Mario Party is Inevitable

all right green the steam does lot of his nose holes yeah it kind of just comes out of nowhere good no holy crap you read the title right we are back playing Mario party after my God it's been way too long and you know what maybe that was a good thing because our friendships almost ended because of this game it was it was really bad but I thought why not test our limits again you guys seem to love when we're at each other's throats when we play this game for some reason it's very unhealthy I'm not going to lie but if you do enjoy it please leave a like on the video and maybe we'll play more Mario Party subscribe if you're new and you enjoy the content thank you so much for watching in the first place and I hope you enjoy the rest of the video dude I got to I don't want to do it right now so I'm just going to Edge a pee this whole session like an hour and a half crazy honestly going to Edge I love that for you you know those games with the time limit I'm going to make sure it gets down to the last second I'm going to make sure you hold your pee for the longest amount of time buddy who would be the first person in the Mario World to become a terrorist not counting Bowser yeah I was about to say probably his kid Wario Wario's a terrorist I think Wario is a good solid choice that or Berto you could fit a bomb in there hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you got to pick a pick of map because my thumbnail needs to line up with it uh not that one oh my God not that not that one I Don't Give A F this one this is the one with the thumbnail th all right you guys want to play HorrorLand wait dude don't make me switch my thumbnail this all look good for you guys I don't know let's make sure on on on so what we want we want 15 turns right I want you to start the game I like my games like I like my wieners here we go Baby Mario Party Time you're the one impatient you're the one who made his waight cuz you had the hours Mario Party [Music] Time Mario party theme s for the first pick of the NFL draft Wario dude Wario would be linebacker not going to lie 10 oh well that well I lose damn all right 18 well wait how do I close this four another 10 oh minus eight that's what I got you're pretty far out from the Star there buddy yeah shut up roll better I hope Yoshi gets l g that's how you he was on something get that out of my way hey go to the right hey go to the right don't don't don't listen to that's a good idea money why have I never noticed that stupid rabbit triple dice could you imagine just a gun for 20 coins I could SW that's a thumbnail isn't that one of your thumbnails man yeah that is a thumbnail I put a gun onto the table don't need a gun over the table watch this 18 all right that's old Luigi or whatever wall Luigi Walla say Walla luy G let see how lucky he is not that luy I can't wait to literally never win this game dude you can open that open that door I'm rolling a one nine get out my way dude really kind of cringe sup he's thinking he's thinking hard I feel like if I hate how much this I hate how inquisitive this is I'd be inquisitive way he saying I'm like a monkey in give give Donkey Kong giant gold luck this Fair hey welc to Mario Party John oh wait is this one this one's ass wait is it op for him or op for us a you're done buddy the water all right you're going to the right oh who doesn't have him who's blue you're lagging bro I'm trying if we lose this it's your fault oh my God wait he's kind of crazy dude no wait wait wait wait wait he's kind of crazy dude where mine is farer than yours no it's not Fu I am literally further away he might that's not how that works I don't think hey yo I was doing pretty all right though mad at you understand physics works okay we won dude do you really think Nintendo put physics into this don't grow up 20 plus question mark to the star item shop more going me fent leaning over custom dice block want it coward you buy you have to buy your custom dice block I you can get them my turn H what should I do all right y High come on now yeah he's going the wrong way no know it's good he's going to get a good item see get an item a star I'm going to get I'm going to get a star actually just right here why not I didn't know star was an item oh get that thing at the end crazy you want that yeah go for the last get the first one John hey how do I you hit a at some point hit a trajectory oh the skeleton key skeleton key on the night this goddamn item's curs middle of the day I'm not getting sing at least you didn't go fling skeleton bro we both messed up our sentences what are we saying bro give me some skeleton meat this is why yall need f for real skeleton meat dude I'm I'm I'm feing I need F patch thirsty byy skeleton key you coward damn you were really thirsty oh yeah I'll buy another one oh baby baby you're really you got money like that on the map oh baby how can I punch this twink who's on my space with me what dude I'm experiencing wink death right now thank you two ooh punch unive dud they should make a Mario Party D and D this is kind of what this is um they do it's already exists you idiot it's called Elden ring does Elden ring take place in the Mario Kingdom I know oh I hate this one my I still got the coin it doesn't matter monkey was hit you shut the hell up oh Hammer ouchy we got oh another dude did I get a bag over here dude there we go W Wario's brain Dam Wario is CT he's dating Taylor Swift now watch out for that give me that got the bag I got the bag it I've gotten three coins you're lucky W on my side you're lucky one on my side shut the hell up this game ever why are you sitting in the position of a swasa what's wrong with you look at his legs again look at his legs again in that final pose and tell me that you want to look at my leg tell me that Waluigi isn't a racist so much maybe you're the racist you're I'm just a former graphic designer it's something you have to be aware of hold on I didn't know where you