McNasty's BEST OF 1,000,000!

that's right guys we hit a million subs a million like that is that is literally just so insane to think about like you guys are insane I can't even begin to thank you guys enough for sticking with me through this crazy-ass journey the love and support I've seen from you all throughout each and every one of my videos is beyond anything I ever thought it would be receiving since day one all I've wanted is just to create content that's as entertaining as possible and it's really rewarding that you guys enjoy watching what I create as much slack as YouTube gets I'm extremely grateful for this platform that lets me create what I want and is giving me something entrant about for a long time I'm super happy about the future as well because I got a lot of stuff coming up that I'm super pumped about one of those things is my new merch line yeah after this long and people asking me about merch finally have some great stuff out now that me and my merch team have designed together I mean look at it look how badass this [ __ ] is like this isn't just some youtuber logo slapped on a blank tee I wanted to create merch that was an expression of what I like to wear but also something that looks good wearing just on the street the bleach today is limited edition so you're gonna want to grab that as fast as you can before it sells out I'm super stoked about releasing this if you're as excited as me go to the link in the top of the description to get your own McNasty merch and since it's Black Friday today there will be free shipping for spending over $75 another exciting thing I'm happy to announce is the release of my second channel more McNasty basically what the second channel is gonna be is clips that I have decided not to use in my main channel videos that have kind of basically just been sitting in a folder for months so instead of just like deleting them I figured I'd make videos out of them and you guys get to watch them it's thought that these clips aren't funny or anything it's just that I usually end up with more clips than I post and they get old so I don't really do anything with them but now I have an outlet for that so yeah so it's a win-win situation cuz I get to post more content you guys get to see more content and the best part about it you don't have to pay it done all you got to do is click the link in the description and go subscribe like like right now like like go like just do it like go to the description of like like there's even a like there's even a brand new cease video on there like right now like I just put it up so yeah go over and just subscribe anyways thank you guys for being so supportive and getting us this crazy milestone super pumped for the future and yeah let's get on with the let's get on with the video I mean with some actual country lyrics I met my sister at a mill and I [ __ ] her against her will on top I apologize for being friends with these guys so how long you been a girl I will never go outside when I wake up in the morning I made scrambled eggs welcome to cooking with Cree today we're gonna make some scramble here like all right basically I want to give you guys a little context about what's going on here we met this kid in-game and he totally believed that rock was Fitz and he just he just went crazy and yeah that's cute is wild so just to just just watch it like thick luscious New Zealand accent can't you behind me haha [Music] what does Ansley sound like I'm gonna be Nancy's like yeah I can't really do it I'm just gonna do my worst Peter Griffin accent hey Phil it's me Ansley I'm his artistic cousin you don't know that yeah you're on The Misfits podcast live what you gotta save you what are you doing soup is a Navy SEALs do Bologna is just hotdogs pancakes way might be the most intellectual thing that Stephen Hawking guide before hearing that Trump requests your location the Nobel Peace Prize [Laughter] try to say a few English words this time so he doesn't hang up on you you know everybody wants to talk about equality but you know there's breast enlargement what about penis enlargement not pills but just like there is you know what they do is like every man has like three or four inches of dick that's like in their body and they just pull the rest of it out never heard you guys gets more excited about something three to four inches is that true you wanna answer a [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] first-base call banana show red underline age snarling kids I was reading my to-do list it's north a little line good little AIDS eat a [ __ ] turd eat another [ __ ] tired he turns tonight turds stop eating turds didn't even have to be human dog turds camp as long as it's turds just has to be Jarrod's wake up in the morning eat a [ __ ] turd dreama body kept in the morning did Terry go to bed Martin and I eat