Minecraft, but every 30 SECONDS it tries to KILL YOU!

hey I was good today we're going to be playing Minecraft buts there's a caveat every 30 seconds this game is gonna try and kill me it's basically it's like my minecraft hardcore series but um we don't die forever it's already started two hundred and ninety seconds of prep so we need to get going this is made by the legend that is IJA minecraft so this is a simple little data pack and every 30 seconds minecraft is gonna try and kill me it gives you a little bit of time to prep 300 seconds I can't do the mass that quick to find out how many minutes that is I don't even know what its gonna do the only thing I know it does as one of its little punishments is fireballs from the sky so obviously that's not gonna be that fun I'm fancy burning today right I don't even know what to make I guess let's just make tools I'm gonna make a sword just in case something comes down to kill me we're also gonna make a pickaxe should we try and get underground I feel like we should try and get on the grounds oh jeez I'm already messing up help I'm panicking 234 seconds and then minecraft tries to kill me let's take this as well let's Steve the tree hovering cuz that's what noob minecraft is do actually let's see we will find a cave real quick I feel like that would be a bit nicer ah here we go and we've got some iron too let's grab some stone I feel like this 300 seconds is gonna go super quick I've already reached the Stone Age we've progressed I feel like I'm like speedrunning Minecraft right now she's a neat another stick come on you knew we got that now we need furnace and cold okay um I don't see any cost I might try and find another cave real quick oh man I'm stressing out I'm almost down I can do the maths 120 seconds which is almost that that's two minutes so I think we're doing okay we should probably grab some food as well maybe make a stone sword it depends what happens that give me any XP come on piggies I need all the help I can get for real come here there we go I did get XP okay oh I can't kill a baby pig I can kill your parent though oh look oh look I need this I need this more than you're gonna need your parent okay okay we found another tunnel let's kill both of you I'm sorry it's a wooden sword otherwise it would be doing this quicker right so I need coal and now we're almost on the two-minute mark this is scaring me slightly Minecrafts gonna try and kill me any second every 30 seconds I probably should have been near my spawn point actually right this should be enough now he's gonna find iron man these caves suck let's see if we can find a good cave the only problem is if I do die it's not hardcore sweet oh my goodness yes that's a village and a desert temple in one this is a great start for a normal minecraft let's play one that tries to kill you I'm not so sure because every time we die we're gonna go back to the spawn point oh no someone's died I think that's a horse that's a dying horse oh no oh it's a dying coal and we no save it we must save it I'm here to save you don't hit the goal and don't hit the golem don't hit the golem ah I hate the golem I'm out of here you could have to die I'm afraid oh jeez no that's sad that's really sad I did oh that's iron I'm taking that let's go I already have 28 seconds left okay I need to put down this that is not a crafting table let's put down this let's make an iron pickaxe rest in peace iron golem what do I earn golems always die around me huh why does that happen I need stone I'm in the wrong place for stone I'm panicking like legit panicking let's go in here what is this what is this okay so it's 30 seconds until something tries to kill me I need some bread I'm gonna see if I can grab some hello guys how's it going I've got a crafting table oh my goodness this is actually a great place to be ten seconds at to a minecart tries to kill me and maybe these villagers as well they may at least just eat some bread real fast please what's it gonna be what prison guards okay this is not nice that is not nice we've got 25 seconds of cooldown oh dude this is nasty at least I can make a wooden sword oh this sucks is it gonna do something else again in 30 seconds in two seconds I don't know it's got another thirty okay right I'm gonna need your stuff please sir hello do drop what you're holding come here I need to kill you guys I've got 20 seconds to try and kill you I don't thinks it's gonna go well why have you got such crazy armor why am I in person I can hear I can hear villages okay something drops didn't you drop anything what's gonna happen next ah are we good no no I'm so angry I had good stuff and now back here and now we got 30 more seconds until it tries to kill us again that was mean oh that was so mean guys guys not nice dude I think we were over here yeah we were here I don't know where it spawned me though slime tower okay okay is that what we're doing now I wasn't even looking at the countdown that's fine you guys just chill over there that's okay I'm gonna try and get my stuff back I should have slept right let me see if I can sleep in a bed reset my spawn point and then I should be good I'm not even gonna make it back here in time until the next one hits where was I even placed my stuff is under the ground oh jeez three two one do it oh