Smash or Pass, Tiktok Gender Swap Edition! | Sarah Schauer

[Music] hi guys welcome back to my channel my name is sarah shower and today we're going to be doing a smash or pass gender swap edition now this is happening on tick-tock it's like people use the face app to like see if they would smash their friends i have always wanted to do a smasher pass but they're so misogynistic and also i'm gay so if i did it with just like my guy friends i would be like past past past pass pass it doesn't matter so i wanted to play smash or pass but i didn't want to use real life women because i would feel like i'm being like misogynistic you know i just feel like it would be weird if i was like yeah i'd love to hook up with this celebrity meanwhile this celebrity doesn't know i exist so i found a workaround so basically what i did is i went on instagram and i asked my followers can you send me the name of a male celebrity who's like misogynistic or is dated women way too young for him or it's just kind of a little bit like problematic and i'm going to gender swap those guys because they're already somewhat misogynistic that i would not feel bad making them girls and then saying misogynistic things towards them because at the end of the day they're still men so that's what we're going to be doing i'm going to show you the tick tock that inspired this it's actually like so many tick tocks it's just like all the gender swap tick tocks i know this was like popular a couple months ago but i wanted to do it now because i didn't know work around in which like seemed fair to me but let's watch raiding my homies if they were girls my number one is my boy omar um damn he type cute that's a that's an eight out of ten right there all right next eight out of ten okay chino type q that's a seven out of ten i'd probably clad you already know all right next up we got papa bryce oh get it he could get it i got a tan right there all right next up we got my boy how old are these children damn phil okay okay they're in like high school because i was like they all look like me when i was younger all right next up we got frankie i'm not gonna front you look like you'd be annoying as hell bro six out of ten last but not least we got matthew over here bro i think you were born the wrong gender bro you were 10 out of 10. so that's the tick tock that inspired this video and as we all know gender is a construct but i thought it would be fun as someone who is non-binary i'm just like this is going to be fun so i have a list of 14 male celebrities that people submitted to my instagram stories that we're going to gender swap it's leonardo dicaprio mark wahlberg shia labeouf james franco tyga john mayer scott disick trigger warning matthew morrison matt damon christian bale chris pratt wilmer valderrama milo ventimiglia and jerry seinfeld so all of these men on this list are either dating someone way too young for them or have dated minors or they are pieces of so i don't feel bad smashing or passing them like it doesn't feel as bad i can have a little misogyny as a treat hi guys before we get started i need to tell you about today's sponsor which is expressvpn so sarah why are you in the closet well there's construction it's los angeles and this is the only place that there's no sound so i'm just gonna record in here i'm not like doing a coming out video but expressvpn i need to be honest with you guys i'm a huge fan of the office i know i know it's a good show sue me but did you know that there are nine versions of the office in different countries around the world including the original office from the uk you probably didn't know that or if you did congratulations but if you didn't it's because the content is not available in your area most likely due to geo restrictions but expressvpn can change that with expressvpn you can change where websites think you're located my computer thinks i'm canadian oh i was going to say ahoy matey i'm sorry with expressvpn you can actually choose from nearly 100 different countries and access content not available in your region it really is a must-have for less than seven dollars a month expressvpn gives you access to thousands of new shows and movies on your favorite streaming services like netflix disney plus and it honestly couldn't be easier to use let me show you just fire up the expressvpn app on your phone or computer like this or tv select a location and hit connect super fun oh wow i love it so get the most out of your streaming services today by visiting expressvpn.com sarahshower and if you use my link you'll get an extra three months of expressvpn for free let's get back into the video so let's open the face up so the first one is leonardo dicaprio oh leo let's make you a girl let's do female 1. [Music] that's me wait a minute that's me oh my god that's me wait no no no ah okay let me just go into a little bit of backstory because i feel like i should this is me um and if i were to hook up with this person i'm gonna call her leah it would be like having sex it would it would be like having sex with myself in a mirror um so i would say oh that is me it has my hair and everything oh no oh i look good in a suit i should get a suit well i already have a suit okay i just in general am not attracted to myself so i don't know if i would hook up with myself however i want to say smash but i would have to be like intoxicated oh my god that was so weird because that's literally me okay i'm gonna say smash i would smash this person but if we were to have sex we would both bottom so it wouldn't go that well no no no no no no no i wouldn't no i would would i top myself um smash but i don't know how it would work out i think that we would just end up calling each other pretty all night and nothing would get done so um that was disturbing i didn't expect to see myself all right so our next man is mark wahlberg mark wahlberg as you know is a piece of an actual piece of garbage let's do female 2 for marky mark is that anna paquin wait what the hell that's definitely anna paquin from like uh vampire diaries no no true blood oh it's another vampire movie um absolutely not absolutely not i don't mean to be misad no no well well well actually yes now i'm thinking about it i could imagine this woman on the us women's soccer team she would me if there was a woman ever with these arms i'm trying to get jacked but if there was a woman with these arms i would be like me like the on it i'm sorry so um i'm just gonna go ahead and say yes uh pass on mar pass on mark wahlberg smash this woman did i say i'm gay yeah i did say i'm gay our next