Men, What's the Creepiest Thing a "Lady" Has Done to You? | People Stories #454

men of reddit what's the most creepiest thing a woman has ever done to you cut off all of her pubies put them in between layers of scotch tape crammed them in an envelope with a pair of her used panties and put the envelope under my windshield wiper there was a note read something like i know we can't be together but now you'll always remember me she was right oh frick dude you just gave me a ptsd flashback a girl did this to me before what the actual crap when i was like 17 i had it completely blocked from my memory it just came flooding back the cut off pubes with scotch tape i do not want to remember this i had an ex-girlfriend stalk me for five years i had a restraining order against her that included my grandparents she had been bothering them and my parents but i didn't think to include my sister because she lived in a different city this woman stalked my sister and ended up approaching her at a music festival she was wearing this is so insane one of those hats that has fake dreadlocks attached to it and she was trying to pretend to be a stranger and get information from my sister now keep in mind one she was white as frick two that was the only thing she did to disguise herself and three my sister freaking knew her already it would be hilarious if not for the years of harassment and inconvenience she caused me every time i would move she would send me something in the mail to let me know she had my address one time it was a box with a flannel shirt a half empty bottle of cologne a broken toy axe a bundle of pubic hair and an 11-page letter written in crayon a trick she was crazy probably not as exciting as most here but still super freaking weird i was staying at my friend's house sleeping in his guest room friend is at work his girlfriend is at home one thing about this room is that it has a very heavy door that has to be held open by something super heavy or else it slams shut well i sleep with the door closed i wake up in the morning and as i do every morning i laid there for a bit longer before actually getting out of bed well this time all of a sudden i see the door open the light is still off but the hallway light being on means i can see if someone's standing in the doorway i have my eyes kind of open and i can see that she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me i didn't move i wanted to see wtf would happen because this was thoroughly freaking me out she just stood there for at least 10 minutes didn't look away didn't walk around the room i was laying at a weird angle where i could see her perfectly she could see me but she couldn't see that my eyes were half open i thought she may have been in there to grab something because there's a bunch of stuff in the closet clothes and such nope 10 minutes i waited for her to do something or to walk out finally i flinched and faint waking up and i heard her run out and the door slam i got up went into the kitchen and she was as bubbly as could be acting like nothing happened acting like she didn't just spend 10 minutes watching me sleep i fell asleep sitting next to one of my friends on the way home from a school field trip in 12th grade i woke up to her using my hand to play with herself as i began to regain consciousness she threw my hand at me and made a huge scene about it i never talked to her about it it bothers me to this day definitely top three me and a friend both about 12 at the time had a car with three women and pull up and try to get us to go with them for a good time the woman who got out the car was flashing her tea and rubbing herself it was just surreal we both just nope the frick out i'll never forget a girl in the backseat flashing her t as they drove off looking back it feels more sinister than it did at the time a car filled with pedophiles is pretty sinister indeed girl i had seen for two dates had her best friend sms me anonymously claiming we met in a bar the night before and offering to come over to my place i rarely went to bars as i worked night shift at the time so i knew i hadn't met anyone at a bar eventually after probing and pushing i got the girl to confess she said she was just testing to make sure i was trustworthy didn't see her again met a girl at a bar and we ended up back at her place we had sex and fell asleep she seemed normal all night and i saw no red flags at all i definitely would have dated her again until she went crazy i woke up around 5 a.m and started getting dressed to leave i had to get home and get ready for work she woke up while i was dressing and totally freaked out she was screaming and growing you can't leave i explained i needed to go to work and that i'd call her later she was having none of that then she attacked i literally had to physically fight my way out of her apartment with a few scratches on my arm for souvenirs i have no idea what her deal was and i never went back to the bar i met her in a girl broke into my house three times in a week while i was rehearsing cheerless each time she left money to repair the window a large bag of twizzlers and two cans of tuna for my cat that was it we had never been romantically or physically involved we barely even knew each other really drunk chick asked me to dance and proceeded to keep trying to pull my dong out like forcefully when it finally resisted enough she called me a nerd and stormed off i was probably nine it was after church service and there's this new lady there who took a liking to me she was the new wife of the minister we were outside waiting for the grown-ups to come out i think they were having a meeting inside