Messed Up RIDDLES You Will NOT Solve

your son was kidnapped by aliens I'll have a son do i dang you've sneaked into their spaceship isn't it like snuck in to get your grammar correct come on to take him back or black yeah that definitely ain't my son he's white but the aliens have already cloned your son what already dang that was quick who is your son Oh Danny we got to figure this out okay what do you guys think hmm well one of them has like a tongue so no one's floating okay the one on the far land the second to the right second to the far right second to the far right the others have paranormal powers yeah man that was close whew got my son back yeah let's go that was a close one man jeez almost chose the wrong one yes we're back at it again what the messed-up riddles you will not solve I believe in you guys you're gonna solve it you know you guys know how these works so you just got to think outside the box please if you haven't already click that subscribe button drop a like on the video please I hate asking for likes but you know you know we got the new get that out of here shirts those like stuff on the back check it out yeah man crowd made comm slash dang Matt Smith also got the link in the description below get there and get some beg your parents for it and yeah comment down below your favorite color I like red man black and red that's what I'm talking about but hey let's go ahead and get right back into it here we go you all was caught by alien hunters who is you oh like the UFO oh I guess that's the aliens name they placed him in a room with three doors who what's with the deadly trap behind each of them of course there's always the doors a raging fire what dang I mean maybe you could like where's the water at a gas deadly to human to human I mean you got to get your grammar right man come on or a pool of angry sharks please like do I have a bucket can I like get the water and like put the fire out I don't know okay which door do you guys think we got like 33 percent chance of getting a right I'm gonna say the gasps deadly to humans cuz it's an alien right so it's not gonna affect them yes we got a baby let's go give it up top yeah but you O's not a human being okay cool comment down below like what does yoooo stand for let me know okay on to another one let's do it Oh y'all having a little walk okay go for a swim or put a shirt on you ain't Justin Bieber alright what you doing man you oh oh no a strong current caught him dang bro and your girlfriend doesn't even care look at her back there reading her book he's like help oh so what do we do okay okay how do you get out of this right what do you guys think you can a swim against the tide be stay calm and slowly swim towards the shore or C go with the flow dang well you probably can't swim against the tide of this too strong I don't know you might have to go with the flow man I'm sorry but like you know just go with the flow let's try going with the flow you'll quickly run out of gas wait yeah if you try to swim against it see you don't know where the current will take off dang you guys dang it yeah I don't know why I thought you'd go with the flow yeah cuz then you're gonna go over the edge oh man hopefully you guys got it right B ride the current wait what approach the shore at a slight angle also you have to slowly swim for Shore okay alright fine fine I messed it up gosh dang okay here we go how many bars are there Oh chocolate ten bars of Milky Way fifty percent of the bars are Snickers oh no math okay of ten times 220 there's like 20 cuz if half of them are Snickers and then 20 yeah there's 20 chocolate bars okay now I want Snickers man I'm hungry stickers are 50% of the total amount of bars Milky Way's are also 50% ten plus ten equals twenty baby easy math right it's not that easy - ain't that easy moving on Jake and Tommy love playing pranks on their teacher one day they decided to make fun of their English teacher don't make fun of English teacher though bill they'll clap back it was a success Oh al you put like a tack on the seat are you kidding me but the teacher got mad and wanted ready then he got done detention and took the boys to the basement you can't take the boys to the basement you'll stay here until you solve my riddle make one word from the following letters oh my gosh Oh Ari and owd or now Oh God Jake and Tommy spent seven hours there without food and water finally the boys solved the riddle are you kidding me after seven hours and the teacher let them go bro that's illegal you can't like keep those kids down there without food and water that's kidnapping how did they do that oh how do you make oh make one word out of these work wait a minute oh one word the word is one word oh my god okay I got it I got it I got it yeah man one word let's go let go let go nice try teacher you all gonna keep me there for like eight seconds instead of like seven hours that's ridiculous all right let's go what's wrong here it's snowing nothing's wrong why is there like a kangaroo sign towards the bottom right to us was wrong ain't no kangaroos in the snow come on yeah I'm smarter than that boy what's wrong here Oh what is this ratatouille look at the woman on the right she got a rat on her shoulder ain't gonna better miss me with that genes number three [Music] I do playing guitar why wait wait what bulls room there is