Masterchef finalist HORRIFIED by food memes! (again)

I can't do it! HAHAHA. Hi, I’m Josh. I’m Ollie. And this is JOLLIBIE! So Gabie, how was your last experience of food memes? I just only remember that avocado thing. - From the thumbnail. - and the beans in the crocs or whatever it was. So many bean memes! There were a lot of beans. Oh my gosh! I was traumatised by those beans! Well… Hopefully, there won’t be any more today. First up, cooking hack. If you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there. What, wait, what? Why? I don’t understand. So that the water goes into the phone! It’s really funny when you explain it. HAHAHAHAHAHA\ Oh dear! Oh no, that is so dangerous! Me on food network: “I made a puréed nut spread with a grape relish reduction paired with a brioche bun”. HAHAHAHAHA This is your channel! HAHAHAHAHAHA "Gooey egg sandwich." “Gooey egg sandwich”. Hey! Gabie does breathy voice. Oh, does she? - For TikTok. - Breathy sexy food voice. It’s not sexy! It’s just really calming! Okay, I just find you sexy. Maybe that’s, you know, just me. Sorry. Now I feel very uncomfortable. Introduce this episode with your breathy TikTok voice. "We’re review..." Hahaha. I can't do it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhh Fudge! Oh my gosh! I feel violated! That is not natural. That should never ever happen. HAHAHAHAHAHA! "Rainbow cake roll, nailed it." I kinda understand this, because when you make rainbow stuff you just don’t realise how much food colouring you have to use. You just have to use the whole tub. Josh and I talked about this recently on an episode. But some of the worst diarrhoea we’ve ever experienced was on the same night in the same hotel room with one toilet. Everyone wants to taste the rainbow, no one wants to **** the rainbow. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "When you pass some free samples and the sign says one per person." HAHAHA Ohhh… Ohh I know what it is. Angel hair pasta. There’s this pasta called “angel hair” because it’s so thin. - It was meant to be a joke. - Someone has taken it a little bit too literally. This is why we need Gabie’s expertise. I would not have gotten that. Would have gone straight over my head. But now, HAHAHA. Hilarious! You're an idiot! HAHAHA. We’re interrupting this episode today just to bring you a little message from our sponsors. Don’t worry. I’ve got this. Wait, what? Ah yeah. What is going on? We’re back with another Nord track They’re the guys that got your back online. So that was our sponsored segment. Erm.. Pfft.. Back to the video. Next up. What? Wait what. Josh, you'll be offended. You play tennis. You love colanders, you’ll be offended. I’m a fan of neither. Are they straining ravioli with a tennis racket? I guess if you're in an emergency situation! Emergency, like, "Guys, guys, I've got some ravioli! It's an emergency!! We need to drain it now!!" And I've just come in from the tennis court and be like, "Uhh take this!" "Oh, thank goodness you were here!!" "No time for breakfast this morning thank god we have his and hers bean holders. How convenient" Ughhh. You can just eat them out of the tin if you're gonna do that! You don't need to pour them in there!! Spider-Man 3 the game! Look, you can repurpose a chocolate tray. Lava lamp! 'Finally tried boba or whatever it’s called' HAHAHAHAH Just no. No, that's ugh, that's... ugh. That concludes our bean detour. Great. Thanks. I wish I never mentioned them. Next up, 'I have no idea what I'm doing. Hehehehe. I mean the colour is perfect. But what it didn't need were those little muffin cups. Should've just got rid of them and it would have been a great cake. Yeah exactly! Put a few beans on there and perfect! What happened? What can cause this? I don't understand! This hurts me. This picture hurts me. How does this happen? I don't understand. That actually looks like a thermonuclear explosion. How has it fallen straight down the middle like that? Oh my, how does this happen? I just don't understand this! A handful of jam served on a plate in an upscale restaurant. No no no. That did not happen. How old is that picture? This is back in 2019 when no one cared about germs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - There’s no way that can be real. - I don't believe it. Are we calling BS? - I mean, I hope so. - BS! - She's called it. - No way. Must have been an accident. And then I see this! My roommate's vegan hotdog. A slice of bread, raw tofu straight from the container, and Dijon mustard. Now that is the kind of meal I cooked in uni. Ohhh... That is so sad-looking. I personally like, the fact that it's just sat on a kitchen towel. It's like kitchen towels have been invented. Why are we still using plates. Right? Why? Seriously, think about it. You got to wash up plates. They're heavy. They take up space. Save the environment they’re reusable. So are kitchen towels if you’re careful. Not when they’re covered in dijon mustard. Is there dijon mustard on the kitchen towel? I don’t see any. I think there's a subreddit called "please just give me a plate". It's all of the fanciest restaurants where they serve things creatively.. "Most expensive restaurant I've ever been." "The chef literally made a starter in our hand." Wow. Okay, now that's actually kind of cool. Yeah, I mean it's stupid. It's stupid. - The least he could do is put a kitchen towel on your hand first. - But it's kinda hilarious. I was expecting some really, like, potential cutting boards that they're using. You know that felt creative, to me. Slop table. Slop table for 20, please. NOO. No, that is so not hygienic. NOOOOO. You can't just.. ok.. That's not. No. NO! Ok, that's.. This.. what? The fries will get soggy, people! Oh no. It's going down his arm. Oh no. Ok, alright. I think we get the gist. OH, I knew something like this was gonna come up. Ramen ice cream sandwich. Wow. Yo, what? That is.. creative. It is creative. You know, actually, all three of us, I suppose, at some stage have just eaten raw ramen. Yeah, I love raw ramen. So, this isn't actually that... - Yeah, you could sprinkle some sugar on top and it could work. - disgusting to me. Unconvinced of an ice cream sandwich, if I'm honest. Yee... ooh.. Have you had one? You don't like ice cream sandwiches? They taste good. Do they? Yeah, they do. Now that I've said that, I don't know whether I've had one? - I think you had one. I think you did. - I don't think you've had one. You think I did. When? The cookie ice cream sandwich. Oh yeah, we did that. That was rubbish. That was good. But then also.. Ollie's getting flashbacks, like, "Hang on.." How do we ensure continuity of the universe? Dr Strange is somewhere being like, "oh my gosh," I am not paid enough for this. Last up. Wait, what? Oh, it's cake. It's a sponge cake. Is it actually a sponge cake? Sponge cake! And it's sponge! I see what you did there. Are you feeling inspired to get more creative with your recipes? Yeah, yeah. *Today, we're going to be putting beans in a CD case.* Ughh. Ohh. Well, that’s all for today. In the meantime. We'll see you JOLLY soon. - See you later. - Bye. Hi. I'm Iman from the Philippines. And my reasons to be JOLLY today are My Kpop posters! Yeah!

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Length: 9min 13sec (553 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 23 2021