were going I just I just do tattoos on for gra designer for Hugo Boss leave me alone uhoh uhoh no actually uh that's a real thing like there's like a lot of accidental swastikas in graphic design I'm going to get a oneu upside down what do this go for I think they have a name for that that's a mole it's not a go oh you could do that don't do it n I'm broke good man yay new skeleton key come on skon key a third skeleton key has hit the inventory come on John going to get it he's Get It smash it mash it mash it mash it keep going keep going keep going all right skel key right about here that that is flinging out the top oh he did it did that such a w I got the whistle not a good item don't use that don't ever use that in the session that's a bad item don't use it use that item I'm probably going to use it when you guys get really close to the star to be honest is the H I would celebrate that with a mid roll my I need a 13 I'll give you a count on everything that way the suspense buil I don't click away see you later it's left I would go right personally yeah that's why you see s you can literally just wait you can literally just wait you got a skeleton key and you're bragging that you could figure it out the way situation you got a skeleton key and you're bragging no skeleton key all right give me the Chom call no you should have bought the Thunder chest you use the Chom call use the CH call next a skeleton key with a blunder wait how close is he he's like right next to seven s a little dude kicking that thing shut up kind of crazy let's go let's get it John oh all right what are we going to do not hockey not hockey not hockey please hockey pza oh man I forget what this one is I'm professional this what is I don't think we ever played this one what we never played this we got to function like a Zamboni would two zambonis on the ice you know what to do they're going to go tra to Trail they're going to be like like a vacuum when you're [Music] vacuuming I got the CR I got the CR I'm do you see my weight oh my God it's harder on the cheese thees is harder to you missed the spot you missed the spot hard theese be harder back I'll get it I'll get it oh I got the pepperonis oh John we got it oh John we got it it's in the bag baby look at us what Happ bro dude I'm spamming a as fast as my little that's why you guys play hockey and you don't clean the course dumb asses it's not a course dumbass dude I can't wait till you get a one and end up back at the fruit treeit what if you get really funny lucky space that stupid skeleton key look at everything on the map uh o Chom call CH skeleton key he's a skeleton key we can buy the star now really 10 really John you know what to do you don't even know what the chum call does that actually blows you out of the map you don't want to all right fun fact I am literate see yeah just send four pit bulls on this Toadette me and the boys when we find a woman in the alley unattended nightmare nightmare nightmare where' It Go nightmare we took her star we were all on acid holy this is huge yeah that's crazy wait that's literally I know exactly what to do what don't do it my friend I'm doing it if it moves is right back in front of puffer I'm going to lose my mind well get ready to lose your mind J on you buddy already lost it Luck of the Irish I needed to get lucky after that dog key another Chom call Custom dice block he's got the no I was so close yeah but look how much bread you got now all right let's see what number you can roll puffer coward yeah let's see it yeah the skeleton key number you honestly could have rolled to the to the star before him but wait maybe he's going to fall in front of now that's the idea I think it's going up top no it's going back to pu puff pay the Nintendo developers yep there it is that's actually that actually is towards me yep wait yep wait how'd you know that wait how you know that maybe you P Nintendo he's going to the sign the sign slipping after this turn puff gets the key good work guys good get 10 right now yeah you're too to do that I'm not going to get it wait Lux space going six Extra Spaces that's what he's going to get skeleton key no way oh perfect this little chop terrorist over here time to get my star dude only 23 more to go he's not a Kong either you don't know what he is yeah taxes what I'm not paying these taxes I'm forming a shell company that's it look at that stupid bird what bird oh yeah hey how about we hit a dude my fault I was reading you're I was looking for the I understand the terms I was looking for the bird Chom yeah absolutely I'll take funny looking CH I mean mini game oo x-ray payday wait why is this coins by did we all earn money I earn three coin one holy TSA simulator when do I get to make a single mother take her shoes off oh you just oh you're supposed to remember what each one is am I supposed to grab it yeah hit a yeah but like oh this really is TSA simulator start nothing in my second [Applause] one why is nobody talking shut up oh I M it why is nobody talking or something is everybody just like making sure they get all their money yeah absolutely oh all of them are money oh all of them are money baby oh yeah oh yeah puffer pays the developers it's insane last one the M okay you know what that's okay I'll take 20 I'll take another punch wow you actually oh John you guys are perfected you could have done way more than that damn this some high high bro just give up guys I don't know about you but this is this guy ID this is big he just swapped it so puffer can't get the star he spped it so puffer get the no look at and the arrows going you dumb little guys don't understand how puffer Works he's going to roll of one and he's going to be fine for next turn I know how this goes I've seen the prediction I know what happens come on John a four yay John a three nice o oh hey it's a good angle good angle for a Photoshop all right unless I get a one bro that's that doesn't do anything well I forgot to zero okay