nothing wrong what the pears are not supposed to be on that tree or something is that in our 5 5 day I got a wrong number 4 okay up what's wrong here what we got [Music] oh he's got a saw you don't know he could be trying to light you know he has to like amputate her leg or so I don't know jeez man alright moving on tricky wizard oh oh man we got Harry Potter up in here let's go one evening sally was walking in the woods whose name is sally like that feels like a made-up name suddenly she tripped over a tree root ah sally you gotta watch where you're going and the dirt was a gym it was so special that it was even glowing girl you're rich Sally picked it up and it started to heat up Oh a cloud of smoke flew up Sally you're screwed suddenly she found herself on a faraway Island hmm dang an old wizard was standing in front of her why is he so angry dang Gandalf what did she do to you you took something of mine and you will be punished if you want to escape you have to do something for to me what cut your beard uh yeah gotta find the gems that are scattered across the islands okay I shouldn't be too hard remember you can only cross each bridge once why can I just cross each bridge like five times which path should Sally choose oh I have no idea okay the red dot is where you start that time went by kind of fast so let's pause and let's figure this out okay so you start on the red dot you just crossed each bridge only once I don't know I say you go straight for that blue diamond and then you go down get the green one then you go right and like you go around on the sand walk around then you cross that bridge and and yeah you crossed the second bridge thus like smack in the middle where the green gym is go down get that orange gym and then back to where that red dot is hopefully that makes sense give it to me baby I know yeah yeah and then around town and then down and yeah that's why I said yeah let's go the wizard said are free we did it that's what you get wizard do I get my gem do you think she might want to return no I don't know why would you return no girl that's crazy no next one something is fishy okay mmm fish sounds kind of good what you doing I'm play up alright got a little cabin in the woods going fishing what you doing alright entering bro you shave your beard - jeez how can i oh the door slammed no bro you in trouble and then the rate uh you can see three middle doors in front of you let me guess you're trapped are you serious you can only escape through one no keys okay bro man you've gotten yourself into a predicament okay the first is smeared with acid geez dang man B the second is Red Hots alright well the third is electrified oh no man which door should our fisherman choose um I don't know jeez the first one's got acid on it the second one is Red Hots the third is electric I'm gonna go with the red-hot 1b let's go B what are you kidding me what rubber boots oh my gosh rubber boots like cancels out electricity man I didn't know he had rubber boots on come on you didn't tell me that man I want to recount which page is fake oh man this dude looks like a pervert right here yeah what are you looking at bro dating site born 1999 I'll get to a pediatrician PhD psychology Yale occupation dancer Riverhead high school okay born 2001 all right born 1985 dang teacher William Paterson University all right I think the first ones faith the pediatrician you can't go graduate with the degree in psychology and be a pediatrician that's like a doctor that treats kids right so you get a girl what you trying to pull here yeah that's what I thought Oh for $19.99 yeah you ain't got a PhD and she was born in 1999 at 19 nice try girl I don't know she could be really smart who knows okay we got the next one less goal one day a dangerous criminal escape from prison what are you doing bro you run kind of slow though got to get together man the guards followed him and almost caught him but the criminals snuck into a hospital jeez okay now he's moving fast jeez and pretended to be one of the doctors oh the guards ran in to the emergency room that dog looks so happy look at the dog and spotted the criminal right away okay all right which one is it well can you find the criminal yeah I found them let me know what you guys think I know where he is it's a he's holding the thing upside down and he's not even with the patient come on now yeah he's holding it upside down see okay okay nice try bro the land of the zombie oh okay all right what we gonna do let's go the cinema where is the zombie hiding Oh guys can you find the zombie where's he at Oh ask him left side left side hiding behind the newspaper yeah what zombies can't read get out of here man okay can you find the song where's he hiding okay oh wait left side far left side in plant nice try crazy zombie man you ain't gonna get me not today boy no we must find is his arm be where is the zombie hi Oh everybody's getting their face painted okay oh dang I was in the tent is he in the tent wait that's the zombie how I'm not supposed to know everybody was getting their face painted how am I supposed to know okay where is the zombie Oh night up Museum it's the blue guy in the back that's the zombie the caveman blue guy okay yeah now I get okay apparently zombies have different color skin jeez racist where is this on me hiding disco I says this dude with who's wide-eyed