Carrying People In Online Mario Maker

it's the climb let it be known that my mission today is to carry folk everywhere that we must go looks like today my package is towed ed and I will be saving her somehow the roles have been reversed and now she's carrying me I don't feel as in control of the situation but I trust her she would never get me hurt that's for dang sure poor Mario Manny can't catch a break with these hammers holy moly get it because the multi-modal got me ha ha comedy dude how many times is this one hammer bro gonna take Mario out I mean I don't trust this Mario nearly as much as I trust toadette given the amount of times this hammer brother has killed him but you know I'll put faith in my brother I guess I should not have put faith in my own brother no snake blocks are hard with multiple people okay if you can believe it I'm handling this situation pretty well this jump height really is difficult for two people to the handle but I will protect my friends no matter what and become Hokage I feel like I'm looking at an off-brand toad like a Kmart toad or something that is not good so many saw blades too many saw blades I'll tell you what Bob that sure is a lot of cannonballs there a lot of opportunities to get hit in the face with hot steel I'll tell you another thing though is I'm fast I don't think you know just how fast I really am the Sun heat interfere with my platforming the Sun got in my eye you could say except it's a little bit more than my eye it's more like my whole body don't worry toda I'll keep hitting these P switches for you I mean the platforming side of things is all up to you buddy I hope they're doing well I'm doing my part this is my assigned job I'm the p-switch guy I step on the B switch teamwork is right dude I hope you guys made it I'm gonna keep pushing the buttons just in case oh I can't believe I made it back miss Chu and I lost it again I had that one coming me and tone had the same idea of trying to go up this pipe but it doesn't look like that as an option so despite our efforts we must move on come on it's my freakin destiny to beat this stupid shoe part for us man there's so many soft lights though let me move forward ah there we go okay lots of saw blades lots of saw blades and there goes my skull suddenly the Sun okay what the heck what the hell is that with all the lag and stuff dude how's a Mario supposed to succeed when the world is so clearly against him Luigi we messed it up okay we just have to accept that there's some things out of our control this is a little bit nerve-wracking I'm a bit uncomfortable with the situation and the tiny little min that I have to jump on and all the lag trying to get in my way but I'm a gamer nonetheless so I did it you just need one more but unfortunately it looks like that's all the time we have folks so I'll be going to my death now time is freakin oh dude where is this lag coming from it's like it knows that I want to beat this level really bad so it's trying to sabotage me but I won't let it I won't let it put a damper on my optimism I want to win I want to do it with my team for the team even why am I in the dog pits dog I don't want to be down here with all these dogs dog is dangerous dog aah I slipped someone greased up the shell that's what it was probably excuses right there are times the charm and my right fellers definitely not the third time that I'm gonna die where's the geometry in that one Nintendo oh my god pushed me the right way you stupid freaking shoe we already have that we already have this one I wasted my time epic we lost a frickin game look toad I love the spunk but only a true platforming God can do this section and it's been messed up by pee switches or actually was it just made easier by the convenience of the piece which is whatever the case we take those there's literally no way to control your goddamn self in this thing they just send you wherever they freaking want to send you and he got the freaking shoosh softlocked go away you're not helping just go don't even think twice about all these cannonballs they mean nothing to me just go we need the red coins so imma get the red coins dog this has to be the last one this is the only one I haven't done there it is I see the coin finally now all that's left is to return to base mission complete mr. president doc the doctor son stop goofing around we just need to get in the door what are you doing move after half an hour of grueling trial and error we've done it I don't even care who touched the box man all that matters is that it got touched Nintendo he said us we're together to that we have uncovered millions of hidden coins that's the power of ingenuity together with your giant pink head we can clear the paths that obstruct us and together we have not reached the flag for we were trying to have a fun time and explore secrets and that does not jive with multiplayer Mario maker that is simply how one gets left behind am I really going to attempt to carry somebody in this lag betrayed by the man that I loved I hope that one day I won't be wholly on a surface oh dude we got a laggy stage with beep blocks do you realize how long this is gonna take us to beat because honestly I'd like to get lunch before the turn of the next century epic move toadette you really put me in my place now eternally stuck in a cube oh I see how it is the little toads just get to wiggle their way out of the blocks but I get stuck that's not racist Nintendo you know I'm gonna take the coward's way out I'm just gonna respawn on to them so that I don't have to time any of this I can't believe that in 2019 Nintendo still has online connectivity on equal and two Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo friggin wee man and it's not even in exaggeration if you tried to play online brawl back in the day you know exactly what I'm talking about into that what can one really say except reality is often disappointing I'm literally mashing the button do a wall jump you green man there's no way I'm gonna be able to do this in the lag but here goes literally nothing