- Are you very like sexual? Do you like to have a
lot of sex, a little sex? - I have to have an orgasm every night before I go to sleep. - What? You might be a Sagittarius because my boyfriend
likes to fuck a lot too. (group laughing) Like, too much. (upbeat music) - I'm Shakera. I'm kind of artsy: write, music, paint. Things like that. - My name is Tyler Valentine. Call me space scientist, you can call me planetary scientist, one of the two. - My name is Ray Couture. I am a professional astrologer. - Extremely. A sun sign is your spirit,
is your consciousness. And so the quality and type
of consciousness changes as the Earth goes around the sun. - I know my astrological
sign, it's a Virgo. I don't know what it means at all. I think it's like a load of crap, frankly. - I'm a Pisces. The best sign ever. We're magical, we're dreamy,
we have a sixth sense. We have friends from all
types of backgrounds. We're the best. - Yes. - Yes, I love this. - Hi, you're cute. I like your outfit.
- Thank you. - There's so many. - No I shouldn't. - Hello there. - Hi. What's your name? - Nathaniel.
- Nathaniel. Okay. Can I see your ears? - Do you get along with people easily? - No. - Are you close with your family? - A little bit. - Are any of these questions actually pointing me close to your sign? - Probably not. (laughing) - How tall are you? - 5'10. - Let me see your profile. Oh, okay. - Do you like to go out to the clubs, like to drink? Like what do you do? - I go to the woods. - In the woods? - I stay away from people. - Oh. Okay. I know which one you might be. I had a friend like you
and it didn't last long so, you're a Taurus. - You're a Scorpio. - What makes me a Scorpio to you? - The intensity. - What's your favorite animal? - Arachnids. I like spiders. - I'm going to give you Scorpio then. (laughing) - Because it's a scorpion
and it's an arachnid. (group laughing) - Yeah, that is an arachnid. A lot of people get that wrong. - How many friends do you have? Like, can you count your friends on your-- - I've got one best friend. - Are you loyal person? - Absolutely. - Loyalty. - Do you perform? - Yeah. I'm a singer. Songwriter. - Singer, songwriter. - Are you a bit of nerd, by any chance? - Absolutely. - Dope. - I don't know. (laughing) - Are you very like sexual? Do you like to have a
lot of sex, a little sex? - I have to have an orgasm every
night before I go to sleep. - What? Then you might be a Sagittarius because my boyfriend
likes to fuck a lot too. (laughing) Like too much. - I'll go with Virgo. - Okay. - I'm changing that to Libra. He accepted it too fast. You have to watch how people act too. - So, I'm actually on your side of things. I don't believe in astrology either. - Thank God. Okay. I'm glad I'm not the only one. - Your hands? Whether they're fingers or claws. Put them up this way and
then turn them around. You have fingers, no claws. - You just found out
your significant other cheated on you. Are you going to A, whoop his ass only? B, whoop her ass, only? C, kill 'em both. - Option A. - Whip his ass only? - Whip his ass only. - So, I'm going to give you the Scorpio. I would have killed them both. (group laughing)
So, probably not. - Sagittarius. I don't know why. - Sagittarius. - Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome. - Hey. Oh, a ginger. I like that. Tell me a little bit about yourself. - I went to school for art. - Yep. I already know what you are. I'm going to say you're a Libra. - I'm going to go with Leo because of the mane. For lion. Do you like that one? - Yeah. (group laughing) - Okay.
- Thank you. - What's your name? - Shinara. I am a recording artist. - What's your perfect Saturday night? - Watch Housewives of
Atlanta, Love & Hip Hop-- - Oh, so you like drama? Okay, I think I know who you are now. You an Aquarius, because I had a friend. She was very suffocating and
Aquarius is the air sign. And I couldn't breathe. (group laughing) - Okay. - Hi.
- Hi. Well, you are different, aren't you? (group laughing) Challenging. Bet you can't tell who
I am kind of attitude. - Do you ever have dreams of things and they actually come true? - Oh, I dream every single night. - If you were to draw a circle, how close to an oval would it be? - It would probably be an oval. - Right. - Do you like women as
well or just men only? - I like fruit from any tree. - Oh. You feisty girl.
(group laughing) I like you. I like fruit from any tree, as well. - Pisces. Thank you. - It's going to be Gemini. - Ugh. - No. Was I wrong? That was like a reaction
that told me it was wrong. We're going to go with it anyway. - Next. Oh, hi cutie. - Hi. - So, tell me a little bit about yourself. - Um. - I feel like I already
know who you are though. - Yeah? - I already know who you are. - What do you feel? - I feel like you're a Cancer. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - I'm married to a
transgender, so your trans and I appreciate the courage and-- - Awesome. - The work that goes into-- - I appreciate that. - Becoming who you really are. There you are. Cancer. - Okay. Thank you. - What's your favorite number? - Seven.
