Minecraft, But You Can Buy Infinite Structures...

in today's video we can buy op structures i'm gonna do a bastion i'm gonna do about 64. what what okay i guess wait step aside construction zone oh oh my god oh my god hi oh my no dude can we buy our way to victory watch till the end to find out also according to youtube a lot of you guys aren't subscribed so subscribe let's do this okay three two one and oh my no no no no way no way bro what the one day we don't spawn near a village wait what if there's a village on that oh my god wait what is that dude i don't even remember what these are called mushroom mushroom biomes i bro what oh dude that is insane okay well anyway oh wait we just wait what i just got eight coins is this just for being me guys i'm getting paid in minecraft for doing nothing well technically it's not for nothing i think it's just for spawning i think that's an advancement and for every achievement slash advancement i think we get paid more money for example if i just brought i think if i literally just step on that soil over there i'm gonna get an advancement for finding that byram and get more money but anyways if i just break this piece of wood and then oh i just gotta pay 23 bucks bro that is insane what if i just make more oh my i have a stock of 19. i'm literally rich i'm literally rich but ladies and gentlemen i'm pretty sure if i remember correctly if i just literally throw down this coin it'll spawn oh my god it says show me your coins wait what that's inappropriate why would i pull my pants down and show you my oh you mean these coins not my coin okay wait what is it running off to oh my god wait what this trader wants to tr wait 50 coins can get me at ocean ruin what for six teams i can get a mansion oh my god there's so much more witch hunt for 24 38 for a bastion 38 for a bastion no wait did we just buy that right off the bat wait did i just see a stronghold no i was just about to buy this i hate myself man and then now i'm pressing the drop it doesn't let me drop it i think there's like a small cooldown so we gotta go and just grind a little bit oh my god cringe it's fine we can just get a little bit more stock in the meantime i think if we literally just get like a stone pickaxe we're gonna get even more coins is there any surface stone around here maybe there's some surface stone around there hold on let's just go over there bro we're gonna be able to buy structures in a mushroom land oh god okay let's just call this land cursed island yeah that makes sense i don't think mobs actually spawn here except for these guys we don't have to worry about the night time except for this little patch right here imagine there's just a bunch of creepers that spawn right here and okay hold on i see some surface stone oh there's a cave right here easy and i'm pretty sure by now we could probably spawn ourselves in the villager boy again but let's quickly grab ourselves there you go we got some cobblestone oh my god i just got paid whoa i just got paid so much what the nuts and now we have three boom we can go like this oh there we go we have stone pickaxe and we just got paid a little bit more let's go dude we're actually rich and i'm pretty sure if i just eat this over yes and let me drop it oh my god yes okay okay wait we gotta we gotta focus monument for 55 bucks oh my god no no wait what do i want i don't want an outpost although it'd be pretty sick to bully those nerds maybe later okay we gotta hurt nether fortress oh my god no no desert temple do i do i just buy a desert temple or a bastion for 20 bucks i'm gonna do a bastion i'm gonna do about 64. what what okay i guess wait step aside construction zone wait what do you mean there's what what you just scammed me wait do i am i paying for shipping i paid a stock oh my god oh my god hi hi hi hi oh my wait what is happening what is happening what is how wait i'm not dying i'm fine everything's fine what is what is going on guys i'm so scared i am okay i have to check if i'm recording bro what is happening oh my god it's being built what there is okay no i'm sorry i'm sorry but this is one of the coolest things you've ever seen minecraft we have a normal bastion i say normal because we can get custom structures we have a normal level one bastion of vanilla fashion in a mushroom biome like what no this isn't supposed to be in minecraft this is illegal oh my god i like how my poop pickaxe survived but not my crafting table oh my god wait whoa oh my goodness oh that's a long way down wait there's there's a piglet brew bro oh my god how am i gonna get down here bruh i literally do not have anything hold on a second no no no no no no [Music] i'm really scared but we're good we have some food we have money which is not gonna protect us okay here goes nothing wow it's a beautiful sunset okay i can't get distracted i don't see any gold