okay um should I do this should I press the lever I really shouldn't but I also really want to remember it's gonna try and kill me again ah we were in there are they destroyed this villagers house oh that's so mean quick move cactus move I need to sleep in here respawn points set ok that's beautiful I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the lever thing in a second but first let's see what it brings me next three two one slime extravaganza okay that wasn't too bad I'm pulling the lever I'm doing it it's definitely sports something underneath here we go oh that's a TNT noise oh jeez [Music] all this stuff will actually be fine check this out I think we're good oh wait it blew up the actual thing and then it blew up even more oh man I need to get through here I don't have a pickaxe I'm just gonna punch it and there's gonna be zombies on the other side we're in trouble here guys and I think a slime yeah if the slimes gonna kill me I haven't even been able to craft anything I've got nine seconds until something else happens it's awful I don't this slime to kill me either get out of here come on go back to your mother's that's you can't I just killed you very deadly poison okay great that's fine I could deal with that as long as the slime doesn't touch me I should be okay the cooldown is getting less as well this isn't this is mean I'm not sure if I like this only it's open the other side my cool oh my stuff is gone my stuff is gone right guys we need to start again this is frankly just terrible I'm gonna go and sleep it needs to not be nighttime this can't happen it's not looking too good as it goes at all Oh just woken up at 2:00 a slime I need trees the trees are over here card run nice try I survived this one why you guys so mean to me sorry about your village by the way friends that was not my choice don't blame me I have been cursed by the gods I can't even run I've caught half our three hunger points this isn't going well is it can you help me friend I got 10 seconds until something bad happens to me you say he said no walked away fantastic okay TNT trail that's mean that's really mean I've destroyed my friends I survived another one though bring me the wood please sir the cooldowns getting less and less each time I'm just gonna I'm just gonna die again mind you I've survived two in a row so far or I was gonna happen to me next three two one oh now that was mean you've got to admit that was mean okay at least we have a house now we need to make a chest but we also need to make sure that we are not near that chest every time the counter reaches zero do none of you guys store things as children down dark alleyways see what I mean about not being near anything this has happened this has happened I thought I was gonna survive that that one was called going mining oh my no I did this oh man okay this is actually good I've got some what some wars here and we've got away all the way down okay this could be it could be a positive let's think positive we're gonna get some wood or die trying okay ten seconds until our next thing I wonder how many there are this is awful three two one and now okay fine fine that one was nice and simple I'm trying to get a simple piece of wood and none of you guys have any chests to help me with this I can't even kill her ah why did I have to do this to myself I also need to be careful oh this is not worth keeping I'm gonna put all this in here and run away from you because three two one one TNT okay that's not so bad either I'm outta here this village is going to hate me if it doesn't already if I can grab some words then we can make progress because I can make a sword here we go we've got 10 seconds to grab some wouldn't get out of here I kind of want to put it in the chest so if I don't get back here fast enough my stuff is good look at me again I wasn't even paying attention to the timer we had think right now this isn't funny just getting some word that wasn't too bad it's that iron ore I think that's iron ore I'm gonna quickly grab this I wonder how far we can get in Minecraft with this happening 30 seconds isn't long at all this is horrible and also very entertaining there we go right what's gonna happen next Frankenstein's monster I'm just running I'll kill it with fire I think it's okay I think they're fighting each other oh it's fast it's really fast and it's ugly I'm out I'm gonna try and put this in the chest who has a chest I could borrow this man is stuck Oh chest beautiful everything's going in here for five seconds to run away as quickly as possible oh okay silverfish tree oh that's not so bad and he's gonna reset my spawn point in that house this is my humble abode from now on it's born point set okay let's close the door this is gonna be my house okay we can make a sword so we can kill things about 10 seconds I got to be quick oh no oh no I haven't been quick I mean quick quick evacuate evacuate ah I just escaped out of pure luck I just escaped I keep forgetting that the countdown starts every single time do not go into the pressure plate I'm not touching those I feel like there could be something good in there but then I remember this whole thing is designed to kill me I guess we should make a goal for ourselves right and the goal should be to get diamonds I think that's what it should