see you do another lap looked at it in contemplation do another lap back around here bro he's just trying to get his steps in he's getting fat and ugly oh my God huge goodbye get your CH thing get rid of the Chom get rid of Chomp call you rid of the chomp call keep three skel had enough I'm going to open all the doors n never don't wor you going need to open three doors when there's only two of them on the map we even one instantly skeleton key no hesitation that's huge actually I like that oh double the up this warri the did I do let's down butt naked I like it Tu it or lose it idiot dude I'm going to lose it Lube it oh it's in the oh this one oh what do we do here just not get hit by him yeah all right he doesn't need practice stop stop I'm breaking your ankles buddy see you later wait oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm I'm dead I'm dead uhoh it's fine I sacrificed I sacrificed oh this kind of sucks for me just kidding see you Juke of the S keep keep distracting him keep dist oh I lied got to go no see you I think we wi let go dude perfect distraction broke your ankles Winn I guess you would have ankles in a tube but you could get to the star not CHP call oh going to get the star let's go dude that'll be huge for Smitty no wait I like that idea it could also put it in frap originally was no I'm not it's going up top it's going up top they didn't look at the map when they discovered America there was no map this is never going to give us a store I mean we've got with our pit we fin the star and she's going to be even closer to him we use the skeleton key wait wait is he yes yes that's lucky you I should have got rid of it for the be no no it was a good play it a good BR might be regarded you meme your screen oh dude I love this one no way you mess this one up oh mess this up every it's actually impossible to mess this one up you have to hit something statistically impossible so wait can I only use my custom blocky once yeah yeah well that's cringe yeah you save that wait so we don't get our character specific blocks what no no this different game that's a good rooll though it was more fun that way got stop the bankes God damn it got to deposit some money B son of a do not what resuscitate so how is there any way I Y don't bring him back Yoshi Yi died yeah check skeleton key kind of f myself here those are three pretty big Keys put in your pocket oo that's I'm use one right now buy a plunder chest and then use it immediately um I don't know if you can use it no you can't use items you're just going to get rid of one of you're going to get rid of one I'm using one I'm using getting rid of that key hey you know what don't use your custom roll don't use your custom let me see how many do I need her wait does the star count as a space roll your dice there's no strategy press stry you literally have to get a three yeah just roll shut up you have a 30% chance to I am not trying that luck buddy I'm getting a star no you coward is Holy coward is you guys are so lame puff you do the same now this I need to win do two or I tweet your full name right now go to the left go to the left 40 she's all beaten and tattered give me this star I'll beat you up R apart by pit bus three times pun she's about to move in front of puffer probably no way she going to stay right here I'm going to do a whole lap see you in a minute put some shoes on your she just drop right back down I'm right behind you yeah she goes up then comes right back down oh my God I said she's with Matt she you dipped out yeah Matt gets it yeah Matt doesn't get anything you absolutely we have to Rob out of all his coins before you guys you guys really think that this going to work out in my favor nobody F yes you can what you're not what you're not taking an account for is that this is Mario Pratt I'm going to Chomp him look how good Nintendo's water graphics are dude it's actually insane it looks so real are you being paid by them right now let get this get this coin let me get that let me get that let me get we're the same team nice John I got it don't worry you pulled me away oh guys help help I'm I'm going I'm going okay Matt's kind of going crazy we need to grab like other coins I'm trying to I'm going to get this one I got that one I got it I got it well it's no fair he he's ahead of us yeah he's leading not cheater he got 23 yeah IQ buddy I'll be honest worst mini game what are we looking why donkey camera what do you mean might as well just rock the whole 10 right four coward Let's do let's do eight Eight's cool not really okay well di my feelings toad pulls out a gun shoots you round I pull out my wiener toad coward Smitty you're just wanted me to you just want me to spend more money maybe I know your plan my plan is to watch you have a good time okay that is not true at all not your plan why do you guys do me once everyone have a miserable time why do you guys do me why do you just assume I'm always we know you're mean um okay dude you know what you're paying for dinner that's it why tonight I was going to pay my own dinner tonight yeah you're buy you're buying me chicken and rice buddy wait dude this is it's right next to me again no no you have to go around yeah I'm going to turn stupid ape what are they going to stop a giant monkey from turning left I don't think so yes literally oh oh that's bad now I have to go around again no you're good no getting his steps in oh wait that's big no that's bad if you use in the do use your skon youry yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just don't get maybe maybe Smitty does want to see people a good time well wait you can use it no I lied you use it next turn yeah when the star is gone oh John this I'll follow the key you don't worry the key all right I got the key too okay it's in the barrel okay I was looking at my phone I lied I don't know where it is it's one of the barrels barel mid middle left top left top middle no no don't listen to oh my God I wanted this