mario maker doesn't even know who I am

oh no big time oh no goodbye my people need me all right i'm slowly emerging from the pipe take me away on a cannon ride oh my god the key scared me i thought it was um like a bullet well at least we know who's causing the lag the more you know this is who mario is i'm god in this world hey man i uh think we're stuck game is impossible nobody's ever beaten mario maker before if you would just be patient maybe we could get into the car instead of you bouncing it away constantly because you're so impatient oh my god what's wrong with you stop this stop this let me go up here let me just get above this whole situation and the whole situation cannot be risen above if i go all the way up here there will be nowhere for the bombs to fall on me i'm completely safe in the clouds this is a foolproof strategy nothing can go wrong toad how are you doing this are you doing this without a car that flies i demand the slow down and tell me your secrets never mind die of peaceful death gotta love the arm the fist that like pops up hoorah um you see the problem is that was too many bombs all right i think we just gotta get through there and then we'll be in the clear you gotta move luigi you gotta move you're making me bounce all around where i don't really wanna be bouncing stop bouncing me boy okay there's the flag but um [Music] there's not really a way to get to it if only the game would stop lagging and also making the most terrible sound i might be able to tolerate this for more than five seconds i thought maybe i was supposed to go up there but i didn't get the chance now did i look i'm not crazy the answer has to be going into one of these pipes that's all that you can do ah there's just no way to tell which one and there's no patience left for me to care run out now okay okay no need to push that being said um i'll push until i get to go first look out for the fire oh look out for the fire can't say we're gonna beat this level you know honestly it's too soon to say one way or the other but um can't say we'll find success wait wait wait wait i know we're out of time but understandable have a nice day impossible the video game is simply impossible do you not understand how to freaking trigger jump you you trigger fish can you move i i know you'd like to sit here and have a nice little shot but i don't i don't really want to keep holding forward when you jump pro tip secondary pro tip um when you die in the game you do not die for real popular to contrary contrary to contrary to popular belief how are you gonna do that again how are you gonna do it a second time you you know you certainly must know by now i saw that one coming every single time he does that every time i want him to learn it seems like it's a little bit too long yeah seems like a little bit a little bit unfinishable uh my old nemesis the first goomba he didn't even get to me that's how skilled i am i have bodyguards now i have my men the boys aka the squad to take care of problems like the first goomba for me now and in return i feed my squad a healthy dose of mush playing the video game that i love playing it with jackson money money sign jackson money money sign let me tell you a story about jackson money money sign one time i decided you know what i'm gonna play some super mario maker and then coincidentally i met jackson money money um and then we got to level together and i remember it i'm telling you i remember like it was two seconds ago but then he quit good times or you know bad times depending on where you're stuck in time but then you know the whole squad gives up and then nintendo tells you that you know it's their turn on the xbox and you just kind of have to obey because let's be real it's nintendo what am i going to say i'm in space i don't even have to play the video game though because it's automatic i'll play anyway you know i like gaming this is a beautiful song [Applause] i died who doesn't love this song honestly hitler is that too far i don't know a mutt a mush something oh it it continues to go well at least boss reached the goal thank god for beef boss pain and suffering i choose you yeah yeah yeah yeah i see your i see your exposed ass chest you know i'm gonna stick things on it later but right now we're doing something babe like come on be somewhat professional how am i supposed to get over there because i use a dig try that use dare i got super effective my moves are so snazzy though you're seeing a move as nasty as that ouch oh my body want me to go rob this snowball just through snowball this is a snowball fight if you didn't know that now then you're never gonna know it hey mario how about you give me a sweet little beast mario i wanted a boost how dare you snowball snowball snowball in my face don't throw another snowball at me i won't like it da [Music] what are we waiting for gg you know ain't nothing else to say about it mario other than this was gg central yeah yeah okay whoa the trigger finger on that bag that tea bag i guess we go no further than this damn it i forgot my training oh we definitely could make this come on five seconds on the clock we got this guys we got this totally got it we got it in the bag it's in the bag we got it so much it's basically owned by us already all right you guys do that i'm gonna i'm gonna look at my phone for a little bit just just because i want to make it seem like i'm not interested i'm not actually looking at anything right now my hands are completely empty although my eyes pierce through your soul they see every single thing that you've done every single one that you've rubbed out oh look at that we did it i totally participated in that victory go team well i've never been stranded in the desert but i have been stranded in the parkour hardcore life since i was born in 20 000 in in 1922 in 1922. i hate it here and yet i must stay if red mario has seven apples and blue mario has the square root of 12 divided by green mario's ass crack how long would it take for pink mario to absolutely choose the worst option solve for bowser whoa oh no oh no even when i get to play i don't get to play oh no the triple whammy one day it'd be nice to be able to play the video game whenever you're ready then nintendo i'm not trying to