Michael Sheen - They Become Better & Better Friends - 11/13 Visits In Chron. Order [Mostly HD]

oh hi Christine everybody Mike receipt [Applause] hello brother back is hoping to see you again thank you very much and that looks very interesting the old Underpants bill yeah you're very hairy there's very many men do you are you that hearing in your own life I can I can go at it well you know as you ever grow here in your glabella I've got a lot of things in Michel about being one of them I'll bet you have makes no sense however and listen I know I I'm congratulations on there on the underworld foam in the hearing of everything but the frost/nixon I just I just saw it it's spectacular I'm really a spectacular day you and Frank everybody everybody movie but you're it certainly Frank LaBella right Frank glabella so unusual really exact in his face I liked it because you know well you grew up Britain didn't you I did sue design yeah and everybody could do a David Frost impression when I was growing on thinks they can do this yes that's right and you touched on that in the film I suppose when everybody would go up to them and do that and he would say I don't do that what is everyone wants to do one to me as well okay and they wanted to do one to me before when people heard that I was playing Frost right and come up to me and do it and which of course puts a lot of pressure on because most people were better at it than me you break it up do you want to do when I have a quick frost or we have a frost oh yeah all right well I will focus on Challenger all right then I'm good evening and welcome yeah okay I give that a thick set of okay okay yeah I'm under a lot of pressure I don't have time I can I can do I could give you the young frost or I could give you the old frost oh let's try young for a young fuck okay hello good evening and welcome Wow it's that that the young prosperity I didn't know he was gay I was cross going into often power yeah if the boss did have little movement behind entirely I suppose is slightly based on David Ross together I think yeah boy jet set that scene where you're in the in the jumbo jet you're talking to that fabulous bag Amy yeah so I'm gonna say yeah salesman light with life when you get hammered and smoke cigars on airplane actually I still do do you realize why I'm not allowed into America right now you're not allowed to do an American airplanes anymore you can't smoke and drink cigars you can't even smoke cigars any can smoke champagne or drink cigars either no you can't doubt that's the laws of physics that's nothing that do ya now the under the underworld movie which that about is that both the underworld but it is about the under haul road is under it's that well I did there's this is the third one in the night in the in the series and this goes back in time it's a pre cool so it shows the origins of the old story goes back it's about an ages long feud between werewolves and vampires oh yeah well of course they are notoriously each other's throats exact time and you would be a werewolf then I am a well and because the two films are out sort of at the same time for Nixon and and under wolves I know a lot of the reviews for both films were on the same page and I was trying to think about what the journalist will put as the headline for both reviews right so there's obviously interview with the vampire right he won the covers both right but my favorite one is frostbites Oh [Applause] what does it mean the movie byte so does it mean I don't know I don't know what are you I do you believe in the the undead and they and the walking you know about you because I I do I have quite a few members of my family though yeah they fight dijanna and this is not a joke in my dressing room here yeah there's a coffin did you just get that for me was that some sort of prank oh there is actually a coffin in my dressing room no that's my dressing room oh that's all right no what happened was that this studio here is right next to where Bob Barker used to host the price as well shut up and Bob Barker is a notorious vampire so what bar borders between Shores is Lee would rest in the soil of his native line and the an any comer and you know I don't know why is the coffin lying around today is he reading is it just to freak people out people that come on the show you know I never thought of doing it but a good idea yeah it weren't with me well if you returned I think that would be terrifying to walk in and find a coffin in your dressing room exactly I had planted something completely different poisonous spider attacking for you very well yeah I thought that people die on this show but oh yeah every night when I do the monologue what about the the underworld movie it's kind of a sci-fi thing do you end up with the sci-fi conventions you to go around I'd love to I'd love to end up in a psychic I was hopefully there's one called Comic Con which is oh yes the bigger one in San Diego it was yeah oh oh yeah what a surprise you guys were a comedy and I couldn't I couldn't go there because I was a bit ill whilst it was on what was wrong I was a bit poorly oh really yeah look what yeah behind I was full yeah I know I was poorly in Britain she's a whole different thing right than being poorly here and so I couldn't I couldn't well I think you'd have to get on a plane wouldn't you oh I see yeah tell me trouble yellow you couldn't get out of there with your so I missed out on Comic Con but I don't love because like science fiction and fantasy stuff is my favorite stuff really absolutely my favorite writers Stephen King Neil Gaiman people like that do you like air Ian banks and the skies right yeah yes it's very good he has two versions yeah when it breaks regular books Ian banks when he rates science fiction books Ian M banks although I don't know anything about science fiction I'm not a geek not me if you're if your monologue goes well are you known as Craig Ferguson if it doesn't go well Craig pifo know if my monologue goes well Craig Ferguson if it goes badly I'm Conan O'Brien everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music] didn't get any of that please welcome Michael Sheen everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music] Michael how are you I'm very well I'll see you back on the show you look Beauty Aventine yeah yeah yeah I've grown a little bit of beard I was just helping them take your name sign there yeah yeah they're bringing it down it's a shame but you know we're dead the whole thing things come to an end all good things must know I nearly say no good things in a novel issue and thank you sir fortunately all bad things and good things everything passes you know it's essentially if you take away matter yeah oh yes are you all right I'm well and having regular passes did you did you have a problem before there was a blockage boys our employer do we want for that papaya really yes Popeye the Brazilians eat all the time that's why they got the Olympics because they see a lot of meat in South America so the papaya and the acidity of the papaya breaks down the protein of the meat and well it would be I would have thought it would be hard to pass a papaya I passed the grapefruit ones but papaya would be why do you keep doing I don't know I shouldn't have stopped you shouldn't all right and very well everything's regular downstairs okay this is funny we just original I'm not a doctor so when I saved you everything all right you don't have to tell me how y'all doing I not a doctor although I may I might go to med school now what are you gonna do with your day oh I don't know you know it spend more time with my family in there and what did I thought your family back Stadium I don't know he's going to fend off now you're in this movie you play Brian Klock the legend of British soccer I did yeah yeah he was he was an extraordinary character yeah did he at least oh no he died in 2004 oh that's that yesterday yeah it must be very old oh he was he was getting on then yeah yeah but he was you know when I was growing up he was I mean you probably read whether and I know you're not a huge fan of sports not really no but even but even not a sport though without a doubt though we were going to do a film about a man who has oh yeah yeah you can't have that in the Olympics yes filter in the Olympics they do have some yeah yeah yeah of course poor I think soap is a fair sport I enjoy it he said it's anything you can't do well I can't play soccer yeah I'm terrible at are you good soccer player I was going to be a soccer player well yeah before I became an actor really when I was 12 yeah have you ever heard of the team so I wasn't going to play for a major team one of our selves but you kind of you join their Yuri good I was a pretty good twelve-year-old yeah but what team were you I was going to play for Arsenal Arsenal did like a huge to yet and they have the word ass in them yeah that was the main reason I say that I don't yeah you can say Arnold oh yeah why not what I'm gonna do for me and so I did you did you did you play soccer in the movie do you I did well there's one there's a scene a couple of things in it because the Brian Clough was a player be malaria and he got injured and he couldn't play anymore so when he became coach of the teams he wanted to prove to them that he could play better than them so he would hang around the gold notes and put the ball in the back of the net not like myself so in the film we try and show a bit of that so I'd said to all the other actors we were playing the players in the film we're all picked for their football skills as well as their acting and I said from fairly early on I said I think partly in character he's very arrogant brash I remember that he's not going it was very mean about Scotland Ozzy as anything everyone except Scottish people yeah yeah I'm Welsh so people are very mean about Wales in brain well yeah but no well it's a your language really I guess so I know what no one understand we spit a lot it's based entirely on phlegm I did it it's a language that only has consonants and a vowel yeah you can't you can't speak that language unless you've got a bad head cold I mean really I got well you know the famous the famous train station that well the village that he's only a train stay could you see it I can't all right listen this gives you an example of what was the name of a train station in width or an exam fire for swinglish go Garrick wind rubbish fantasy leo go go go [Music] in that Inn in Wales saying the names of our villages is an Olympic sport yeah well I think it's in the 2006 you do run their own with a rover detachment was passing papaya yeah I did that I'm sorry I don't want I get that what about the what about the plane of the soccer then did it work out well yeah so I said I said to all the the other actors look obviously I am by far about a football player than any of you and I'm this is partly being in character you know and then it came to the day when I had to actually prove it you like to play football in front of everybody and so they're all standing there going right come on then and then it seemed the world's press turned up that day as well because I'd said in a few interviews that I could have been a football player so they're all there trying to film catch me doing it got it back of the net so steak done that's great yeah thank you very much of course you only have my word for the PM's crusade soccer in America has never really I mean you know a lot of people would argue has taken off but really it's not huge it's not huge like the NFL my theory about is that sport is completely entwined with the history of the country and so there's that fantastic documentary that Ken Burns did called baseball right I watched when I was here a few years ago and I realized the history of baseball is the history of America and you've got American football you've got baseball hockey all those things you don't really need another sport now you know why I think we don't need another sport that you're best at as well as also you know why I think it's difficult for it to work in America as well because you get to forty-five minute periods no timeouts so there's no place for commercial breaks guys yeah I'm also are you going to sell the beer buddy are you gonna sell to be where are the car sales in there but your five minutes commercial-free you can a dog communist you can add excitement you could have excitement by getting the players to sell beer whilst they're playing so whenever they get near the byline they could find Pando be really great fantastic yeah and then set their boots on fire multitask yeah well dad's an Olympic sport Ted your boots on fire I'd like to see Brazilians in thongs with fiery boots and their beards the people in the crowd that's ple would be nothing that cool will ever happen here I've told you once I told you a million times this show sucks please welcome my friend Michael Sheen everyone [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello hey how did the movie do the weekend is going to be ahead I don't know I was there I was sitting at home counting all my quintillion dollars you know I get no no I didn't think so they don't pity actors do it lucky I'll get an action figure I can get you one of those tonight if you want you doing your own sordid time I like that I like your hair in this film there did you like yeah I liked it very much it's good thank that with that wig I grew it all myself did you have the ability to grow hair at will that's what makes you that oscar-winning movie star and me to the humble chimney sweep is pronounced chimbley sweet chimbley seriously it Mary Poppins are called chimbley sweet mother yeah I don't remember that it's your view people should know that when you're not dribbling over your green bean casserole where you're watching old Disney movies of British chimbleys hello I like to take Van Dyke's English accent marry me - I suspect all right it was fun on it it's the rest of Britain that's got it wrong yes that's that's what I tried to keep it a historically accurate you know fix it like the Queen speaks it you know the way you think the Queen speaks that's all the act weren't you