Minecraft but it's played like REAL LIFE

all right it's that time again i gotta teach this guy minecraft for the first time this is gonna be fun oh let's go he figured out how to join the server thank you alright i'm here i'm ready to play this game alright perfect all you have to do is just follow me around and see how i play okay wait why am i already fully grown fully grown what are you even talking about alright i don't know what you're talking about but just watch me okay every minecraft world starts with punching wood whoa dude what are you doing why would you punch a tree with your bare hands you could hurt yourself no you can't hurt yourself like that okay you just punch wood to start the game all right just follow me i'm so confused how did he not break his hand oh perfect there's a village right over here look we can stay here until we build our own houses is this where my parents live do you know my parents why would i know your parents and why would they be on my minecraft server i have no clue what you mean by that you don't have parents in this game okay just follow me okay what i usually do when i come to a village is i look for the biggest house and i just set up camp there oh let's go this house is perfectly big enough for the both of us dude what is wrong with you why are you upset now i just got us a perfect house we can't just break into someone's house i mean what will happen if the police catch us all right first off this is a villager's house no one lives here and second there are no police in minecraft i don't know who told you that ah i do not like new players no police this is so weird just one more water bucket and we got an infinite water source there we go oh god i wonder what jackson's gonna say about this dude i thought you knew better than that stop wasting water we need to drink something all right this is an infinite water source that means it will never run out also you don't even drink water in this game why are you worried infinite water right and i have infinite money yep i knew we wouldn't believe that one just a few more pieces of wood and i should be good for the house and my inventory is full it's fine i'll just have jackson get the rest yo my inventory is full right now can you grab this extra wood for me thanks and i need that anvil too can you pick that up i don't think i'm strong enough to carry all of that i'm sorry what are you even talking about you just put it in your inventory look i'll even break the anvil for you you just walk over it there's no such thing as weight in this game i haven't been hitting the gym i'm sorry i wish i could help oh my god are you kidding me i wonder what jackson's up to now it's probably best he figures this game out on his own hey huh oh jackson yo there you go you got some iron armor what have you been up to so i did that mining thing you told me to do and i got a bunch of stuff oh my god this is from your first mining trip ever dude that's crazy well this kind of sucks don't i have to pay taxes now on all this taxes who would you even pay taxes to somebody say taxes well look what we have here i heard somebody has a lot of money over here which one of you hasn't paid their taxes yet are you serious grocks see i knew i had to pay taxes no there aren't taxes in this game i don't even know how groks got here all right croc seriously you gotta leave you're not getting taxes from either of us and he just started playing this game and you're not gonna tax him so please just go somewhere else well if you guys aren't paying your taxes i guess i'll have to rob some more villagers i guess that works there's no way i'm letting jackson go to the nether he is so not prepared actually i probably don't need this totem i should probably give it to a mom gone all right jackson i'm giving you this item and it could potentially save your life okay it's called the totem of undying all you have to do is hold it in your left hand and if you end up dying you'll just respawn okay it's that simple just whatever you do keep it in your left hand okay i'll be back later i think there might be a problem i'm right-handed so i'm not comfortable with my left hand what why would it matter if you're right-handed your minecraft character has a left-hand slot you can put it there whatever man i already told you i'm not left-handed i'll just hold it in my right how can you be right-handed in minecraft oh this is so perfect jackson's looking in a chest he's right where i want him time to test out this brand new power 5 bow on him if my calculations are correct he should survive i i just got shot somebody please help me ah direct shot let's go why is he laying down come on dude get up you just got shot with a bow and arrow it's fine you're the one who shot me that's it i'm suing you i'll be seeing you in court all right man this isn't real life you can't just sue me this is minecraft wait minecraft isn't real life of course minecraft isn't real life we're playing a video game you're saying minecraft is a video game yes how is that not obvious oh that makes sense okay you get it now you can stop trying to play like it's real life i thought minecraft wasn't real life it is real wait no it's not real white

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Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 02 2022