and this new lady took me to a bench nearby we sat asked me lots of questions then she put my head on her lap stroke my hair while humming a lullaby like i'm a baby it felt really uncomfortable and i really wanted to escape but i was a shy little boy and didn't want to offend her or something saw my sister from a far snickering at us it went on for like 30 minutes but felt like cows i was dying with cringe inside very very strange makes me think she had a son a similar age who died or something i met this girl when i was out one night she was nice seemed normal went to her house and there was pictures of me around her mirror i would probably asked her for a pen and signed my picture what a fan blind date talk was okay over dinner edit that she kept mentioning her dax hunt she had sweaters for it a separate purse like bag to carry it etc then she looked at me and said i really like my dog i said i gathered that she looked at me very starkly and said i don't think you understand i really like my dog i paid for the food wished her well and we went all separate ways maybe that was her way of ending the date i don't know but i didn't need to know either she wasn't ending it she was easing you into a threesome i remember in middle school there was this one girl who would grope my thighs and such and just generally making and wanted physical contact the worst part was that she would make sure to do it in public and people would make fun of me for how her advances made me uncomfortable oh yeah look how unwanted physical contact is funny when it's a girl towards a guy haha i'm really sorry mate my ex was bisexual and at a party she tried making moves on my younger sister who was only 15 at the time x was 17 and touching her without permission i got angry and told her to stop and so the party ended soon after that a week later not only did she not apologize she tried to organize a meet-up involving both me and my sister along with a few friends so i told her i don't want her near me or my sister again this made her so angry she called me on the phone and told me she had a knife and if i keep acting this way she'll use it she also said she was on the way to my house right now i was freaking the freak out at this point but i was hoping she was just bluffing however sure enough 20 minutes later she arrived right outside my door i texted her saying i wasn't going to let her in but she kept ringing the doorbell constantly i texted her again and again to go away before eventually saying after a few minutes that i would call the cops if she didn't leave right now this finally got her to leave luckily i haven't seen her since for future reference if somebody tells you they have a knife they are going to use it and they're on their way to your house you should be calling the police already there's no need to wait until they arrive and there's no need to worry about whether it's true or not once dated a girl ended up sharing an apartment after living together for a month i woke up to her staring at me absolutely livid naturally i asked her what the deal was she said i had a dream that you were messing around with your ex and i've been searching for reasons not to cut your dong off i finally calmed her down and she left to work i never collected my belongings so fast in my life never looked back man you really dodged a bullet there i dumped my ex about nine years ago and she pulled up outside my back door and held the horn down blocking the road for literally 30 minutes straight i got in the shower and left via the front door and went to a friend's party she could have been there for hours because she was still going when i left legend has it her spirit is still there honking met a girl at a party we flirted then we ended up in my bedroom this was in my apartment heavy makeout i suggest having sex she declines heavier making out basically including anything that's not intercourse i suggest having sex again she declines fair enough we stop the making out and plan to see each other again the day we were supposed to meet she stood me up i had cooked and it was already time to meet she told me that she doesn't want to see me again because i wasn't pushy enough she liked men who were less soft and gentle she basically told me that when she said no i shouldn't have listened dodge a bullet there keep in mind i'm only a junior in high school i was about in seventh or eighth grade and i was at a new year's party at my grandparents house with all of their friends you can tell i'm a party animal spending my new years with 60 and 70 year olds and one of their friends who i'd known for a while continued touching me and grabbing me in my waist and thigh region she would sneak it in like under the table or walking past each other or whatever i totally understand the stereotypical grandma cheek pinch or whatever but this was something else after squeezing my butt with both hands i had enough and said something to her the rest of the night was super awkward but the worst part was my grandma was defending her and down playing the whole situation it wasn't until i told my mom the next day and she lost her crap on my grandma that she finally admitted she was wrong and i haven't seen her since gross and crappy that some of these stories are just straight up sexual assault my one and only tinder date turned out she had signed her divorce papers that day on the day she laid out her one-year plan for us to date and get married let her know i wasn't interested in a second date she thanked me for my opinion and declined not having a second date very lucky i hadn't been able to meet her at my house at the start of the date like she'd