[Amy] What?? [Mark] Just this hose, and the metal ones. [laughter] [Tyler] I got it!! [Tyler, distorted] I got it!! [Mark] That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. [Ethan] It's sad. It's sad. It's sad. [Ethan] ... It's sad.
[laughter] [Mark] It's our table! [Ethan, laughing] Ah, I forgot. [Mark] It's a classic! [Mark] Yeeeah. [Mark] Can't just let it go! [Mark] It's so nice! [Ethan] That's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of this table. [Ethan] "Nice." [Ethan] Yeah...
[Tyler] Yes. [Ethan] That's what I [stutter] sad about. [laughter] [BEEP] [Ethan] Tie-dye. [Tyler] Multicolored. [Mark] What?? [Mark] Alright, so, uh, welcome to... [Mark] Markiplier Makes: Tie-Dye. [Mark] I've never tie-dyed anything in my life. [Tyler] Wait, really? [Mark] Never, no.
[Tyler] Oh. [Mark] I grew up poor. [Mark] Like, we couldn't even afford shirts, let alone color the-- paint the shirts. [Ethan] Every. Video. [laughter] [Ethan] "Guys. I was poor as a child." [Ethan] "Not an ounce of food was put in my body." [Mark laughing]
[Tyler] "I had to eat grass." [Ethan] "We didn't even have grass. We didn't have a lawn!" [Mark] If I had real nutrition I would have grown ten times your height! [sad music]
[Mark] My potential was never reached sadly. [Mark] So we're gonna tie-dye just because I'm trying to relive all the childhood memories I never had. [Mark] And those are the only reason we have ideas. So here's some instructions. [paper crumpling] [Mark] We don't need those!
[Ethan] No, we never...
[Tyler] Nah. [Ethan] ... need instructions.
[Mark] We have friendship! [Ethan] That's right! [Tyler] That's the power of tie-dye it's made with [Tyler, distorted] FRIENDS. [Mark] Yeah, exactly.
[Ethan] You don't need instructions for anything... [Ethan] ... as long as you have friends. Your friends will lead the way! [Mark] Whoever makes tie-dye alone is sad and a loser, so... [Mark laughing] [Ethan] I'm changing my outfit! [Mark] What the fuck? [Ethan] And so, I. WILL. [laughter] [Tyler] I feel like... it got lower cut. [Ethan] It's bigger pants this time. [laughter] [smack]
[Mark] But seriously. [ominous music]
[Mark] Tie-dye is a dangerous thing. If you mix the wrong chemicals at the wrong times it will explode. [Mark] Hence the gloves. [Mark] Yeah. Gloves.
[Ethan] Do you want some gloves? [Mark] I'd like some gloves. [Mark wheezing]
[Tyler and Ethan laughing] [Mark] ... Yes. Yes I-- [Mark moaning] [Ethan] Don't stress yourself, alright? [Mark] Ah, wait, the other one. [Ethan] The other one, the other one... [Mark] I need to feel complete. [Ethan, muttering] Of course, of course... [Mark moaning] [Ethan] Put this on, we can't have any leakage. [Mark] You're right, thank you.
[Ethan] There you go. [Ethan] You wanna feel? [Mark] I want to feel. Let me feel something.
[Ethan] Do you wan-- [Tyler] No. [Mark] Lemme feel something. [Ethan] Oh yes. [Mark] Oh God... [laughter] [Ethan] I can't watch. [Tyler] I was hoping--
[Mark] Close your fingers. [Mark and Ethan grunting] [Ethan] I've never felt a feeling such as this... [Mark] Hang on, let me band you. [Ethan, laughing] I like where this is going. [laughter]
[Tyler] Why is it, every video... [Tyler] ... you guys have to have some sort of GIF or clip that makes it super sexual. [Ethan] No!
[Mark] Nooo! [laughter] [Mark] ... Nooo...! [laughing] [Mark] Now that we've promised ourselves nerve damage in the near future... [Mark] ... what we have here is the assembly of...??? [laughter] [Ethan] I feel like a Power Ranger. [laughter] [Mark] Come on. Come on, do it. Come on. You won't. [Ethan] Want me to punch you?
[Mark] Yeah. [whiff] [Mark] Go, I was ready. [Ethan] You wa- You want a one-inch punch? [grunts] [Ethan] How's it feel?! [Mark] Like nothing. [Mark] So as you could probably tell we can't do anything 'normally', ever, here? [Ethan wheezes, pitched high] [Mark] ... Do we have shirts? To tie--? Oh good.
