Ace attorney bloopers but it's only the funny ones

why is everything in japanese oh my god sorry to burst your bubble but i have more evidence against you you are so [ __ ] what nonsense what is this something smooth and hard sorry i don't know like that's a hard line to deliver okay but what if it turns out that ron delight isn't really masked a mask after all oh because his wife said he was delusional come on nick she's not even that hot and she's fine she's prettier than you what is this something smooth and hard with the dildo the [ __ ] what are you doing fingerprints really oh dear don't make me laugh sir lawyer that's your big review my my how headed it would be perfectly understandable if that urn was covered in my fingerprints after all i was the slick sentinel assigned at safety [Music] not presenting your fingerprints as evidence oh mr abby do you recall you saw me yesterday the crane earned in your bag was there then wasn't it that's quite impossible sure i didn't look in my bag myself but even better than that i touched whatever was inside what you did your honor this bunch of stuff passed my line can i go home otherwise i suggest you throw out the pot and try another grind yes indeed you're rambling randomly suddenly there was a large set piece right in the shot where it hadn't been before which means you had to move it somewhere out of the line of sight at the very least so everything would match your pictorial alibi for bullard's myrtle myrtle myrtle you guys did such a wonderful job in there major congratulations what the [ __ ] [Laughter] what the [ __ ] the defense gave a child childlessly amateur before i can't read those words huh oh no i shall hereby hand down the verdict in the case against maggie bird guilty ass i'm going to settle this in court tomorrow ah and the shadow of the cadaverini crime family looming over it all but i was able to figure out who was my imposter a dangerous lone pair there is only one thing on my menu dick gumshoe it is true that the bottle in question was presented as evidence in miss bird's first hearing a month ago listen [ __ ] this is my case my witness shut up old man beard and stupid fart so tell us mr t grey on the day of your murder you don't remember that do you because you're dead what i don't know nothing about none of that or what the hell a tray being even is you're [ __ ] lying then explain this note [ __ ] what the what's that a hoy steel samurai can i [ __ ] it it's worth you say that's right he and i used to do some pretty gay stuff he's a prosecutor so he's like nick's rival no it's not my fault it couldn't be i didn't kill this guy [Applause] i kind of did well that's my personal philosophy nice i've been thinking about taking some law classes and it's got me thinking about taking some law classes because that's what i was thinking about and after meeting you i don't want to be a lawyer oh really it sounds like a really sh job and you're not really good at it and everyone hates you afterwards i mean not as much as if you're a voice actor in anime but they still hate you yeah i've been doing some thinking too about what penises mostly she would never have said and done all those terrible such a [ __ ] it's tough but learn from this and move on you pansy i know looks like a pretty old one since we're here let's ask the lord and savior jesus christ for help would you please help us jesus christ there it is because it seems the waves decided to come back to the contrary we're prepared to hear their statement at any time oh your suit is loud oh i suppose youngsters these days don't know when to give up well i mean she is a woman what do you expect what the hell standing tall is a proud member of the detective unit i don't believe that's relevant detective shut the [ __ ] up [Laughter] what the victim was in on it mr falls think i'm done ketchup ketchup yeah that's great good work guys she managed to wake her make her way back home alone [Laughter] she managed to awaken bake this man held a grudge a kick great sorry i do drugs before coming here to see you i paid a visit to wright at the hospital he requested i'd do him what he really asked for that he did be honest with me you know yeah but oh poison damn it i've got to find a way to help her i'm such a [ __ ] i'm shocked to see you're alive what hang on i'm a prosecutor yeah right you kind of suck seriously you suck but i know you can do this and then later we can maybe hang out a little bit maybe date or something there's no turning back now the defense is ready to present your argument your argument it is a precursor yeah i said it was his argument and now it's just gonna be me telling a story a very short story uh once upon a time there was a defense prosecutor and his name was phoenix wright but he was in the hospital and now taking his place is a totally unqualified at least for the time being what what are you trying to say we've proven that it is not and then i just gave up but uh you're rather green because it turns out that gorgeous angel can fly well he's clearly on meth [Laughter] control your witness death is something i've experienced firsthand really you died why couldn't you have stayed that way you'll be nice to her you here cause if not i'll tater ya put it in your ass butts it's where i keep it fee nicks i was curious about this crystal wanted to check if it truly was the victims you're always working aren't you can it [ __ ] me [Laughter] can it [ __ ] me is just such a nonsensical question to ask iris i'm counting on you you have two arms and two legs and that equals four right i'm heading over to the inner temple right now [ __ ] off i believe that was her name i'm being electrocuted and whoever did it was a child i'm sure the [ __ ] you mean by that i mean it's pretty obvious no adult would have made a silly little mistake like that [ __ ] and that's how iris got here how much do you know about the twins do you at least no [ __ ] was it dahlia yes master of the quran school a woman who'd been seen neither or heard from 15 and what's more besides being karine's master she was also a dance instructor are you serious what mystic misty she seriously danced so [ __ ] hard it was amazing disco there's just no reason no reason to disco how hard will you fight for the people you care about most that's the truest measure of one's character it's a question defense attorneys must ask themselves while preparing for and although the bonds we shared were tested from time to time in the end these struggles only brought us closer and i couldn't wait to get away from them because they're the most irritating heads i've ever known goodbye cleveland

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Published: Sun Nov 15 2020