suggested and we had to meet some place neutral i don't like to think what would have happened if she'd known where i lived considering that i'm not attractive or rich or otherwise someone women are usually interested in this was a very weird situation it was just a high i don't know anything about you but we're going to be married by the end of the year no your opinion isn't relevant my roommate and i woke up one morning and went downstairs to find long dark hair all over the floor it was almost a foot long and black the front door was locked i was single at the time and his girlfriend had short hair apparently some girl came in through the window cut her hair and scattered it all over the floor and then left nothing was stolen and we never found out what it was all about that's in the grudge crap dude had one where she would remove the condom halfway into sex no problem till she is riding and wanting me to blow in her hot at first i didn't find out a year later she was dating a friend of a friend and did it to him and now he has a son another that was breaking the condoms on purpose i suspect she was also poking holes in them cannot confirm that though have a couple of others bring your own dang condoms guys i hooked up with a girl back in late 2009 i asked her over to try and call it off as she was a little intense for what i wanted back then we end up hooking up again i'm weak i know fell asleep and woke up sometime in the middle of the night to her cutting my armpit hair off and trying to put it in a ziploc to this day i have no clue why or what she was planning to do with it but i got shot of her that night once and for all well here goes i'm in high school and we're having pay a girl that i hardly know asks me hey you wanna see my butt and i say uhhh no she then proceeds to pull her whole pants down right in front of 30 odd students and the pay teacher everyone was just like wtf and she just pulls him back up and walks away like nothing happened that's like something a toddler would do wtf i've told this before little after i turned 21 i was at the bar with some friends shooting pool enjoying a beer this group of rough looking 45 plus women come in they slowly make their way over to the same side of the bar we keep minding our business having fun i'm standing at the end of the table when i feel a hand slide down the back of my pants and boxes and grab my butt then she screeched out loud boy your mama raised you right then walks back to her friends all proud the bartender kicked them out shortly after my buddies were cool they don't give me crap about it we were all just like wtf i've never groped some random person like that i'm sorry to all the women who get groped like that it completely catches you off guard it's meant to be a compliment but just makes you feel used and revolting it's not meant to be a compliment it's just sexual assault no matter what is between the legs of the perp and victim someone i worked with sniffed the inside of my jacket that i forgot to bring with me later she gave me a date with her as a wedding gift only to be used before the wedding and asked me if i was truly happy on my wedding day older woman was cutting my hair she was 60s i was about 24 she rambled on about how she loves bearded men and i might be old but i can still look at the menu she then told me about how she likes to go to clubs with her son in his 40s cause she's wingmen and likes younger men while this was happening she kept running her hand down the front of my shirt i later brought it up to other employees there who just laughed it off and said oh yeah that's just her apparently sexual assault is just part of her personality the compliments didn't bother me too much until she started getting antsy hope you left a review warning fellow bearded men because yikes woman i was engaged to was doing all the prep for the wedding this was in her country and i didn't understand the language all that well so i was a bit limited on how much i could help her out other than helping to cut the invite cards out etc she was a very hot tempered person as she was but as much as i asked her what tasks i could help out with she just refused to involve me in anything at all and then complained that i wasn't helping enough she argued and argued with me about how i didn't care despite my efforts to be involved in all the prep it was all very manipulative eventually she actually pulled a knife out of me i slapped it off her wrist and she stormed off when she left for work the next day i packed my bags took a taxi to the airport and noped out of there wearing my university sport jacket when i went to grab a fast food order some woman i've never seen before shouted high and waved at me like we were best friends gave an awkward confused wave back and left with my food a couple hours later i get a friend request on facebook from someone i recognize as her best guess is she saw my jacket and stalk the sport roster to find my name and added me from that got blocked real quick that or on the first date she asked if you were going to kill me how would you do it i know how i would kill you then proceeded to tell me her plan on how she would kill me and get away with it asked me if i had feelings for her the day before her wedding which i was in then after being married insisted that we talk and was trying to sit on my lap at a party when we were both drunk and i told her it could wait until the morning she revealed in the morning that she had cut herself after i won't talk with her i told her we couldn't be friends and she texted me every day for six months without me responding until i learned how to block her number