though usually gold spawns at the bottom oh my god i just thought wait what how come those guys are not getting zombified i'm so confused i see gold okay we gotta go down and get the gold and ye okay we're good we're good we're gonna go oh uh oh oh no oh no he's coming for me he's coming for my booty come on just zombify what what the hell is he not zombified you can't touch me nerd cause you're dumb and stinky and you probably don't wash your butt when you shower okay oh my god okay okay okay okay somehow we're still alive oh we got to get rid of that spawner bro wait hold on is there there's a chest right here oh my god oh my god wait what efficiency 10 fire aspect 10 oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i almost just died i almost just died i almost died i almost died bro bro bro no no this is not good this is not we just gotta kill these nerds there you go we killed them bro i'm stressing right now guys i'm so stressed right now i don't think there's any other mobs are gonna kill us oh my god but these magma tubes though i need to break this stupid thingy oh my god okay there we go i broke the spawner oh dude i'm at a heart wait what if i just build a barrier though so he can't touch me oh my god okay i'm doing something guys i'm doing something i don't know if it's working okay okay okay okay okay i don't think they can touch me through the blocks i'm just barricading oh and he blocks i'm barricading myself oh my goodness where's the chest it's right there joint oh another right bro we're getting paid so much money oh my god if i literally get licked by these nerds i'm dead okay okay i think i'm good i think i'm good oh my god oh my god okay i don't know i'm here oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm out i'm out oh my goodness oh my god i see the light yes okay there you go bro we made it out jeez oh my god do we actually have so much gold i feel like i should literally just make gold armor screw it bro i'm actually gonna do that yeah oh i just got paid so much money for that did you see that i'm made out of cheese now i don't know what weapon i should be using my pickaxe with fire aspect 10 or just my stone axe i mean the stone axe has more damage but pickaxe is sick all right cool this is literally officially the weirdest micro butt challenge now hold on we gotta think which structure do i want oh my god bro we could just buy the stronghold right off the bat that would be so hard but we wouldn't be able to do anything with it so i think we should probably go for something like kind of like a desert pyramid hopefully we get like an overpowered version we gotta choose quickly though three two one and okay work it worked obviously okay i'll push no ocean ruin no or a desert temple i'm doing it okay okay it's gonna start being built uh anytime oh my no dude no dude we oh my god we actually bro what how much did we just spend on this did we just actually spend a stack of coins for a literal diamond pyramid oh my nah bruh nah bruh i think we got so lucky i think we actually got so lucky holy oh my god dude and all my dude infinite diamonds infinite diamonds hold we just got paid more for the dude no man that is actually insane holy nuts okay boom is there tnt yes there is yo let's go okay and now oh my god i'm actually scared just some diamonds i don't really need the diamonds multi-shot i don't even have a thingy though so take the golden apple bro i just realized we have another right we can literally turn oh oh my god wait what a diamond shovel efficiency bruh what this shovel is literally better than my like axe and my pickaxe like combined oh my goodness bro okay well bye bye axe i don't need you anymore i'm going to use this shovel for pvp instead bro a diamond shovel what is this what is this dude is this even supposed to happen like sharpness 10 on a shovel okay anyways i'm not gonna ask any questions we got another golden apple just sick looting two interesting honestly i'm gonna take this i'm gonna take the looting two books unless we get like looting ten something oh my god this is awesome wait oh i thought it was like regular protection okay that's fine honestly still sick we got thorn's tent i mean it's better than my freaking yeah my golden chest plate sharpness four book okay that's nasty although i don't think anything's gonna beat my sharpness ten yeah and then oh my god apple got off we've gotta go bro we're good we're literally good is that it okay i'm not gonna lie this was definitely worth the 64 bucks we spent on it i like how it says that it's gonna be like less than 64. i guess we are paying for the shipping and handling he must be a genie right because like how does he manage to give us a literal diamond block thingamabob and why would you want the coins over just diamond blocks i'm so confused oh it just worked i think the timer liter oh that