some feces grab my turds i'm out the door i'm gonna hit [ __ ] see me before i leave brush my teeth with the bottle [ __ ] and I'm plugging the toilet [ __ ] [ __ ] are we talking before I leave Russia the bottle of [ __ ] this is what happens when you give retards a platform to beat our mom oh we should book she's like little box of chocolates and boxes like boxes laughing like a church mom always said life is like a box of turds you know level and never stop eating Boris gum says eat a turd every day Jenny 1/3 of day keeps the doctor away Jay mother's turns Bobo sauce sauteed turds turds on the sandwich and I get the bread be like can I get an ETA on my bread imagine having grey shal tourists I thought you said grey shield Tourette's I was like what the [ __ ] is not racial that's like an anti-virus vCard genuflect ape you got any flex Lube that should be is next move this makes you dick all black hey I'm Black History Month we have a flex Lube let's be honest white guys you've always wanted a black dick the infomercial starts are you white white but always wanted a black penis I used to be like you I used to have a micropenis you wanna make it super weird do it how much for you to shoot me gamer girl P oh my god I don't want to talk about how much for gamer girl P conversation right I mean it's gamer girl P so it's pretty premium I'm thinking like like 10k okay leader how much for just a shot glass worth a picture of the shot glass are you a fart cuz you blew me away do you like to draw because I put the D in wrong that was a little aggressive my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in well haul your pickup lines like [ __ ] why are they all relate yeah I just [ __ ] my pants can I get into yours I don't know he's trying to get into the casting audition there's like a group of jocks at the top of the wheel chair ring every time you tries to explain he just kept running into a typo from the makers of Hitler one we bring you Hitler to [Music] in your entire body what the [ __ ] is happening right now I'm really scared I feel like God is in our game Oh all right far nothing compared to my class I got this I will give you a thousand dollars okay I say to you here to your laughs Oh to the left now you go and you understand first time what you want on one number two with all chickens I want cat this can be double twice to a [Laughter] window it's like yo nobody said like the [ __ ] the animal sanctuary yo dude we'll take these off your hands though because you can kill them first all save me time I very appreciate you think they ever see those like in the arm it's just that commercial at a Chinese restaurant you cook it on that's Korean barbecue you bring your own car we cook it for you Schilling's some chitlins back there boy he's over satya yeah boy yes deep south to be craving that kind of [ __ ] very common agreement prashanta reborn in that [ __ ] [Laughter] that was a no goes too far exclamation mark exclamation McNasty except he never gets ads again my name's stroking a goldfish there's someone dropped a toaster in my goldfish bowl that's impressive yeah the life expectancy of a goldfish isn't that long but living way you're stroking too bad it's a really optimistic stroke I can only swim in one direction - myself swimming in circles could be because I'm in a bowl it also could be because I have broke my left fin don't work - good then we just invent like a cartoon character no dude I would totally read that draw okey the cone fish I want to see this animated zamora Cartoon Network stroking a goldfish get out of my country oh ye Wow it sounds really weird when you say it there is so white he can't make racist jokes if you make it like trans sounds I usually get out of my [ __ ] country dude look I'm not kidding a bit but I'm like no start shredding ass in my [ __ ] tree Balaji I met you goddamn Mexicans send over that wall a lot of white fans cuz you guys I just wouldn't understand nor bring up if I wasn't friends with you guys that was true what you trying to say certified honky card yet you're basically a home I'm a sane honky house he tastes awful excuse me it tastes like somebody took sweet-and-sour sauce and spit in it and then breeze all over it and then [ __ ] farted on it you gotta eat [ __ ] like you're like you're taking a shot you're just gonna you gotta like close off your yeah you just kind of like never [ __ ] it's not about if it smells great I do it I dig it out of just natural [Music] what that picture made of you and soup you haven't seen my favorite is the second from the right oh yeah one [ __ ] your mom just makes you sound like a seven year old mom I need another diaper now mom I didn't a cenar [ __ ] myself give me a new diaper bring me some apple slices forget your worst woman [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] the running