[Ethan] Yes we do! [laughter] [Tyler] No! Your face. [SLAM] [SLAM] [SLAM] [Ethan] Oh... [Tyler] Why?! [Ethan] I didn't...
[Tyler] Every video, y--!! [Ethan] Don't worry, I'll fix it!
[Mark] Amy spent so much time... [Mark] ... assembling this perfectly. So... [Mark] ... color coordinated.
[Tyler] No! No, no. [Mark] Oh my God.
[Ethan] Oh no. [Mark] So the reason we've got these all assembled nice like this is because... [Mark] ... we're not just gonna do this normally, oh, no. [Mark] We've got three shirts. We got three men. [Mark] ........ [Mark] We got...? [Mark] And we got tie-dye. [Mark] So with this we're gonna make these shirts, but we're not gonna do it with our eyes. [Mark] We're gonna do it with our souls. [Mark] Like making love. You don't do it with your eyes! [Mark] You don't do it with your body. You do it with your heart. [Mark, whispering] And your soul. [Tyler] You got a large soul. [Mark, whispering] Thank you. I know. [Mark] 'Bout time someone noticed. [Ethan] You have a medium ... [Ethan] ... penis. [laughter] [laughter] [Mark] Chop. [Ethan] Don't you dare put your fingers there. [Mark] It's working. [Ethan] It's working!
[Mark and Ethan] It's working!! [Ethan] One... last... [laughter] [Mark] I love that you don't ask why! [Ethan] Ohhh, you're making a balaclava? [Mark] Yeah. [Ethan] Yes! [Mark] So.
[Ethan, laughing] Oh! [Mark] As you can see... [Mark] ... I cannot see. [Mark] You want me to hold it again?
[Ethan] Yeah. No you've got-- [Mark, laughing] Okay, alright. [Mark] Is it in front of me?? [Ethan] Hold on.
[Evan laughing] [Ethan] Okay, go ahead.
[Mark] Okay, here we go. [Ethan] You're gettin' there!
[Mark] I hope no fingies are in the way! [Ethan] Oh you're close. You're so close Mark.
[Mark] Uh huh. [Ethan] Cut with your soul!
[Mark] Oh, my soul... [Ethan] Your soul!
[Mark] My large soul... [Ethan] O-Oh there you go! [Ethan] Ahh...
[Mark] Ahh... [Mark] How'd I do?
[Amy laughing] [Tyler] Is there a tag sticking out...?
[Mark laughing] [Mark laughing] [Mark] Alright pussyfooting around. [BOOM] [Mark] We... are gonna tie-dye. [Mark] And that means that we're gonna be tie dyeing these shirts... [Mark] ... dry. [Mark] We've all got our blindfolds on, right? [Ethan] Uh-huh.
[Tyler] Yeah. [Mark] Okay, we can't see a thing, right? [Ethan, laughing] Right.
[Tyler] Where...? [Mark] Cool. Everyone pick up their shirts... [Tyler] I got it! [Mark] Cool, okay. No peeking. No nothing. [Mark] Yeah, there's a bucket of water. [Tyler] Where's the bucket of water? [Mark] On the-- As far away from you as possible. [Mark] Just keep goin', man. [Ethan] Probably close to it. [Mark] Yeah, keep going. [Mark] W-What are you doing, I can't see. Whaddya got? [Tyler] I found a wall? [Mark] Alright, that's not helpful. [Tyler] I found a... [Tyler] ... person!
[Evan laughing] [Mark] Uh-huh, uh-huh. Talk us through. [Tyler] Oh! I found a bucket! [Mark] Alright, cool.
[Tyler] ... It's not a bucket. [helicopter sounds] [Tyler] I got it!! [Mark] Alright, good job, man! [Amy giggling] [tap, tap, tap] [Mark] Ohh...
[Tyler, startled] Ah, hi! [Tyler] Here we go, we got it Mark. [Mark] Alright, thanks man.
[Ethan wheezing] [Mark] Alright, let's all raise our blindfolds like just for a little bit... [Mark] ... so we got some preface here.
[Ethan coughing] [Mark] Okay, cool. Alright. Good. [Mark] Once we put 'em down then that's it. [Mark] W-We'll call it, like, from there. BUT... [Mark] ... Overall I don't know a lot of tie-dye techniques. [Mark] We've got rubber bands here, it has something to do with the colors. [Mark] But the most important thing is, when you grab a color... [Mark] ... try to put it back in the same place you got it, 'cause--
[Tyler] 'kay. [Mark] Everyone look at the colors, memorize this, because this is the only chance we get to look at this. [Ethan] Okay. [Ethan] Should we-- should we put the water up on the table first? [Mark] Why?? [Ethan] Well, wait, we don't need the water. [Mark] We're doing the DRY method. [Ethan] That's right. [Mark] Yeah, it's like a technique right, it'll help it run or something? [Amy] Yeah, so it won't-- Yeah. [Ethan] So if we want to use the water will have to navigate to it. [Amy] Yeah.
