MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR
WINNER FROM MOVIES YOU KNOW LIKE THE BOURNE MOVIES, THE DEPARTED,
GOOD WILL HUNTING, AND NOW DOWNSIZINGK PLEASE WELCOME THE
ONE, THE ONLY, MR. MATT DAMON! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THANK YOU . >> THANK YOU, WOW. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THANK YOU. >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> THANK YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU
TOO. >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU
TOO. (APPLAUSE)
>> YOU KNOW, THAT IS LIKE WAY MORE, LIKE LETTERMAN WAS NEVER
LIKE, THIS THIS IS REALLY-- . >> Stephen: REALLY. >> NO, THIS CROWD IS RAUCOUS. >> Stephen. >> I WISH THEY HAD GONE AND SEEN
SUBURBICON. >> Stephen: THEY CAN STILL
RENTABLE T IS STREAMABLE AM IT IS PHYSICALLY CAPABLE TO BE
STREAMED. >> IT IS STILL THERE TO BE
STREAMED. >> Stephen: I LOVE THAT
HANDSHAKE WE DID JUST THERE COMING OUT HERE KUS YOU NEVER
KNOW HOW TO GREET THE PERSON, ARE WE GOING TO HUG, A MAN BURN
WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE, THAT WAS CLOSE, ONE FIRM HANDSHAKE, ALL
RIGHT. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU
AND HAVE I SEEN EACH OTHER. >> YEP. >> Stephen: WE'RE TALKING BACK
THERE, ONLY OTHER TIME HAVE I INTERVIEWS YOU WAS IN 2013, DO
YOU REMEMBER THIS, I SAVER YOU SAVED PIE LIFE. >> I DO, I DO, I WAS IMPRESSED
YOU CONTINUED ON WITH THE INTERVIEW. >> Stephen: I WAS TRAPPED
UNDER A COCA COLA MACHINE. AND I WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN. I WAS BLEEDING OUT. >> WERE YOU. >> Stephen: BUT IT WAS THE
ONLY DAY YOU COULD COME BY SO WE DID IT ANYWAY. >> YOU DID IT ANYWAY, YOU WERE
SUCH A PRO. >> Stephen: I'M THE PRO? >> YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU WERE AMAZING,
YOU JUST SAT THERE ON THE COCA COLA MACHINE. >> I DID. INCREDIBLE STORY. I GOT TIRED SO I SAT DOWN. >> Stephen: YEAH. >> ON THE MACHINE. >> Stephen: YEAH, AND SO
WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN. YOU KNOW, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU ARE
AN ACTION MOVIE STAR. >> I THOUGHT WERE YOU GOING TO
SAY, YOU ARE, YOU ARE AN AS-- BLEAP [BLEEP], THAT IS WHAT
IT SOUND-- YES, ACTION MOVIES. >> Stephen: GOD I WISH COULD
YOU SAY TO TO YOUR GUESTS. >> BEFORE WE GET STARTED I'M SO
GLAD YOU ARE HERE, ARE YOU A COMPLETE PIECE OF [BLEEP]. >> AND YOU, AND YOU SIR ARE A
TOTAL DEUTSCHE BAG, THANK YOU-- DOUCHEBAG, VERY GOOD TO
SEE YOU. >> Stephen: THAT SAY GOOD
FEELING. JUST CLEARING THE AIR IS SO
NICE. >> WE KNOW WHERE WE STAND NOW. >> Stephen: YEAH, EXACTLY. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THERE, I
DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU T IS FANTASTIC. >> IT SUCKS FOR EVERYBODY. >> Stephen: BUT DO I WANT TO
TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR MOVIES, YOU GOT SO MANY GREAT
ONES. THE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN,
ROUNDERS, MR. RIPLY, OCEANS ALL THE OCEANS MOVIES. THE DEPARTED, GOOD SHEP HER,
ININVIC TIFF, TRUE GRIT, THE MARTIAL, DID YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: DID YOU BRING ANY
OF THE POOP POTATOES BY. >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED
THEM. >> Stephen: OH YEAH. >> I CAN MAKE SOME MORE FOR YOU. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL
WAIT. BUT OF COURSE ALSO LIKE A
MASSIVE ACTION STAR WITH THE BOURNE MOVIES. YOU'VE GOT FOUR GIRLS. WHICH OF ALL OF THESE MOVIES DO
THEY GO I LIKE THAT MOVIE, DAD. CUZ THERE ARE LIKE 11 AND
YOUNGER. >> THEY HAVEN'T EVEN ANY OF
THEM. >> Stephen: REALLY. >> NO. >> Stephen: NONE OF THEM NOT
