(upbeat music) - [Steve] I met Marjorie late 80s. But that's when I became homeless. I met her at a comedy club. I was performing one
night and she came in. I wasn't no star or nothing. Nobody knew me. Oh she took my (beep) breath away. And I stopped talking and
the audience was just looking at me and they start laughing. The very first words I
ever said to Marjorie and I kid you not, I
don't know who you are, but I'ma marry you one day. I told her that in 1987. I became homeless. I could just quit going
to Memphis to see her, 'cause I was embarrassed. I ain't had no money, no nothing. She had a little girl. And I just like, okay (beep), I'm out. And so when I got divorced
in 2005, I was gambling. And my bodyguard kept stayed in touch with one of her girlfriends
'cause he liked her. Big Boomerang. And the day I got divorced, he called her girlfriend and
said, what's Marjorie doing? She said, I don't know Boomerang, I mean I don't talk her
business to anybody. So somehow I'm gambling, all of the sudden Boom say, hey man I got a phone call for you. I said, hey man you know I don't talk to nobody when I'm gambling. He said no man you gon' wanna hear this. I picked the phone up and
she said, boy whatchu' want? But I knew she had gotten married, so first thing I said to her was, how your punk (beep) husband doing? (audience laughing) You know I ain't even know the dude. But you know, (beep) him so. 'Cause I'm hood and that's how I do, I destroy competition right away. So I say, how your punk
(beep) husband doing? She said, well I been
divorced for three years. She had no idea I had gotten
divorced the day before. But you know when you get a divorce, that's just the day that the court system. Yo (beep) been out. Now you been gone for a long time. The divorce is just when
the court legalize it. And so I didn't say nothing to her. I got a jet the next
day and went to Memphis. She came to the hotel and had lunch. I saw her fine (beep)
walk across that lobby. I said, I'm finna marry this
mother (beep) right here. (audience laughing) I sat her down, I said, I'ma marry you just like I promised you in the 80s. She said, well I don't know how you gon' do that, 'cause you married. I said, I got a divorce
day 'fore yesterday. (audience laughing) You know that (beep) sound like a lie. (audience laughing) You just (beep). When I said that (beep)
it didn't sound good. (audience laughing) I said I got divorced
the day 'fore yesterday. Which was the truth, but
how the (beep) that sound. She looked at me and said, boy please. Sat down, when I got
through, I convinced her. I been with her ever since. And that was the whole
mother (beep) story. (audience clapping) (upbeat music) ♪ Shocked that I love you babe ♪