one instead fori shut the up hallowe guys let him speak Dam that's what I say when I walk into the bedroom for sex time Lu oh oh no you really did pay him it's a grenade I hope it's an anvil it's a real brick and he has brain damage [Applause] star time you could never get to it if you wanted toy if you had a key you could get one if you had a custom block you should had a key yo you're going to open buy one right now look at Wario's big bungus in the side I bet you're yeah what a loser thinking about buying a key let's let's cause some chaos [Music] where where's this teeth why did he just gmer Why did he just have gers only so rude to ask about people's teeth like that Chom call where do they hide oh my God I'm kind of I'm stacking up right now come on puffer what win dinner eat a pizza damn it balloon wait I probably suck at this one I don't even know what the this is that's okay John oh no don't spam John do not spam I'm telling you spam yeah do it do it what a bunch of idiots they spammed yeah wait do you spam I don't know no wait who's winning I don't know I don't know no we're but he doesn't know anything he just I don't know I'm just focused on my little me let's go don't God dang flab it Miley I was one pump away oh you're not yeah see what I'm saying about his legs you see what I'm saying I I think I saw that yeah I'm not tripping bro yeah but maybe maybe it's the peaceful swast would never like point that out you know oh I would as a former graphic designer wao all left on get it shut up this is a liberal map now everything's going left I hated yeah but why is it red Wario was at the capital on July January 6 also July 6 he just wanted to visit oh my God so I got the number let's go dude why do you go up stop going around nobody's gone up the entire time well the star has been down here six times in a row what do I want what do I want hey you have to pick did you know that you have to pick you can actually wait hit AIT a a it's not going to go you have to hit a literally already hit a all right thank you I hit a like 5 days ago shut up see you didn't have to pick you could just wait wait how'd you know that John how did you know that what ohow thanks Mr tree I'm not going near the Bowser dude nobody's going up I can't wait to land on a Bowser all right get the key Baby Bowser Baby Bowser Baby Bowser true yeah get the babysit go ahead grab yeah get the baby I'm not going to grab him grab it oh that's good um I guess I'll just a block like normal wait it's going left but I have to roll the block yeah but going left so like it's going left up ahead so go the opp top just why don't you go up top no but it's going left all right shut the hell up I'm trying to help you I don't want your help and don't go that way dude now you're going to get a key again it's fine you use a key you get a key I don't even want another key you're going to get the key okay get the triple block then right now nope I'm going to I'm going to get the cursed one jump jump see there you go I told you dude I wanted the cursed one can I get higher than a seven no hey shut up son of a pay up take my money pay up buddy n I'm [Music] good what why are you standing like that like wow only a true expert would remember that there's an are you sure option in this game only like a billion would put that in had it they should if you hit no if you hit no she just off she got chain chomped six times and she was like okay see you that's why I like worms not the game just worms in general I love worms see why should have gone up Matt what the hell son of a all right guys sorry huge it's only that one yeah I know I don't give a damn I'm apologizing whoever ends up at it next what do you mean covering all my bases by saying guys I can't see one person I don't know who going to be there you have one little hair in the back sticking up um well I'm a dinosaur have you oh sorry dude snap you imagine look at that LE like a terrible dude somebody this guy's wife he was mad this is a golf hole for sadus whoever goes whoever goes what too far I don't know about this I have green I have green reading glasses on it's too far that's too weak holy holy I see I completely IGN what he did because I thought it am I second you screenshoted I wish oh boy John oh he's dunking it no he's dunking that oh no now he that what that is way too not I was close finish your well the thing is is like there's a whole bunch of commentary in the back and you guys need to shut the up when I'm taking my five power now you guys got to be for this idiot dude like right he didn't do it holy I think that's correct nope bad day to be puffer yeah than thankfully this guy goes last so he knows exactly what to do you're here that's also wrong yeah but imaginear dud what is this game doesn't matter doesn't matter and you know what with that dude what is there glue on the course what is that g dude he went first and actually c yeah actually kind of he did say he would nail it I think we all did it wrong I don't think we did the same as him oh grape yeah that's eight not of grape plunder chest it's time for a plunder chest buddy wait they restocked I got more Stu they restocked oh my God a star oh get a hdden block card 40 coins you know you want it also what if you buy something and then you have to get rid of something you're going to get rid your key no oh he's doing it now you need the plunder chest to get I can't wait till you get six coins from this I'm actually going rip my monitor in half straight down the middle not going to be worth it you're going to hear so much crunching can you film it too that'd be sick yeah if you ripped a monitor and have I'd be really impressed I have any other cool items you have some pretty cool items in there how far 48 block bro he has to go right 48 spaces holy made this road a one way they're stupid yeah I don't know they just go the other way not a very walkable [Music] City let's look around this is the first person who opened the map you