in the Queen yeah but the real queen the real Queen actually speaks like Dick Van Dyke but oh Michael are you hello would you like a guy who'd that guy yo get off me exactly exactly that so she actually is what part of England are you from I'm from the Welsh part of England oh yes which is not the same as the Scottish part of it yeah the Irish Claddagh I thought you people were part of England [Laughter] Deanna has to play Welsh characters no listen to be any Welsh vampires ever there's no although I do put a little bit of Welsh into this one because I put a little bit of well she do everything I do because I'm crap you've come to the right place how are you dealing with the enormous popularity of this thing I or people stopping you and saying oh look it's what's the name your character gonna forget ro ro ro I know you pretend to put them down these folks but in fact about what people don't realize is the Craig actually wrote them I dare ya what I if I threaten these films that would be nice don't Bobby daddy ID you get drunk of my book yeah yeah you be not being enthusiastic but also not being class that's right I'd just be wrench somewhere who does write the films of this entire race whatever Stephanie writes the books and the films have been written by another lady right okay well that's always good no oh having cut out yeah actually we can't this is not like a movie we can't cut things though see that's the difference when you make a movie you you you make all the crap bet single all the crap bets we'll just take them and put them elsewhere here we just that's that little joke that's why my most of my career just short films no you cut all the crap out no a little bit what are you going to do now you've done a vampire you've been a prime minister who didn't trust you yeah what about Welsh may I suggest Welsh well like Shirley Bassey I'll do the Shirley Bassey early glad she was well or ritalin tortoise which but I come to the same town is Richard good do you drink as much as he did I have not anymore all right what are you drinking well anything really know they had America yeah liquid daffodil daffodil bleak the effects singers in wheels though unlit lighting song one song Tom Jones from Tom do you ever seen his shoe in Vegas I know I haven't but I have son the welsh national anthem next to Tom Jones did he in funny get sexy each he got a little bit sexy with yes yeah I was it was for the opening of the Welsh Assembly I believe in emails and there's all every welsh star of course the world was called back like a bat phone a bat signal right Welsh dragons lift in the night we all congregated on Cardiff and I ended up at the end of it singing the Welsh national anthem and I was stood between Tom Jones and shaking Stevens did shaking Stevens ever make an impact over here did he make it him right with his green door maybe out you bother I'll give him a quick read on right Donna water do one but deliver the lava take a CD with that yeah he you go on down he was the well dealt with you was the one : he was it wasn't the Welsh Elvis he was the well wysz the well vez yeah well I was between shaky as he was known right as you can shake I call him Jake Wow and Tom Jones right and at a certain point in the world's national anthem Tom Jones clearly did not know the words and he just stopped saying it and he turned to me and he did any went gave me a wink and then carried on saying I thought that Tom Jones that's how he gets by in the world with a movie yeah well that's a even just daughter I do that beer act and sometimes if you forget your lines like you could just be like doing the way the vampire yeah I don't know if that's good when I was at drama school I had my old this is the sort of drug school I would do my old fencing teacher Henry Marshall yeah I went to the Rada teka teka cat and Henry Marshall that used to say when your neurons do you speak like this use about that at all with a little bit and that you're a dog called 1p whoop a little a by mission make a film about heavens I would love that and adorable and what be any teaches the defects in the fencing yeah and he used to say when you're onstage and you can't remember your lines and you dry all you have to do is turn to the audience and say with complete confidence aha I'm Captain Hook [Laughter] oh yeah playing Hamlet anything oh yeah I like the sound of this fella he's good I do I don't like war me I may I try it absolutely aha I'm captain oh yeah have you ever used it I I haven't had chance to use it but my friend the friend of mine who is a different driver school what kind of treasure a very good friend special friend a special friends special fencing friend no no not as alleged come on let's go fence along be wrong sorry no one but his teacher told him and yet a teacher was a French mime teacher oh and she said they don't talk much they don't know but when they do you listen yes they say things like that she said when you're on stage and nobody is laughing and it is not going very well you just turn around you drop your trousers and you show your butt off wait wait a week off you go now I have I have a slight mechanical problem with this okay what it is when you said you drop your trousers and show your buttocks my buttocks I have to be located round the back all right okay so if I drop my trousers I would show my jingle bells and I wouldn't show but I'm so I do more than most people have television screen capacity okay so it's all my definition is right but what you should do if ever you're in trouble on the show which is did you yes you should just say you should drop your trousers turn around show your buttocks and say AHA I'm Captain Hook do the whole shuttle last night thank you thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what happens if you're unfamiliar with television what happens here is that people from all over the country send and Twitter's or emails and then we we collect them into a papery form and then they're given to me where I answer them you know there's a lot to get through maybe a thousand a day maybe twelve anyway why do is I'm just you know I I'll answer them as I as the day goes on big dog is that little or I cannot possibly be the door wasn't expected compliance [Applause] [Music] yeah I do things what I'm a bit I feel a bit awkward we both wore the gray sir I know yeah I know but yours looks great I know they so play skins I didn't want to take all no no no you maybe later but here's the problem this I use against on the show tonight but it's not time for you yet so they told me I could come in here and I'd find a good tinkering partner and then well I'll take her with you but we have to do this first layer Watson okay I want appearances I'm not you I'm feeling very Canadian I'm just invented something with the proper amount of suction yeah right well you've got to do this and then we'll have a commercial break and then you can be the guest on the show all right you do this first all right that's what are you ready all right from Carmen in Singapore Singapore ever been there it's Mia Luton no no it's much further away than look knits we're chewing gum is illegal in Singapore it is if you caught chewing gum well not really what you find you have to make it funny yeah yeah but you have to make that noise we've been doing go yes well make that noise that all right all right it's boring question ah this is from JC in Broken Arrow you ever been a broken Arrow's from Jesus Christ [Laughter] you've clearly never been to Oakland didn't like to the live my living in a talking like that yeah don't don't expect me about Oklahoma Oklahomans there it's like Holland but with guns this is reciever did Portland in Oregon you ever been out there I have I made a film there called the music within I loved that place it was wonderful I love you Portland Oregon it's very nice it rains there a lot it does look like whale me exactly when I come back I Tina alright this is that from David in Portland Oregon he said Craig after your super awkward pause with Quentin Tarantino last week we did I think he's named a Tarantino was I say you said taro Tina no that's how that's my pet name precisely taro treat you different guy a Floyd aquarium become pocket Quentin Tarantino yeah yeah garbage I'll tell you your future I am Quentin Tarantino yeah well forget all right this is for Michael and Edison New Jersey no do you know who was from there Alexander Graham Bell yeah Michael and Edison New Jersey says Craig my hair is gorgeous and this bald guy wants me to sell it to him should I do it do it do it yeah you should do it do it but wait thanks Ari we don't know if it's hair here Oh [Applause] do it ah I like yourself I'll pull out the onesie okay I'll get these doors no they say that once especially I'll put that back man without before the end post Oscar party oh it's gonna be hairy spider here we can achieve all right this is from Andy and Alpharetta in Georgia such a made-up place that does no no it does I've been there Alpharetta what long-lost fashion trend would you wish to return personally I wish men would start wearing fedoras again me too it's nice to go well Fedora no that's a crow airing siga all right I know I do but I would quite like it it meant more cigars that would be quite good I would just wear a skirt of cigar I would write one big cigar and they make my hair got like a razor head to stick out the top of it that'd be quaint does it lie holes do you ever smoke cigars I know no I don't yeah what about marijuana I just want that I died I smoked bananas have you never smoked a banana that's antenna thanks um can i actors talk go ahead I'm just trying to get you to say it what smoked a banana yeah I've never I think the sensor might be all over the populace flying and it's multiple is an incredibly small fetish group on the internet or no shaking that you've just said oh really there's people that's much to the no no no yeah I am a member of that say tonight I think I don't attend the best internet site that I've ever heard of is that there is a fetish about people writing stories about wrapping roy orbison up in cling film that is true why do you have to be embarrassed me talking about my private life story begins with I was visiting my grandmother in the hospital I walked past a slightly ajar door having to see Roy Orbison on the on the table in there I happen to have my cling film on me for they make up stories about wrapping up Roy Orbison in blue foam yeah he's no longer with us Roy I know oh that's not plausible that sort of tribute in their training I think we may have a few of them in the audience tonight yeah would main robbing a few LM in plainclothes do we have to take a break in their life all right when I come back Yeah right and I'm glad you're here because it'll stop the audience hurting me when I joined Oh No but when we when we come back my guest tonight will be making scene this is you oh yes right we're just right there you don't have to go out at the back in the car Oh that'd be awkward and I think think about more than a nobody back in the film I remember if I could Michael Caine [Applause] [Applause] hi welcome back everybody my Nick my first guest tonight I know don't stop it my first guest tonight is very very close I look I can hold him in my hand oh no the other way come here Watson I want you put my boxes ringing turn those right [Applause] [Music] well like a scene in a new film Alice in Wonderland 30 play announced one device play I want to say Alice for it's an old joke I know I play the white rabbit the strange kind of we don't really care look like a rabbit rabbit is a bit do people think you're a bit rapid II know they've not mentioned it before but I think these people do do you think everybody's rapidly when I came out they were kind of looking for little poop chunks on the floor they scooped them up in the commercial yeah they come out don't do well we we used to eat rabbit in Scotland you can't say that to me as part of my research I lived with rabbits for six months you come and say you eat them oh yeah but I would never a rabbit and a rabbit egg at the same time when you ordered the chicken and the egg which came first well the egg didn't come at all so I didn't matter the chicken and the egg I said I'd like a Cobb salad no egg and he said that's not a Cobb salad that went fine I'll have whatever a Cobb salad is without egg that's what I want but isn't it the age-old question which came first the chicken or the egg yeah but I have to say did I know the answer to that which is chicken why because you can't have an egg without someone laying it please the egg just turned up on his own but from another planet oh they came down a space left an egg eggs are gonna be what is it good boy the groan come on back ha ha I'm sorry I'm sorry v'n thinking I'm not I'm still you one of those all the egg came first people all come on I'm an eggy yeah I'm a negation is really do you believe they are Kim posted I know I believe that I believe we're all one I believe that yes I believe that children are our future treat them well and they will find a way yeah Oh which is an awkward pause just like Carol Tina oh yeah Quentin Tarantino have you met Quentin I have I mentioned a while ago hey it's nice he was lovely yeah I always expect them to do something really bloodthirsty but never doesn't know I sorted shoot three people but above them short three people you did when at a party but really give away occasionally he'll do that do you go to like the Hollywood parties and shoot people no but I think it was because someone called him Tarantino oh he just shot them hmm he went to cinema to stone the Rhoden he bought the cinema yeah just to show his films no he doesn't actually show his films much what does he show oh you know other films ones that urine sounds like it's a sheen fat yeah yeah is she nation Sheena Palooza Sheena Palooza oh yeah yeah do you would you like to understand Emma I'd love to own the cinema really in fact I'm thinking about you know there's so many beautiful old Art Deco cinemas here in LA right and they're all closed out yeah and so I'm thinking about trying to find one and start up a