- Seven? Hmm, that doesn't help at all. (group laughing) - Are you a competitive person? - I can be competitive
and I can be totally not. - So, you can be this one
day, you can be that one day. It's not like a thing across the board. Okay. I'm going to give you the Aries. - Virgo, because I'm a Virgo and you seem like a dope person and I'm dope. (group laughing) - Hi. What's your name? - Amalia. - Hmm. (laughing) And puts her foot forward you know. - Are you really into Astrology? - Like for dating and stuff. - And so I'm a Virgo. - Yeah. I only choose a signs that I like wanna be with though. - Okay, so-- - Kind of.
- So you're not a Virgo? - No.
- Damn. (group laughing) - Do you have a big diverse group of friends at all? - Yes. But I'm always like the same person in all the friend groups. I'm like the loud, outgoing, intense one. - Do people sometimes feel like you're a little too much? - Yeah, but I don't care. I'll go hang out with somebody else. - I think you're a Leo, because
you're a little aggressive. There you go. - Thank you. - That's exactly what she is too. (group laughing) - You didn't look at
my ears or my profile. - Yeah. I know. (group laughing) I didn't feel like I needed to. - I'm just screaming Leo to you. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- I feel it. - Right. Here I am. - Bye. - Okay, I have a question for you. So, you don't believe in Astrology? - Yes. - Would you agree though, that it's silly to say something
isn't real, if you can't prove that it is or you
can't prove that it isn't? - Because you can't necessarily prove it, there's no reason to put any faith in it. - Oh, okay. Agree to disagree. - Tell me a little bit about yourself. Do you have pets? - No. - You don't like pets? - No. - What do you do for work? - Right now, I'm a student. - What are you studying? - Computer science and mathematics. - Do you always answer so quickly? Boom, boom, boom.
- Yes. - You do? Hmm.
- I'm sorry. Right now, I'm getting a very vibe of just like dull and like-- - Dull? (group laughing) - Like boring, like I would not be like, "Hey, Catalina. "Want to go grab a drink?" You know, no. - You know what's really shocking? And correct me if I'm wrong. Would anybody ever guess
her as a Pisces at work? Oh my gosh, when you said
Pisces, I was like fuck. - If you guys didn't
know, Pisces take traits from every other sign, which is why we're a little bit feared. - Because you're not original enough so, you have to-- - No, no. We're original, we're original, we are so amazing that we just
take little of everyone else. - Whatever makes you feel
better about yourself. - Yeah. I feel a lot better about myself for that. (group laughing) - I feel like she's a Gemini. I really feel like she's a Gemini. - Aries. - All right. Why Aries? - Because of how quickly
you answer things. - Pisces. - All right-- - Do you like fish? - I like to eat fish. - Dope. (group laughing) - Well, I'm down to two signs I have a Capricorn here and a Virgo. Are you very sexual? - I am and I'm actually I'm more dominate in life and
I'm more submissive in bed. - Really?
- Yeah. - Okay, you're a Virgo then. - You win every argument. - I do. - Yeah. You're a Gemini. - Hello. So, you're going to be Capricorn-- - I guess so. - Sorry, you're a Capricorn by default. - I know. I always get stuck with one. - Okay. - You want to switch signs with him. And we'll have him be this. - Is this your final answer? - I think so. - I'm actually going to
swap you with Pisces. - I think we're just going to go with it. - I knew it. I knew it. - Yeah. - I'm afraid but sure.
(group laughing) well, that's not too bad. Not quite 50%, but. - What? - Cool. - Well, you done fucked up. - Yeah? - Yeah. I'm Aquarius. - I got you wrong. - Of course. - Is that something that's
been happening a lot? - Mm-hmm. (group laughing) - Yeah, he's right in the middle of an eclipse that's about to happen. You've been for the last four
or five months struggling with this whole process of how
you're gonna deal with this. - He's not wrong. (group laughing) - I could not believe you're a Cancer. - Well, you were all kind
of going on the right track when you were talking about
the sex drive and everything. Should of just paid attention to the sex. - In the nine. (group laughing) That was good. That was a good one. - Is that what I guessed? - Yeah, you guessed me right. - Don't do that to an old man. (group laughing) - You got me right. Of course that's going to
happen to non-believers. - I don't even remember. Maybe the stars were giving me some energy and it just transmitted. I honestly don't remember. - What made you think I was a Sag? - It just felt so honest. So dedicated to truth and, not so much the answers but
the way you answered it. - Okay. Good. - So you're not a lion? - No. Not today. I'm a Libra not a Leo. - What does Libra mean? - I've only heard like
the couple of negative connotations of being a Libra. - Okay.