looking at you might be the first person to ever open a map in like 20 years in real life 100% hey by the way you literally opened a map earlier yeah he bro had the map no I'm talking about like in real life oh yeah this what when does Yoshi exist into real life oh so Dinosaurs Aren't real now okay dude [Music] bad roll oh okay you know you want you have two SC what are you saving them for your kids inheritance go through the door they updated the inventory exactly what what the 1center wins again to should kill this guy are you ever surprised don't act surprised I'm using another key I wish you got that would have been funny that's I'm using a warp you don't ever think about though so shut the up guy hit a million subs and now he's got an ego turn I don't know where that puts me uh probably maybe like if you're lucky to a good Barbera that'll get rid of your stupid ice cream haircut you kitty we don't even know what your hat you don't know your hair looks like I'm bald underneath this is Rich start I'm going to get that one in the back don't do it oh back shot dude how did I not get that how did I bro I didn't mean to go that far that was an accident I can't time it I'm so dooky dick. goov I'm horrible at this I don't mean to go so far how do I not go all the way to the can I not I just you can't grab it on the way back give me this chest what's in here how do you do that how'd you do that how am I only thr I can't throw it just a little bit hold there's a star in this one holy I'm barely moving my stick I'm barely moving it I don't understand this one you have to land it perfectly you can't you can't reel said you could adjust it how do you yeah how do you I'm not getting any did I felt like I just did it but now I can't do it again I I am not only bankrupt but I might also be God Bless America this game atast all that was they handpick these game modes and they pick this one that blows my mind Wario your turn Wario you going to use it you have to no why I use a hit him block what you paid 40 coys for it I'm saving it for re rounds man somebody get aest somebody get a plunder chest and steal it feels harder money this guy loves this tree bro this the fourth time you've been here I swear you know I actually don't love this tree why do you keep coming back to it to watch it shake then you're weird bro yeah I just like watching his little fat ass quk also his dice always on the left side I'd like to lick all way but it has been left every time splinters in my I bet Wario's got so much food in his teeth oh you don't have a key yeah shame you got rid of that key idiot guys why don't we just Chomp call the star back down what are you guys doing oh I'm going to hit I'm going to pipe up there and take it so move anyway just going to pipe I don't know what am I supposed to do hey joh get a pipe War block shut up wal weig it's not time for you will you stop yelling at me my god there he goes crutch item there he goes what the what's going on with this what the heck small to go in the up yeah don't mess this zero roll a zero roll a zero damn that's close oh and I get the money from the bank nine coins let's go baby shocker puffer has two stars everybody call him your favorite ethnic slur in Matt's comment section [Music] please they will my comment SE is porn Bo please don't tell them to cuz they will hey mant didn't you just pass this yeah awesome thanks for reminding me look at him behind the tree that he loves so much you really should have done another a lap buddy I don't know why you went there oh buddy I'm going to puke on your lap golden shower time give it to me what bro gets a bro gets nine coins and a star and he gets shot with confetti gun dude I didn't get that when I got a mortgage from the bank they didn't pull out a confetti gun and shoot money into my mouth what the that was roll I don't care bro got Grizzy Vibes in the back somehow was even close let's just do this I don't care I'm not thinking about my plays at all I'm just your hair in the back it's fine dude it's a little cck the two wearing a head obsessed with your hair bald I'm buy something um yeah the I would everybody when everybody has golden pipe nobody has golden pipe delici what even what even is golden pipe at the end of the day money finally it's random a boo I was very excited for that 80 let's go 30 do that's a solid 15 dude that's like 50% of my net worth I'm coming for you bastard your money oh yeah you spent 40 on the hidden block yeah Wario might be regarded surely there's 40 coin that and block I shrink risk Rapid River Race all right fellas One [Music] go oh oh no CER dude damn bro was just flying I need to catch up mustard no I up why the am I doing G it gas it g it g no I up oh man I would have caught you buffer I would have caught you man I ran of wait that's we running into puffer pit what the Wario's B Matt use the hid block richer dude if I H the hidden block and it gives me like six coins I'm actually just going to sit on the couch in the back of my office the rest of the it's already written buddy it's happening it's already written oh now we get a bonus mini game too I'm just going to go sit by myself in the back give us that one again Cody Island Bowser big breasts no no did I misread that dud I love this one so much big GRE never no this one matches pants overalls he explodes right here I hope so inshah please damn the anticipation wait I go green never fails baby come on doesn't match your outfit you're crazy told you well I got to go white for milk bag I guess that's rest in peace Donkey Kong holy I guess I have to feel red for an explosion so I mean it's just like I might as well man let's go that's crazy that's crazy he did call it cuz you took my green like Waluigi deserves to be hung I'm just going to say it yellow to match my t-shirt hey take the green so again at bro no no no no don't do that you got to take the green you see my ass man you're dead this shaking I'm not lie dude that's what I'm say some