theatre company one what do you think about that I think that's a good idea can I be in it you can alright I that linking tickets and doing little captain wait wait that's what I was going to ask Oh at the Alice in Wonderland premiere in London last week yeah no sorry here in LA we had a sort of special screening of it yeah at the El Capitan Theatre man oh man there yeah man on an all good before the film starts oh yeah I always like a man on the organ oh hey lol yeah oMG I can't believe I said that yeah oh yeah there's a guy on the organ playing his fault under me goes down at the beginning of the oh yeah I'm sorry I'm not playing these nutty games with you I'm not what l have you been doing for the last 20 minutes anyway I suppose the film's good the because we're running out of time now let's talk about it but Alex won like fantastic go and see it yeah yeah hello boner Carson she's brilliant if I had ever seen it Helen boner tartar I called them a few I didn't mean to I just I'm having a parallel Hollywood Hollywood yes but a parallel Hollywood universe whether people call Helen Bonham Carter and Quentin Tarantino Jane oh yeah he was here you know Helena Bonham Carter I you know the actress Michelle Pfeiffer yeah Abbie hood very much so in fact I've smelled her she was a guest on the show at the end I leaned over men like that I just smelled you there that was my kiss value what did she do husband what did she do and you smelled that I appreciated it because I got a little shiver up and down my spine then when I smelled you that's nice have Ian Watson I watch it well I was going to say well shelf paper if you were to slightly get her name wrong yeah she would be Miceli Pacific but much lately and a lot bigger on that extravagant I guess you've got him why don't you from now on try and get everyone's names really wrong famous people make all right they got the lovely Michael shoe everybody [Music] [Applause] right oh it was thanks to see make machine he's gone knows oh I'm not even I've got another gas though who's lovely alright these are the movie called the Greek the Green Zone which is in theaters March the 12 take a look at this [Music] [Applause] thank you my goal no no but I know your work Oh actors talk it hang on hang on that's enough that's the real deal oh really yeah now if I can't pull off shoes like that they are stunning look at those go where they are very nice shoes yet I always do the shoes Michael if you don't mind I like the middle what do you have no idea Oh by the way here's a tip if you want girls to find you attractive show them this part where the stalk leaves a mark on your left there you go let's go suck don't until they see the mark there you go I know that's good that's that big over in the UK is it yeah big on sock mom yeah but there's a website okay hey Amy I'm congratulations to you just have a baby I did oh that's lovely I had I had a baby girl oh that's lovely what's her name Georgia Robbie did you have her in Georgia no I had her in New York but that was already a reality star on vh1 and you didn't want to call her that is that really yeah yes you're always on your mind yes she is I was gonna like you so much on her mine is faster she was always on our mind gonna be quick out that was my next baby all right great actor terrible host I'm not exactly the opposite of me I'm just going to see the gorge on your mind saying I thought I was going to say that when I'm home yeah how about the the what film the Green Zone with that yeah that's my Jamie - yeah he's really good yeah really good the real deal yeah and the Miriam you married yeah you know I get asked so much pizza oh you're the girls in that Damon movie did you get to kiss him yeah the first question did you know I feel like any one of those t-shirts like I'm the girl opposite Matt Damon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt but is it the same direction that the Bourne movies yeah and I see I love the Bourne luminizing Paul Greengrass he makes an exciting film he does there are lots of kung fu and death there's there's death there kung foo doubt happen in between the scenes that internal Matt that was just a warm-up the group you just didn't conclude to get go exactly doesn't mean them before you acted exactly yeah um there's death there's some humor there's a lot of action that helicopters Taylor come no sorry that's what you want to get in that with McCullough Alice in Wonderland thank you don't have a helicopter I come in on a helicopter it's a rabbit hole oh my helicopter a little baby girl that's lovely yes and you brought her out from your yes we all flew out and courage Darryl G she's five almost five months and how does the flying alright yeah she that's great I usually like flying when my when my son was very young it was alright because if he's not causing a lot of trouble he's asleep and when he calls the trouble do you try to pretend it's another passengers no no I enjoy I enjoyed the visiray that is spreading through here and people doing it like that sort of quickly get to sleep up you get some crazy looks bad when you get on the flight people like oh yeah not another baby I used to be that person yeah then you have a baby and karma comes right yeah but baby okay what about sleep through the night you get through the night really yeah are you sure this is a big perhaps do you know sneaking out the window and going out on the town but we don't hear her that's pretty good that's pretty impressive and poop what - poop she's got two good help happy food you like me it's a very health care that's good I know you're getting your poops yeah like little rabbit yeah well this is good did you shoot the film in Iraq I know amazingly we didn't cause it you'd swear we did when you see the film oh I don't know how many of you have been to Iraq I haven't so don't you compare it to but no we shot in London and Morocco and Spain I've been to Morocco yes babe isn't it amazing I love Morocco oh yeah yeah very very nice indeed in fact someone offered to sell me some hashish when I was in my office I of course refused I one was drugged with hashish in a nice little tagine I didn't know what was in there and the wall started to spread yeah that's it Vig I I was shocked I really I thought it was myself I thought I am really just horribly I'm terribly socially awkward I the walls are are spreading and I want to go home yeah so thank you yeah I really have to part it down no no no all right many of the people in the audience I think are on how she we're stretching yeah now there did so um well that's lovely and I'm very happy that you're here and you got to meet Michael and the films coming out and yeah it's so fantastic don't worked out rather well I think that we should have a commercial break well I don't but we have to okay but if it was cable we wouldn't have to know and we could [Applause] I'm supporting it if it was cable you could offer girl great friend rinse and repeat though son Thursday you have a five month old a miscarriage he's Wales I'm from Scotland we don't appreciate naughtiness we like things to be calm okay you know what have you ever have you ever been drinking with a Welshman not yet I swear I tell you this is true I've been drunk with most nationalities and by far and away the worst make the Australians look like Tito other well Victor why why why well one born with a great first they also they have that language which is based entirely on phlegm we made up the language after having drunk oh yeah that's best wells for one more round everything everything means one another as well for I'm sorry but we have to go to a commercial break [Applause] [Music] or cat that further back oh right well sadly we're out of time everyone but I think we all learned something Michael what did you learn I learned I never ever to come back on this why would you be so mean I talk to you very nicely about a Welshman I learned some very rude words from Amy oh yeah yeah you do know some very word warranty I am from Queens yeah I know so basically ah good times you know what we didn't know we didn't have a Spanish word of the day do you speak Spanish me laughs II should somebody you I'm sorry what does that mean my pencil is yellow who you by okay that is good is that all you're punished seventh grade Spanish yes yes I have a straight Spanish in a strange irony I was once cautioned for using that exact same phrase in Welch in when you were cautioned hmm by whom I went up to a woman and said hello my pencil is yellow oh you don't wanna say that I would also women instead my vacuum cleaner the proper amount of suction you have to buy the ladies dinner first before you you tilt raise it before you you have a pen talking about pencils and vacuum cleaners now you don't want to do that so while we were wondering if you wanted to come out and hang about with us tonight um can you get me a babysitter sure okay Michael yeah Michael would you blow you know I thought when you said we yeah both of us yeah no no that's true that doesn't mean that you're not only first called Michael you know oh there's another someone else called Michael oh no no you're the special Mike is the only Michael in the world no there are other Michael's is you does Michael over there Michael then if there's a Michael Nesmith it was in the monkeys yeah nice obscure my I like that one I'd be very uncomfortable in this suit it fits me and I'm not used to that and look you have to break that is I do you can do that against me okay I want to see the sexy like little ankle ABS yeah ankle ABS I do these all together I've got a six-pack unfortunately it's down here if you bring your sock down just below the soft mark yeah could you sort of think that softly is leaving sock cleavage not coming over and we always welcome to so pretty we have to go we're way over time I'm sorry yeah so ever that well what you got is you only going to be selling the ShamWow anyway it's a middle of the dad all right we gotta go taxi good night everybody good night that's beautiful please welcome my friend Michael Sheen everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh they are very nice they're very nice the thing to do first of all let me just say it's lovely to see you and you and your beard looks very nice thank you very much and the audience loves you too but they're just happy to be in the warm and get the promise of chicken yeah where's my chicken I always loved for your jokes yeah but you're meant to in a professional way you don't do it for chicken you do it for the love of the chicken it's true I'm not taking for them either the promise of chicken it's different I have a few bones to pick with you chicken book chicken bones yeah um what's wrong and well since my last appearance here right I thought the understanding was that I was going to be your new sidekick I rather thought you were doing rather well Bob would be the movie star isn't or she wants to be my fake I think we should introduce some kind of sidekick exam or test and I would like to go head-to-head with mr. Petersen oh Allah all right well here's a test then can you do a convincing George Takei impression it's very important would it help if I knew who George Takei was just really in stock well I do now oh I think Jeff took that right I need this job just messin with ya he's a stern fine he's got a proper career I've listened i-i've seen a special relationship thing I saw I watched I got the DVD but there's no cussing it at all hardly I say bollocks at one point that's not really cussing I'm not now it's an Elizabethan word for testicles that's not really a things like I've spent my time in America I people don't seem to think the word I'm about to say right a swear word was in Britain people kind of find it a bit rude was there hear people say wanker as if it's like that's just fine yeah it is [Music] you know I was just wearing what fanny and in fanny pack sure have you met my Packer fan here thanks miss vetti - come on come on yeah that makes us American yeah we did that yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I let it go Jeff let it go that's right you tell mom I'm in Sex in the City - oh really yeah I was in a scene that was cut out as well I play big younger brother medium oh really in fact actually saying that when I when I was growing up and I was a kid in Wales and I used to play a lot of football soccer you know it has yes I used to play when I was about 12 it was a guy on another team margon they were called Marg on boys club and they had a guy playing on that team whose nickname was biscuit which is quite a good thing because it's good meal you're right many years later Jay actually to be honest well many years later he had a younger brother who started playing as well and he was nicknamed crumb ah that's adorable makes me feel happy in warm and so yeah it's not only just alcoholism and misery because there's all sorts of other for being mad as well you know I watched the license last time you were here I watched the fabuloso fantabuloso and tabula rasa the the fantabulous ah yes and it was the the biopic you dead of the British comedian Kenneth Williams yes throughout is a great panel I nobody knows who he is he was very very my greatest performance no one knows who he is okay it's a performance yeah it may I say though we see a fair amount and this is going to say in the DVD sales for the lift we say a fair amount of your penis and I mean I'm not kidding oh oh you people to only know Michael from the Twilight movie you can see his penis and the BBC production fantabulous when you say a fair amount might be just you mean just the first few feet there it there is a scene actually it's not infindibulator there's another film edition which is called it's not porn but it's called dirty filthy love it sounds like born and it's awful I play it different from other porn it's got a story it's got a song right fair enough right yeah and there are quite a few wigs in it that doesn't make a different other but there on the top of my head only 15 in that there's a scene in that where when I'm in the bath right and I've got very poorly very ill I'm in the bath and and the waters very dirty