- Like they hold grudges. - Also apparently you
dislike violence, injustice, loud mouths, and conformity. - Yeah. - Yeah, dislike violence. - UFC!
(group laughing) - I cannot believe you an Aries. - Yeah. You weren't that far off. - No. They both have horns. - I'm at the cusp. - Taurus and Aries are
right next to each other? - Yeah, I'm at the cusp. - And I got y'all backwards, right? - Mm-hmm. - So, I basically got it right. (group laughing) - So, if it's near the cusp, you'll have Taurus qualities as
well as Aries qualities so that turns out to be your problem. Because the Aries wants to go and the Taurus says is it worth it. So, it makes your communication
a little bit iffy. - Ah, I knew that you was a Pisces. (group laughing) I told you that the person I gave the Pisces to, it should be
an honor and I'm so glad that I gave it to you because I knew that you were the
same type as me, girl. - Did I get you right? - Yeah.
- Yeah. I got you right. You got fish teeth. (group laughing) - Is that bad? - No. It's Pisces. - No. (group laughing) - Hello.
- Virgo. - Virgo. Dope. - You know I know Virgo's like to have a lot of sex. They like to fuck a lot. - Here's the thing. Nobody, nobody, has
asked about my sex life. They've asked everybody else, but not me. - You were waiting for it. I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. - Well, you seem so delicate
and sweet, so I didn't know-- - You know Virgo is the virgin, right? So, it kind of makes sense. - Oh, see. - Nobody asked me, because
I just give off that you know I'm sweet-- - Yeah. That's right.
- I'm innocent. - You guessed me right. - I did, yeah, 'cause you
look just like my daughter. She's a Capricorn. - Oh. - What makes you a Capricorn, other than your birthday? - Half hopeless romantic, but the other half is just realistic. It works for me. - Leo. Look at her. Look how she's walking up here right now. - You absolutely got it right, 'cause I like gave you fucking attitude. - Yeah, you gave me attitude. You was ready to dull my happiness. My mother's a Leo and very like uh. (group laughing) she's a Leo. - I'm sorry. - Didn't you have difficulties until you were about 18, feeling
worthless or not valuable? - Yeah. - It was in college, you ran into somebody who told you how great you really are? - Yeah. (group laughing) - Well, when I know a time and so forth, I can really figure this out. - I met my biological mom when I was 19. - Ah. - Oh my God.
- You met her. - Yeah. - And she said I love you. - Yeah. (laughs) I'm just stunned right now. - Come on. - I'm still kind of boring. (group laughing) - Was I right? - Kind of by default. - Not even by default. - I gave it away when I
said I was better than you. You were like "Oh, dammit." - All right, girl. (group laughing) - All right. Be Gemini. - All right. Thank you. - What time were you born? - I don't know. (laughs) - Not at all? Nothing?
- No, I have no clue. I'm more concerned about my death time then I am when I was born. - Do you have any other way to waste time? - To waste time? - Sure. Thinking about death, I mean-- - Oh, I don't think a lot about it. - Oh, you don't? - No.
- Okay. So, a Gemini, see how you go from one side to the next? (group laughing) First you do--
- He got me, he got me. - Come on, Taurus. Are you a bit stubborn? - I am, once I make up my
mind, that's pretty much it. - Yeah. Sounds like a Taurus. Sorry, I got you wrong. - It's okay.
- What did I give you again? - Virgo.
- I gave you Virgo. You just looked freaky. So, I was like she like
to have a lot of sex. - Do you like that the day you were born determined like your future personality? - I don't know if necessarily, I like it, but I do believe in it. I think it really has to do with our sign. - Scorpio. I'm sorry, girl. I'm sorry, girl. Because my best friend is a Scorpio, I'm like how did I get you wrong? - The thing about Scorpio, despite the fact that you really dislike this, you have to have a relationship. - Do I have to? (group laughing) can I just do my work, like (laughs). We are very extreme people,
like we're really intense, we're really passionate,
we're also pretty mysterious. - I feel like I've heard passionate, loyal, extroverted and a few of those other ones used to describe a lot of, like, half of the other's. - Oh, for sure, yeah. But we're also very extreme. - Okay. - So, like when I'm sad, I'm really sad but when super happy, I'm super happy. - That just sounds stressful. - Oh, it is. (group laughing) - I think it was great. Obviously, I got a lot of them right and there's probably like four people, I want to hang out with now after this. - Well, that was a lot of fun. (group laughing) Thank you. Thank you, thank you,
thank you, very much. - I learned that Astrology
is definitely bullshit. (group laughing) Confirmed and moving on.
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