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(upbeat music) - [Steve] Yeah it got better but then one of my daughters needed something, or wanted to, why's she calling me with this (bleep). My daughter-in-law wanted to drop my grandson off for me to watch him for 30 minutes while she did something. I don't want to watch (bleep) kids. I don't give a (bleep) if it is my grandson, I ain't the (bleep) babysitter. You can't leave a child with me, this (bleep) is five months old. I just held him for the first time two weeks ago. First time. Cause I don't like little kids that ain't got (bleep) control of their head. (audience applause) I had my grandson, I was talking to him the first, and his head was so far back I thought it came off. Scared the (bleep) out of me then I slapped him forward. I'm not a good person to watch the kids. My other grandson, little Noah, he's three. He loves swimming right, can't swim, but. Bought him one of those little rings that you sit him in and it's a floaty. And they went shopping, and they left me home with him. It's my off day, it's Wednesday. I got a cigar out at the pool and a glass of scotch. That's not how you watch a kid. Scotch and cigars is not baby material. So I put him in the water, he's enjoying it, so he paddle his little (bleep) over to the edge. So (bleep) that, I kick him back out in the middle of the pool. Here this little (bleep) come again, so I just. That (bleep) was pretty determined though. Come again, dang. And I could tell he was tired but he don't never cry so he was exhausted. So this (bleep) I said one more time oughta do it. Pushed his little (bleep) back out. He got in the middle of the pool and just went to sleep. They came home and said why is he sleeping in the pool? I said (bleep) I don't know, he tired. Pick him out the water, he's a little prune. That (bleep) skin had shriveled up so bad. My (bleep) wife was so (bleep) mad at me. What the (bleep) did you let the baby in the water that long for? That (bleep) was asleep and I didn't wanna wake him up. I do (bleep) like that so they don't leave the kids with me. (audience applause) (upbeat music)
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Channel: The Official Steve Harvey
Views: 104,017
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Keywords: steve harvey, Family Feud funny moments, kings of comedy, standup comedy, steve harvey show, steve harvey comedy, steve harvey stories, steve harvey grandkids, steve harvey doesnt like being a grandfather, steve harvey reactions
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Length: 3min 41sec (221 seconds)
Published: Wed May 12 2021
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