water because I've been living like a vagrant like you're looking for ticket and at one point I believe the sheen galleon holds interview a little bit because the water I'm Aris go back they say yeah and my daughter my daughter Lily is 11 always says daddy is that the film where your willy comes to the surface of the water I don't want people to see that well you know what happens to it if it floats that means it's dead it has a lot of oxygen or it's not a which is a way I don't know I'm never sure yeah anyway the Kenneth Williams do they put a bit bell on you though didn't it oh yeah right you done yeah all right no I'm the the Kenneth Williams oh did you ever meet Kenneth I don't like you ever did you know I never met him no I never did either grew up watching him on TV yeah me too yeah he was very I suppose the best way to describe into American audience he was kind of a bit in the kind of Benny Hill exactly forwards yeah what is the fascination with Benny Hill in America I don't ladies breasts they don't think it's funny it's just it was a time when you couldn't see breasts on TV otherwise and then they would get the benefit show and they'd be ladies breasts and everyone would be like well he's not funny but look they I can have to brief it is that it is that or is it the slapping bald-headed old men on the head there was a lot of that Dorner there was a lot I yeah maybe that too to be honest although that's been a load in America for some years I believe that came over with the Mayflower that's early that's why they like basketball it used to be that football was invented by Benny Hill tonight sounds like fuck you ball was invented by a group of very short bald-headed men right who just like to be impacted typed asanas practice all right all right and then the law came I think it was Arizona that invented the right way and then they got rid of the bald man and then introduced the basketball instead us right yeah that's why you feel they play suppose you see a lot of players going it's not as much fun as the old days back in the day was really simple if we use real people there have you ever hit take to Vegas and met serial killer it's funny you should say that no I haven't you want to go ahead shaken over there in Nevada that's a that's a laugh I once I once drove through the desert yeah on a horse with no name no I once throw through the desert with my two best friends to go to Vegas and halfway wait your two best friends but I wasn't a very well this was before the days of Antonio Banderas yeah he was done the other night you love him I do you have you ever met ah no I've done that yeah well will you wait to your meal if you eat screaming it's just dreamy I mean I'm not gay but had you seen Sex and the City - before you met I'm Tony about nether no is the insects per se no but I'm just wondering there's a pattern emerging here well what's the butter then well dr. Shi you see Sex in the City - right you fall in love with Antonio Banderas from Andalusia yeah and then we see you in sexuality - wearing a dress up and wear dresses a lot longer than I what longer dresses yeah yeah no you've got to learn to make it for your two friends yeah yeah yeah we're driving through the desert and we get a couple of hours into it because big desert and I said I was going through my Jim Morrison phase at the time which means I was head to toe in black leather nice yeah and I suggested that maybe we stopped the car because it was like watching the desert on a TV screen it was sort of a bit it felt a bit so I'm much like Jeff yes and so I suggested we get out of the car and have a little wander around in the desert but really stupidly I realized that once I've walked head to toe in black leather out into the desert little way and started seeing these holes in the ground and then one of my friends suggested that this is where the snakes lived and then I realized we were a long way from the cut exactly yeah I'll just add that there for a back road to the story okay and so we're wandering around and I suddenly thought we're a long way from civilization surrounded by rattlesnakes yeah I'm head to toe in black leather and so we got back in the car and left although I went quite quickly into the car and I haven't seen my two best friends since I think they Stella you left them there I left in the desert in my panic when they find you they'll kill you that's why because you got the gold haven't you I have you found the gold yeah and then you left your friends in the desert and they're going to find you but maybe they're dead and their ghosts will find you maybe one of their ghosts is a skeleton standing behind a podium oh dear probably not no bizarrely that sounds very like Kenneth Williams the guy who at they Kenneth Williams yeah and yeah he's the same body Davis yeah exactly I had to lose a lot of weight so that this man was very very with and I went on I filmed it just after we filmed the Queen right when I played Tony where he played the Queen and then I exactly and all the way all the way through the Queen I was trying to lose weight so when I went on to play Kenneth Williams I was skinny so but because you film a bit another sequence right when I watched the Queen now I can go all fat Blair thin glass that Blair's in black so that was getting skinnier as it was going along do you sit and watch your old films to see what weight you are every night really so everyone I find that Deering dinner was the beautiful film where you had a beard is just to make me look more Andalusian for you pray you like a tour Banderas I was surprised I thought he would be pompous he's not at all no he feel like very very nice man very expense does he really could reenact I'm his uncle we have scratch-and-sniff cards can we have that you're saying yes but your eyes are saying no but your eyes instead go to commercial break yeah did we do after the minute we plug them it's good movie you had this special relationship I've seen it you played Tony Blair and I do that's easy yeah for you I mean yeah yeah I mean you do it you've done it twice huh I do it in my sleep yeah do you really quite literally I do it in my sleep did you ever get naked and have a bath pretend you're the former Prime Minister you later came as my Prime Minister's galleon just the first few fish yeah it is first couple of feet here I think well we're every time man get out of here okay yeah if I was your sidekick I'd say something with Tina I wish you wear yeah weight and participation I'm not a strong point I'm doing my bit like you're saying everybody Wow please Michel seen everybody [Music] like you see hello my god hello Michael you're better than Plinko hahaha good to see that was amazing of them you look out like that looks to me like Brigitte Nielsen becomes David Bowie SEP 2013 on you where you're looking at Eiffel Tower I'm always looking not a day goes by I know I don't mind yeah yeah I don't for hey Tina yeah contraband have you seen that porn parody I'm working I would even porn parrot you've been working on oh yeah yeah slender a bastard feathery busted three yeah how are you I'm very well dick you know I don't know anything about Ron I didn't see the first one either I was Kim an 80-acre I was 12 so you would have been War II yeah I didn't know whether to go for the nasty thing yeah yeah you were about 20 now go be nice and say you're about four no I was I what year did it come out you were 12 yeah so it will be 9 82 82 I was 22 83 semana 21 my I was it was I remember it was a gray rainy day in South Wales let me take a bath back right well welcome to South Wales what's the weather like cupola like I don't realize no inside yeah I was right now yeah it is no it's snowing my mom and dad said that they've handful of snow and Scotland - somebody tweeted me and said hey we've got a denture in Scotland [Applause] kamijo her bed [Applause] I was going to say that cold yeah no it's very cold in Wales at the moment but I was taken there to see the film when I was 12 and I went in and it was I was like at that perfect age where you're just ready to be absolutely blown away by a movie and entron was the one that did it really yeah I mean I was completely off my face drunk for that entire decade so I I remember 12 but I was off my face well because it was a gray and rainy day as well yeah well it mean it seems it seems very nice and David by that David Bowie this ammaji you do not know MA I was doing an homage to David Bowie's ability huh yeah no I was yeah well the character I play is kind of he plays with identity and he sort of you don't know quite what is the gender is anyb himself by definitely bike you're definitely bike right that's a pretty good I can be can you do David Bowie I mean I don't mean can you do database legally yeah I mean I think we'd have to ask David Bowie yeah and we really oh you'd have to buy him dinner first yeah yeah done nothing Michael perhaps we should have something to eat very good very good very good Plinko do you do this okay no right you just want to do it he does this thing I've noticed that he doesn't say where he sort of pulls the sides of his mouth darling oh yes you do yeah but that's very like your Prince Charles yeah yeah but my friends Charles is nothing like Prince Charles I've made I've carved a mediocre career impression with doing impressions with people that are nothing like the axle but that's what I've done glad Frost I've done yeah that's a lady player you give a run in tournaments your best events I've tried to run into him but he always nips away from the edge of the car as ice - fun are you letting their nose you live here now I live in a really yeah well you can use get know turned and stuff honestly tan are you going to have some plastic surgery I've had a lot of plastic surgery and I've had it all done to my feet which is is not done usually in this side well you there's nothing if you want a work in this town you better have sexy feet yeah do you have sex even my feet are dating Hugh Hefner both of them both of them he's a very lucky man area so what do you do when your feet are out they are given back in my phone I feel good not Playboy Mansion I've never been a view in the urban area in the grotto yeah we actually have to use this just because we talked about it oh man if it's a little bit would you like to fuck massage yeah you know I would but I'm not going to because I don't trust myself in your plan yeah exactly Aminu again we did it back this is disgusting this isn't handsome no no it's no actually spit if reason all three yes it's fed by had a mint first so as a cannibal I because CBS one yes they won't buy hand sanitizer you kill me come on it's like spitting vodka [Music] man how do you know what spitting vodka feels like your hat we've not given up in the play by my ear with a gray and rainy day I told you so maybe you should go up to that Playboy Mansion yeah you know see it what what I've never understood is Swahili us everybody who are Helia very difficult language but so he lives there in this mansion and then I got just like parties there every night and all these women there yeah well I think so I think it I think he lives upstairs in a kind of apartment where he can sneak out and go for the early bird special and all that and go to a big giant drug stores and a little rat oh and and I think once his party caught below and then they bring him down from time to time he goes ah kind of like what we do with Japanese yeah very similar you're good let's take a break but here's the here's the great news mm-hmm you have to do another bit of the show after the Kabuto yeah yeah we'll be right back [Applause] [Music] [Applause] no I don't even think I we were we were just talking man he's feeling a little bit of kissing at all I got a foot massage and it was do it it was so exciting I sparked into my body so now you were telling me ever during the break about the Tron movies in the 3d it's in the 3d and and Jeff Bridges plays himself now and back in 1982 yeah and then I said to you how does he do that you said Oh Benjamin Button and I'm like what what does that mean that mean that means you get Brad Pitt in to play the young governor really it means it means well the technique that they developed the technology they developed for Benjamin Button to make Brad Pitt kind of age backwards and I kind of developed that and taking it further and so you get to it-- a spoiler alert nice no spoiler alert everyone knows using the trailer for god sakes man you get to see Jeff's character Flynn from the first film in this film as well so it involves kind of having cameras all around your head and and and other actors being your body and I'll just make one an app I have know that I was so drunk oh well I have no idea but are you very patient with all that stuff because I can imagine like all that makeup and all that stuff and all these cameras and the 3d things and decided bore the arse off yes and I'm four hours and then no it's great it's like cum like people say what you like to have to imagine everything going on around you and it's a green screen all that but it's like being a kid in your bedroom you know I'm just playing you go I maybe not the way you played in your bedroom yes exactly bringing back any memory yes darlin come on I was going to do that I would all be that is the subliminal math I was always told I'd go blind if I did too much of it I thought that too I actually thought the worst of it was I occasionally would go and stay over at my grandma's house and she had nylon sheets on the beds and the gap on your toenail no it was worse because when you end of them if you were stayed in the guest bedroom and I was like 13 14 right stay in the guest bedroom if you're in nylon sheets and you start moving around enthusiastically did you get an electric shock high in your paper bag and I thought I was being punished by a yo-yo you know I I had a friend it is a terrible thing that I had a friend when I was going to discovered moving around excitedly as you put it I am doing pull-ups on the door frame of his door his bedroom door he wanted to like you know get stronger he was quite skinny right so doing pull-ups on the board