plus the kitchen sink jump now jump now jump at any point come on can I kill this Goomba the lag says no but on the bright side I still have invincibility frames now the real question is will toad be able to deal with the Goomba given the amount of lag I'm not surprised that the answer to that question was no I can't believe that in this day and age in order to wall jump I have to mash it the jump button because it's so laggy Super Mario ladies and gentlemen a game all about precision platforming this Mario is literally making me lag the other two have quit they threw in the towel it's him he's the culprit lord in heaven I can't even go down a pipe on my first try what a world I really just want to get out of here I want to beat the level now I don't want to play anymore the lag is too much for this Luigi I think I saw something up there to the right I'm gonna ride this out and see what it was hope it's in into my holy nightmare Super Mario and Luigi in a ton of lag I can't tell you how bad I'm gonna regret this at this pipe doesn't just bring us to the end of the level in fact I immediately have a bad feeling about hopping into it on account of we're not going to the right man and what if it's just a troll pipe to put you all the way back at the beginning of the stage ain't no way in hell I'm going through all that again a few inches later man it doesn't even look like it leads us anywhere there's no way I'm jumping off this cloud platform I'm going back man it ain't worth it I'm very nervous about making this jump don't let me die now Jesus Christ so many brothers of various types oh but the flagpole the nightmare is over it's okay let me do we'll make it through this together dude what the hell that's not together and then you committed seppuku don't worry Mario I'll keep you safe in here buddy no harm will befall you he really actually just wants to be in here that's interesting but I mean we take it it's funny right is just in my dinosaurs my mouth what a weirdo why would he want to be in here like I get that it's safe and I'm not gonna cause them any harm but I mean you don't know what could happen my dinosaur could accidentally swallow you or you know I could just beat the level with Mario in Yoshi's mouth I wasn't aware that well look at that we're immune to the troll because I'm holding him that's pretty awesome carrying people really does have its advantages look at that dude me and Mario God just cheese this level teamwork really does make the dream work man it was toad ed that United the villages and brought peace to the shinobi world for she was known as the Hokage hai frames man that's how you get ahead in life all that life is is getting hit and then abusing those iframes to make it to the end of the level safe way can you imagine if in real life it was like that you just get hit by a bus and then it makes crossing the street easier somehow don't worry toad I'll protect you there's no need for you to jump out of my arms I'm fully capable of keeping one toady boy alive playin Mario makes me happy I like to get my friends look at the geometry of this stage man this is not the kind of geometry you'd find in like an official Nintendo level this is somebody took their finger dragged it along the switch and called it a freaking day Mario teaches counting do not remind me of Mario teaches typing Oh Oh Mario I love you so much I and check in the East Reese because sometimes that way power-ups man oh my god I am pink Thank You Mario you are my saving grace in this grim world of people stealing my power-ups oh he's abandoned me get in here Mario this is where you belong we all know it nobody said you could leave nobody said that well dang it didn't do the clear condition hey no said you could leave Dawg just because we didn't do the clear condition doesn't mean you get to go anywhere how's it going Luigi miss your brother much that's right now Luigi's in here Luigi you're in timeout stop trying to escape the dinosaur my god he's at my mercy hey what do you think you're going there's literally nothing he can do man he's completely within my control you can't even escape this is a major design oversight oh he can burst out while I'm on the flagpole are you serious I wanted him in my mouth wait a minute wait a minute cut that cut bad all right quit it I want to get in the door myself I don't need you to take the key from it you don't fine I'm going in this pipe I'm telling you the people that play Mario maker online are all either thieves or scoundrels including myself alrighty then that's a lot of lag this is why you want to get what's called an Ethernet adapter that way the Wi-Fi connection isn't like we're in a literal desert go get your mushroom Luigi don't let the lag take it away from you because if you let the lag take powerups away from you it'll take all I can get is it me or does that look kind of like a face a happy face a chill dude he is happy and so am i I wait a friend's me and that guy button now I gotta go to the right super let egg if that egg desert let egg pyramid leg to leg please kill me I don't want to exist in this fricking lag I would rather wash the garbage that an existing lag in the pyramid in the pyramid that's where I'm going down the pipe in the pyramid where the connection hopefully we'll get some what's that sir but I doubt it I doubt it hard there is just too much lag a better time because I am told in the best I wish wasn't but this is how Nintendo servers just tend to act it hurts very bad but I deal with it yeah for you guys so please subscribe to lessen my pain dying right now is not an option it's not something I can handle if it happens to me cuz I won't go back if I die so be it I won't be putting up with this level any longer if that happens I meant what I said and I said what I meant a des bugs faithful 100% [Music]

Channel: Desbug

Views: 1,085,131

Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Super Mario, Super Mario Bros., Nintendo Switch, Desbug

Id: 8mZ1vwcVJFY

Length: 13min 46sec (826 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 28 2019