Michael McIntyre Tests Out New Material On Chris Martin - The Graham Norton Show

wait when you go with you all your jokes you hope that there's obviously there's different references that they won't get and some things are very British centric and I didn't know that if they knew I have a joke about well it involves the words hanky-panky what is it [Laughter] George oh it's just a silly joke it's a joke about words that come with another word so there's like chitchat or chap so what's the difference being chat and chitchat why these people say John have a chance we just had a chat we had a bit of chit chat but it's pretty much the same thing the difference of course is [ __ ] but people never have a chip they never go would you like a chit no I don't have time for a chat could we have a little chit so I was gathered all these words up like like willy-nilly nitty-gritty admit to you do sometimes get the nitty hurly-burly dilly-dally wishy-washy is hanky-panky because what everybody hopes I can only speak as a man but men tend to hope for hanky-panky on a daily basis but often we must make do with hanky [Laughter] [Applause] sometimes we get to the end of the day and it looks like pinkies on the cards didn't think was happening today and we're like I'm not sure I can do pinkie cuz I went hanky early daughter but if you can refrain from hanky there's a good chance of rampy bumpy I didn't know whether they had the phrase hanky panky in Australia tour manager who is the sweetest smallest Maltese man he's a tiny sweet malteaser malteaser with aboard XO that you've eaten the top of and I said these those great see I said grats can you go and find out if they know the phrase hanky panky because I don't do this joke and everyone just stares at me so he went over to the largest Australian security man I've ever spent scuse me are you familiar with the phrase Hank you think and he's just like you better get away from me great junk I'm really familiar with it yes it went very well tell me about okay it's not it's not it's not funny but it I'm interested in what your opinion is because you can be underwhelmed you can be overwhelmed right but you're never just two days ago wow you're right like you could be dischargeable always with like tential will always go with rady yeah my favorite is at Kimball you can only have links I think have you seen her dance you'll write the whelmed this is a good fool if I ever went solo that would be my name well no legs akimbo please welcome well [Applause] [Music] you [Music]

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

Views: 7,946,396

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Id: iPuqNBeL7_0

Length: 4min 21sec (261 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 11 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/amitnagpal1985]

This is what you call....literary humor.

Also Chris Martin and Ms. Pike need to make babies.