or through his door but with the door closed and he discovered that boy that boy had the biggest developed arm and a very satisfied smile on his face on most of the school and only attracted to very flat-chested where exactly exactly very two-dimensional relationship yeah that's very important thing to do I've never tied up sex with the door maybe none of the time maybe no I think a part you're a very attractive disc though [Music] [Applause] bigger on the inside yeah so what are you fancy tonight and you fancy an awkward pause or harmonica - get out of here holding um I'd like to try son I'd like to try secretary oh oh [Applause] to that's pretty good pretty good you must do that without telling anyone because it died back they were said playing cards I thought oh well it's actually it's actually Daft Punk exactly that fun damp oh yeah in the song to all the music for Tron Ray famously you never see their faces they're always up the the helmets on and the whole thing so you see a Daft Punk are inside Secretariat yes maybe that's true internet idiot those French or those French have you ever been on a show in front yes we do a sort of co-anchor type thing he's after and I'm after two on the walks why would you applaud my pain well you know it's good to know that you do well in France I guess it's my Gallic charm you are a charming bastard I my garlic brat you know you're lovely I'm not gay but I do you actually that probably makes me gay doesn't yeah well to each his own oh no that's back to the guy with the door yeah you all can be my door pray and beg all right let's do my doggies here we go giving back to britain much i do occasionally yeah all right well here's five euros here knocked over all right have you got a dollar yeah that's what makes you a movie star in my book son hey our american money come into five euros back today all right if you harmonica that that's not really a verb is it harmonica if you have monetize that well do i have to get to tuck this down the front of your pants [Applause] I'll do many things for a dollar not blowing an organ for you ain't one of them all right come on help yourself it's a brand-new fresh hasn't been touched well it has but not by hand yeah okay there we go right can you play that I bet you can plug it up to do now you won't be able to do that because you'll be doing the scene that William oh look I got my dollar back okay okay okay one two one two three four [Music] [Music] xx please welcome Michael Sheen everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I think any of it no no you find me sorry about the math we doesn't get it cleared up in time all right lovely to see you you look nice thank you very much like that suit thank you it's yours it will just hanging out in the back there no no no way I'm much larger than you across the girth they'd fall off I've gone for a skinny a skinny ties yes I tried to go for the skinny tie but somebody told me recently a skinny ties make you look fatter because there's more expansive shirt you use like a fine-lookin no you look great I think I have separated the trouble with the skinny ties but there's nowhere to I don't know if people know that ladies in the audience with a tie you usually put the second bit in the first place a little who that lady oh yeah don't you ladies oh I'm sorry I mean I don't know who you know who from the back we want to put a tape or something other whooping lesbians girl oh no I don't do things like that hooting hooting lesbian there how are you dear you run very well I'm slightly worried about my divided let it go man nobody cares [Applause] going too far it's a New London style haha alright I'll do it too hi everyone welcome back to Project Runway I do you ever watch Project Runway I did you sort it yeah watch it you have an offer but I'd really enjoyed it but I used to start feeling slightly less manly for watching it I don't know if that's true but I've thoroughly well how do you combat that watching some sports I would then watch men with drills and come sooner that makes you more manly they make you more friendly well I'd get my leather yeah go gear on and don't you ever wear leather trousers you know I'd the very first time I came to America oh boy I would I just gone through my Jim Morrison face oh I was going through my Jim Morrison thing I didn't know that you had one yeah every every man goes through it I went through a little bit myself yeah yeah and so I went straight to the final couple of weeks the fat bloated hairy alcoholic yeah I'm dinner bath in Paris but when I first came at me and my friends went on a sort of road trip did you do the whole road trip Singapore oh yeah across America with the hallucinogenic drugs and everything I didn't do the loser you didn't do the hallucinogen no but I did do the leather trousers oh no it the leather trousers without the hallucinogenic drugs are and then this is no way endorsed by CBS but you gotta you gotta tie it all together so because leather throws us when you are tripping Wow it's like you're wearing a lizard on the way it does but you're not that kind of a you're just kind of you enjoy it I like I like a sweet cup of tea that's it really yeah that's about it maybe a bonbon a porn phone I haven't said have you been back home recently your accent seems a little stronger I I have I went back to Wales I am Welsh of wells yes I know that I and I was back there just free stuff for a couple weeks ago all right did your accent get stronger when I was back in Scotland a couple of weeks ago and I do people who have worked with here for years were like what did you say there you know I was like actually yeah nowhere nowhere but I I can understand every word of course you guys are well Scottish Welsh God well it's that kind of Celtic guttural aggressive sad yeah well they say that people say that your accent reflects the kind of landscape where you come from Wales is very hilly and mountainous we go up over very very open up you can hear that's how I don't know oh no oh you don't like this yeah no I do my noticed when I was in Britain has fascinated me but all the television presenters talk the same way they have this same style that they start talking like this the talking like this and they're talking the talk and then they finish the sentences like this they start the sentence when something's very tight and it's very tied to my trousers and then it's gone away and I've know much better are they are they actually releasing it feels like it it's like everybody comes like I really have to go to the bathroom oh I went and everything and I when you go back it's amazing or even if you watch a British television personalities here like did you watch Dancing with the Stars occasionally one yeah and lamb talks like that watch a lot of drilling again yeah well no dance above the stars is all right everyone what a lens is behind well it's a little bit more like that better ended a dying you always finishes it off he likes to get a little bit a little more relaxed nearly finishes you off yeah he's quite manly and he likes Borya motive dancing can be very manly have you done a lot of border:none I did a bit I did some would we call it um salsa dancing for a film ones yeah I was that you cuz you hit your quite hippy I am happy yeah yeah yeah I well I was dancing with Olivia Williams you know Olivia I do yeah very attractive woman you would get very hippy with her given half the chance I would yeah you're wearing a skinny tie you'd look very hippy well yeah that's true maybe that's what the problem was I I knew Olivia Williams before she became Olivia Williams she was her name was Harry Styles oh I knew it so you actually in when you're auditioning for things right when you're in Britain yes these big movies going on in America you get us to put yourself on tape right and you do an audition you put yourself on tape and it goes off and no one ever sees it and you liver ashes everything naw see auntie no no that's another story right right but Olivia put herself on tape and millions of people do this everyday and and nothing ever comes out and Olivia did that for a film and she got chosen for that film with Kevin Cox it came to postman yeah the one of the great Kevin Costner having exactly but about a postman I remember this film a postman that went after was a nuclear holocaust that's right and he was a postman that went around saying Mills got to get through even although there's been a nuclear and people were like a terrible idea of Roswell come snow come rain come radioactive fall yeah that's right oh stop no stop the yes but I let but it gave the world Olivia Williams yeah it's great them yeah she's she's lovely girl how did you do with you don't I will do all right yeah you know I enjoy dancing do you enjoy dancing I do I get there embarrassed doing it it's a British to begin with yeah you sort of just sort of stand there jiggling a little bit while and then give it a couple of minutes and I'm doing yeah you've got it going it's kind of like sex if you thought someone was watching you probably would be that goodness you just don't and you know even although I like people to watch me having sex even when I'm on my own I have to tell you about talk time sex I have to tell you about a thing that I came across sweetly a while ago and then he told you about the website about wrapping Roy Orbison and clean film oh yeah yeah yeah and I think I may have found a statistic thing that out does that in strangeness with two people that want to wrap the late Roy Orbison in cling film yeah somewhere Israel I know there's a website where people write stories a friend of mine was given a box of blank videotapes because someone in his Street and old an old feller had died and his wife knew that he was into watching films and video and things like that the newfangled video tapes right okay and so she gave this box of videotapes that her husband had in the basement and so he had them only used them to record things off the TV because he still got a video recorder and a friend of his came out going orally badly out of it and they're watching this TV show that they've recorded on one of this guy's days and then they're chatting about it and it gets to the end of the recorded section it goes on to what the old fella had on his dick and they suddenly realized that it's just lots of clips of things and they can't work out why is he recorded down with you and then they realized how well that each one of these clips had one thing in common and it was that a woman in it kept snagging a top on something that she walked past just she walked past a tree and it was just a little bit of a little bit of shit yeah and it's a fetish called snagging oh don't this is this is a very common thing you know this oh I'm a snag I'm very very I'm very into snagging as nothing I like more than really this is the real thing Maggie well good for them innocence but quite innocent really it's lovely you're walking along the street and someone just sort of gets a sweater caught on something and the only kind of this get some kind of and I guess this guy sort of look it's not in the top ten of the most extreme bandages it's a very gentle very gentle sort of British bit Middle English guys know what I like to see is a lady's mango garden oh that look at wouldn't would you almost got a twig in her sweater cup of tea and mind by doing good take a break we'll be right back we'll see [Music] very good yeah come on around the back I'm here with Michael you look good in that film with a lovely beard I was very bit yeah that means you know what beard means what Oscar yes I'm so as well yeah yeah that's why you did it wasn't it this is the one I'm gonna throw my beer that yeah that's absolutely true I do I do I was worrying about when you get a day these days Oh for me is I see how much gray hair is all mine is completely white I'm totally Santa yeah I go completely Santa like oh ho oh is that why you can't clean-shaven no I keep clean-shaven because I grew a moustache once in the world of like a mob of angry middle-aged ladies outside CBS going crazy because I grew a moustache what's that why do people know Michael garages heyyo said but I go no I'm rageous people were sending things to the show like you know mustaches this is what you look like because it's lets you like grab you by your much very angry why are people against massages I think it's because it reminds them of porn that's exactly what it is nagging porn not get massaged oxygen I got unit either the more I've caught my moustache on a twig yeah we're out of time Michael um so what he finds the ogre paws mouth organ the cash prize the cash prize [Music] the American dollars in quarters in a bag with a dollar sign on it just like the burglars use all right all right two ways to when you can either answer a question or you can guess what's in my box here so that works I imagine a box in my head but I don't know what's in it only Jeff knows what's in it you against what's in it and if you're right Jeff will tell us and if you're wrong something awful will happen to you in Welsh Wow it's very temples of them attempting I love to have a guess what's in your box although I suspect it would be something to do with Justin Timberlake and furniture so I'll go for the hallways I'll go for the trivia question all right then um oh here's one okay you ready yeah Iceland is in the North Atlantic its capital city is Reykjavik which cost more building the Titanic or making the movie Titanic all the lesbians almost booted linear oh I'm going to start talking very Ireland I'm gonna it tastes like the countryside of Wales and you you're good on the Tory side of Wales up and out here why does it what people try to do a Welsh accent they always end up sounding like they're from Pakistan even most people do yeah but also it's not talking about my father my father taught very expressively Michael and then you're all of us on your mingling in the lobby except listen I'm gonna go oh great I'm going to the lobby I like that you're like a jerk mingling in the lobby in the lobby ha ha ha ha sorry though it sounds like code for something dirty mingling in the lobby it's