[Mark] Yeah, yeah. [Amy] Five? Seven?
[Mark] Seven? You want seven? [Amy] Let's do seven.
[Mark] Le-Let's do seven, yeah. [Amy] Seven? Alright.
[Mark] Seven sounds good. [together] Three... two... one... Go. [Mark] Huh? What? [Tyler] Shhh. [Mark] What?! Don't 'shhh' me!
[Ethan and Tyler] Shhh! [Mark] Don't shush me! [Ethan] I'm feeling those memories from camp flooding back to me. [Mark] I'm feeling the memories of me living in a dumpster from age three to age four and a half. [Mark] But time was hard to keep track of, people only threw out calendars every once in a while. [Mark] I mean I had a block, I had blocks! [Mark] I wasn't that poor, you know. They-- [Ethan] I thought you were The Most Poor.
[Mark] They threw out bricks from construction yards every once in a while, y'know. [Ethan] Oh. [Amy, laughing] There's nothing coming out, okay. [Mark] Wha?? [Mark] Are you already on the dyeing phase?! [Ethan] Yeah. [Ethan] Oh.
[Mark] Oh, God!
[Tyler] Oh no. [Amy] Just so you know.
[Mark] Oh, God! [Mark gasping] [Ethan] I 'squoozed' pretty hard.
[Mark] Okay, if you're trying to crush a baby's skull? [Ethan] Not that hard.
[Mark] Y'know, that-- Not that hard? [Ethan] Think of- think of trying to squeeze out a little bit of toothpaste. [Amy] Yeah, Tyler's is comin' out.
[SQUELCH] [Mark] AH! I felt splatter on me. Did it come out? [Amy] It did! [Tyler] Oh, I found the lid. [Mark] Oh no, okay, all right, that's a good-- [Mark] That's a good benchmark. That's a good benchmark. [Tyler] There's a big gap here, where'd this one go?? [Tyler] That's black... Unless you took black. [Tyler] What're you looking for? That's-- [Tyler] Oh hi.
[Mark] Oh. Oh hi.
['Careless Whisper' plays] [Ethan] I'm taking a chance.
[Mark] Uh-huh. [Ethan] And I'm going to the ... water. [Mark] The problem with tie-dye is it stains... [Mark] ... REAL good. [Mark] Staining is really the main fear... [Sound byte] "Where am I??" [Amy] Ethan's got three bottles that he didn't put back.
[Mark gasping]
[Wilhelm scream] [thunk]
[Mark] Wha-?! [Mark] I feel like there were a lot more bottles here before. [organ/choir music] [Ethan] Oh no. Oh no!
[Tyler] Red.
[Mark] I already GOT red. [Ethan] Have my fingers leaked through?!
[Amy laughing] [Ethan] Are my fingers through?! [Mark] Huh??
[Ethan] Do I need new gloves?! [Mark] No one's gonna tell you! How much time do we got? [Amy] A minute twenty-five. [Ethan gasping in fear] [Mark] Okay, all right, that's all just a little. Just a, like a sweet dab. [Mark] Sorry, I just touched you with my shirt. [Ethan] Oh... [Tyler] I need--
[Amy] You've got 30 seconds.
[Mark] Okay. [Ethan] 30 seconds. I think mine's done. I don't know. [Ethan] I did the water. I did the- I did some sploosh on it... [Mark] I-I think I did everything I wanted to do. [Ethan] What are you envisioning? Before we all bring up our blindfolds? [Ethan] What are we envisioning that we have? [Tyler] I think mine is a spider with multicolored legs. [Ethan] Well, let's talk about colors first. [Amy] Time's up!
[Ethan] Because I feel like... [Ethan] ... other than the shape we could try and figure out the colors based on where we reached. [Mark] Alright no one look yet.
[Ethan] I think I had some yellow??
[Tyler] Okay. [Ethan] And a little bit of blue and a little bit of red.
[Tyler] I think I got... [Tyler] ... red and blue and a purple. And I think I grabbed black at the end? But I hope not. [Mark] I was trying to go for every color of the rainbow. I think. [Mark] I thi-- [laughing] [Mark] Shush! [Mark] I was close! I don't think I-- [Mark] Oh I got a splash of green in there!
[Ethan laughs] [Tyler] You got a nice yellow. [Mark] I got a little green in there but not... not as much as I wanted. [Ethan] I got kind of a cool tie-dye shirt! [Ethan] Did you get the classic spiral?