from the Popo test will begin dad bear me upside down so the whole world can [ __ ] me in my white honky ass that's us I thought I'd never hear in my entire life thousands of years of human civilization and no one has ever said them thousands more afterwards and no one will ever say it as needed earth all's were wild we don't we don't know what they were talking about Neanderthals are kind of woke yeah and the enter falls in the woke or what I would use a describe them we're [ __ ] cave women called meander thoughts I failed a pleasure your caveman wife to the other Neanderthals call you neanderthal [ __ ] [ __ ] man this is a caveman basketball game the ender ball where did caveman shop to meander Maul Neander Walmart what did the caveman police office just say you broke the Neander law and when the treads run away from the cop they get a nanny and now it's time for story time with rack units - I'm gonna play a song rift yeah oh you tell your story gather round fellas I'm gonna tell you the story I watched my friends burn alive they can't play he started the mood walk away from the campfire going back and forth trying to size it up as if it was a predator in the wild all of a sudden had a seizure from the Melvin spin never this way he'd be bored self you just had 100 muscles as you go spasms and water and I had spasms - as I was trying to recount the offensive method to judge my crane who so scrambled remember him who said that - my and so tragic watching flail around the Flyers no hope of living whatsoever times lit up like a firework he took off into the sky chirkoff a crab left with one final sentence that's impossible the fish off the crab he's dead over the word he was gone just like that drifted off into the night never to be seen again take his rock and his torch and that is the story of the numbnut cabin the we are the numbnuts I want to be like a gold I want to be the gold is piece of [ __ ] the good aspiration have the aspiration kiss turds come from ass we weren't talking about [ __ ] ha ha ha turn come from but should be a stand-up comedian McNasty hollering you get it though yeah yeah yeah no I get her it's come from asses yeah you should be a stand-up comedian yeah I know I'm gonna stand up and I'm gonna [ __ ] yeah go to a comedy club and [ __ ] on stage I'm sure the audience are gonna yeah and they're gonna be like you know what that came from an ass just laugh so hard at booted sounds like a disappointing [ __ ] shot Lee hooked up with this guy last week but all I could muster was a couple of poot succumbing you know the other day I was just thinking to myself what if Hitler was trying to invent the world's first tanning bed and it failed miserably if you don't a lot of time millions times term now what's that German saying Millions oh my so for them right now I swear have a suicide pact right now dude I'll cut myself with your bed let's do it I never wanted a punch McNasty in the nose harder so fast I was half expecting you to yell I hate blacks was wrong I can sound like it yo what are we saying about the blacks some look like a Klan member who came in too late to a meeting [Applause] just in town well duxford cleavage how'd you know robbers shooting themselves probably happens probably often honest like really nervous robbers I don't think people really rob because they won't do you know I think it's just kind of like it pay for their sisters dialysis so awesome you're like the Robin Hood of the hood in the name of the people where's a preacher like rum you KFC remember the Lord I take this bucket of ten pieces I became a preacher I figured that if I say in the name of the Lord before I do any action I get away with it good just good times all around yes five I fight for the Lord all right just a [ __ ] rainbow six Bible studies lake in hole do got a kill by the way guys [ __ ] you right the Lord is in this lobby that's where you gotta kill like Jesus took the guns from your hand and shot their enemy do I just wanted to ask you what are the thoughts that are running through your head right now because of the the current band situation on this map yes honestly we hear in the commentator booth absolutely agree with you um but you know we just wanted to get your opinion on that before the game started I don't know why there's this [ __ ] dude in the back who gave me life who gave him a mic why does he like somebody on team who gave it to him if we had to give him a mic no guys get the mic off of him why did you give it to him just kind of like showed up and just grabs it cool member just take it away somebody get it out of here know it now he's puking all over the mic we know that that costs like $5 we need security here right now supid somebody sent security we need to get this dude out of all this right sorry Z in the commentator box now why is he pulling his pants down