Minecraft but you can craft cursed mobs...

ladies and gentlemen welcome to a video where we can craft cursed mobs I'm not gonna lie guys today's video is honestly probably my most cursed and weirdest yet you guys have been demolishing the support on the cursed crafting videos AKA videos where i just make a bunch of weird stuff in minecraft so with that said guys if we can demolish 10,000 likes in one day then i'll make sure to continue this epic series and of course if you guys are new to the channel make sure to subscribe because if you don't this is going to happen to you all memes that's how the guys makes relieve a like only if you do end up enjoying and make sure to watch till the end because things just get weirder and weirder alrighty guys we're here with another cursed crafting video except this time out wait what the heck is that I can't zoom in because I don't have Optifine but that looks like a dirt shot wait what and of course sneaky would spawn me in at the freaking highest point of the world so guys here's the thing I have kind of no idea what's going on Nikki sent me a mod that was literally called poopoo peepee however what I was told is that today's video is probably going to get like the most cursed ever which I don't know if that's a bad thing or a good thing but regardless I'm pretty excited okay so I made myself a frickin wooden pickaxe I don't want to die no okay wait it might not reach any hearts do I just not regen or you can alway know yeah I'm okay okay good let's go and just make some easy stone tools because you know what man I don't know what's about to happen and I'm pretty scared the goal right now is to craft a new type of crafting table apparently all we need is cobblestone and wood so we have enough materials I don't know how did like craft it though like apparently you actually have to place the blocks down I don't really know how that works okay hold on let's just craft ourselves a stone pickaxe because I know you're confusing I know I'm freaking confused okay there we go we have some tools and oh my gun is becoming nighttime are you kidding me alrighty it's becoming nighttime I haven't even done anything hold up guys let's go check out that wooden like the hut or whatever bro it's literally a deer house in the middle of like the desert like bro what how does that make any sense and okay wait the door is open I mean is it really intruding if the door is open yes Bionic it definitely is here I'm gonna close the door see now it's no longer intruding okay wait hold on we might as well just sleep in the bed because I mean like hey I don't want it to become nighttime and okay cool I spawned outside the house perfect infrastructure okay hold up gamers oh whoa wait what are we just gonna two diamonds there's some sticks okay wait why is there cobwebs okay wait hold on another thought wait what that was a villager zombie Wow okay I guess there might be a village nearby and holy crap that looks sick I have no idea what that is but okay judging by all the ash guys wait should I actually make a diamond sword yeah why not Yolo as I was saying though guys judging by the dust this is definitely Sneaky's house and you know what I'm just gonna join this and that way what the wait what the door house has a freakin secret okay hold up no chief what is that why is there so much red okay so I want to jump down is there even water I don't I don't think there's water okay hold on I'm actually gonna go and just leave my diamond sword and a bunch of my stuff I'll take some blocks with me I'll take a pickaxe just in case I'm not gonna take my really good stuff I'm just gonna take this pickaxe and then I just eat down okay guys wish me luck yeah oh my god we what the heck is that is that red walkways that blood oh okay wait what did I just get myself into fam Oh sneaky wait what is this oh my dog wave what is that villager head villager torso Villard your arm okay nah I don't I don't mess with this guys there's fire there's a bunch of nether blocks everywhere okay listen I know this is minecraft but oh hell nah a pig head Pig torso pig leg is wait what is going on here wait there's Enderman stuff there's chickens oh my dog I have chicken legs okay now this is really getting creepy in a good way I think I have the creeper torch okay na are we gonna be crafting mobs like this is the only thing I can think of and wait what is what is that that is that a trap chest yeah that's definitely a trap chest okay wait can I just mind yeah I can literally just break this okay well I'm now in the secret bunker that is definitely a trap chest hold out there there has to be okay well there you go I'm big brain yep using my one brain cell guys okay wait is that's the only team I'm pretty sure I can open this here okay wait what is this soul in a jar glass bottle not a creepy book definitely a creepy book I'm just gonna you like all this stuff am I gonna die but I just set off a trap okay guys I'm like really paranoid right now just a book called necro makan I don't know how to say that so do any of these chests oh my god they just contain a bunch of body parts ah do I just you like all of them iron golem body parts holy crap yo if we can craft stuff out of this I'm so gonna just I don't know this is to curse bro I don't know wait my inventory is full of just body parts okay well that doesn't sound good okay hold up how am I supposed to get out of here I don't have enough blocks to get out here you know what I'm gonna leave the pig zombie and then maybe the witch stuff as well I'm gonna take spider and creeper and the villager and yeah hold up I'm gonna quickly mine all this oh okay I don't like that I don't like how it's red wait what guys I just right-click the blood and I just got a jar of oh my god okay hold on guys we gotta get the heck out of here man oh my god I need more vlogs come on get me out of here oh wait what is this oh there's a cave yes I don't know about you guys but I don't mess with no scary stuff okay I'm 19 and whenever I turn off the lights I still run to my room okay hold on we're back in the surface