[Mark] I don't know. I tried? Lemme see. [Ooo's and aaah's] [Ethan] That's kinda cool!
[Mark] That's not bad! [Mark] It's not as colored as I would have liked it, but you know... Kind of like, it's got a minimalist feel to it. [Tyler] Mine's a very white shirt with a lot of different... [Mark] I like it 'cause you've got, like, stuff on the sleeves. [Ethan] Yeah, I think me doing a lot of water maybe the spread happen. [Mark] Yeah, but the spread's cool! You got a fully colored shirt. [Mark] We'll come-- We'll be right back, when they're dry. [Mark] In the meantime, here's a- a- a word from our sponsor. [Ethan] I SAID GET READY TO COME (CUM?). [Mark] Scene change! [Mark] We're in a different place, but we got our shirts and our shirts are dry. Check them out. [Mark] This is a shirt. [Mark] That's a shirt. This is a shirt. So-- [Amy] Why aren't you spinning? [Mark] Am I supposed to spin? [Ethan] Yeah, you have to... rotisserize.
[Tyler] Show off your shirt. [Mark] Why do I have to spin?? [Ethan] Well, to show the whole shirt!
[Tyler] Show the whole shirt, man. [Ethan] Yeah!
[Tyler] Yeah. [Tyler] That's good.
[Mark] Thank you. [Ethan] Oh, yeah, it's- it's good. [laughter] [Mark] Alright, so let's judge them. Um... [Mark] That one... it's not bad but it lost integrity of the shape it was in? [Mark] Like, uh, I can't tell, like, if it was a spiral, if it was a circle out... [Mark] That's the only thing I'll say about it. Plus the rubbings. Let me see the back. [Mark] Yeah, that-- You got like a lot of rubbings back here. [Ethan] It doesn't entirely look intentional. [Tyler] I personally think Mark's is the best. [Mark] You think that?
[Tyler] Yeah.
[Mark] You really think it? [Mark] Yours sucks. [Ethan, laughing] Yeah it just kinda looks like a kid threw up. [Ethan, laughing] Yeah it just kinda looks like a kid threw up.
[Mark] No actually-- [Mark] I-I could see that like that being a mass-produced... like, just, design. [Ethan] Th-There's too much green. It's bad. [Evan speaks unintelligibly]
[Tyler] It's very green.
[Ethan] Yeah. [Ethan] That's what happened when I dunked it in. It just all soaked up the color. [Mark] Yeah, just too much water.
[Ethan] Mm-hmm [Mark] Yeah, but not bad! Like, for my first tie-dye. [Mark] I bet I wouldn't have been able to do something that looked good if I tried, and could see. [Mark] 'Cause I literally just... it just happens to turn out this way, but it worked! [Ethan] Yeah!
[Mark] 'Cause I literally just... it just happens to turn out this way, but it worked! [Mark] 'Cause I literally just... it just happens to turn out this way, but it worked! [Mark] I think the chaos is what made it really special. [Mark] ... Okay.
[laughter] [Ethan] I like the sleeve! I like that color a lot. [Mark] Yeah no, that's good. [Tyler] I like the...
[Mark] Yeah, your sleeves are on point. [Mark] If you could, like, cut those sleeves off, put it on to just a plain white t-shirt, that actually might look really cool. [Mark] It wouldn't be worth it. By any stretch of the imagination. But it'd look cool. [Mark] Why'd you rub it, man? [Tyler] 'Cause I... It was the way I thought to get more ink. [Mark] ... Why'd you rub it. [Ethan] Don't rub it.
[Mark] Don't rub it. [Ethan] If you're at home... don't rub it.
[Mark] Don't rub it. [Mark] Hey. Stop rubbing. [Amy laughs] [Mark] Cut it out. [Mark] Get some help. Anyway, thank you so much for watching! [Mark] Uh, this has been Wingus and Dingus. [Mark] Dingus over here: CrankGamePlays. [Mark] Wingus over here: Apocalypto_12 on Twitch. [Mark] I have been Markiplier. Thank you so much for watching. Check out other cool stuff ... [Mark] ... we've made in the description below and let us know of other ideas you have. [Mark] Thanks again, and as always, we'll see you... in the next one. [Mark] Buh-bye!
[Tyler] Bye!!
[Ethan] Tie-dye! Haha! [Amy] I'm tryin' to spin-- I'm tryin' to spin into your spiral--!
[Mark, laughing] Oh!
I love Tyler's shirt and these 3 goofballs. When they're together, things are gonna get chaotic.