got killed by that weird mermaid fish thing I cannot imagine what will come out on land at night son can you please go when is this gonna go away and I just never gonna leave from under the shade oh cool everything I own is infected now that's great I'm eating this infected berry I don't care that it's infected I can go outside now this is amazing okay pit cow pit this is top priority get over here we need only two of you yes look at him he's going towards the oh never mind I thought he was gonna comply but no all right just don't move for like eight more seconds and you'll be fine yes yes No why do you choose to move right then when you're so close I can you know I thank you oh of course I can't push him up the slant because this game hates me can you just go that way please look dude all the monsters are about to come out I just want to cows in the pit it's not too much to ask for okay just go that way please I don't care dude I'll punch you into the pit you think I have morals I don't have morals I mean if you died that would suck because then you wouldn't be able to go in the pit oh cool and I have a mod on where if I punch they all run away cuz they're scared of me this is not going great all right pigs you can all die I don't even care can I like chase you into the pit cow pit no you just you just want to go that way really badly what are you doing stupid gross white pale cow you know I'm actually okay with him just staying in there that's where he belongs I'm not even gonna feed him he's just gonna stay there forever I'll mark it with derp so I can come back and torture him I need what uh look there's cows and they're already like we wrap it could be literally I don't even have to move them they just I did it we have Pitt cows alright never mind I'm building my house here oh no I'm thirsty again dude this is gonna get annoying having to go and drink water all the time no why why is that creeper so fast what what are you talking about no creepers don't run at the speed of sound all right I have blindness nausea slowness things are not going great and I don't know look at all those effects oh god I'm scared I want to go home why are the chickens coming Toro I'm holding seeds okay no I just want to survive do you see that creeper why is he going so fast no no stop stop I just want to live why why the creeper is moving at the speed of light I'm running away I just want to live a free happy life what is that dude no is it gonna attack me oh god I'm scared are you a super fast Cooper no look this is a normal creeper why can't they all be like that okay I lost where I came from because I was too busy running away from the speed demon creepers I just want to go home oh look I've blindness again for some reason okay zucchini yes I need food what else sweet potato sure I'll take it I don't care blackberry yes none of these are healing any hunger lies everything I own infected that's a lot of zombies that is also a lot of zombies we need to get rid of some garbage oh god I'm on fire okay get back under the tree is that a permanent thing why oh my god do to look at how many effects I have Jesus why is my health orange I just have no idea what I am doing send help time to eat an infected potato whatever that means okay I'm gonna run in grab all my food and then go under a tree so I don't die and I stopped burning to death all right time to eat my infected strawberries in peace except they don't actually heal any of my hunger for some reason I'm still not gaining any hunger all right mainly because of the fact that if I go out from under a tree I burn to death I think I'm gonna go mining I swear there's more effects there than there were last time all right man I don't even care I'm going mining wait why why is my guy blue why help I'm so confused oh god no it's a SuperSpeed creeper run away run away no there's no escape oh okay that was a lame explosion never mind yeah why am i on fire I think that would be a good name for this modpack just why am I on fire that kind of sums up my entire experience so far do why does it take so long to mine this crafting table is that with every block yeah it takes like forever to mine everything else because I have mining fatigue too among like 50 other potion effects Oh what why what do you mean what killed me I'm so confused no where where did I even go underground guys help no okay SuperSpeed creeper I don't even care just kill me yay I genuinely have no idea where I came from if I don't find my mind where all my stuff is then I'm gonna be very sad oh yes I found it wait did I is this it never mind this is not it yeah this is not going great I feel like it was near this pond alright there's some dirt here maybe no that's where my pit cows are why is everything so difficult okay I found my mind and I found all my stuff but I really do not have it in me oh god no stuff don't kill me why is there another zombie that way wait that okay now I have to find my mind again and it's nighttime so the weird mobs are gonna be trying to kill me the whole way no speed creeper okay that's fine and I have blindness for some reason so I literally could not find my mom if I wanted to all right you know what I'm just gonna let you guys kill me I don't even care yeah go ahead oh no I'm gonna die and lose all the stuff that I had oh boy superfast creepers whoo and I died and we're back to square one and by now all my loot has probably despawned your what's up with that pig though oh yes that's where it is I think yes I found my mind all right this time I'm gonna be a smart boy and make a pillar so that I can find my mind again all right I just want to snag my stuff without the zombie guy killing me it's my stuff still here please tell me my stuff is still here no it okay my stuff despawned yep just kill me I'm done okay I can't endure this torture any longer I'm just gonna get off and try again tomorrow why are you attacking me I didn't even look at you dude nope I'm done bye you

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Id: dpo2sngMDQ4

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 11 2019