memes that make your bones crumble

grand theft auto 5 ps3 grand theft auto 5 xbox 360. grand theft auto ps4 grand theft auto xbox one grand theft auto ps5 oh putin you monster hello friends welcome back to easy peasy my name is cougar i'm today's narrator and today comrades we look at memes or slash memes let's get to it there isn't a single language that can express too positive as a negative yeah right dude seller this computer is 10 times slower than your grandfather's nokia school invest invest invest we want the kids to have a bad time nobody is born cool except of course rule 34 artists who keep the proportions true to the source material they're pretty cool especially the furry ones wait wait no no no if you remember billy and mandy hoss delgado is a furry seriously go back and watch that show when someone is mean to you on reddit and their comment gets super downvoted i'm so proud of you reddit you've protected my legacy remember them these are them now my god they all grow up so fast and get so beautiful especially the one in the center man he's so he's so dead i need a webcam for streaming on youtube right on youtube right babe babe if reddit has both live broadcasts and corn and do you think it also has live corn broadcasts oh thou frick starts a conversation like dad i just sat down over here and i know it's the p wood but you know it's youtube they might yell at us memes then ordered a 10-piece chicken nugget got 11. memes now so she sass sushi when you realize the picture is 75 years old yeah man i remember having to watch tom and jerry on my basic cable and like it's cool but like i didn't like tom and jerry huh he is probably out with some other girl in a five-star hotel him eating watermelon with my clone yeah at least he got three million views and that's like an over 10 minute video oh he's making bank good for you old dude aren't you too young to play this game yes yes i am all right have fun you know it's steam we don't care we don't care play the games just spend money we don't care can i have some useful updates best i can do is uh mostly sunny might rain you know thanks windows oh windows 11 is coming no thank you i'm gonna get it let's not lie flat earther this doesn't prove anything mark don't make me beat you again i love invincible it's a fantastic show dude eh i have so many problems with this with this movie otis is a male cow why does he have an udder like if he's trans super cool but he is very clearly a male what is going on with this film ah nah but you know he he's he's the lgbtq representation we didn't know we needed otis the cow introverts visiting more than two places in a day i'm never leaving the house again california's be like five million take it or leave it oh there's california all right then let me just send my million dollars og fortnite fans watching the game go to hell apex legend fans watching the ddos attack and prep smurfs pubg fans watching their game lose popularity to other brs's minecraft fans with their cave update y'all suck minecraft forever bro senpai of the pool what is your wisdom the amount of people that are older than you never increases that's because they die they all die when it's your second divorce and your kid i don't know why i'm married i know it wasn't for love it was for lust and that's always the wrong choice i hate my life when you go to the mall and see your sally written on a pair of shoes all right i quit i quit that life i'm just going to go live under the overpass i love honey but you know what i don't love mobile ads that pause music i'm looking at you spotify fun fact cougar here i do the spotify ad i'm ruining all the people's spotify listening experience i take i take joy in that i miss the internet thank you my friend i didn't know i needed to see that you've heard of united states of america united condom soviet onion japan germany france czech republic spaint ireland now get ready for philippines yeah yes philippines beautiful games with good graphics you always act like you're better than me games with interesting story games are with fun gameplay games with original ideas oh meg we are mom look who came out of their dungeon me i'm just gonna restart the router real quick mom bring the hot pockets what society you think black cats are what black cats actually are blep nah man night shift is pretty easy derek age 24 tonight anything else a diet coke please excuse me what a what no you need to peel us and eat properly [Applause] do whatever the fricker you want fun fact the healthiest part of a mango is the skin but i know the mango's not there but i love passion fruit pasta fruit's delicious hermes hey another demigod has been found among the humans zeus did you cheat on me zeus did you do it my nose every morning of allergy season ah this is me every single day of my life because i have a deviated septum no it's not from taking coke i got hit in the face of the baseball and the last one's just always clogged by you know cartilage gamers be like waterfall with a treasure wow so generic waterfall with no treasure where is my treasure your country is mentioned on reddit your state is mentioned on reddit your address is mentioned on reddit uh it's like the people who like i know your address from a mega er some things off i can feel it wait this meme is in reverse so that means i can finally tell you that your car's warranty has expired google we need four hugs a day for survival and eight hugs a day for maintenance me who survived 19 years without a single hug maybe