like snagging all right which caused more building the Titanic or making the movie Titanic I'm gonna go for making the movie Titanic [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back my first guest tonight is a fantastic actor the best doctor in the world how dare you laugh he actually is the best actor in the world thank you okay now that don't wait wait I have to finish off telling them to film your head go on then he's in a film it's the best film in the world I love you I love you is it better than films love Liam Neeson in them no fellas the better the one day exactly so and when he's in a new film is the Twilight Saga foam Breaking Dawn Part not one breaking John it's in theaters November the 16th take a look at this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] caucus night for clear you'll have played you would very not vampirey though you look very sort of rock and roll yes thank you cockle cockle I like it shall we call ourselves affectionate British names from the 1950 yeah alright Squire alright then mr. sausage alright yeah alright then my little um the son I can't do it alright listen the the film the thing oh oh yeah I was just uh I was just backstage with Chuck Norris he said he wants his he's here already I'm gonna be here already he's looking for his flute I could only just touch the floor on this look dad's weird and I mean the usual well we're you know well let me get you the little seat thing I think I'm some pops or something yeah yeah hold on we keep this in case Tom Cruise ever turns up Oh yeah better it's like a mini disco for shoes yeah I have to say these shoes have a garnered my attention they they're large sort of Teletubby shoes in it they're their coat they were known originally as brothel creepers that's right yeah I don't know why they were known as brothel cleo I do why well people would creep around brothels and that'll be it yeah although I can't imagine if you were going to creep around a brothel why not take your shoes off yeah I would certainly take my shoes off ah so you're admitting you creeper and brought them I have never that was a terrible rumor that got started I've never kept her under brothel so York wait you're quite loud when you're going to run brothels right I like to I play my flute when I'm walking around the brothel damping listen that thing that you move when you moved really fast as the vampire can you do that really I can actually do that see I just touched that wow that was amazing do you remember talk about this is going to be meaningless to most oh but they used to be a carrot called Billy whizz get in the moment if it was at the beach and eat chips or sauna yeah it's a comic book from the 1979 Britain good night everybody but Vinny ways was so far so fast that he could go in and out of the raindrops and never get wet that's right and you know in the same comic and this is true you can look this up they had a character called invisible dick this is true an invisible date had a torch flashlight with a beam and if you show not on things they were invisible and the golden Pacific Ruby the front relief the grab yeah this should make a movie or that quickly there's no time dicks invisible what was Geoffrey dinner he's been the Twilight book right there thank you yeah yeah I've read them all I'm a Gryffindor man I mean this the last one this is the last one right and so is this the one where the they all that we all click our heels three times yeah I like to Kansas yes I'm any other bender there's been 20 squillion oh wow you must be very wealthy no I mean I afford the big mad shoes and the must I okay I've actually I know where look at I've got an actual villain stars are you playing a villain no let's go know when you're an actor and you look like a bit of a nob because of the way you whatever you go in for something people assume it for a character rights not for character I'm just a knob yeah no one knows effect yeah yeah I know you're ahead say it because you've done the Twilight film of course yeah all right I don't understand a word I say anyway no that's not true that's not true those four or five Welsh people all the rules of America going or there's lovely are Michael Lerner there are four or five of them all over America so they run very fast all over oh yeah well they creep in the brothel creepers yeah so what's been going on with you then you've been shooting this thing you've been going to start yeah I had surgery on my shoulder yeah all right surgery my shoulder it was a Shakespearean injury I was I was playing Hamlet and I hurt my shoulder with a lamb actually hope no no no no I was pulling dead bodies and doing all sorts of things on the stage I don't remember that bit in the play oh yes yeah yeah yeah when he closes on board and the staff I hurt my rotator cuff well we got some bad ones that's our surgery yeah yeah and are you on heavy medication now absolutely I'm always on have you met him yeah that was another he put you under they put me under over next to because I had the I had the camera for being 50 years old you know down below when you get to 50 they send you a camera we they send you a camera and they send you in no uncertain manner my friend I turned I turned 50 this year and they like to photograph parts a year you you wouldn't dream that you'd want to claim is that any in any way related to an anus cope which is I only bring it up because I heard that word for the first time the other day and I thought if anyone in this world knows what an anus cope is it would be my mic cry and well here's it I think no I'm talking about a colonoscopy an anus cope was a device for detecting anuses and I brought my resume for just such a high I think the anus cope was pinging no they but they gave me these drugs when I did then I thought gosh I wish when I was taking drugs these were the drugs because go avoid you're not they and when I was done in the surgery I they tell you not to drink anything from the night before right yeah you don't have any fluids anybody but then when you get there they put an IV in you in a drip tube I've you hydrated yeah so they pump liters of water on your body oh it's lovely of course you then want to go to the loo you want to go to the toilet but you know hooked up to systems and IVs and I like the stuff so I managed to go to the loo just before and then they gave me the drugs and I'm starting to get a bit woozy I said look I've got to go again I'm desperate I've got to go again I was worried about going down to the surgery and being on the slab wherever and me peeing like a little baby going to put someone up there with wager you know I'm 43 yeah your P's not going to hit down another slightly a slightly damp right head if I'm lucky it's getting a little swampy you know I look at my own boys with in the bathroom good yeah and em with the good ol eyes but they think that they said to me it's too late and you can't go to the bathroom like we can't get you down there so can you do it in this Cup so by this book premiere ya know I had to be I acted I I couldn't I couldn't move because I had all the IVs it so then the nurse lady had to manipulate me into a paper cup okay if you think that's gonna work laughs you got another think I'm like I'm there's no way I could be relaxed enough now to do that I don't know I talking about it I've got an erection right now insulin so I said look you gonna have to leave me for a minute and I'll have a go so they put the curtains around the screens and I'm sitting then they said any any joy and now itself still nothing it's a lonely I said this is absolutely true they turned all the faucets on all the past so I all I could hear was rushing water can't run anymore no it still didn't work welcome to it's either just give up a name woosh woosh woosh all over the numbers don't like you down yeah well I always nice to see you we have to take a commercial break but when we come back let's talk more about peas okay we're right back with my crusader [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] oh we've always been able to do in France today welcome back over dear Michael just asked me when Jeff started doing impersonations uh a while ago don't for you back into the vaudeville days yeah yeah he was a Laurel Hardy and Peterson have a famous tree every true yes losing Richard favorite let's let's test them who do you want to bond them to try someone British let's try someone come on British yeah you do cue ground Hugh Grant certainly something like that certainly it's ugly if this is bad social you have to do more blinking than Jeff he's very blinky with his eyes oh do you listen Michael we're out of time you want some fruit I'd love some truth alright I mean we can do the awkward pause or the big cash prize or anything you want I just thought you may like some fruit I'd love some fruit some fruit yeah okay well here it is um I have got some you can have more than one piece if you like then you're in the Twilight movie do want this this is quite rude looking in it I do a combination of that and Anna banana I see I think we could be heading into pixelation and possibly one pomegranate as well ah no you got a real problem in your hands I mean you look separate like that no one in America will be offended they would be like oh gosh darn what a fine selection of fruit that creepy foreign guys go at his hands but but the minute I combined them into that deadly recipe of fruit genital polarity then there's going to be a problem all right all right well here's some grapes then thank you very much you don't have to eat them no no yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Michel seen everybody might be [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's very nice to see you course yet you look great Michael I love your stripy soup thank you very much you look very great for Christmas yeah you got a moon like a sexy self at candy cane for Christmas a sexy black candy canes yes whatever floats your boat you ever been to Davenport Iowa I had a lovely bisque that one yo did you really yes they have whisk at the end of the meal in Davenport it's extraordinary destoy in the United States how are you otherwise I'd the master congratulations of course on the prestigious go away exact you know be for me that's the most respectable order yet I've often heard you yeah yeah well you know anyway would congratulations thank the main thing if it's not it's not a you know video Adult Video Award but it's a but they say the Golden Globe winner goes on it's as close as they're gonna give another video or to be honest well I will in this this DeMarcus I've been watching the show there's plenty of there's a lot of shenanigans yes a lot of business going on there a lot of bit yeah a lot of biscuits yeah but your your your stuff is quite kind of lovey dovey where's the you know I'll tell I'll tell you the absolute harsh reality is that I started the series are not necessarily the finest physical specimen I see and so they kept off any how's your father for me as far into the theories as they possibly show you you better get in shape mistake you've get some sex a examine up yeah yes I see so I had to get down the gym well how did you get out shame because you looking perfectly good shape well well that I had shoulder surgery oh dear how did you I'm better now yeah was it rotator cuff it was no it was doctor I can't remember his name oh right okay Oh Michael it wasn't that famous charmin doctor dr. rod take a car Rosetta class I'm afraid your whole arm is going to come off we will replace it with another arm and also an extra vagina everything funds are not down you have to go okay has to say you have been to them you know whenever I whenever I've tried to do a German accent I only found very very camp yes Annie and I tend to always go back to the same phrase and I don't know where this phrase comes right or no German has ever said it but I always end up finishing every sentence at fanciful say I have no idea where I got that from from simple beautiful Hey so I straighten accent never doesn't show mean accent I know but my it's funny you should mention that because my daughter no she's nicer okay but she for some reason for about since she was about the age of seven has tried to convince me that she can do a fantastic Australian accent what makes her think that my exact when she does it she sounds of like from Germany to get high and she genuinely tries as hard as she possibly can to go I'm from put another on the baddie why is that actually I know that's a pretty difficult one it's like you're your home accent your Welsh accent very difficult for people to do because you're within it sounding like you're Pakistani like whatever I can I try to send website all that under well she uncertainly unlike that oh there's also you see within the Welsh accent as well like my father for example my father has different versions of the Welsh accent so my father has a very strong Welsh accent but a lot of wells people are a little bit embarrassed about a strong Welsh accent so then when he's on the train I always know he's on the train because his accent changed because he's in public right coming from Wales to London maybe right and so you'll say falou Michael duck god yeah it was the most desire my dad normally specially though I know my color we do eres Dodger no he knows like he's from Pakistan it says rebuilding but then he puts on this bizarre acts my dad used to do that as well whenever never even a thought was trying to be polished instead of saying you want french fries he would say do you wish ha ha ha ha I don't wish Japan I wished it for my mother I spoke to my mother this morning and and she she was saying oh my god everybody's coming up to me in town if you have a trouble understanding what I'm saying you can do subtitles come yeah yeah yeah there you could add them instantaneously here a live show ah so bye my mom said you know Michael everybody's coming up to me in town and saying how much they enjoy in the masters of sex and they loving it but they keep saying to me like Oh how machine how can you watch your son doing that stuff how can you do it and I said well Michael I just