lady is shia labeouf shyla buff is an absolute menace i'm so pissed that he is a piece of but i mean no he's a piece of no no no no no pass pass oh my god well she's this photo looks like a mug shot like it looks like this girl just got like a dui and she's just like super like like in the police station it's a no for me with shia next up on our list is james franco i don't remember what james franco did it was probably being really creepy to women like all men in hollywood so um we're going to gender swap him and see if i would go for it this looks like rachel mcadams if rachel mcadams no okay wait wait wait um would i i'm gonna say pass um let's try female 2. it's just the same oh wait no female 2 is really hot oh my god wait female 1 oh it's just female 2 it just has a lot more hair am i shallow um i would definitely smash female 2. here's the thing all of these women look mature so i feel like that they would take the reins however [Music] smash yeah yeah yeah yeah all right all right but pass on james franco james franco i hope you get your come up it's i hope you get i get i hope you get in trouble you dickwad our next master of disaster is tyga tyga as you know dated kylie jenner when she was 16. how is this legal how can like we know that these like major celebrities are dating minors but everyone's just like oh this is fine this is fine if any of my friends who are like my age dated someone who is 16 i would call the cops on them immediately if they're like hey i want you to meet my girlfriend i would be like how old are they and if they're like oh they're in high school they're like a junior like they're but they're like a really young junior you know it's like it's like no oh all right so we're gonna give tyga female 2. if i saw this girl at the club i would ask i would i would have to take a couple shots to like work up the nerve to talk to yep okay smash smash absolutely pass on tyga absolutely regardless of if i'm a lesbian or not actually regardless if i'm a lesbian not for everyone um but [Music] am i just do i just like long hair moving along our next smash or pass victim is john mayer john mayer as you know has dated literally everyone in hollywood i actually can't even make a list he's been singing forever he's just something that does not go away he's like a really bad like toenail fungus toenail fungus is very hard to get rid no it's very hard to get rid of i think you need a prescription for john mayer all right so we're going to give john mayer the female 2. i'm going to look away wait a second i can't see it [Music] oh god i'm sick our next smasher passer is the infamous scott disick lord disick so lord disick was not as much of a bag well he was a he's always been a bag but now he's dating lion lionel richie's daughter i don't know she's like 19 and i'm like i know it's legal but just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right i can walk around my gym with no shoes on it's legal does it mean it's right no let's give scott the female 2. oh god oh god oh god please don't be no no no no pass pass pass pass oh no oh no oh no no no no no no this person if you were to date them would be like absolutely insane like this girl would call you like 400 times and like leave a voicemail every single time absolutely not i'm not sorry scott disick and i'm not sorry this woman yeah okay so trigger warning matthew morrison so this is matthew morrison i don't know if matthew is um problematic i don't know much about him other than that he was on glee fun fact when i was in high school i went to like a summer camp thing for improv at ucla because they thought i was funny so i went to ucla and they had all the kids in like the theater programs come together and we were actually the test audience for glee i've only seen the first couple episodes of glee because i was in the test audience so that was my first time ever being introduced to matthew morrison other than that he was in american horror story and you you want me to believe that this man has a big dick no this man is hung like a caterpillar all right so we're going to do face swap one this is that one actress lady is this juno's mom this looks like juno's mom i'm going to say pass for female 2 they just add more hair i'm still going to say pass they're really that's really nice hair that's really nice hair she's a beautiful woman but not my type our next person to smash or pass is matt damon matt damon as we all know just learned to not say the f slur he literally went on the news and he was like yeah my daughter taught me to not say the f slur and now i just don't say it it is 20 21. it is like i imagine like how often he was throwing it out and one day his daughter was just like hey now matt can i call you mad papa daddy uh you shouldn't be saying that word i feel like that's a given why was he still saying it so i figured he definitely deserves to be on this list and i know for damn sure that ben affleck still says it you're look at ben affleck look at ben affleck and tell me that he doesn't call people the yester all the time it's not funny but all right we're gonna give matthew here the female one you know who this looks like this looks like a white house press secretary like if i saw i think it's the outfit it's the blazer and the simple white shirt and the necklace yeah this is like a future like white house press secretary you know you go on bumble dc and you find this woman and she's like i have three yorkies i'm never home yeah pass what about female 2 no well no is this it in my past pass on pass pass pass no goodbye matthew our next actor on this list is christian bale christina bale now um i think christian bale beat up his mom i think i'm not sure he just gives me the heebie-jeebies so i will be smashing or passing him and i don't mind being disrespectful because why not so we're gonna give christian bale the female one this looks like a burnt out detective on law order svu you're telling me that this woman doesn't make a guest appearance she's like we've been working on this sting operation for 30 years now and i can't believe you just came in and ruined all of our hard work and then you know olivia benson is like there are real victims in my city in my precinct yeah this woman is this this this person is on an episode of criminal minds like this is a detective and i'm going to say pass absolutely pass she has the most atrocious lines and she has no personality off screen go yourself christian bale the next person on this list truly breaks my heart because i fell in love with them on parks and recreation and now they're a total