was perfect timing i shipped this is literally what i was hoping for or should i just buy the stronghold i don't even know dude uh no we don't have that much time we don't have that much time ship ship boom okay ah oh my god that scares me every time wait why is it upside down bruh moment okay wait well even though it's upside down there should be according to my calculations right yes oh my god i knew it we just got some easy iron boys let's actually go brian we got some emeralds which i don't know what i need for it bruh okay hold on now let's go break this dude wait i just got paid so much money holy bro i don't even need this money i literally don't even need the money but hold up crap the table boom let's craft ourselves boom there we go two iron ingots there you go now we have smitting table and oh my goodness bro i have two another right ingots are you thinking what i'm thinking bro i genuinely think i should just go like this and then oh bro what is this armor combination by the way like i never thought i would wear full gold armor with another right chest plate that's thorns 10 a projectile protection time and a shovel as my main weapon bro what what is this video bro oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god he literally just dipped okay it's fine i have my shovel oh my god okay there are one of these guys oh my god there's a lot of them there's a lot of them oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness okay my shovel does damage but bro they still hurt no oh my god oh my god oh my god okay oh my goodness wait what the oh no no no no no i'm actually gonna die i don't wait wait hold on i have golden apples he's over here wait oh my god what is happening bro this is so crazy i think i see him bro what is happening where the heck is this nerd okay there i killed this guy where's this nerd oh he's in the corner he's in the corner he's in the corner he's in the corner wait i hit him i hit him we killed him yes idiot okay i think we're good oh my god oh my god okay i see when i see you want to see one oh no he spun the baby nerves he spawned the baby nerds okay ye oh we killed him we got the totem we already have the totem oh my god okay we gotta kill these nerds no no no no you stupid idiots oh my god i hate these little baby boys bro they're so annoying okay there you go i killed another one and yes idiots don't mess with oh there's another one two hits baby yes we got another totem stupid zombie bro we gotta kill this guy before he spawns the thingies oh my god bro i hope my thorns ten just takes care of them bro come on come on come on yes i killed one another one beat them with my shovel yi yeah don't mess with bunk with the shovel bro we have totem go go go go go go go and oh my god okay we're good what's inside of here wait what the there's just a oh it's a trap chest oh god oh god i'm i'm waiting for an explosion no we're good maybe oh potion of gratitude absorption 820. i feel like it's gonna kill me but you know what yolo three two one and oh my god oh my god wait what look at my health look at my health i have oh my god wait no no no i want it i want it again i want another one no no what happened what happened no i want another one oh dude this is sick i can't even see anything bro it's fine i don't even care dude hold on a second wait that means i can literally just eat out the window and i'll be fine yep not even not even close okay okay oh my god okay okay relax oh my god oh my god okay um okay they're spawning they're spawning the the freaking blazes are already spawning we're inside the fortress what that was quick boys that was really quick i can't even see dude i can't even see okay we didn't pick up any string cheese oh dude this is chaos this is actually chaotic right now make it leap for 360. yes we got it oh my god we out we out we don't even need this we haven't even been to the nether bro we already just got all our blazes this is so cursed literally what is happening right now okay okay come on what do we want what do we want what do we want uh i i don't know what to get i just got the stronghold or should i get jungle temple i want something with loot inside i think jungle temple has loot right please oh god i'm probably gonna regret this am i nope nope nope this is not nope that did no no no no i don't even know what a jungle temple looks like i mean no actually i do remember it's one of those cobblestone thingies i got you couldn't even recognize it this is just a big blob of netherride blocks no no no i actually scammed the guy like we we legitimately scammed the guy bro we bro what what if i pressed any of these things oh wait something just happened okay am i gonna die or do we just save ourselves from death oh my god wait what just happened what just happened what did that arrow just eliminate my absorption oh my god wait i'm so confused