said no physics my be quaking breaking a little deserve deserve deserve green is not good I'm out of here no Green's good press fine I'm doing green green two times in a row actually green it's not going to be yeah there's no way oh music stop you're dead clap oh which one though your it's the color of War col match you ah you up he's going pants pants you already did pants once he's good he likes your pants he's good all right green the steam does lot of his nose holes yeah it kind of just comes out of nowhere oh you're good is not good failed us don't like my dog when I throw it out of the car at the highway you literally don't have a dog shut the up yeah cuz I threw it out of the car the highway oh yeah I forgot that little detail honestly he needed the coins yeah my ass is broke all right let's steal the coins from him if you steal my coins I'm going to steal someone land on the same thing and one V one him and steal all his money I think it's up this is prediction time it's me dude who's going to speak the tree or predictor this time the predictor oh God the tree theom Nelson in the video guys Yoshi has it in the bag let's go putting you in the description buddy just for that come on now Yoshi yo what's up everybody I'm y this guy just got blown up just a shotgun just appears on the right side blows them away I'll just get 10 I swear to ever since you got a million I got it 2 hours ago oh man if you land on that now you'll get 12 coins dude it's not going to work you're crazy wow he discovered a hooden block that's crazy enjoy your 12 coins buddy please oh my God are you kidding me that was even l 10 coins I just lost 30 coins I just n 30 down negative you're net negative hit him block hit him block watch that would have been crazy and then he gets more coins this is Wario's racist Arc let's go John you deserve this thank you thank you I was predicted a win so I got to be sure that I make a oh God don't don't roll a zero brother does that shadow look like Batman anywhere else or am I tripping look like Batman Shadow it's on the wall there it's a weird Batman yeah no it's like it's like a scuffed [Music] Batman cuz I look like I'm where are you going where are you going oh up Top's going to shoot her out of the sky oh oh never mind never mind that's crazy that there's so many calls on the play oh it's right by map right by map but there's like nine Chomp calls in the way there is no Chomp calls on the play also SMY has a golden pipe that don't matter nice that's huge dude that's big d man man oh man house rules babyone oh wait Grizzy not here we don't have to worry about that house rules you know the rules who thank me for a million Subs Matt did I was the first one in Discord kind of early what do you mean actually it wasth honest he said it after you already got it to be it was sort of weird thank you for administering that's crazy insane broke in starless honestly I was expecting to get it stolen from me I knew it was coming I block bro no way dude Wario is just in shambles dude you're going to find Wario hanging from that tree in the will be the tree that loves him he's got a spun just for warrior that's why he's been talking to him it starts bouncing around give me my fat ass ain't not fit in that like that look like wreck Ralph okay dude that's a different IP I'm all right erected Ralph erectile [Music] dysfunction Superstar that's crazy that I have no stars yeah this the game you have a warp block that's the the game oh wooho at least I have a block to go somewhere else yeah you're right puffer I'll look on the bright side pal maybe she'll come to you maybe she'll come right to you right now every single time he smiles it's it's the loop you love Matt right next to the tree yeah my corpse already hanging from it dude can I just jump off that Cliff No I either survive give a call now we need one ke key wait the cost of your next star is cut in half you'll never get that though 10 coins whatever missed it your legs are cut in half almost all right let's another coin blasters Leaf CLE le le Lea CLE y exactly what you said man oh I hate this one so much dude this so so it's so ass it's like cuz it's so the controls are so iffy I'm losing this one I already know I hate it how about you I'm protesting I'm not playing this one if I win this one I will send everybody a picture of my Nar protest okay I fell all the way already fell bro come back season oh no it's over it's over it's over it's over get up there you no it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over no it's over it's over it's over it's over oh no oh up bro y'all are in space War you still like over over it's over it's over it's over I fell I fell four times I done no way I won I didn't fall a single time but I was going real slow okayo bro was so worried I fell four times yes no you don't have to yell it holy okay my fault 69 sry guys I got zero coins and zero Stars zero three let's go pay your taxes buddy oh that's yay oh I can lose the rest of my money oh boy one one one one as much as block you would have got sick oh that is actually half Jes yeah but that's about to be only 1/4 of your net worth think about it 69 though he can't take his money that's what I'm saying dude I'm pissed I better win all right everybody in for it has no walls everybody in for yeah that's going to yeah yeah I know look at donke bro look at that dumb ass I got you Matt I was looking at a totally different screen all right I'm for some reason I was looking at puffer screen I'm like man I'm this Donkey Kong up bro I can't believe I was looking at puffer screen bro oh what the heck I don't understand you move Wario has joined the war in Iraq I'm so stupid you can move you can move the star you're right next to the star why would you move he's not next to it shut up H but I could be right next to the star exactly that's a good call call come on Miss cette this to the get her boys nice sh all when they oh my God real far man she even real big hit