Mario Party Superstars - This Game Hates Us!

all right back back at it again who's being who right now [Music] Marcel you know you wanna I can't I can't pick it [Laughter] up you want it you sure you don't wanna I'll be Yoshi dog okay replace Wildcat because Wildcat he is uh he's retired from Mario party for a long time retired uh yeah I heard something else okay we're doing HorrorLand poor lag there's some in this house there's some in this there's some in this house give me some energy this is like Brian Brian run this is like uh when when a new Soldier is going to war and that's Marcel he's all excited to go on an adventure and then me and you have been through the mud in the dirt Blood Sweat and Tears of all the sessions with nogla we're like rookie it's like save and Private Ryan all the other soldiers walking in a line back yeah pretty much every war movie all right welcome to HorrorLand Marcel or land call rat come on this is a chill game all right this should be a chill game it is Chill look look I got I got uh new stickers stickers uh you use your left stick yeah that's a classic That's a classic well let me do mine Ryan loves that one oh this is the one this is the one right here nice dude a one thank you thank you Evan thank you Evan wow thank you for such encouraging encouraging stickers all right here we go boys here we go here we go Cowboy huh nice one uh oh okay I'm not gonna lie oh oh okay we'll get a lucky space right off the rip yes what's that do special places what's this dude [Music] the excitement is slowly going down it has begun ain't nothing did you stop tick-tocking over there yeah okay I was wondering how long it would take you oh no I rolled them how rude down low yeah how could you mute it I have to go XLR unlike you sick dude that it just mutes my yaha hardly unlikely oh what's this this is New You Gotta Move You Gotta Move Around stay on the high numbers can't say high numbers yeah yeah yeah yeah ow oh you knock each other off oh ass oh dude I'm definitely losing this hey relax dude oh shoot oh bring your little when I was wrong why am I so excited [Laughter] all right it said a big old number five that's average that's above average is it I don't think so average male penis I was thinking about bananas double average that makes your penis no glue how big is my one yeah when you sinned against God how big was it geesh problem when your child was conceived did you think this this one's Megan a baby oh you're like oh that's that's a pregnant got you with that one you know I mean like what did it did it feel did it feel like I'm pregnant I mean no no actually did you know God was watching yes what the hell am I doing yeah you couldn't afford a star no don't worry about that don't worry about it don't worry about that I don't know dude don't worry I'm just moving on I missed the star I couldn't afford the star dude let's just let's just pretend that never happened I got excited because it said I was getting close to the star then I realized oh I can't afford the star wow I feel like Evan doesn't play Mario party for the mini games this place to go around the board this was fun I really you know to be annoying with that sticker shut the up that torment you a lot oh Brian's definitely winning this dude go as fast as you can king of coomers look at him look at him go he's such a Coomer you guys are 3 three two one [Music] oh damn look at Ivan gold damn look at that one yeah yeah that's right that's right dude that's right the One Solo for Metallica when you tap the the guitar oh that's what it is that awesome dude I was doing I was holding a guitar pick and everything man no I uh middle finger yeah middle finger yeah every time you hold like a guitar pick no glow and then like when you finger a woman I use my similar similar texts up that middle finger he goes that'll make it come you know what I mean I've only got an average penis but my finger game is on a different level bro oh God is watching me with a clitoris is like a boxer with a little punching bag oh 100 I blindfolded on that that was Floyd Mayweather your fingers hung like E.T you know what I'm saying my voice would even turn into like I'd be you know I mean I'd be like I'll be going at it [Music] star you know what I'm testing it out right now and the middle finger is better I can feel it so put your finger in your how did you mention it amazing you're a source you're sick Brian not because you've called it no I'm not sick I'm just a normal high libido a huge amount of testosterone man it's a very average penis Venus he gets so awkward [Music] but if I hit that word so much okay here we go 15 coins ready [Music] well that's good if you just want to piss someone off yes but you do oh god oh gee hey man who opened up Pokemon packs with you when when you were sick no dahi did nogla's playing with me right now oh great right they're different people got it this is I hate this camera this one sucks I feel like you shouldn't be alone I feel like you should be allowed to be on Adderall in this game on probably gives you an unfair Advantage penis [Music] oh my gosh shut up no dude yes no dude that was oh I still won screw all of you screw all of you okay double dose all right watch this I get two and two 14. [Music] sorry I just take this guy then four years [Music] by the way do you want to be your daddy hmm all right we're gonna play that kind of game today I guess a lot of charm calls all right 47 roll a 47. oh close enough oh that's great actually [Music] it is [Applause] I'll definitely get you closer oh not this oh my gosh dude I it never goes well for me stars getting stolen I'm just kind of all my mind this should be fun guys it should be fun it's gonna be so fun I can't wait he's picking the dude he's when to pick me look when you see my face foreign [Laughter] [Music] nope every every other horror pun was great um that is not that much different