i am so mad i'm so mad at you chris pratt you dickwad so we're going to make over chris pratt i'm gonna give him the female one i can't see this i'm so mad at him i'm so mad at him i fell in love with andy well well well this woman comes up to you at a bar oh this woman is like a milf but not like a fun milf oh what about the female 2 oh it's even better worse i'm going to say i'm going to say pass just the way that she's holding her face she seems very like judgmental and prudish you know you're like can i eat your ass and she's like eat my what uh no no no you chris pratt i'm so mad and past this woman are right our next celebrity on this list again broke my heart loved you on that 70s show oh my god fez wilmer valderrama he was 29 or 27 when he dated demi lovato when she was 17. how can these how can this just happen this shouldn't even happen we're gonna give wilmer here the female one god this woman is a united states marine this if i saw this woman in civilian clothes i would still be like that woman is a united states marine she looks so sure of herself and her hair is so put together you know what i personally cannot date people in the military but i have had sex with enough members of the military that i can now board a plane early that's a joke but i was raised in a military family so i could never date someone in the military but like this is how this would go down you know you're on bumble around camp pendleton or camp lejeune and you're swiping through and this girl pops up and she's like yeah i just got out of basic and now i'm looking for this woman is a marine um yeah i'd say pass but i wouldn't date no it's nice no i say smash but i wouldn't date them oh my god oh my god wait it's like wait what i could i swear i've seen this person somewhere before this this girl is active duty our next actor is milo vince i don't know how to pronounce his last name but he basically dated hayden panettiere when she was a minor gross he's on gilmore girls if you've never watched gilmore girls it's basically the worst show every person every character in gilmore girls is worse than the next person rory and lorelai are horrendous if i ever met either of them in real life i i think i would punch them uh i cannot stand each of those characters and then i don't know what this dean i don't know what the his name is in the show um it's probably not dean let's give him the female one if he's hot i'm gonna be so pissed she is hot um she's she's also very much a female detective on like law order miami or something or csi this woman like slams a bunch of papers down on a table and she's like pissed and then her captain's like give me your gun and badge and she's like come on cap give me one more day give me one more day with these criminals here's the thing i'm imagining hooking up with her um and her fingers would be so long and bony i feel like she would just be like um somehow she would break through my cervix and i would just be like ow ow ow and she would be like suck it up and i'd be like that's not nope no no she looks too strong you know what i mean you know when someone not like too strong too forceful because strong people can be sensual but i know for a fact that her fingers and her hands are very hard you know it's it's nothing pleasurable happens with this woman so i'm gonna say pass and our last um smasher pass is jerry seinfeld now jerry seinfeld i know will be a milf jerry seinfeld what can you say um he dated really young people just did uh uh jer bear is gonna get the female 2 because the female 2 has very long luscious hair and i feel like it's gonna be a lot better for more milf people um no well okay um this woman is a very successful author she has written a slew of books about romance she has written she was this woman wrote 50 shades of grey this is this is this woman has a lot of sex fantasies that are almost realistic okay wait no what i see when i see this woman is someone who's very creative who has a lot of fantasies who there's always something off about the fantasy that like takes you out of it [Music] okay i'm factoring in that she is a milf i'm gonna say pass because her books will leak into our sex life and you know maybe she'll take from our time together and then weave it into a book and you know in her book she's gonna describe me as some soft um pig i don't know she's gonna like be like very um unflattering when she describes me in her book yeah i'm gonna say pass all right guys well that's it for today that was so much fun i love smashing your passing um it's just like usually it's so misogynistic and you're like these poor girls oh my god have you seen that one youtube video where like it's a bunch of girls lined up and i got all the guys go down the row and they like smash or pass these girls it's so cringy also girls stop doing that like don't stand in a line and let a man just like say smash or pass that's so you're better than that but that is it for today thank you guys so much for watching i thought this was so much fun i know this is like a trend from 2011 but i figured i'd do it because i saw it on tick tock and i had a lot of fun so wait oh wait wait i want to see myself as a boy if you're a gay any variation of gay you can smash or pass me i give you permission please be gentle for all the straight girls i'm going to transform myself into a guy and you guys give me a smasher pass below i would like to know so i'm using this photo of myself i'm going to give myself the mail too because i have such a round face i feel like i'll fare well with facial hair so ladies who like men let me know or men who like men let me know oh my god oh my god no oh no oh my god no wait let's do the mail one oh my god no this is me as a man would you guys be attracted to this man i'm not gonna lie to you i like the nose rings however oh my god i wish my eyebrows look like that naturally um i'm gonna be honest with you guys i look like i slip um drugs into people's drinks at parties well yeah no yeah i i oh my god that doesn't even my hair is really nice so um girls attracted to guys and guys attracted to guys let me know if you would smash your past me as a man but that's it for today guys thank you so much for watching uh that was disturbing i thought that i would be a cute boy but you know i'm an ugly boy oh that's so upsetting thank you so much for watching please like and subscribe and i will see you in the next one goodbye [Music] you

Channel: Sarah Schauer

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Length: 23min 58sec (1438 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 23 2021