a mutual friend told me she asked for my number from him this last summer i haven't spoken her for 10 years so there's that back when i was working overnights at a national pharmacy chain there was an older lady in her 50s that would pick up prescriptions and tried to hit on me a few times the most direct and creepiest thing she said to me was i don't know why women who go for younger men are called cougars i like to be called a python because i like to answer young men do you like pythons luckily i was saved by a customer that promptly that needed something picked up and i ignored her until she left well they are both predators mom when i was 17 eating a slice of pizza in a pizzeria in new york i was sitting facing the glass looking out to the street time was around 7pm it was getting dark i'll never forget this 50 something year old lady who was walking on the sidewalk saw me eating slowed down stared straight at me with the most seductive grin and then winked then continued on walking until that point in my life i had never felt so many emotions at once i was turned on weirded out intrigued scared this was as a day i will never forget she had black hair and was pretty hot went downtown to cvs to get my dad's medication at like nine at night while waiting for the cashier to come back two old woman in line made conversation with me unprompted they started feeling on my shoulders and arms pulled the i have a girlfriend lie while trying to be nice so no trouble would happen inside i was extremely creeped out as if she had a sixth sense the cashier reappeared out of nowhere so i could pay and leave giving the two women a glare in the meantime they gave my biceps a squeeze before leaving me alone felt so dirty i took a shower after i got home next time i saw that cashier i thanked her no problem she said gave her a tip i had a gf once that was really possessive to the point of stalker behavior we had been dating for maybe three months and she didn't have a life she never did anything and always wanted to spend time with me and i was a fairly busy person it gets to the point where she doesn't believe that i could have so much going on in my life that i can't video call her for at least an hour at the start and end of every single day if i wasn't replying to her messages within five minutes she'd send about seven more then call me a few times then it got that she looked at all my social profiles to see when i was last online to see whether i should have seen her text or not also within two weeks she had planned our wedding and named our four children max harrison lily and sophia maybe not the worst but here's something i was in a really low mental state due to some past trauma recent health issues when we started dating which i think was part of the appeal for her since looking back the whole thing was very predatory if he age gap 24 m and 32f she started talking shared finances just a month or so into the dating it's pretty obvious what she was about in hindsight anyway she encouraged me to start keeping a journal to help with my mental recovery with a twist for the journal she would ask questions and i would write answers to them which she would read most of it was extremely personal a good amount also sensitive sexual information i too am boggled that i went along with this she was also doing classic abuser things trying to cut me off from my best friend and all fortunately it only took a few months for me to start seeing clearly though i wasn't quite committed to breaking up she must have sensed some resistance though one day she asked for my journal set to decide then proceeded to start the breakup talk i agreed that it wasn't working out for me either and overall it was very amicable until i asked for my journal back literally instant screaming that it belonged to her i just stayed seated and kept repeating that she hadn't written a thing in it and i was the one who originally purchased it she tossed it at me after a bit and i bounced out of there like a bat out of heck she did send me an apology about it over social media private messaging some years later it was also while letting me know that she would be attending kink meetups in my city though so i was at work late upgrading pcs to win10 i am happily married and had only recently gotten married at that time while i was in the contact center upgrading multiple pcs i was kind of cornered by a younger woman who wound up saying if you ever need a release from your wife i'm here and more than happy to you know frick or something i think you're super attractive and kept it going for a few minutes i mentioned that i'm happily married with no intentions of cheating and she kind of pushed for a while longer lingered while i kept working and then eventually left it was probably the most awkward 20 minutes i have ever sat through at work i had a waitress i worked with who got cheated on by her husband smart attractive and funny woman her husband agreed with her that she deserved to freak me to get even with him except they didn't regard the fact i was also married and not interested in running my relationship i went on a date with a girl and i thought it was mutually understood we weren't into each other because no real connection was happening on the date it was hard to hold a conversation i dropped her off at her house after the date and she felt my chest before getting out of the car like very weirdly feeling me up then she left it was pretty uncomfortable she was making sure you weren't wearing a wire if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Length: 23min 53sec (1433 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2021