be so we need iron I did have some iron what's gonna happen to me now Oh all they hit the square I was like wait aren't wither skeletons enough now he spotted me inspired me but grab my stuff grab my stuff grab my stuff where is my sword I don't have a sword okay of all the things for it not to drop my sword is one of why am I here lava dungeon oh great now I'm dead now I'm dead okay fine kill me see if I care okay so we're down to do cobblestone oh I need some more cobblestone come on pick up the stuff this is so hard give me all the colors don't you can do I need to make a furnace then I need to get coal and in that time I need to not die and not blow up my own house that's so hard and there's wither skeletons about to come on serve you the next thing just a withered Skelly not bad but why does he have to have a helmet on is you're not bad enough that there's a wither skeleton there I don't like this right we need to make us so we got so much ice is perfect right that's gonna go there I need to get out of here quick put everything away but oh zombie okay zombies fine zombies fine get down there you punk all right what else do I need I've got a stone pickaxe I pretty much got infinite pickaxes now and he'd call and I need iron ore let's do this I'm feeling a bit better at this now right iron ore let's go I can hear a zombie behind Pete back off son this is not about you why did you take so long to die but I'm about to meet my fate in here three two one great great yet just what we need it I'm gonna die I'm gonna die oh no stuff has died to spawn oh no no no no oh 29 seconds no don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me don't even knock me off we just need coal and then we're good to go and find diamonds I might even just sleep somewhere else right we have to accept my fate and then go to sleep three two one inferno there's no water here oh that's so mean there's not many of these things that I have survived but this is one of them there's water here great hello sir how are you just need to sleep in your bed thank you so my goal is to get diamonds I think I can get myself a diamond pick I just need to be able to get the coal for it without anything terrible happening to me in the coldest of or let's accept our fate together mr. villager we accept our fate don't run away from me poison great okay okay Touche never mind it's like ah walks away oh great a creeper no actually I need you to blow up real fast so what do it I dare you oh okay perfect there is cold out here so if I make a pathway I should be able to get here right but let's go and get some call what if I just mine it and leave it here and come and collect it next time that could be big POG I can't see a thing what's gonna happen what's gonna happen that suffocation no no no no no no it didn't happen we just survived yes the Lord is watching over us I'm so pleased right we got coal guys let's go about thirty Seconds to put this back in Bob okay so we got some coal to make an iron pickaxe we just need to try and find diamonds now look above oh okay that's bad that's gonna go everywhere why is it away from the hole that I've been using oh why why do this to me what have I done to deserve this huh look we got iron ore I can quickly craft these come on so I've got iron pickaxe let's go I need to remember to turn right three two one viable rain oh this is the one I saw but this is why we need to run away it's so awful oh oh it's still happening it's still happening oh thank goodness my house survived quick patch it up I didn't think I was happening I should just wait it all I need to do now is yeah I think I could just use these to go and find some diamonds right I'm digging down and breaking the rules I'm digging down in search of diamonds that's my end goal here I find a cave if we're good TNT trail oh no all this is bad ah let's see if we can find a cave real fast because ideally I would just run down with a pickaxe and see if we just get as low as possible just get a lucky few rolls and we should be good I don't know if that's gonna happen though there's nothing nearby what's this oh hello I'm running it I'm going this is terrible idea it's a terrible idea let's go ahead oh come on it's dead ends oh oh hello friends hahaha all I need is like a decent cave that I can run down there's not a dead end and hopefully I can take an iron pick risk it and try and get diamonds so you need diamonds anywhere something Bad's about to happen to you okay ah I was gonna say it's not too bad that's that's not good I just need caves I'll play a Minecraft and there's no caves just stick down they say that's what they say right just stick down what I want to do is find diamonds that's hard enough playing normal minecraft when it's trying to kill you every 30 seconds I can hear larvae actually that's not funny that's not funny let me try and beat it oh come on I can beat this I can beat this I beat it I just beat the game that's what I'm talking about oh wait a second I need to punch this with my fists there's no diamonds down here come on I'm punching stone with my bare hands nothing huh laughs is great they'll love it no no no no no okay let's rate this village potentially destroy it but not through our own doing what is this I've never seen a house that has that in it interesting deck