oh that's pretty far yeah further away further away barely changed it's further away so oh you gotta take the eyeball yeah eyeball okay this is G put in you come on eyeball come on and now you've got to go all the way around uh well I didn't expect to hit a 10 being 19 from the from the thing so um Yoshi high is so wholesome nice I got a bunch of I just don't give me items don't get all there's a lot of items in here yes coins yep all right 16 so yeah hope you get a six and higher oh well that's exactly what you needed that is two people Brian has to move the truck go on Brian use it come on you know you wanna yeah there it is [Laughter] just doing a bit of a booty call Brian it's because she's jailbreak wow just remember she's 14. wait this is where Evan is oh my god there you go that's fifty dollars oh Mr Vanos you taste so good well you did that on purpose no exactly random so so I you I owe you nothing I think you're I think you're landing on Bowser right now oh no oh you lucky son of a um it might be animals versus Humans here damn it is he dancing oh what is this yeah it's like where you're on the thing I'm pretty good at this one I'm pretty autistic yeah I already think backwards so what oh were you always backwards yeah you just gotta think backwards oh what if I turn my controller upside down that's what I did did it work did it work it works up is up and down is down oh no the I can't even see my guy bro I'm better off doing it backwards like the controller backwards no glitch just stop talking afternoon controls are normal for me that [Applause] got here I got that you got eight I mean he's taller than everybody here his brain is literally backwards look at that look at that look at that hair you see the hair did you see that hair that could reach higher look at that look at that that's not illegal that hair can't be legal for that game I'm going to my friend terrorize his page go to friends friends list what nogla what nogla playing Mario Party Superstars 115 hours of this game no no when you go in game and look at the card it's like 25 Brian remember we talked about this no no no no 115. okay [Music] hey oh man all skill on skill every hour I've played came into that that's epic that's just awesome right there all right what you got for me tall updated inventory awesome War block I think we're gonna get a triple dice we're gonna keep moving damn dude it I know I might roll a goddamn water I had one ticket not take any chances or anything see see technically you did you did you did that was really important you did that these trying to screw me huh give me that damn star the out of here [Music] uh-huh everybody's gotta start now everyone does oh oh thanks Evan is this another one of those games that are going to end up looking racist a game of life look at that and it's right in front of Evan [Music] oh you're not a minority Brian what the is race [Music] I just need five more of these I suggest the warp block a trump call a man that a man that truly lives for the chaos mini game Charlie give me a finger by someone that'll make you happy again not one that Asperger's nogla knows how to be in the back of his head oh this one so you gotta you gotta take a picture on your phone right yeah and look at it afterwards oh yeah I can't do this one no cheating no cheating I'm not trying to relax no pictures okay okay okay we're good I think we're good wow there's a lot that fell on the floor I'm not gonna lie gosh I don't really remember I'm gonna be honest with you I will be honest with you I'll be honest I don't know what the I am doing oh geez I wonder if this goes here I have no idea dude I have zero clue to be honest I was copying people finish oh we all had it correct wow did we all copy each other's homework it was it was red red and a straight line yellow and a straight line Mario no it was easy yeah super super I'm glad I'm I'm glad I watched you oh yeah I just used my phone I said no cheating I'm gonna I'm gonna start one of these days it's gonna be so lit oh it'd be crazy lip bro I don't live but that would be no no more come on I'll try okay there we go perfect perfect perfect [Music] what what what what what do you want me to not buy it I don't know I'm just focused man I'm getting it started oh wow um thank you see you later watch out for that Waluigi guy he's a predator yeah this is a close race guys super close super close hopefully it goes near you Marcel yeah hopefully it's not it's 37 away guys hopefully we can get there with this roll I feel like you've been always 30 to 40 away like every single round I moved the star one time and then yeah it me over the Stars like in another time zone a lot of coins though I wish I could spend them oh oh out of here oh this one's like someone's not that hard you just gotta to hold the damn ring okay yeah he's not that hard oh no for you guys oh oh start it just keeps jumping yeah boys keep going keep going we picked up your Rhythm dumbass shut up why are you helping him or sell you we can't lose we're trying to get back to you we're okay awesome oh you won Okay evan change up your Rhythm no you know what screw it I'm using a double double thing I don't care got so many of these handy yay I think I'll make it to the star pretty soon here guys just a few more turns oh hey how are you doing you got something in your shop that's good I don't triple dice yeah sure I love these dice men you just be flying ooh lucky space give me more dice give me more dice [Music] [Music] thank you uh how much is the damn star these days 20 20 all right well we'll see hopefully uh well I'm not gonna get there anyways God bless you you damn bro try to be nice shut up stop pretending to be in life all right there we go tending right we know we you guys don't see what he's like behind the scenes oh yeah I'm awful just leak the DMS right now the whole Bible thing is a cover yeah it's a big golfer I'm