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I've already played a few matches of this game (as you can see from the footage) and I can't wait to go back for more. So make sure you guys check out Vain Glory for your IOS and Android smart devices. Back to Minecraft! [hmMm] Zombie: Jesse? Jesse: How's it goin', Larry? Been a while. Z: You still owe me money. J: Yeah, yeah,yeah, I'm fully aware, but the thing is larry I'm an adventurer, right? And I'm not gonna lie. I am proper OP now, so in a nutshell You should be paying us the protection. Z: Ohh J: Yeah, the goons behind me. Petra: Haiiii Olivia: Hello Z: So you protection? GET EM, BOYSSS (Killing time) O: We're so cool down now! Axel: Now, I have FOUR character traits! Skeleton: URRRGHEEEH J: I've always wanted to do this. Oh, shit. Ehhrg OHMYGOD DIEEEE A: So what do we do now, oh lovely one? J: Well, you can never call me that again. And let's go in there and get some treasure, obviously! All:TREASUREEEEE Jesus Christ, how old are you guys, seven? All right, we got a... What is this? O: Shiny flint and steel? J: Oh I thought they were a pair of hair clippers, or something. P: Let me try! J: Whoa whoa whoa, hold still hold sti-I got you, I got you, hold still, Oh yeah, there we go. A: Oh, no. We're surrounded by useless enemies!! J: Come on guys, we're so OP. We could close our eyes and flail and we'd still be ok. A: I say we grab them by the pussy! O: I say we use the redstone- hibaba jabba thing. P: I thing we mean da warrior whip thing. J: How about we use the STAB EVERYTHING IN THE FACE. All: Ya ok that works A: OH NO the thingy is closing! J: Axel, keep climbing! A: Ok master!! Are you gonna try a block it with your sword? J: No, why would I do that? A: Well, J: Ok, let's try these hair clippers out. P: This is so exciting- I'll push you out Petra! (eats her head) Aiden: Well, well, where'd you get the new toy? O: In my mother's closet, thank you very much. Hey, look its the order of the losers.See you say loser, but what you should be saying is abosolute lad. Who are you guys again? Oh, you're too cool for me now huh? J: Ballsically, yes. Well, you're not!! I'm getting the impression i am though. We're all jealous of you. Yeah you made me cry in episode 1.(boo hoo) We hate Lucas now too. J: Understandable. And now our group's called the Blaze Rods! J: Is that the name of your penis after twenty winks? Aiden: Actually it takes 30 before it starts to hurt and I have to stop. What a life. A: basically i'm really jealous of you now, and i'm going to go home and cry. (sobbing in the distance) Maybe Aiden's right we are douches.J: who's Aiden? P: the blaze rod dude. - Oh, yeah, clearly left an impression on me. Also why are you wearing a fish bowl on your head?? A: I like to pretend i'm a goldfish. Even if we're are douches, everyone here like worships us. OMG, they're back! Okay i'm think i bang you first, you later Maybe? And I might stop for lunch - might do you after. A: Does anybody want to do me? - I will! A: Guess it's better than nothing. (Screaming) HEy squidy, what are you doing? I: er, hey Jesse i,(flabergsted) This thing is a FIRE HAZARD! NO its not she's lying! Um, no one liked her anyway. Look, just take down you moron(squid),you just killed two people. Three now. I: I hate you! You're not even my real dad! J: I'm not even slightly a father to you. We've got the treasure by the way. I: Treasure? Oh, i love you dad! J; stop! I: meet me in the treasure room.(squid laughs) - Oka], bye. O: three episodesss. Okay. Bye Bye, okay. Bye. O: Nobody likes us. A: I know. J: JUST WALK AROUND IT! Lucas: oh hey guys you guys got some cool stuff in here. Hey look it's the axe You used on my face. Yeah nice goggles by the way. Where you going, Kamekona's naruto? L: You framed Rueben? - No, dont Trigger me!! It's Just not the same. Oh, hey guys. (gasp) I: The Shiny flint and steel! (allergh) P: That's hot. J: So what is this thing? I: Basically with this we can open up a portal and try to find the Eversource. the whaty what now? I: it's a special type of sauce that I want to use on my new Krabby patty so let's go Well, I've got a comic-con to go to> P:No, you're coming with us, [too] We need at least one a blind person in our [squad) fair enough. Jesse,are you coming? yea, yes.P: Jesse! WHat?(judgement comes in) Here's the portal guys. Now (PIsstra) stay back this time. Sure Jesse (fire petra) Thanks for the hair Clippers. Now I won't have to go over budget for Valentine's day. Mate, what is your problem? It's not fair, you're getting all this puss and I have to make do with (squid) Hey, I take offense to that. blaze Rods.Huh, blaze rods. kill these guys follow really whoa x3 we're just kids man. Blaze goon: rhino rush attack See you losers the only loser around it [o-damit] is only through the portal them is my retort We got to go after them. I:If they get their hands on the [eversource] then they can potentially open up a new fast food restaurant more successful than mine Well, then let's go break his legs for the krusty krab How in the balls are we gonna get across there? come on surely you know by now the building plot device? Forget it. Just follow me Ivor are you srsy? that is some hot steamy cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that is so grow a penis What are you homeafobic or something? building penises is against the law! there's a lot you care about penises. Yeah, it's forbidden