what the [ __ ] is he doing pooping my diaper dude why does he have a diaper he's 40 on John come I'm gonna come on John how to kill the mood in the bedroom immediately sex just say lobster weak red lobsters and not called lobster weak crab fest Shark Week what is the shark lobsters the ad rates for shark we got two eyes they miss me a [ __ ] lot [Music] [Music] [Music] it's like we're bullying like the fat school or just the meanest kids you have been killed by mountain bear no I don't I love them people say that like yeah I have ad blocker but I turn it off when I watched your videos like yeah I own slaves but this one particular slave I pick is cotton for what you're saying you hear that kids having ad blockers like Onan trades like most amount of shits in one day is oh that's a good Google search actually are you counting each pinch or like sit now and get up yeah is it like full bowel movements or team just like it's kind of cheating you should also look up the longest poop okay Google how long the world's longest sir longest recorded human poop was 26 feet this guy's dying how many times that unclog the toilet oh dude it's impossible we're not even 26 feet tall they had to [ __ ] somewhere random you can't even shoot that much [ __ ] in a toilet in there trying to keep my crap off your mustache [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] is happening I'm just petting my really angry cat is trying to turn me into a Satanist the devil deteriorate I'm just imagining this like some Harry Potter like class rather shouting spells you just [ __ ] just point the one at them and you'll fall just like step on your hamster macness okay step in my dog sorry I stepped on my tarantula sorry I stepped on my goldfish when you want some more Oh step on me again feed me flakes yes who's back guess who's back guess who's black Chrissy Grisi you guessed right what is this a [ __ ] episode of Dora he's not in the forest is he in the KFC he's dead don't think this game could get any more BM than that take this soup mother it's a portable Hitler [Applause] describe it describe it I get a shout-out I want to get more black fans could I get a shoutout what the [ __ ] why would you ever want that [Laughter] [Music] just just so many cups that is an issue plague in America [ __ ] cups in my country god damn it let's build a wall around the cup without solve everything let's drink juice out of my palm only no damn cup just slurping it I am a cup I don't believe in cuffs sorry someone's house like can I get you a glass of wine how does use my [ __ ] palm actually just pour it on in here yeah keep it coming wait I'll slurp why you're going hey cuz yeah what you got against cost nothing I just have a [ __ ] ton of them you missed your killer by chance just gotta get this out of the way guys just casual conversation with the cashier the [ __ ] you feel like 32 toes in a cup you know that sir that'll be 1619 I'm good you big beefy boy look at my cigar it's just for over a half you we'll see that's why I was always confused when they say wear a condom because I wouldn't just fill up with pee light and what do you do with it do you just take it to the DOM pack for that or what okay you tie off the end and freeze it and I'll tie it off like a water balloon and throw it out the window no wait is it freezing at the Alaskan pipeline isn't that a thing the Alaskan pipeline the act of pooping into a condo freezing the rubber overnight then inserting it into one's anus and a hey Brian wanna come give me an Alaskan pipeline buyer you know I can't do that again dad will spank us wait a minute Jay are you insinuating that you should freeze a condom full of pee and use it as a dildo no I'm just saying that if you don't have the money and you need a dildo a pack of condoms is cheaper than a vibrator you know it's even cheaper than a pack of condoms pack of hot dogs I can already see the BuzzFeed video of life eggs the cheapest dildos let's praise your own turn as a popsicle i sound like da singer singing lyrics to laying in bed your mom's like what's wrong honey like if everyone in the world talked like Creed sang [Music] and then you guys to your mind okay mandingo is like a fire engine tribe why won't this [ __ ] die said the doctor at the abortion clinic I was so late to that one dude Wow so was I that's [ __ ] all right you got [ __ ] he'll be after the abortion clinic is it possible to swap fetuses or is it feet I see dices diabetes diabeetus said the doctor the milk a joke try going [Music]

Channel: McNasty

Views: 5,832,416

Rating: 4.947299 out of 5

Keywords: rainbow, six, siege, rainbow 6, 6 siege, best, of, best of, 1 million, special, subs, subscribers, compilation, hilarious, top, comedy, clips, random

Id: xXTvLSLnm_I

Length: 60min 50sec (3650 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 29 2019