actually starting a gold I look at the board there and then it's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten so I can't get to it ah wait even with the eye one two are you sure is is the is the spooky person at the top a spot you land on or do you pass it no only circles only circles with colors count as spots if you hit a 10 you'll definitely yeah I thought it was I thought it was there you go there you go now everyone's gonna have stairs this is awesome you just gotta pick the right number imagine he gets the star and pass who takes it away I will cry I actually really want this to happen I think no I think there's this guy's Bowser they changed it from like night to day and stuff like that finally Maricel finally a board game that isn't racist I don't know about all that we'll see how's it feel it was great to have a star guys hold on we should do some stickers Evan this is a perfect time for stickers guys come on Brian lb on your controller do some positive stickers come on Brian yeah he still looks angry he still looks angry when you do it oh this is a pretty big one guys this is a double double coins looks worm dude this is one where you squeeze through the holes in the book oh yeah oh yeah this one ah yes all right I was messaging my windows guys okay there we go all right all right nice Circle okay yeah that's a nice Circle you can fit in here with me yeah you can share yep you can share share this movie I'm kind of a dinosaur monkeys have been around this Moon Marcel who wants to share this thing with me anyone want to share another room another Moon Style [Music] I'm not blaming you there's a big old Moon over here you want to come over there's a star over here the star over here too and then there's the one over here and then there's a circle over here and then there's a moon over here there's a circle wow [Music] I can't even celebrate an ambulance pulling me away oh dear all right press a gentlemen so Evan's gonna get freebies right yeah Evan's going to get something good here hopefully there it is good very good thank you we're gonna get a very hoary treat [Music] coins he needs 50 coins to steal a star or you could use it just to steal coins so one or the other and Evan's gonna Evan probably you should probably use your triple dice block you know what you know what do you want you know what to do you know what to do three ones baby [Music] oh well we got it every nine Stones so there's the one there's the one man you see you see my nine one would have happened man what would have happened even that star all right now get the out of here you dumb treating women like yay and where is this I love the in the hole oh not that one not that dumb right another fantastic roll of the dice [Music] [Laughter] [Music] well you never know you never know again it's it's huge this is a huge this is a huge move right here Within Reach of it so time to blow my Virgin whistle and maybe a land near Marcel I'm not trying to help him I'm just trying to you that's gay oh this is right in front of me right all right oh it is thanks Brad hey what a pal this game okay I just want to rub it in I don't know Brian Brian let him get it and then call the boo on him next round okay no that's Evan who's got the boo yeah yeah yeah he needs 50. he needs what if I called him on you Marcel just know I won't load not enjoyment that's every Mario I don't know you're talking in this tone it's like a bad idea yeah oh I love this one I like this one this one tap L and R like back and forth like l or l r l r and you don't want all your carrots to go away and when you get over to where I'm at right now you don't want to get the blue raspberries you want to wait okay so basically let him win I don't know how to do this no no no no no no no no no no there's no guarantee I win I could mess up or unfortunate things could happen there could be an earthquake [Music] all right guys oh my God Marcel what the hell don't use alcohol careful your horse can't take too much punishment Ryan's beating me run silent Brian oh I ran out of them all right oh no I messed up oh can I get there [Music] donkey horse I didn't know you could just press LR slowly and never get rid of carrots yeah I didn't know I was spamming it running out of carrots yeah no yeah yeah yeah nobody had full carrots the whole time I have to tell you these things no you got you gotta you gotta pick up the dog practice game explain everything in the practice game man all right just to play it safe I will get a triple dice play it safe yeah played safe Brian played safe hey how you doing thank you [Laughter] [Music] it's right in front of you you're welcome you're welcome giving me this whole session all I've done is just play it again no you didn't you didn't put it there on purpose no no he still yeah what was me song appreciation jack you see that reaction as analytics before I came along sucks doing pretty good it was dude all right I guess I'll just bring up the stats on the screen right now just so everyone watching the video is aware he's wrong like yes make it rain Make It Rain give me the confetti yeah yeah that's right that's right what the hell happened you like follow me that was crazy do you not bro I won please he's been such an give him a one Nintendo give him a nail oh my God and the Crowd Goes Wild as well it's not you I want another game charity of rewards we get at the end not necessarily again I want to bring screenshots up on the screen now keeping bright wrong once again bro the star is never getting closer to me ever dude who is that close to nice nobody sick thanks myself for five coins oh Evan Evan your Apple is still a star from me yep you should do that or Marcel or Brian now let me stress that again let me let me put it on the screen what do we gotta do yeah [Applause] oh [Music] [Laughter] the way we danced with the sticks at the end is let's do it nine yeah let's see