-Last time you were here,
in fact, you were having your second --
-I was knocked up, yeah. [ Laughter ] -I was pregnant, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. -So cute.
-Thank you. -And now, how old's the baby?
-My daughter's almost 4. My son's almost 2.
-Wow. -I know.
Isn't it crazy? -2 is different, right?
-Well, yeah. Two kids?
-Two kids. -Oh, boy.
Yeah. Yeah, it's very different.
I mean, it's -- First of all,
you don't really appreciate having just one
until you have two. And then hindsight 20/20,
you're like, "Oof. One kid was so much easier." -Are they pals?
Do they play around? -Yeah.
They're actually good, yes. My daughter's very sweet to him. She's actually really nice. Like, there are times
where she's, like, an a-hole, but more times than not...
[ Laughter ] ...she's actually
really kind and really generous. -Oh, it's so cute. -He's a little bit more,
um, a boy. -Yes. Exactly right.
Yeah. Are you watching a lot of
"Paw Patrol" in the house? -God.
Oh, every night. -That's all I watch.
-Yeah, all the time. If there's a treat,
it is "Paw Patrol" time. "Paw Patrol"
and "Bubble Guppies." Listen, "Paw Patrol,"
"Bubble Guppies," we are in, so if you want to send me
some swag, totally cool. -Wait. What?
[ Laughter ] Don't come on here and ask them
for "Bubble Guppies" swag. [ Laughter ] Might as well.
I mean, dude, have you seen -- -I'll take "Bubble Guppies",
"Paw Patrol," and "Peppa Pig." [ Laughter ] Bring it on, Nickelodeon.
-Have you seen -- Have you seen "Paw Patrol Live"?
-Yes, of course. Yes -- with the pirates,
with the flag. -Pirates, wave the flag.
Yeah, I did that, too. -Yeah, we saw it in Iowa, which,
by the way, is really awesome. -Wow.
-Yeah. -Do you just travel,
or is Ashton from -- -Family, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Family's in Iowa. -Yeah. How long --
You and Ashton just have been married
for three years now? -We just celebrated our
three-year anniversary. -Hey, happy anniversary.
We love him. [ Cheers and applause ] Tell him I said hello, please.
-I will, I will. -And I think
I talked to him about this. Do you honeymoon in your RV?
-Oh, yeah. Have you talked about this?
Do you know the story? -Well, not on the show.
Backstage, I mean. -Oh, oh.
Oh, let me tell you, then. Guys, this is a very long story, and I'm gonna try to keep it
as short as possible. -It's a talk show.
Go for it. [ Laughter ]
We got time. -I started recording this,
because it became absurd. But if you've ever seen
the "National Lampoon" movies... -Yeah.
-...our honeymoon was like a real-life
"National Lampoon's" honeymoon. I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not saying it for a laugh. We also went honeymooning
with my in-laws. -Oh, my -- what?
-Yeah. Uh-huh. -In an RV? -In an RV that I got my husband
for his birthday. So, here's what happened.
I made -- I made a boo-boo. I, for his birthday, was like,
"You know what? We love RV'ing.
I'm gonna get him, like, a gift card to..." You know those RVs that you see
that have, like, a dog on the side of them? Like, they're like,
"RV America." I'm not plugging anything, but you know what
I'm talking about, right? -Yeah. Exactly, yeah.
-Okay. Not the most luxury of RVs
but fine, and I was like, "Clearly,
this is a great birthday gift." Gave it to him for his birthday, not thinking that
my husband's gonna go, "Oh, that's our honeymoon." And I was like, "Wait, no!
No, no, no!" -You're like, "No.
I was thinking about you. I'm not thinking about not us." -Yes, this was not a honeymoon.
-"That's your gift." -He's like, "Honeymoon."
And I was like, "Oh, boy." So, we're in our, like,
little tin can on wheels, and my in-laws are in
what my husband coined as, like, the "Taj Mahal of RVs," okay?
[ Laughter ] It is, like, a double pop-out. It's got Jacuzzis --
like, everything. We, again,
with our 10-month-old, are in a tin can on wheels.
That's how it starts. Eight hours into RV trip, and
then, you know, this continues, our air conditioner breaks
in Bakersfield, in 110-degree weather. The whole thing went, "Pop!"
And I went, "What's that sound?" And then Ashton literally goes,
"Oh, no." And I was like,
"What could it be?" It's like midnight,
maybe 110 degrees. -No.
-RV breaks. We have to go get
a whole thing fixed. We almost died on the side
of the road when Apple Maps took us on a road --
It wasn't a road. It was a fire road
on the side of a mountain. We all had to jump out
of the vehicle and walk for like 3 miles while
my father-in-law drove the van. And Ashton, like, navigated him
over gigantic boulders, 'cause there had just been
a massive flood. [ Laughter ] -Guys, this was, like, day two.
-What? Then, long story short, my wonderful, beautiful
mother-in-law picked the RV parks
that we were staying in, but didn't --
She didn't use the Internet. She used, um...books.
[ Laughter ] And, um, uh... Don't laugh.
It's not funny. It's not funny, guys.
-But, like, recent books? -No.
[ Laughter ] -Like...
-Like, old travel books? -Yeah. -And now,
did these places still exist? -Well, barely.
[ Laughter ] I wouldn't -- I'm not gonna
recommend any place to stay. -Any of the places you went to?
-No. Well, she's like,
"We'll end in Napa. It'll be beautiful."
I was like, "You know what? What could go wrong?"
Let me tell you. [ Laughter ] An RV park, not in Napa
but an hour outside of Napa, with two prisons, okay? [ Laughter ] Yes, guys. That is where our RV trip ended. And my husband looks at me
and goes, "I quit." And I was like, "Me too."
-"Me too." [ Laughter ] "We're meant for each other.
We're meant for each other. Let's go!
Let's fly home with the baby." -Yes.
And that was our honeymoon. -That is fantastic. -And three years later,
we really like each other. -Yeah, you really do.
-Yeah, yeah. -That's proof.
-Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] -That's proof
that you like each other. -Yes. That's like --
I'm not kidding you -- a very short version
of really what happened over six days, and I started
recording everything. We drank a lot.
-Would you ever... -Every night.
-...go RV'ing again? -Yeah, absolutely.
It was fantastic. -Oh, really?
-I wouldn't -- I would maybe splurge
on a larger RV. -'Cause I'm -- I'm thinking
about getting into that RV game. -It's so fun.
-[ Man claps loudly ] -Yeah.
-That one guy supports... [ Laughter ]
-There's one guy. -I don't know why, one guy's
really psyched about me RV'ing. [ Laughter ] It was like,
"That sounds awesome, man!" -Just one guy, though.
-Yeah, one guy. Everyone else is like,
"We don't care. [ Laughter ]
-It is really fun, though.
