British Priest reviews dank Christian memes

no wow father chris hi i'm josh i'm ollie and today we are going to be reviewing dank christian memes with a real life priest [Music] chris yes welcome back wow wow guys back it's been a long long time a little bit emotional yeah it's good to be with you i'm excited we should probably just jump straight into it first up wow i'm looking forward to this let's do it start taking pictures of churches and turning them sideways was not disappointed is that real no someone superimposed something i can move diagonally on this floor oh classic that's a tweet from an actual bishop i just love that he's taking that picture in an actual church i mean we have sense of humor in the church well some of you yeah actual footage of jesus washing away my sins wow wow that is that is wonderful [Laughter] the good shepherd i got you me oh what wow wow oh yeah good shepherd what are you doing what are you doing i know exactly what's gonna happen i mean that is just like all of us though day to day isn't it when you ask god for a sign and then she brings you to this restaurant just me knowing i'm creative by god wow a christian truth is the the balance between knowing that there's brokenness in me and there's weakness in me but also i am precious and loved and of great value so is that is that balance precious valuable container for just a whole load of crap and rubbish no my grandma couldn't find the bible app so i helped her out brilliant i have that bible app new version everyone has that it's like 400 million downloads wow it's amazing i mean if you said like 10 15 years ago that 400 million people will be walking around with a bible in their pocket at all times you'd be like massive revival has come but in reality we're all just addicted to our phones classic ollie taking what was positive and turning it into massive negative god pretending to like early 90s [Laughter] worship music stopped being good in the 1700s messiah was peaked was the peak it was amazing from then on is basically like coldplay and leanne rimes covers wow yeah i listened to a whole heap of music and my filter is that god created the universe and let's be honest you listen more to biggie smalls than you listen to music when they call me big but wow father chris moses be right back for five minutes israelites well now i'm worshiping this golden cow i was like burb if any of you at home had doubts that he's a real priest there is the evidence what would that mean that you need be right back right didn't know that you need to break someone out of prison who are you calling ball and sign prison break paul didn't break out of prison he was broken out of prison by an angel ah so an angel came and broke them out but then i've never even seen an angel let alone have an angel break me out of prison so maybe paul's got something i wouldn't try it i wouldn't like go to prison to see if it happens just avoid prison this is top tier advice from a priest today avoid prison it's a great sermon yes when the devil tries to trip you up but your strength comes from the lord wow wow well played sir that is actually really impressive how on earth is that impossible you know i'd love to do something like that what's on your mind someone made up dinosaur sounds without even hearing them oh because we've never heard a diamond could you imagine if t-rex opened his mouth when he went [Music] i can keep going when you taste and see that the lord is good jesus truly one of you will betray me peter i don't know red candles my bible watching me scroll through instagram during my quiet time ah we've all been there we've all been there i was sitting down this morning and then i was like realized i was like oh scrolling and stop i pray in tongues you shall see in english if you don't know what tongues is it's meant to be a divine language a language of kind of love that bubbles up from the soul it's like christian scat hey that's what it is right this person is kind of showing off a bit in a sense and then the person's like yeah but you're gossiping the cat the cat again the divine feline lack of proofreading can change the direction of your church fast please satanize your hands wow wow how did that get printed christian girls when they finally meet a good man who loves jesus are not going to take it slow and we are not going to take it one step at a time [Laughter] mom why do you stay away from ruth group the boys at youth group the thing is i'd like to do that yeah i would do that that looks quite funny did you see the end yeah that guy's got banter i think that's brilliant when you check her instabio and there's a bible verse listed [Laughter] i feel like this is a thing this is a modern social media generation things like you go on someone's profile and it's got the bible verse listed straight away i don't have a bible verse on mine oh i know terrible two different prayers right here deliver us from evil and give us today our daily wow a kind of funny truce that's an interesting question though if you pray for a job oh yeah and god gives you it but the other candidate has also prayed for the job he loves the other one more yeah that's not how it works it's not how it works i think what's hard though is like the entirety of some people's lives it's just so much worse than other people's lives like you might get to the end of your life your kids have grown up they're happy they're successful you also might know someone yeah whose kid died and they never had any more children life is just not even close to fair so arguing that there's a god who's in control of everything is kind of offensive i don't really have the answers for that i don't feel like i've stumbled to where i am i feel like i've been guided and there's been highs and lows in that guidance and it's tough and seasons of waiting and seasons of difficulty but i ultimately trust where god is guiding me but that doesn't help someone whose trap has died god didn't stand up on high and leave us he said i'm going to come and be with you and ultimately his son died and so he can be with us in our pain and in our turmoil in our trials and so i think when pain and suffering comes along you have a choice you either can blame or you can just surrender and i think surrender leads to healing and wholeness blame will only lead you to anger and bitterness and division it's a question of life i suppose wow gosh i hope that gazelle made it oh my gosh but what about the cheetah but there's children in his cubs or maybe maybe he's found a great vegan place yeah churches don't be weird also churches finally brothers aim for freedom of affection and the god of love and peace will be with you in the urinal i kind of think that's kind of funny is it not yeah i think i quite like that it feels like they're not taking themselves too seriously we've got a person in our church who set our cupboard lock to 666. [Laughter] the devil whispered in my ear you're not strong enough to withstand the storm i whispered back [Music] i do this to you you do the same every single time half of my text to chris i just you're with like and that fast for me i'm an edgy early 2000s pastor starter no the soul match the soul what is it now what would you say what did you say like today's equivalent is what are you looking for tips here last one guys god protecting me from battles i don't know about hallelujah all right wow christian memes 2021 edition well done 2020 feels good to be back thank you for showing me more memes thanks for coming back all right we'll see you really soon hi i'm juno from perth western australia and my reason to be jolly is i just water cooled my whole computer completed it today

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Id: O-IWXJXiPZU

Length: 9min 29sec (569 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 19 2021