EVEN GOOD WILL HUNTING. >> NO, GOD NO. >> Stephen: WHY? >> WELL, GOOD WILL HUNTING. >> Stephen: IT'S TEAR JERKER. >> I'M ENORMOUSLY PROUD OF IT
BUT I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE AT MIR AMAX CAME US TO AND SAID CAN
YOU MAKE IT PG13, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE OR SEX TO SPEAK OF BUT
IT IS JUST, I SAID WHAT IS MAKING IT RATED R. THEY SAID THE LANGUAGE. I SAID OKAY, WELL SO WE COULD
BLOOP A COUPLE LINES YEAH BUT ARE YOU ONLY A YOU LAD I THINK
AT THE TIME ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SAY THE F WORD THREE TIMES. AND
I SAID OKAY, WELL, HOW MANY ARE WE OFF BY. THEY SAID YOU GO OVER BY 145. SO--
(LAUGHTER) AND I THINK BEING FROM BOSTON I
DON'T THINK WE REALIZE HOW MUCH WE SWOR. AND I DON'T SWEAR THAT MUCH ANY
MORE. AND SO SHALL DID DRN. >> Stephen: YOU SAY THAT
INSTEAD OF AWE. >> IT WAS LITERALLY A PLACE
HOLDER LIKE YOU WOULD GOO [BLEEP] OH I KNOW WHAT I WANTED
TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW. JUST-- SO WE WROTE IT THE WAY
WE-- WHEN BEN AND I WROTE IT WE WOULD DO THE LINES TOGETHER. AND OKAY, THEN WE WOULD
TRANSCRIBE T YOU [BLEEP], PIECE OF [BLEEP] AND YOU KNOW, SO NO,
I HAVEN'T SHOWN THE KIDS THAT ONE. >> Stephen: SOMEONE IS TAKING
A DEFIBRILLATOR RIGHT NOW TO THE STANDARDS AND PRACTICES PERSON
AT CBS. >> WELL, I'M GIVING THE BEEPER
GUY SOME WORK. >> Stephen: WELL, WE'RE LIVER
TRK DOESN'T MATTER. >> SORRY, SORRY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
SORRY, SORRY. >> Stephen: SO DO THEY EVEN
KNOW, THAT IS FASCINATING. I THOUGHT MAYBE SOME THEY WOULD
LIKE AND SOME THEY WOULDN'T LIKE. IS THERE-- THERE IS NO, NONE OF
IT? AREN'T YOU IN LIKE HAPPY FEET 2. >> I AM. THEY HAVE SEEN HAPPY FEET 2. >> Stephen: YOU ARE THE
CRIMINAL. >> BRAD PIT AND RI THE TWO KRI
WILL, L. >> Stephen: YOU WANT TO HEAR
SOMETHING FUNNY, JON STEWART AND I WERE OFFERED THOSE ROLES. AND WE SAID WE WERE TOO BUSY WE
CAN'T DO THAT THEY SAID FINE. AND THEN IT WAS YOU AND BRAD
PIT. I AM JUST SAYING YOU AND BRAD
PICKED UP THE SCRIPTS WE THROUGH OUT THE WINDOW IS ALL I'M
SAYING. >> I REALLY WANTED TO WORK WITH
GEORGE MILLER, YOU KNOW, HE TOLD ME HE COULDN'T THINK OF ANYBODY
ELSE FOR THAT PART, AND I JUST FEEL LIKE GEORGE MILLER LIED TO
ME. >> Stephen: HE SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU. >> HE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. >> Stephen: WHOSE WAKE WERE
YOU SKIING IN. >> WHICH ONE WAS PIT? WERE YOU THE LEAD CRIMINAL. >> Stephen: WHO WAS THE HE WAS
THE KRILL WITH THE ABS. >> SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN YOU
OR JON. >> Stephen: I THINK JON IS
VEGAN SOW HAS THE ABS. >> OKAY. WOW. >> Stephen: I'M SORRY. >> SO THE KIDS HAVE SEEN THAT,
YES. THEY HAVE SEEN THAT AND I DID AN
ANIMATED MOVIE CALLED SPIRIT ABOUT A HORSE ABOUT 20 YEARS
AGO. THESE ARE CHILDREN WHO HAVE NOW
GROWN UP, YOU KNOW, 20 YEARS LATER, BUT SO MY KIDS HAVE SEEN
THAT AS WELL. >> Stephen: WONDERFUL,
WONDERFUL. AND ARE THEY IMPRESSED WITH YOU
OR SNIG LIKE THAT. >> NOT A A ALL. >> Stephen: DO THEY HAVE AN
AWARENESS OF ANY OF THE REST IT. >> THEY ARE STARTING TO. I HAVE A 19 YEAR OLD WHO
OBVIOUSLY HAS SEEN A LOT OF STUFF. BUT SHE IS OBVIOUSLY OLD ENOUGH
SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. >> Stephen: SURE, YOU LET HER
OUT. >> YES. WAY TOO OLD FOR ROY MOORE, YEAH,
19. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: IT'S TRUE. >> THANK GOD, SHE'S OUT OF THE
WOODS, I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE NEXT THREE. >> Stephen: HE CALLS THAT A
MATURE HONEY. >> THAT'S RIGHT, NO, NO, THAT IS
A COUGAR. >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT
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