I just said some you know for me I just think of it it's dr. Masters in that suite that is that's very nice yeah Wow guys were on the subject are you an exhibitionist in your own sex life do you enjoy people you know filming you I'm asking for a friend yeah in fact it was like the documentary yeah that's right if I was acting I'd be thankful support okay Paul say you can tell when I'm not acting because I don't say Paul are you quite are you quite because many British people and I I count myself as one of them are Mary you know rather uncomfortable at the idea of in discussing sex or talk you know just an area you know everything but dude I'm fine doing it now even even if there's someone else in the room but you know there yeah well obviously I mean I've got my daughter who's 14 years old right so you gon gotta talk to well so well what I mean is I've done it once so I'm not I can't really and then the Australian as well right ah but I'd it's not a lot I can say about it right no but then you go ahead and you what you're one of the producers of the shows you're involved mine is everything just didn't happen it's you know one of the strangest things like in films and TV stuff I've had to do quite a few sex scenes right but I've got your gorgeous can't very well no hang on wait until I tell you the story that I've never done a normal sexy never not one sexy am i done that's been kind of just a normal or it isn't this lovely darling mood I'm a so sexy and so you and our dog has ever done who much as us feel tat yeah the very first sex scene I ever did was with a wonderful British actor by the name of Stephen Fry oh yeah oh and while that's right that's right that's right so i adore stephen i really do he's a wonderful man yet but i'm doing playing Malvolio on Broadway again speak yes yes well it's not even on Broadway good fantastic but I did my first sex scene with him and I had to seduce it he was laying Oscar Wilde and I had seduced him seduced him in a juicy my producing no I didn't have to do I attack can he say that what I meant to say was that I had to seduce him I like to use him in his living room and that code for says no they all right not go to though just his living room right and then a certain point he took my undid my trousers and might Rose at my pants I should say and my pants were came back is there a familiar with the word Coachella guevara and there was a little bit of cheeky Sheen baat in the shot because the camera was behind and then it cut to a beautiful billowing curtains and the great big had all of this and you know because you are if you are a talented french fry I tell ya that is like when I do drop my panties like a matador I hold billowing curtain and then just give a little peek what I mean closing no it cut to the majority in his bedroom and there's beautiful bed and billowing curtains and I am I am on top of him astride straddled him and riding him like a bucking bronco yes may I just remind you CBS oh but then when the young that they were apparently there were a lot of Japanese investors in the film and when they saw a lot of this footage back obviously in this er before the film is very apparent they say I'm sorry this is going to be terribly offensive oh I try a lot okay okay what this is what was repeated to me it's not what I wouldn't have come up with it this is God's honest truth this is what was repeated to me my character's name was Robbie Ross that's it right itself yeah pretty much yeah and they said all right I'm not going to do now you've probably been wondering yeah but they said we can we were half of what was reported both of you we very much like Robbie Ross but we want more Robbie Ross all that's what [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] or they might still be here actually ah welcome back everyone here with my casino way we will tell you in the pension story I Michael and Boone was just that which is asking if he if the shy fellows were still here you tell hero Fredo oh yeah we right in so they're still here good well we're out of time my gosh I know how much your mom asked me that I nearly fell about you I think new earthquake was there an address I nearly fell off my chair help my Bells jingling my pal yeah I had my bow my bills were jingling when you were telling that story you call I got a Golden Globe nominee oh my gosh [Music] [Applause] ha what Michael Sheen everybody my closely [Applause] [Music] six [Music] [Applause] I'm very upset they gave you a 10 as well as the 10 they gave me that was a 12 wait was it well you know you see a 12 maybe that's what it is you have you made these feet higher than I they are they can be swinging my leg there I know I think what it is is you've developed a new system of sitting further back on the Sierra Club oh yeah I like to relax or maybe your legs are getting shorter maybe I am no that's not a thing do it looks like that though as you get older you'll find this out you're younger me but I am i noticed that my legs look shorter because my testicles are descending or maybe your eyes are receding my eyes are rather away and maybe they're connected as they go down they get sucked in violently so all I have to do is through my eyes forward everything and come back it's like that's the cheapest facelift in the world just pull your own through your eyes oh and you get a bit of scrutiny yeah do you worry about it no a lad called school george'll plumping gourville plumping is what we used to do in the summer holidays that's oh boy anyway you get naked a lot in the show my friend I favor but anyway yeah if there's nothing like knowing that on Monday morning you're gonna be standing there naked in front of a crew of hairy men so motivate you to get to the gym that's the dream job by Jim I mean the man I keep right yeah of course yeah dodge you have to be very careful you have to watch what you eat and do all that stuff is crippled you should have talked sure was much easier it's like it's like torture because when you're doing the show they have a thing called craft service which is where they keep every delectable food known to man waiting for you at any point in the day you can eat it and so the torture is they leave all that out there dole nuts and you know I said I can see that they don't know I do not dare and cupcake cupcakes all right hey booty and they leave all that out there and then you you sort of you want to eat it all and then you remember oh yes I've got to be standing naked in front of you all masturbating by Monday if I was gonna dog that that's a that's a workout video that I'd like to see I I but if it has to be a you know there's a you get a time-lapse like if you if you're going to shoot a naked scene you can eat the donut because you've got time before the donut molecules turn to fat it doesn't just use eaten you know it's like you got you know what when I eat donuts it is a meaning yes instant well the eyes come out the other week about the testicles descend the whole thing the whole thing that's not donuts see when you said craft services I thought you were going to say craft work the seminal urban electro band now is a question it only an opening theme tune of this and love the soda shop yes why do you go London all of a sudden well hi hi joy that anything because it's because I like doing that is because I loved David Bowie when I was all of those I did with boy was always jokes like that and things like because they wanted David Bowie to be Tommy Steele when he started yeah yeah Tommy Steele was a kind of I hear r46 play exactly yeah and yet David Bowie used to sing like very large so did you try she would side things are coming yeah yeah what about what's your favorite David Bowie period is it I think print in other in the LP no man no Twilight off my friend no no it for me it has to be I think the thin white duke thin right so just a little bit after after they go gay yeah when he's a little kind of this is me in America the thing comes down and that he comes over the the skull and he are my guess was wrong yeah what's your favorite David Bowie period when he stopped taking drugs so it hasn't happened with your hair no I don't think he's a big but then you went all kind of like blonde haired and tanned and let's dance oh yeah yeah did you like that I wasn't so sure that I loved the makeup across the Figge no eyebrows and alladin saying do you ever shave your eyebrows off I did I did a film called Tron oh yeah yeah and I sort of based that character on Ziggy so I had no eyebrows in that and white hair and all that kind of stuff did you notice that when you had no eyebrows when you weren't wearing makeup that people thought you were surprised all the time yes they thought I was a very strange alien come well it's a very odd look I did it once myself I wasn't in the film but I was good fired planned on going to see one later and so I saved my eyebrows oh and I was when I was at drama school because this is what the sort of thing that people do when they're at drama school I all my hair off right for a play that we were doing at school and it was only then that I discovered I have a totally flat head at the back do you really are terrible let me see no girl I know I'm special I have special haircuts really allow for more hair at the back because my head is so flat at the back is that because when you were a baby you lay like that it was because my mother used to tell me to shut up by banging my head against the table erotic no I know she did she did he didn't do that I mean he is Welsh but he's joking yeah I have no idea maybe I don't know maybe there was like a four sip situation going on and I don't I don't know but I have a flat head I think it's maybe just genetic some people are cursed with the the shelf like it looks very good actually as a look at no it's very normal looking thank you very alright what I did was I in order to not look stupid with a flat shaved head I decided to wear haha I decided to wear an old battered top hat because I was a drama's girl oh yes I wore an old battered so fat and a three-piece tweed suit and I would walk into shops and go I will have oh this is not on stage this is y'all walking around just yeah what's all you horses there I found John yet old girl yeah I did I used to drive went through a phase I'm dressing up like a vicar why I thought it was daring I used to I used to have like a dog collar like a preacher enough I make up or no my gosh yeah absolutely last week as I was that in the ancient yeah it was yeah I was a bad guy we're in a punk band yeah was yeah name of your punk but had the blasters from hell and then were you ever in the band I wasn't I wish that was it about I did a radio show just over Christmas time I was asked to do a radio show about the music I was listening to when I was a kid in the 80s go right by 11 in 1980 and night 19 by the end of 80 right so I grew up through the 80s so the first music I was really into was you didn't call it this over here but they written they were called the New Roman romantics yeah we're boy George was kind of one of them and Ovalle you're like sci-fi like Duran Duran when they first on right all right then yeah it's an atom ant anyone remember I died yeah of course okay so welcome senior sir so I got a demand on the show I think our Jones your mouth oh yeah our joint was the oh god yeah know that on the keyboards okay I was pretending he was in changed in my guide she blinded me with science I was commerce dog I love that she blinded yeah I love that he's still he's still are still doing great stuff tonsil really you I went to see Gary Numan in Toronto what I went to see him in it was he great at him on the radio Charleville why can't we carry on I got a mojo we are carrying amoeba spent that and he sank down in the fuck down and the part of the friend killed her in phone calls oh yeah he told me that and the reason why yeah that very serious look when he was singing was because he had terrible teeth and he didn't want to smile really yeah which I did because that's also what Tony Blair was told that Tony Blair was told that he had terrible tea so we tried not to smile to begin with and then I can get his teeth done and then he studies well oh yes much Mary yeah it's mild way too much from the end mmm I tell you about Gary Numan yeah I was a bit older knew I still AM and the when guy Newman came out he was pretending to be a robot and he was all alone and the bass player and the guitarist the keyboards never they were all pretend to be robots but the drummer was very cheerful so he used to be like they were all unlike way a robots and very turn and the drum was like hey fuzzy hair stuff he's a great drummer but you could tell the arguments you know they'd be like could you please pretend to be a robot a little bit they more pissed off dice I can't I'm just happy my god yeah from here I would she do a radial chill for the BBC the BBC good for you I did one from it I'm very recently just a few weeks ago it went out live in in in Britain but I recorded it here and it was all about David Lynch music in David Lynch films and music he's produced music that could be in David Lynch Phil Jesus straight and then he was my guest on the show I'm very impressed with them I made his list of best dressed people want wait does he do a list of every now and again yeah it's a very odd dude a number he's the man who always wears exactly the same thing right well so he didn't put himself on the list yeah he's easily impressed is what I'm saying well yeah I guess we have to take a commercial break you probably don't know any but that working for put at BBC we'll be right back [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] we got star welcomed by governor I'm here with Martin who just asked me oh oh you're starting again should I leave no no you can stay all right look your trousers are very shiny thank you that on purpose are the old it's just very old no no they are shiny I'm very good yeah it look like leather yeah but without the discomfort some of us were leather for that discussion with up with less I can unmask or is that not a crime is that work no chafing less chafing it all right let's take