thank God I got my crafting table okay wait what do we do with all these body parts Jesus man the FBI is definitely gonna come from my booty okay there you go I put a bunch of the body parts in the chest guys apparently we need cobblestone and wood to make the new crafting table I don't know what that means sneaky always just tells me a bunch of random stuff and then just like doesn't help me okay hold on I have village your head I have creeper torso and creeper legs and okay that just doesn't work how come so apparently I'm supposed to no wait that doesn't even work this is apparently how you craft oh wait no no no he said to place the blocks okay like that and then now what what do i do wait maybe not a creepy book soul in a jar do I have to right-click with this no how about the creepy book Oh oh my god I just did it is this the crafting table mate this is not a crafting table well I mean it kind of okayed this is a really creepy crafting table oh my god hold on blood there soul there no shut up dude shut the shut up right now oh my god what in the balls is that and now it's becoming nighttime perfect timing guys we just craft this stupid mob I do I wait how do I make it a thing can I hit him okay no I can't hit him oh my god this is on me there die you stupid zombie okay wait do i maybe right-click how do I do this bro guys I literally don't know how to do this way what if I shift and rifle oh my what are you oh my god it's moving it's moving no no no no no no no no no why is it running away what is where'd it go oh my god oh my god wait they're skeletons bro uh no get away from me get away from me what is that dude I'm gonna kill you wait wait it's nice wait what the heck wait it's killing the skeletons for me okay hold on wait no do not just make it my friend and okay hold on there's these stupid skeletons please creeper help me uh Billy please I'm gonna name him Billy oh my god Billy please kill that other skeleton please please please murder him oh my god oh my god wait did a killer it literally just killed the other skeleton oh my god you're a good guy Billy no way bra well I nearly got myself till foot really helped me oh my god wait this is actually hilarious so you're telling me I can craft oh my god guys this might just be the most cursed video yet oh my god what did I just do oh my god dude you are overpowered wait can I hit him oh my god I just hit him wait he doesn't attack me though are you serious wait what if I hit him okay so they're not fighting each other so they basically just protect me wait can I even kill them hold up I'm so sorry for oh my god I can no die spider okay wait what if I hit this creeper okay what are you gonna do okay wait you're not gonna you're not gonna kill him he's gonna he's gonna explode oh my god well you're just a little dumb are you oh wait hold up there are some freaking zombies yeah boy danam Ganim Jimmy Denham Jimmy get him Jimmy yeah beat him up beat him up so what you could do okay well that's that's not really oh my god guys I want to go ahead and craft like maybe the most cursed oh my god you know oh my god dude there are so many mobs oh my god no guys I'm going back to the creepy basement only because I need more of the body parts god that does not sound right guys I don't blame you if you unsubscribed after this video to be honest oh my god we have chicken yes and we have squid stuff oh my god I'm gonna go ahead and put a chicken head and then let's do pig torso and then wait what are squid legs what the balls okay no oh my god Jimmy you failed me okay and oh my god dude what did we just make what did we do it he's kind of cute in a way you know say he's a little adorable oh oh my god wait what is that bro you are so hideous guys hold on you may hate me for this oh my god this is the buffest chicken ever you don't want to mess with this man holy crap well I can tell you've never had a leg day that's for sure oh my God look at his chicken legs they're inside of his body hold on guys oh my god ladies and gentlemen this is why you don't give Bionic God powers oh my god I do I know people IRL that looks like this is this how it feels to be short guys now that we have the ultimate army of cursed mobs Jesus dude this is so bad you guys know what we have to do we're about to spawn a wither I want to see if we can legitimately defeat the wither with the help of all my cursed moms yeah you're gonna be the first one to die I bet our hope is all in this man right here the dude who skips light day every day okay there we go guys we're a little geared up we have full iron armor and a couple golden apples big chicken be careful the explosion no oh my god he's still alive come on guys let's get him oh my god I'm gonna die I'm gonna die it's literally just targeting me right now no no no guys I just bought myself a bunch of God apples because there's literally no way I'm gonna be able to defeat it get a measurement villager yes are they even doing damage to it bro I'm literally depending on you come on save my life gotta get a leg day man yes it's working no I died again are you serious okay well my mom's are literally just staring at him what the heck you guys suck come on come on kill him come on Gollum chicken yes Gollum chicken save the day there was so much stuff going on I barely knew what was happening I'm gonna be honest ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching today's very cursed video honestly guys I don't blame you if you want to unsubscribe after watching this all jokes aside the guys make her subscribe if you guys are new to watch more crazy curse crafting bits this one by far has been my craziest yet and with that said guys any any last words mr. Gollum chicken

Channel: Bionic

Views: 1,794,342

Keywords: minecraft, minecraft but, Minecraft but you can craft cursed mobs, minecraft but you can craft, minecraft but its cursed, cursed minecraft, minecraft cursed, bionic, cursed mobs, cursed, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, minecraft mobs mod

Id: Ln4inDJr89c

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 26 2020