i'm not trying to rush you i have been having nintendo communication errors for 30 minutes communication error the video i could see it now oh look at that they have the right idea and by the right idea i mean the wrong idea don't nintendo don't stop don't stop believing that's so true he's so smart so wise beyond his ears please let me move please let me play what a brave but foolish man yeah have you realized that you've made a mistake there brother it's not hard to see the dinosaur belongs to myself i will offer one lucky ride to one lucky person who gets inside my mouth immediately you're coming inside and we're going i wouldn't do that if i were you it's not safe out there the world's dangerous no you don't understand it's not safe luigi get her good job gotta keep her safe keep toadette safe oh good catch she was almost a chill sandwich i know that's the wrong game but like why do you think i even rat's ass home dog oh no yoshi come back yoshi come back any kind of fool could see there was something in all the something ways about you there's a gloom i could probably make it i could probably make it i could probably make it i could probably make it go i couldn't make it look at all the yolks so [Music] there goes my yosh i need to take i need you to take me with you triple whammy this birthing tube is magnificent never seen one quite like it mario i don't think you quite understand the god and that is exactly why i brought the back up yosh nobody's ever ready for the backup yosh but sometimes the backup yosh is a necessary evil slurp sherwoops show whoops shalom why have you done this this guy's pro-gaming it right now i want to you know ride his coattails right into my cemetery i mean well that worked out pretty well for me i don't think we need to really worry about what happened to you my large head bow she yo it's baoshi it's the favorite this is my favorite hybrid mario character bowsheet second only to lack a toad that looks like a penis calling it how i see it if i don't say it someone will there was an old man who lived in a shoe now it's me i'm that old man and i live in the shoe oh what are you waiting for in a freaking shoe oh my god the shoe offers no protection i'm all the way i'm all the way up nothing can stop me i'm all the way up now i'm all the way dead now i'll enter the is pipe and oops i missed how did that happen and i thought i'd beat the pipe lebron james he's in the movie space jam 2 a new legacy where he co-stars with rick and morty for a scene fun fact about the movie i uh i worked on the movie so i know this fun fact about the movie is that in space gym 2 everything that you see isn't real you would only know this if you had extensive knowledge of the film in its inner workings my butt i've got spike spikes up but inside my [Music] dude all right so i i'm taking a page out of this guy's book right the guy who keeps saying teamwork he died or whatever a while ago and he's been looking at the level and he's like you know what that's too hard i don't want to even bother i'm not even going to try but he keeps saying teamwork he's like you know i'm still here i'm letting him know not participating not helping at all but you know i i'm here for it avengers assemble am i right okay well you know i guess just all the cool avengers will assemble and i'll chill out down here yo i'm like shikamaru i'm straight giving up bro um reference ah yes one one the beginning finally back to simpler times back to where it all started back to where i became the infamous mcdonald's toad and then shortly after quit my part-time job at mcdonald's to become a full-time exhibitionist look it up i'm not even gonna bother explaining it to you if you're not as cultured as me then you cliff he don't deserve to know now i know to kill a goomba no they will die regardless but no i wanted to do it with my own hands never seen that one before dude never seen it it's a new thing to me they'll hit the box and then i'll get the item in the box and then die it's always been the plan big toads big toads and tiny bros god damn if that ain't true f-r-i-e-n-s-d that is what spells friends friends after you're doing into the [Music] no mario we can't we can't go into their mario nonetheless we are tiny bros get out get out oh no spawn me in a room with bowser i'm going to die these are the rules rule number one you spawn me in a room rule number two if a bowser exists in room c rule number three rule number three if the following statement if the previous statement that statement in rule number two is true then proceed to have des bugs stop existing looks like we're dead mario that was just god's plan as uh drake would say or i guess you would say god's plan god's plan god's plan god's plan god's plan god's plan my god man does this stage end what what difficulty did we pick what lunar new year is it where's the beef that's easy make this level harder and also longer you expect us to scour this level this like three minute level for two individual coins i'm not saying i'm gonna hit give up and then cut to the next clip i'm not i would never claim that but it's kind of looking a little bit similar to that not exactly the same i you know i might mix in um i might mix in one of these for example and then followed up with uh this move and then and you know i might i might just head out like it might just be that way you see but what if that was just a bait and the real bait all along was that i was gonna play the template level but not at the start of a video at the the climax of the video what do you think then what would a man become uncharted 2 reference if he possessed a fragment of the stone if they possess the stone if if evil men became powerful evil by holding just a fragment of the stone then what would a man become if he possessed the stone itself [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Desbug

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Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Super Mario Bros., Mario Bros., Super Mario, Nintendo Switch, Mario, Desbug, Toad, Toadette, Luigi, Super World, Endless Easy, Competitive Mario Maker, Cooperative Mario Maker

Id: NpyvNER6jqQ

Length: 17min 30sec (1050 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 01 2021