in the front like towards the front the white I do right there oh oh and there oh there is oh dang oh I know I did not see that at all God dang who is the alien the black girl no skin I'm skipping this messed up uh what do we wait oh no it is the black girl look at her feet use an alien girl yeah nice try I don't know why a Liam would want to pretend to be somebody who's black no okay oh yeah yeah dang look at the look at the feet you got two toes oh you ain't gonna find these shoes like that any flip-flops who is they um dang I don't know oh wait I know who it is okay all right you guys let me know who it is you gotta just see if you can find it it's the girl at the bride why should have three arms like once holding the dude it's the bride she got three arms what the heck three hands girl you nest are not nasty just you just born different I uh who's the Amy dang kids look normal wait a minute I see them I see them the kid at the bottom right with the shovel for a hand what are you Captain Hook and your boy better get out of here nice try boy maybe you like lost his arm and they you know doctor replaced it with a shovel so I don't know who is the a Leon the dude I'm gonna say the dude on the right the right the far right I'm just gonna guess far right far right you're not gonna tell me are you serious Oh guys let me know what you think I think it's the dew on the far right but you know you let me know all right we got the pirate getting in the in the boat the rowboat is captain Blackbeard oh no you done got a hole yep I hope you know how to swim with like a hook and a peg leg dang yeah that's not good man what do you do okay you got all right so what do we do do we get the bucket or there's like a little cup what should you use to survive Cup or a bucket I don't know I would say the bucket I'd say the bucket if you get the bucket then you can just kind of like scoop the water around no plug it it blood bucket use the peg leg are you kidding me what to plug it tells cheap what catch me if you can Peter Pan numbers getting it's not people who is not pregnant oh oh me how about that uh who do you guys think they all look pretty pregnant me the girl on the right got a mustache though so I'm thinking she probably yes man all right all right all right faking being pregnant she just had taco use that Taco Bell that's all who is not pregnant [Music] the one on the far right I guess she's just taking her big breath what how's that supposed to know that she's taking a big breath okay who's not pregnant would you guys dang [Music] Little Mermaid no skin the girl on the far right there's like a wolf in there what the heck oh a dog you got dog you hiding the dog trying to sneak a dog into the movie theater yeah nice try girl who is not pregnant the black girl or the redhead or Nothing hmm I must say it's the girl on the right because she looked like she going to be dental x-ray oh oh I mean oh yes the gun on the left you can't get x-rayed if you're pregnant I got that wrong yeah my bad okay here we go find your pie alright three friends went camping together why while two of them were putting up the tents Joe went into the forest to get some food yeah get us some McDonald's Joe after half an hour he was totally lost ah Joe you suck he screamed for help but nobody answered well won't you walk by back the way you came bro it was already dark Oh lost when Joe stumbled upon a hut okay don't investigate it could be a haunted hut an old man came out and offered to help Joe yeah don't trust that old man today I have three pills that give you superpowers oh yeah okay yeah don't take it man choose one to help you find your friends the first pill gives you super hearing alright the second pill makes you run super fast okay okay the third pill gives you night vision no nice that'd be pretty cool could come in handy what pill should Joe take Joe just looks like he's not having a light bro are you serious I say dang imma say the super hearing maybe you could like hear your friends and stuff I say super hearing what do you think Joe won't see his camp because of the trees of night vision okay Joe doesn't know where to run so run and fast won't help perfect here and yeah man they can hear your friends let's go he's been gone for ages dang his friends are already looking for him yeah so you could you know you ain't calling his name or hopefully they're calling he can use his super hearing to listen for his friends nice Joe you did it man getting lost in the woods running into an old man who gives you pills that give you superpowers boy you bet bad addy yeah yes that's gonna do it for messed up riddles that you will not solve thank you guys for watching the videos make sure you don't investigate it's not worth it if you go camping you know just stay with the group you gonna be all right please if you haven't already click that subscribe button we got 10 million yeah diamond play button over there oh yeah and please give this video a like thank you guys for watching click the link in the description below get to get that out of here merch EMI and hey I hope you guys have a good rest of your day and I'ma see ya in the next one [Music]

Channel: Dang Matt Smith

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Id: GBTzs9rQszQ

Length: 19min 2sec (1142 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 22 2020