all my friends this village is pretty uh pretty developed are they got balconies and stuff amble wave all they're coming for me still coming for me no cooldown great that was scary I don't knows a good though they're expensive but I don't think I'm gonna be getting any use out of those any time soon at this point I'm just running around trying to find diamonds it's a sad time to be me right now okay if there is a diamonds that's game completed what's gonna happen to me hold up I've changed the mission I've changed the mission the mission is to get to the end I'm going no way actually did it that's hilarious over the end all alone I don't know what to do I think I'm underneath actually I've now completed the mission I actually did a harder thing than just finding diamonds and now something bad is gonna happen to me here I can feel it actually I know in ten seconds it's gonna happen what are the odds that was great and a dragon well it's good Oh Oh big speed big speed this is a good thing it's a real good thing look how fast I am boy okay this is a problem to fend for myself I have an arrow I don't think that's quite good at work against the ender dragon I just want to die actually what a tie and it's not killing me please you okay the Enderman don't mess around here I get up excuse me guys but what if I do there's the end shilling you're just here it is here it is no diamond be a diamond no there's so many skeletons the skeletons are the worst I can dodge everything else but not the skeletons I'm dead me so do it you so do it P so do it I'm not gonna have you kill me I don't want this to happen no anywhere I'm dying is by something killing me in here even the spider can't do it maybe you can let's go and find ourselves a shipwreck I'm going to the ocean change in tact legend has it if you grab a diamonds the curse will lift right all streams lead to the ocean that's what I was taught so hopefully we'll eventually find our way to the ocean whether that's actually true in Minecraft or not I'm not sure I just need a shipwreck but then we need buried treasure then we need to keep the map oh no this is flawed plan also oh great oh that's what you get for trying to trap me in water give me my book back though please okay that's fine I didn't want to I didn't want the boat anyway right this better be it I'm gonna punch my way down without trying to without hitting the TNT that's the only way I can do this and I also need to survive whatever comes at me okay let's take our time nothing spawn in here actually we can take our time at all we got 30 seconds I'm gonna have to fall down without hitting the pressure plate you said it couldn't be done who said it can be done Golden Apple no are you kidding me there was no diamonds ah I just want to see your diamonds that's all I wanted to oh no way no inferno not now ah I just found a mineshaft okay new plan get to the mineshaft run through it find a diamonds delete this world real fast so this is where the inferno was okay here we go I'm going for it sploosh oh wait that's actually a chest here ah now what yep there we go I'm gonna take a bed.but spawn point everyone was there don't lose faith yet guys we're almost there okay here we go I just need one of these chests I don't care that I'm in pitch darkness I just want a chest with a diamond din what are you guys up to oh man I'm coming through Oh what what what no I think there's a I actually think there's a dungeon in there what it's gotta be something down here just for me come on up in so good this year I've been so good Santa is one thing you give me give me a diamonds bro please wish these get lucky really why are there no chests this is usually the best place to find stuff oh is it Garcia now as well all the screams it's dead it's dead is literally nothing here this is the worst dungeon I have ever been in mine shaft mine shaft just kill me I'm done with this challenge I'm done it's over I can't do it to know what I took on the challenge and I tried it to the best of my ability I tried guys I just can't wear the other oh oh we're doing that are we I just spoke for the entire world I feel like this I just have a feeling there's diamonds nearby diamonds down here question mark let's see if we can do this this little trick you ready there we go oh okay nevermind I was never here you never saw me [Music] this diamonds here it's actual diamonds here yeah we found them I don't even care if you kill me boy you can kill me if you want I just found what I wanted I want to have them in my sweet hands though I need to remember where those diamonds were as well a cobblestone for a furnace then we need to smelt three iron and then we're done that's literally it that's all we need right so very quickly make a furnace then we go down here grab the iron and we smelt the iron sticks iron bam okay here we go we're going for it yes now it's down this way down here is it guys it's happening diamonds let's go we want the diamond slime party hey we did it whatever is gonna happen happens but you see him in my hands we fouled iamonds in a Minecraft world where it tries to kill us every 30 seconds what's gonna happen now I'm so pleased so pleased haha bye guys for the diamonds we did it [Music]

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Published: Mon Dec 23 2019