what just happened whoa whoa that just dropped oh my god poison what the no no no i didn't mean to spawn you in oh my can i just buy something from you that oh it's not even letting me okay well we waited a turn i'm so confused anyways what's oh oh my god oh my god oh my god hold on wait what another right ingot why is it enchant i'm so confused i'm so confused oh my god nether right machete looting 10. wait what the nuts and wait what is that how much i'm so confused it says it has 13.5 attack oh my god stronger than my weight what it doesn't even have sharpness on it yet it does more damage i'm so confused should we go to the nether kill enderman there or should we wait for the nighttime and kill some enderman over there i feel like that's gonna be harder we have efficiency 10. i'm just gonna dig straight down for the first time we're actually about to go underground okay and boom bam oh god let's do this and oh my god we're in okay what there's just a random enemy right here yo and oh my god stop looting 10 please come in clutch and we just got ten oh my dude i just need one more i literally just need one more come on please please please land please land please land come on come on come on and yes oh hello there oh my god oh my god all these guys want my booty stop stop i'm not here for you nerds man oh my god oh my god okay okay this is actually crazy come on oh my god yes we have 13 pearls easy easy boom we're done we're basically done all right all right come on where's my stronghold at bro we're gonna spawn this in the nether bro oh my god it's being built oh my goodness oh my goodness bro this is not where is it where is it where is it oh no okay well i think it's just finished and we have a layer of stone which is cool no okay that's fine we still gotta find it bro i'm such a i'm such a dumb butt i actually have two brain cells bro we could have just found it is it in this box hello okay no not in this box wait i think it's right there oh my god yes yes yes yes yes oh my goodness oh my god yes all right let's do this three two one and here we are boys we're in the end oh my god wait what if we spawn a structure just right in the middle of everything would that make it easier for us hold on a second i'm going to kill a bunch of these endermen to get some easy pearls and yoink what if i just slip inside of there nope oh it worked wait a second what if i use the structure oh no oh my god oh my okay never mind as i was saying we need to be careful boom we have another totem guys i can just use the structure oh dude hold on i'm the green i am so big brain if i spawn myself right a mansion what if hold on i'm actually going to be 200 with this boys mansion right here boom come on go go go go go go go oh my god no wrong way i meant to ah it might destroy that one it might destroy that one and now we can use this mansion oh my god whoa whoa whoa he's taking damage oh my god they're spawning already there's freaking pillagers here okay i'm not interested in finding any other nerds although hold up wait a minute go go go go go go go go go let's kill this nerd die oh my wait oh i thought there was multiple totems okay that's fine we got another one let's pearl onto the city oh oh my god that was too close man we have another totem thank god oh my god oh my god oh my god the netherride doesn't let me move yes yee come on come on come on easy and wait did we already get that one i did not know we did boom i think we're good oh my god double freaking mansion okay come on come on yes do it bro ocean monument i don't even care oh my god what is happening wait we just missed one oh my god oh my god wait this is so easy look what we did we made it so easy to hit him yes oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god yes this is it oh my god oh my god oh my god he's so close today he's so close to that come on come on come on and come on come on no he's literally one he is so close bro there's no way come on come on go go go yes oh that was sick that was sick oh my god we actually did it we actually did it where's the bedrock in the spot bro somehow we use this ocean monument to our advantage oh my goodness and we have it there you go oh man i have not done this in a while but ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna buy a ruined portal there you go okay then wait did it actually completely oh my god we just destroyed the bedrock holy nuts all right cool wait i guess i guess i'm stuck here now uh like and subscribe see you guys in the next video peace

Channel: Bionic

Views: 2,276,870

Keywords: minecraft, Minecraft But You Can Buy Infinite Structures, minecraft but, minecraft challenge, minecraft structures, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, mod, mods, bionic, challenge, family friendly

Id: BEIr4_vZj6U

Length: 15min 47sec (947 seconds)

Published: Sun May 02 2021