dude that's sick nice all right um a key and that's how you might be garbage wait are you Ling on Matt oh my oh yeah you got to for all your money you can have have it if you want no it's okay uhoh that means it's time for a time for a d hey John you might not know this but house rules all your money bet choose how many coins to wager based on the total each you have okay it's pronounced wag wager that's not all your money don't go up by one intervals yeah dude you go down 177 no not L your money it's part of the rules John he's part of the rules John I don't see a rule pampl really not part of the you can it's part of the rules you didn't read the memo what am I getting trolled yeah yeah oh someone's played this game before yep that's what happens when we play with these guys dude no it's not what do you mean these guys that's what happens every time you're literally one of these guys I don't you you've played it as much as we have no John you want here yeah probably more I'm just kidding yeah thank God you didn't wager all your money yeah game mode is look at War's face my face when I'm no longer in poverty my face seen that my face when I only have to wipe once my face when I don't bother wiping [Music] ever yeah success again dude I think my thumbnail might just be that face wi stretched how have we never seen that that's so good cuz M never wins those yeah that's that's the first time Wario's ever won won anything in his life John you having fun uh I mean yeah usually but usually what about this specific moment I mean not really I guess it's not because of me losing it's just like a commentary that happened throughout it I guess players yeah that's what Mario part is all about where are the different players there's no mute button sh right I don't want to collecting dude there should be a one golden pipe limit you shouldn't be able to buy second one that's so unfair you're literally buy yeah well I'm not going to do it until I P I'm just not I'm going to keep doing it till it's not you know it's a patch oh you think they're patching that no block so shut up oh true fck oh boy another coin mini game dude wait what kind of gamee is this oh no I hate this one this is the H so host Advantage great cool love that John you just have to jump It's all about timing and who has better internet I can read what you again I'm just letting you know BL I'm just letting you know it's all about who jumps the best I don't want to play Matt that was leg thanks for playing buddy what does that mean I just you're saying you're going to lose I just really appreciate you sticking around this long in this but it's time you it's time for you to go buddy I'm going to turn around and for your monkey ass to be Chang I'm going to turn around and spank you jump jump jump okay wait a just calling out when to jump almost kills himself all right he's not even entertaining anymore by the way oh man go dude that counts both of us in second right I think might as well just swap places man well hello Dunkey Kong yep there he is you know what you son of a or damn it okay ow dude I wish dude please stop taking my money star you 60 you're 60 41 if I roll 10 two three 10 I still won't make it if you roll if you roll five though you're we're not looking good get all three ones all right tell me last Seven's Lucky Seven okay seven or four here we go eight okay well that's a number that's cring ow what the where did that donkey come from J Christ I forgot I was on that spot two points what you got to lose no two coins just save your money save your coins you know editor put a gun to my head all right editor fire trigger oh no oh my god let's go this is this could everyone up I was so excited for the thing is I have nothing to lose so go ahead take what you want for me receive 1,000 coins here we go holy he got it re he does it I almost got insane that's rough that is crazy more down better than me exactly and I'm going to get the star for being the worst off player and traveling the like you don't understand I'm going to come back he's kind of got he's kind of on the big brain I also have comeback oh no way puffer using a golden pipe oh dude that's crazy once again puff for getting everything handed to him holy I buy it no way dude then he's going to Loop ran him by another one so cool she's probably just going to fly north again yeah she's going to go one up again oh here she goes going I swear if you stroke straight down I swear not going to nobody that's still so close to puffer it's annoying well sm's going to Golden pip so no I'm not I'm not a baby like you yes you are all right you guys got me I'm a little baby I'm not D this you bro right here yeah where's your coins go idiot how's it feel to be broke idiot four stars I have me and John have zero holy he's one one of them is yours Matt get me in this see I was going for the thousand coins that would have been sick I've never SE that many coins this game he just run away like a little pretty sure he just runs he doesn't give you does he yeah I've landed on that once and yeah he just ran away I don't remember that no it happened you weren't there I played solo I was I was playing a girl from another school it was just me no there was no no CPU it was just me running the map you got a star we'll take second got wow dude nice teeth you shut up zero star God it'd be a shame if I smashed way wow and he's the only Chom call that's just insane I'm turning off my Nintendo I dude what actually you're actually a nepo baby it's insane what does that mean you wouldn't know cuz you're a I'm not helping him it's a one what the heck John throw Sean please is a term referring to celebrities who parents have in the same career reading wait how do you play again I was not paying attention yeah oh my god dude that was I thought joh wasn't helping damn that's crazy come on let's go let's go all right don't hit that yeah my bad Matt yeah my bad okay what oh wait you have to I have the hold a no my fault