i am immortal no one loves me but has that made me stronger when you pollinate the environment but everyone still hates you just kidding frick wass well guess what guess what wasps you do pollinate things but at like literally one-third the amount bees do so take a hike and just give us more bees you kill bees we want armies of bees but no wasps and that's a yellowjacket not a wasp the rest of the world after cove it ends oh yeah freedom baby introverts my god the peace time is over my swamp our swamp come red my swamp our swamp comrade guys remember that there are women in this world that think video games are a waste of money but spend their child's college fun to look like this oh kim kardashian ah she never had surgery uh actually she did watch a movie called disaster movie it was a year before she got plastic surgery can't even recognize her she's one of the leads in that film toby is the best spider-man no andrew was the most comic accurate stfu thomas best peter parker is the best spider-man i like the peter parker from the japanese spider-man show from like the 60s little jedis on board just imagine you're cutting down sunflowers anakin there we go the fbi wondering i want to know how many bullets fit in an m17 me doing research for writing a story oh scp-999 you cute little bugger stop no alcohol past this point i bet you can't chug that entire bear challenge accepted friend people dissing me for buying a childish stuff me finally living a comfortable life and buying the things i wanted as a kid i just wanted dinosaur chicken nuggies man ew i stepped in a company that doesn't believe drinking water is a human right and treats pakistanis extremely bad and uses child labor in the cocoa industry and uses false advertising to discourage breastfeeding for their infant formula product sales ah i see good chocolate though bad company good chocolate bad company windows 10 11. hi i'm flat now coca-cola after finding out sugar is cheaper than cocaine but also addictive we're rich fellas forget human health give them sugar me trying to find the bug working code the actual bug you'll never find me you sons of guns i'm gonna hold on over here in the corner me when i have the inability to translate any word correctly in english do you know how frustrating it is to have to translate everything in my head before i say it do you even know how smart i am in spanish uh yeah i'm kind of dumb so no no me reading all the 396 replies of two strangers arguing in the comments section like yes do go on my pretties people who ask are you an introvert or an extrovert people who reply with i'm a pervert humans born in a safe comfy bed alongside their mother birds born in a warm nest high up away from predators turtles it's the beaches of normandy boys the seagulls are coming the seagulls are coming when you're cleaning the ball pit at your local indoor playground and finally find that kid who's been missing for three years oh you poor son of a gun your parents forgot about you zeus is a millisecond after he was born i don't know who i am i don't know why i am here all i know is that i must freak i must freak everything the number of single moms complaining about father's day the number of posts complaining about single moms complaining about father's day yeah the perfect father doesn't get my god he's showing him anime waifus at a young age and not just that necco girl a true hero hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away snickers you're not you when you're hungry but you'll be you in jail cause they feed you three square meals a day trees trees moss the magic of moss a small moss lawn can absorb more carbon than 275 mature trees they also produce a ton of oxygen requires significantly less water come on mr beast why didn't you do your research bro like i applaud you to no end for planting all those trees but come on homie come on give us some moss for us me i need to fix my posture i'll start now i'll also be a few minutes later yeah i sit on a doctor's stool like the rolly one with the black one that you always see doctors on i said on one of those when i edit videos my back's my back's destroyed first guy to give chocolate to his dog i'll miss you mr mittens but at least the world knows but fun fact not all dogs actually die from eating chocolate it's an allergy that most of them have but some don't like my dog brody he legit ate a entire king-sized chocolate bar out of the trash once perfectly fine still kicking to this day almost bit me yesterday i'm punk so i must be a rebel i'm asian so i must like maths i dye my hair crazy colors so i must be looking for attention i'm a video game barrel so i must explode none of these got me until the last one bro i understand your pain i'm a voice actor so people must be like oh you can do a bunch of impressions but i can't i suck at all of them so dad what did you do in greece i found the template freaking legend freaking legend how hollywood aliens see earth how tentacle aliens see earth how doctor who aliens see earth how aliens enters the earth earth is earth it's all bad actually doctor who just go around quite a bit it's just you know it's cheaper to shoot in the place you live language meme speaking fluent german speaking fluent in russians actually understanding the scottish person when they talk fast yeah yeah right instead of changing facts by replacing white figures in historical movies by black they should make more movies about black historical figures whose stories have never been told netflix