a step back and look at the word strudel where does that come from simple app what dogs do to your leg with me with your hump it that's fun quick bring your leg I think waffle is perhaps a French Canadian word a muy well a french-canadian I don't French Canada hi have you ever been to Montreal I have I realized lots of very cobble E streets Cobley streets and people going around with bicycle sailing onions yeah when straight t-shirts festerin and berets and charles aznavour charles aznavour is that's France that's not oh yeah that's France yeah sorry French Canada is poutine if you ever had poutine I had it removed and it was never proceeded again haha to be fair he had a bit more time than I did yeah I like proceed you know what it is ah it's sort of like brown goo that gets put on top so I think that unfair to our French Canadian brothers and sisters it's french fries with or as they call them fries the word French's reads on dog you don't need to surprise fries if you are ready to pull through you can you speak French I can yeah [Applause] laughs suppose we could conduct the rest of the show in first hour the very much like that you know sometimes with people can't speak French and they hear people speaking French a lot like people speaking English with a disturber doc I know it I know I had those people those people are stupid people I can't go on so let's not stop alright so I what is your favorite cheese ma ever seen is my blue cheese blue cheese oh you mean blue cheese I don't know what you talked about when we saw the little Italian a little he's getting a little Groucho Marx at ease Sheikh amar Singh barks let's go all over Europe now okay it's time to go to Germany Oh Dracula we are in Transylvanian roads always oh yes when I was done when I was about as seventeen I got a job at Wales his first drive-through burger bar I see yeah now you're going to see where I'm going with this and that okay I'm happy to go with that I used to have to stand in a little porter cabin thing because they didn't have enough money to have an actual shop so they just had a little of you know portable commenting on the side of the motorway freeway if you're American besides a motorway many of these people are Americans yes and I used to have to speak into a little speaker thing and you'd see the cars come in on a little monitor inside the porter cover and then you have to go hello welcome to Burger master for that was its name welcome to Burger master can I take your order please and I just get so bored by this mmm but at nighttime eventually I would start making up voices to do it in and one of the voices I did it in was the rock I see hello welcome blogger Mars may I take your order please ah yes I would like a blue cheese burger we don't serve Italian we don't ever doubt you're racist you're racist Dracula well this versus the races vampiric a racist vampire hamburgers yeah that's like because there were many normal ones of that right right I Drive through a racist vampire burger but you know that sounds like something on the Cartoon Network or something doesn't it you ever watch Adventure Time no my I've been told about it though yes I've read your daughter watch my daughter's work yeah my oldest boy watches it's fantastic you know what is gone crazy ever since SpongeBob SquarePants yeah yeah gone mental adventure times like like it's really good it's like a story and everything yeah like in my day was you know the cat chased the most and they killed each other that was a cartoon nowadays people are having feelings and short and stuff out stories stories does the the Ice King who's is back story is so sad Finn and Jake is that the one with Captain k'nuckles no that's another one who what's that one I think you made that one up that's Captain k'nuckles and puts the fruits and oh yeah I have the bollocks so poutine cheese show yeah big french-canadian cartoon very popular with the kids what's it there's um you say poutine but what's the Irish moonshine called isn't that called poutine as well poutine pochi oh well of course there's a matter different lares man well it's two separate words for goodness sake I mean you're getting mad at be like I've got something to do with that I just provided you with the information like oh oh oh well that's different like I said Estella yet can you tell me like I was the stupidest person or what is called poutine the other ones called poutine what's wrong with you of course I complete it - what a quiet surely there's been I hate it when we fight then you must not argue with me my god Thank You penny ball magazine everybody [Applause] like every welcome back tonight my first guest tonight is an award-winning actor he is an astronaut he has his own fragrance called surprise he is Welsh well she is the first Welshman in space who could forget with immortal words when he landed on the thing which were surprise surprise please welcome a good friend of the show I'm a Michael Sheen [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] Bibles wow you look very your beauty and your sort of tweeted very well thank you very well I'm just growing it into someone else and I hire myself out as a beard grower oh my groans no surrogate bearded that's right now I take it off and I give it to people for Chris is it not for a rule you give beards for Chris yes it's gonna be a beardy Christmas it's gonna be a white Christmas look how much wider my god I'm afraid for in Movember I toyed with the idea of a mustache and a little kind of thing and this was this was sort of white and this is pure white I'm in downstairs shutter bethought I know in the placement exam I thought when I first heard of Movember yeah I thought it was that you grew a mustache but it was more more that's a diet more I like this I think that's what we should do next Movember it will be more vember and we'll Dyer what is more is that our Roscoe worked involved in it you found a Roscoe I love Roscoe's music yeah I'm a big fan yeah Taylor Swift are the Attell I do it I don't know any Taylor's would I wish no harm I just don't feel well for my particular demographic I think he goes on too many dates mm-hmm don't know anything about Taylor Swift that you know song is that Oh Eric's of a song mm-hmm or so they say mm-hmm isn't that what does she think wait wait so you've heard you've got a daughter though you're gonna have daughter that's why that's why you know inside in Jay I've got boys I can tell you about monster trucks and that's that but I will do son of a Rosco go oh yeah apparently you the longer you stay in a room with his paintings yeah the more they work on you you won't get a sparkly home long enough I act like the ice ball you around the room that old thing like when you look at the Mona Lisa the ice bother your head the room Rosco's big lumps of color follow you around the room but I went to an an art gallery once in London oh yeah and and someone told me there's there's a room of just Rothko painting right and you just go in there and you just have to sit down if you sit there long enough they start sort of vibrating and it gets yeah if you do a sit-up I say dang have you done acid I've never done acid really know yeah you know might be done we gonna do it tonight no no no I I feel like I went through that particular portal of hell and I don't need to do it again I I grew up in Port Talbot I don't need to do yeah well I do up in Glasgow is that nobody same thing but with a different kind of tilt more Lille no tilt a different tilt so what you been up to that doing any vampires around like that I'm I'm going to Wales for Christmas come back to elves for Christmas well that what could be more Christmassy than wills than rainy whale very well yeah it's beginning to look I won't try and do the accent cause it'll turn out I do my Pakistani when I try to do well sister it's beginning to look I can't help it I can't help but people do that all the time don't they people generally tend to walk around in Wales looking like Dick Van Dyke and Mary Poppins I'm going no what do you mean go look a lot like Christmas I like the idk termit I think I might have to go to Wales for Christmas it sounds great my my Christmas present to my parents don't tell anyone don't tell my parents if you see them okay but my Christmas presents my parents is that they going to come over to LA in in the New Year writing from Wales right because my daughter's birthday the end of January I'm all right and they'd like nothing better than coming over the last time they came over was a couple years ago and I was I was inspired I thought I watched this Japanese film called Tokyo story have you ever seen no heaven it's about this elderly Japanese couple to go to visit their kids in the big city so and yes and they have a terrible time their kids just don't give them a good time at all so I watch this film and I was inspired I thought I'm gonna give my parents the best obey my hireable no no no sorry and I thought because I usually sort of try and arrange things for them to do that I I want them to like rather than the things they will like right so this particular trip I decide I was going to give them the things that they would like have you ever been to medieval time I love medieval time I lost a little time medieval ties this to me medieval times as well turn vibrating rods I love many others so I knew my mom and dad would love oh yes so not only did I take on too many evil times I hired a party bus with a stripper pole I played medieval music I want to be a jerk babbling and then I hide I got costumes for them too well I know this is fantastic we all dress the medieval costume my dad was dressed as King Arthur when we got there everyone thought he worked there and took photographs of him all over he's never been happier never been hi do like medieval times that you know what I knew I was in when I was sitting there with my paper crown on and the wench came over the old medieval when she said would his lordship require a Pepsi and I was like yeah yes is lordship flaga back when you when you call them up to do the booking on the phone the girl who answers the phone that's clearly read oh you have to speak in all the world II speak and someone calls you on the phone so she goes who says things like hello this is Medi ye oldie medieval times how can I help and she asked as I speak in that way but I had such a great time was that the secret is dress up yes got a dress up yep make sure everyone dresses up no one else dresses up and when you go and dress up you feel so in automated it's already and you must go there without irony or any Canada's a lot hipster Crockett going in joys of when it when it can when it starts yeah and they they have that app and what is it I was gonna say an owl it's not a now a hawk flies away a Hornet hawk it's much like a no it's much like a no it's less Hogwart either yeah I know we just landed give you a message yeah the hawk flies around over the heads of the audience and it and you can see people like chortling being a bit ironic about it I looked at my daughter it was sitting next to me and she was crying and so was i well they're nuts well it's worse attended and that was before that was before the white horse comes out the white horse but it comes over the thing only that that's a joke that's a hole that's a horse we have to take a break [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm here with Michael changes we were just talking about medieval times when I heard there's another one but I became so I enjoyed medieval time so much that I discovered that next door to medieval times is the same thing but this one called pirate adventure wait so you're telling me Orange County in California is like medieval England but with air conditioning this is that I love the only thing there was a pirate adventure is the same something you go in there's a pirate ship there's or in a sea what yeah in the middle of the auditorium on there pirates Everywhere's anyone get brutally killed around yes many and what about scurvy anybody get scurvy well a few people in the audience take an orange um but again dressed up when we finish the last season the masters of sex we like a good floor the Masters of sure we saw that as a rat present as a present to everyone to finish I took everybody to pirate adventure and made them all Greta you must be the most popular actor amongst the crew in Hollywood yeah if there's nothing crude like more the Gooch of Tyrus in orange candy like I always enjoy working with my baby the most interesting places you mock you MA I am mocking I am love I'm locking you like you're a large Rothko but I said I have done a similar thing for you at the end of the at the end of the last show where there's a third one there's medieval times there's pirate adventure and there is now Rosco world I'm gonna see I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble for this because people get very passionate about our and they get very upset if you don't like what they like it's true I know well you have a chance to redeem yourself when me you and Taylor Swift go to Rosco wall last night it'll be it'll it'll SEC Twitter a life it's always a delight to see you making shade everybody wear [Applause] what's the comment I go everybody what's the common ago Jeff what's happening everybody in my town it's a little too Italian for me my friend Jeff over here you will translate I don't make any sense the game robots gonna figure it out for you Oh last night I was watching the debate and I was riveted riveted last night I was eating Cheetos and pleasuring myself it's like you know me man yeah all right so I was watching the debate and Mitt Romney Mitt Romney has beautiful eyes yeah Mitt Romney talked about binders full of woman binders full of a woman and I was thinking really yeah I'd like to see that like to get me some ass all I'm saying is in the upcoming election America follow your heart follow your heart and call me oh yeah that's the one a spicy meatball put up the saying in case they forget yeah

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Length: 138min 28sec (8308 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 13 2017