that was me I didn't know that was a thing fool stop moving around back there it's okay John they're going to fall off dude feel like we're so slow wait do we have to hit a got it I don't know I'm hitting it every I'm spamming it not seems like it oh man speed boost oh don't turn too much I was too much oh no oh it's over it's over it's over it's now Edge it Ed it Ed wait did we just like not respawn no you are you serious you just straight up die that's sick all right oh my God make that John you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now John it wouldn't be that funny bastard head was fully you son of a shot oh man bro it's Wario time my dick wet let's get some done all right Block H him block hit him block oh man I got a chance to do something awesome oh yeah you could do it holy let's go come on W Wu Wy music let's go John you can roll again John look at that because you won the mini game you got B num too dude it would have been way funnier if you killed puffer in the last mini game and then got this St not have enough coins no no no no congrats Sean thank as a fellow poor person I'm happy for you hey man a star but I ain't got no money get to the Boo there's no way I can get to that steal the boo all right buddy it's going back up and coming back down right in front of mat go here we go Matt it's time for us to both break out of the Star Property that we've been in if it lands anywhere near you I'm warping your block I'm doing it you got your stolen by I got mine stolen by I I got to roll high it's raped by mat guys hold on this my God right in front of Waluigi what do I need a nine no way you roll higher than a n I swear I got to get baby all right good stop calling me that I got to go for it there's no there's no Rhyme or Reason and I can't even afford the I can't even afford the but I'm going to get him out of there you have God that's waluigi's music you know my fat ass is coming coming oh let's go no way yes I can use my key let's go dude oh great time to get to Seven now I have enough 10 all right wait you could get an item that gives you [Music] gold I could sell it for gold maybe he'll just offer you coins oh holy dude I could get Baby Bowser finish holy time to swap a Luigi Waluigi back into my position guys I know he said I have to come last in the mini game but like we could one up on puffer here I'm just saying I you guys give me the win oh this is literally yeah sorry what what does that mean this is a stupid game mode that's impossible to lose oh that's right let's go boys let's rain that let's rain that piranha PL let's get him you can't yet okay I'll jump right now stay under cut this B cut to when puffer wins dude what the hell so told you it's not a good game mode puffer Neo baby win good work dude they actually just handed you the win this entire game they've given you the win you haven't made any strategic decisions or anything you just were handed it every time what do you mean he kept his third key hey I the GU you had three keys and you didn't have three keys I think I deserve the win right yeah I agree with my dog your dog even your dog I agree with my dog my turn Yoshi I'm going to roll a one this is the last turn it is a yes well wait Bowser space wait on hold on wait hold on Nintendo might be on they might be cooking steals your star again receive 100 star let go don't trust it you want Bowser reevolution or Shuffle I forget one of them oh my God oh my God and then Blitz me in front of the star let's see what does this mean everyone's swapping places oh cool another reason for Nintendo to hand puff for the win great there he goes dude if it actually does mad let's go man well too bad I already went there's no more turns I'm going to come over there and push there's literally no more turns my fat ass will not press W I'm going to push you all right if I do this right the do you mean I don't know I'm just going wait hold on wait wait wait wait oh you could have swapped spots with me no no I don't even have enough to buy the star 19 oh I would have tried that if I had 20 trust me I would have been doing everything I can guy is broke and D give monkey give me the bank is that to the bank that's not to the bank oh oh wait it's last turn you don't get yeah well I'm going to give me some coins at least W all right come on let's put our beef aside and let's work together ass team over there we let's put our poorness together dude it's actually John Let's Eat the Rich right now okay start yeah don't hit me just find out you can actually hit other people stop doing that stop stop stop making my goomas pink st stop making our blue it's a boy it's a boy stop turning it that way no no you can't tell what it is trans goba trans goba trans goba it's pretty I like how shiny they get I like the way that just means they're really wet no I think they won you guys got it the last second last second you guys H one the last second you saying you got the last second that's wait where going kill us now you guys get the sh and kill us thank God this is the best day of my life what the no way I'm not it at all Lally just nothing we didn't even didn't even hit us all right sh The Shred the tree it's here to watch me die the first bonus is most rich parents puffer you get that star neppo baby time Matt did not win anything cool okay awesome I yeah you bought a gold P bought like 19 gold you also bought toad at the house apparently this one Mt this one's Mt for the tree it has to be no it's not yeah it has to be no this has to be you live on the tree 18 times look at [Applause] that my first screw over by the Bonus the pity star the pity star the pity star nope it's over oh we it dog well hey good game guys hey I wonder who won that was a lot of fun sh oh Yoshi's yay ice cream puffer look at the legs guys I'm just saying look at the [Music] legs

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Length: 57min 53sec (3473 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 08 2024