i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that yep dude can we don't change the gender or the race to someone just make the cool stories like black panther's awesome because it's not just like changing a jet like don't we make ghostbusters with all girls just making new ghostbusters with all girls come on man cars in action movies still works after being shot 1 000 times cars and horror movies can't even start you need to drive a 97 honda civic it runs no matter what baby 40 video games should be cheaper to download than to buy physical copies because there's no distribution or manufacturing oh geez rick i don't know that might collapse the video game economy man shut up morty teacher why isn't the camera on me i'm just making some breakfast real quick my financial decisions in a game this is good i'm gonna be rich i'm the richest man in grand theft auto 5. my financial decisions real life i'm gonna buy dogecoin and invest my life savings when it hit 56 cents don't worry i didn't actually do that i bought it when it was worth less than a penny but only like three what did yoda say when he saw himself in 4k i don't know hdmi oh you i like the like dude's face it's just like oh you i'm gonna murder you like zoy scoob looks like they need to mimic a fraction of my power scoob every fps player before the game starts this is what war zone lobbies are like paramedics all right all right hold still lady and yup yup you're dead surviving a global pandemic only to be absolutely freaking annihilated by some pollen i'm a dead man aren't i i should have stayed inside dear teachers just because we are at home doesn't mean we are free all the time leave me alone leave me alone i work from home life is just a hallucination caused by breathing oxygen once you stop breathing it all goes away oh i'm gonna try that hey yo kuka why you on the floor oh god he's dead well time for my slime to shine on old easy peasy hey everybody my name is johnny i'm the new narrator taking over for dead body cougar on the floor airport security after 9 11. i'm watching you water bottles i don't want to see you drinking no water on the plane divorce leads children to the worst places no i don't want to go to reddit mom too bad son no raspy thin to most people rasputin to moscow chicks oh baby hello people in 1169 i bet there will be flying carts in the future 14 20. cat armor my little whiskers is all safe now stars form a weird line astronomers uh wouldn't that make you a goat no windows 10 windows 11 windows 12. i'm not updating you can kiss my butt windows in 2013 a dad in china hired gamers to kill his son in video games so the sun would start looking for a job and get it alive dad i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move this is like the chinese billionaire japanese billiard that hired a dude to make his daughter straight it didn't work how to become a famous meme be a dog sit in a weird position profit well actually most people don't buy the memes anymore like the kid from like that's got the nerdy kid he made a bunch of money like got a 100 grand i think for the rights to his face from walmart but now they just print them they don't care video calls and movies is so clear video calls from real life land force air forces sea forces ducks look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power dark look at it we are the duck people me who works as a toilet planer for taco bell my friend telling me how stressful his nasa job is definitely definitely i clean up poop all day your crush rejects you she's not rude about it she says that you're a good friend she likes your personality and recommends one of her friends you get to know her friend more and start to hang out with her and realize that getting rejected was the best thing that ever happened one day this will be me one day me ask my crush out thinking worse she can say is no some girl freaking cried because she got assigned as my partner on a school project yeah yeah i know that feeling i'm so sorry but 10 year old movie 10 year old youtube video father's be like hey son how old are you 24. i was your age as i was ladies named karen my name is not a sir guy's name dick first time yeah it's your first time no one will care that this got drawn in 2d was i not a good boy was i not a good boy all you can eat buffets grandmas look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power we we are the original all-you-can-eat cookie buffets someone ask me what i look like without glasses me okay it's like what i look like when i'm not wearing my blue contact to cover up my scary scary brown um heterochromia eye yeah yeah there you go deadpool after donating 500 of his own kidneys okay he never did this to my knowledge in the comics i haven't read every comic complaint but one time wolverine and him were starving to death at least if i remember correctly it was wolverine in like the arctic and he fed wolverine himself i'm not joking look it up deadpool legit fed himself to somebody and he smiled while doing it well if you've made it this far you should join the comrade power that is easy peasy by watching all the videos and subscribing and of course checking out mk or daily or any family of the easy peasy group have a good day be good people and remember not all of us drink vodka but cougar does when he's sad but i've never drank in my life shut up it's for a bit

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Length: 19min 9sec (1149 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 17 2021