Minecraft but I get sent to NOOB prison

after the new government broke into my house and discovered that i was housing an illegal item my stone pickaxe i was now being sent to somewhere terrible the new police took me all the way to the mountains where no one ever escapes from this place was dreaded by every noob in the world and you did not want to end up here but because of my crimes i was now being sent to the new prison except this is no ordinary prison this prison was only meant for noobs that committed crimes that were punishable by death and having a tool that's not wooden will get you here noobs one by one are placed above a giant pit that looks like dirt but is very much not they drop into a pit of lava and are never seen again and within minutes this was gonna be the same fate that i was gonna suffer in about two minutes you will be sent to the pit for your illegal actions these illegal actions include the possession of an illegal item which in this case was a stone pickaxe i suggest you take these last moments of your life to reflect on why you decided to break the rules and just like that that was the end of my journey i had no way to escape this was the end wait was it wait i'm literally in a dirt prison right now wait what i can literally just dig out uh there's no guards around um okay i'm just gonna go over here and hopefully no one sees me i went to the corner myself and waited till no guards were around and i started digging through the walls i was gonna dig my way out of the new prison i had no clue what i was gonna do when i got out because once i did i was gonna be a wanted man i started building my way up and i dug into another player's cell oh uh hey hey what are you doing to myself how did you get here uh don't worry just act like i wasn't here i estimated that i had about one minute before the guard figured out i was gone so i was gonna need to make a fast escape i got up to the surface and i didn't see any guards around but i was also in the worst position possible i had no cover and i was out in the open i had no choice but to just start running down the mountain i was hoping that if i got away from the mountains i would find a forest but i ran into a huge problem and that was the noobs guarding the edge of the mountains i had no clue how i was going to get past them it would only be about 30 more seconds before all the noobs in the area are alerted about my escape this was my only chance and i was gonna need to think of something fast or else i was gonna be sent back to that prison with no second chances but then i remembered something i completely forgot all of the guards are just noobs so i decided to walk right up and pretend that i was a noob i made sure not to sprint and i just casually walked by all the noob guards and most of them didn't even pay attention to me when i got over the mountain i saw the forest but hey you there uh hey what is your noob name my noob name is uh ev mo ecmo what is your role of mo oh my role is to get more dirt of course because i love dirt you know a prisoner with a very similar name just escaped and i have word that he's trying to escape into the forest oh you know the crazy thing is i was actually gonna go into the forest to look for him oh it checks out all right you can go oh my god that actually worked by some miracle i outsmarted the new police and i escaped into the dirt forest i had cover except i was still running into a huge problem and that was i had nowhere to go i couldn't go back to noob village because they were obviously gonna be looking for me there but at the same time i couldn't even mine these trees to get wooden tools these trees were completely dirtified but that's when i discovered something actually crazy i found a clearing in the forest and when i went into it i found something that looked like the remnants of an old base but this wasn't just any base this looked like a pro base it's been years since i've seen a pro base and most of them were wiped out by the noob government because they didn't want noobs seeing that bases like that actually existed but this was an underground base i took a look around to make sure i wasn't being set up and i decided to head my way down into the base if there's any chance i was gonna find leftover loot that could help me in some way it was gonna be in this base i looked around but i wasn't even surprised to see that everything was covered in dirt it was hard to even make out what this base used to be made out of because it was all just dirt now even the crops were dirt i went over to one of the walls and i found out that there were barrels all alongside the wall each one was empty and i had no luck finding anything but then i opened one barrel and i found a skew i was so confused this was such a weird thing to find in a barrel left over in a pro base why would a pro leaf behind a skew i didn't make any sense of it but i decided to keep looking through all the barrels to see what i could find so many of them were empty but at the very top i found a piece of paper with writing on it it said 487 59 778 i had no clue what that meant but things were getting weirder now why was there pieces of paper with writing on them and why were they hidden in these barrels then it got even weirder when i found a piece of paper that said it's a curse things were getting really strange now and i had to find more clues i went over to the other wall and i ended up finding more skews better yet i found another piece of paper that said hope that's it there were too many thoughts in my head to process what was going on i kept looting the chest and kept finding more skews then i found a paper that said still prose and one final paper that said vanishing and that was the last i found in all of the chests there was nothing left in all of the barrels except for five scutes and those five pieces of paper i had no clue what to make of them what i did know is that a pro left these here for a reason but what was it all of these messages made no sense hope still pros does that mean there are still pros out there somewhere and what are these numbers i feel like i've seen numbers like that before but i just couldn't remember except i did remember one thing five scudes that must have meant i was supposed to make a turtle shell i crafted the helmet and i put it on but other than that i still had no clue what to do and that's when the realization hit me the numbers on the first piece of paper were coordinates it's been too long since i actually knew how to use coordinates but i knew the coordinates were in this base and they were right in this corner there was something this pro left somewhere hidden in this corner i just needed to find it i tried breaking open the wall but the block must have been dirt covered stone and nothing happened but the other one was wood i punched open the wall and to my surprise there was a barrel down below i went ahead and opened it and what i found was a book a book of curse of vanishing suddenly some of the pieces started connecting i had two pieces of paper and i put them together and they said it's a curse and vanishing i just knew this couldn't have been a coincidence why else would the pro have gone through great lengths to hide that book but i had no ideas except one crazy one i took the turtle shell off of my head and i opened one of the anvils this was my only idea i had no clue what i was doing but i may as well go for it i didn't know why i did it but the skews being left the turtle shell helmet and the book i don't know it just sounded right so i put on the helmet what what is going on blocks that are not dirt what what's happening right now i'm so lost what is going on i don't get it how is this turtle helmet making me see regular blocks this doesn't make any sense it all looks real though this base i mean every block is wait a minute that doesn't mean that oh my god what the you

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Published: Sat Sep 25 2021