how it goes gay I'm not gonna get it Brian stop being so happy all right I got it I mean sad I mean it can be yeah whatever it what that was very faint nothing I moved the microwave when I said I was very yeah what was that I gotta have to boost that one you call him fat yeah you call me fat yeah you call me fat guys yeah give it to me because Evan's gonna steal her from me so I'm really just buying it for him he's definitely ain't gonna steal from Brian because it was me Brian they'll never be friends anymore and The Crowd Goes one I can buy another one like I just passed that oh my gosh get this one I'm a happy monkey Brian can move it though Brian can move it shut up yeah everyone was surprised Jesus I'm like great I'll do this it'll be a great well Brian can just move at least [Laughter] Brian really really good I'm distracted oh my God stupid Brian thinking everything's against them victims oh my God they're lining up the next bit of yeah yeah comedy all right Evan's lining up he's next bit of Comedy very good oh ring the bell Merry Christmas hey what do you want for Christmas little boy come on dude I thought he was gonna take my start you could have clicked random that would have been fun if it was a close game yes but no come on man now it's a close game all right this is like LeBron joined the WNBA Juan Brian give everyone your big surprise here Brian moved in No One's Gonna see this one coming if I Choose You Chomp call you activated my trap comedy card Evans so funny and surprising I swear if it goes through ourselves right behind me right behind me oh that is terrible that's closer to no glow yeah oh it's behind me it's behind me don't get wrecked yeah I think everyone's getting it basically nobody's getting it nobody's getting it not necessarily true damn right no one's getting it just dude you're the last person to take a turn right on the last turn I think I can don't you don't you don't nice the crazy thing is is he can still win with this little shits mush pit mush but we've done this before I think it's a mushroom is it a mushroom thing so AIDS at this one you are you are fine yes off oh no oh no oh oh my gosh oh my gosh dude oh there we go now oh no dude I've been lodging immediately did you save the whole screen A to B Donkey Kong yeah but look at those teeth Oh Beautiful dental work what the 15. oh I can't though yeah you could land on a chance space Lance on land on the chance thing and just oh screw me which one's the chance this one it's like the one that has two arrows one facing left one facing right all right yeah so seven all right gentlemen favorite event the whole video depends on this what the doing you should start with the middle one you think so no you should start with the right one he's basically gonna pick me that's the main thing he wants he wants that donkey all right boys come on come on come on just pick anybody I don't care I'll take it whatever I'll take it 20 bucks 20 bucks for a little bit of excitement [Music] it was exciting is there any more free like free stars or anything at the end or no yes there is okay bonus Stars at the end okay so 32 oh my God I got this watch watch watch watch watch watch and learn bam okay you're gonna need more than that never mind [Music] oh no that's not enough that's not enough just go up so we can see how close you are oh my god oh that is a painful bro look how close he is wait for it I said he doesn't even get anything from it yeah that coupon and just so much cash [Laughter] oh I've never seen some more in my life please come near me are you serious behind me oh what a game what a game who's gonna win now listen Brian gets another coin or sorry another star he wins he wins this is the last round yeah I know no no with the bonus Stars yeah oh yeah true with the money what do we do it's golf wow this is not that hard up [Music] [Music] and sinks [Music] copy that copy that copy that copy that I think it was that no that's too that's too right he goes straight for the damn hole because it's there's no slope yeah exactly nope right there nope nope I mean no Marcel nope down she's doing this I'm doing this yes [Music] [Laughter] all the mountains look like penises do here we go guys end of the game who will win it all let's go away this is pretty the minigame bonus whoever won the most minigames that could be anybody oh no no character who is most likely to be a monkey there's no way I've heard this one too character with the largest team yeah Luigi oh dude oh sorry wow what makes sent me well that did nothing so yeah so basically so basically we're back to where we started yep yeah so I didn't know look at the last star and we lose this video there's no Bird Star [Music] that's cool cool just yeah there you go yeah those guys looking at you clapping like oh again this guy stop recording you know what look I'm pretty happy I'm pretty happy in there now Marcel will you ever play this again yeah okay we've played 43 treasured friend noglyph time played 43 hours yeah no that that's correct yeah that's correct Brian says there's like 100 and something but Brian's that ours annoyed in this game 43 hours I'm not even trying that's the weird thing that makes it better yeah that makes it better all right yeah seriously I don't even try this again unless a man the haters they're all just jealous of you all right I only have one hitter it's Brian cause I don't need I used to sleep on baby roaches now I sleep on Tempur-Pedic take me for no committee come and get it come and get it done

Channel: VanossGaming

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Keywords: Funny Moments, Montage video games, gaming, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Gameplay, Secret, Puncake, Parody, Comedy, Remix, Epic, Trolling, Xbox One, MultiplayerPS4, Funtage

Id: 7CoDbUd1c5Q

Length: 41min 48sec (2508 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 28 2023