What about fadges? oh, there fine.. this town is so cool! girls be cool giving Aidan the biggest nipple Cripple of his life so hard I'll rip them off crap rip dip dipping some sauce a nice tasty meal. Why are you talking about? I have no idea don't worry everyone You'll get your chance to build a penis soon get the wait in line to build a penis one of the same no penises no Schlong so phalluses and chubby [saudis] those sausages though. Willy's no winky so dongs [they] chose their hot dogs They willing so ppso boaters those sipping Sodexo prick though BBC, gotcha any of the following will be prosecuted by death well rest in peace ivor xD. You're enjoying that sign, huh? Yeah, what's the deal with this honestly? It's the founders rules She's like a weird female Minecraft hitler sounds like quite the catch and she hates penises phalluses, okay? I got that but damn a penis-less world. Don't like a tough way to live man. This town is disturbing yes. Yes dick Yeah, yeah, yes bye hello, ha ha I wasn't gathering materials to build decks now I'm looking for a guy you just lose her a lot. Oh yes. I know the one. I'm milo by the way Why are you telling me this because I will be important later. Are you better be? I'm not Gonna Lie would Smash ha yeah I think we just found aiden, but good on him though again from person a huge Crime has been committed So it's built the penis and as you know. I'm [not] a fan of the [P9] [waits] without you. It was actually me Hey We didn't know what illegal doesn't matter what you did was like going through a nursery kicking a bunch of babies and shooting up heroin In front of them [no], it's not I built the penis it was me [well] screw you guys Oh you came [to] yeah, I'm here. Yes. Follow me to my secret hideout wow [there's] penises everywhere Our love for penis will not be a prat. Yo Who's this guy? Who am I who are you why was it talking like a harry potter character look he's cool, okay? And he's pretty badass. He's wanted by the entire city, but what the fuck my loved ones are in here to [befoul] I'm on her side I just put it dumb of you this guy is the boy sure she got what it takes to be in here Tada oh I will help you get into the palace and help you steal the eversource for my people okay? I guess yes, you're one of us now Jesse [haha], what [is] my life right [now]? whoa What are the odds am I right lads [or] am I right lad all right? What are the chances? I mean It's almost like you appeared for the convenience of the plot the found a secret entrance is supposed to be another all aside [wait] is this apply? I can't oh Jesus look at all these impressive chests, not you petra. Yes, so bad What does this one say Xbox, but it's an egg when in doubt throw an eGg at the wall, huh? Go sleep. There was the free eggs bugs. There's eggs in all of these, I don't want eggs. I want secret sauce okay No way, so the source wasn't chicken which creates all the materials I was just amazed with the fact that he's got a crown on his head the chest hair says band. Hey Why do you hate them so much why could anybody build them I had a really bad breakup? Turn to me. I know I hate the pain. I hey loser story, Jesse I got this Yeah, great job this loser chicken is mine now. See you later boob lady and Jesse Absolute good Wow, oh my God. There's a whole world down here that we didn't even know about apparently so what's your name Lucas You know what lucas you're kind of hot you restored my faith in men from this moment forth [I] will allow the phalluses on my land. I'm lost for words honestly either way I've got some legs to break so block Ex Machina time Watch out. Oh, no, aah. [God]. That was crazy, okay? Renovation has been destroyed obviously Jessie you're live. I hope you a dive don't worry the feeling's mutual wow Jessie. You're alive [Blahblah] Have a good poem for you right now. Yeah here take this potion of speed [well] [mate] It's always easy because there were a short supply. You're holding about 20 of them no I'm not then what is that that means [that] nap? [yeah], just give it here [boy]. Did he go [today]? [you] know I'm all for equality Hey, band you and me 101 right now. What the hell is [a] ballad I was [out] of a penis uh-huh? Whatever, you're a smelly bum Bum' head, huh no one calls me a smelly bum bum head enjoy my minion You killed my minion look at this [it's] raining as cock there's lightning or on a weird bridge because she came with a crown for a spectator. This is the life God, you're annoying Don't kill me. We mean. I'm [fatter] than that. I'm not gonna kill you thank God. I'm gonna break your fucking legs. [yeah] I know, I'll think of them here. I may as well break your arms as well Hey, look at this you're like a little squid. (random sounds) Ok, I'm bored now. (Aiden crying in distance) Jesse this place is like totally fucked. Uh,Hello. There's a whole world of the underneath you.(looking stupid guard)Wait, you guys didn't know that? See, we're all pretty stupid (yeah you are) Just get in the water Hey, look, what I found Just want to take the time to oppose it for being a big bitch, and I'll make any penis creature on this land [ring] again Well, I guess our pointless journey has come to an end. Well well [goon] I didn't even get my secret sauce and how the hell do we get out of this place? There's a portal right here? (convience) What are you doing? Ivor: Umm hi Jesse, I, uhhh uhhh uhhhhhhhhh -THIs ThiNG A FiRE HAzaRD!!
