Mario Football is a Flawless Masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever

i i don't think that's a legal move you're allowed to do rosalina just killed luigi like yeah you i'm pretty sure you're not allowed to punch the opposing team or pick up the ball like dk is just violating the rules like this isn't [ __ ] he thinks it's volleyball what's going on you can't set the ball on fire bowser here we got quick battle cut battles strikers club but okay that doesn't start for six days right okay we got three options that's we got two options i will make this awesome oh this is gonna be hellish it's toad and more of them but wait it's another toad wouldn't the toads couldn't make it wait don't just go wait wait how do i actually get the ball boom boom yeah just just stay there though wait who am i controlling i just kicked yoshi oh i should have done this tutorial but that toe just got flattened he's down how do i okay l to switch i'm gonna have to do the tutorial when the toads just got hurt he's coming for me he's got he's got an explosive thank god they're giving us a moat no stop i didn't even have the ball like why did you punch me let's go toes keep them on the keep them on their toes oh this is like me actually playing football back in high school where all i would do is kind of stand in like the back corner near the goals and just strike up a conversation oh can you believe we got that much matt's homework and then i get punched okay i need to do the tutorial hello this is footbot here welcome to my class in basic movement and shooting the guest have asked me to teach you the basis of strike i'm here to teach you everything you need to know to succeed in the pitch has this movement done just kick it in okay you've kind of broken the tutorial here we were just gonna try past the ball next [Music] how did that stop there come on just kick him down kick him in the face oh my god okay you can tackle it this is just mario just kicks yoshi in the face holy [ __ ] he's gonna break his nose god you can't be encouraging this to kids okay uh use the dodge to avoid the tackle okay i don't think it's quite you know okay i think we're ready let's try everything we've learned get her toad the charge okay we really hurt yoshi though give me that ball back try it again we i mean we're hurting yoshi real good somehow that went through it all how did we get that shot it was it was three of them in the way four if you count my own teammate that was running in front of me no no oh that seemed unfair oh my god he's not taking it well i don't the brain power to comprehend what's happening like it's too fast i feel so out of my depth what was that why are they electric again go toad what is happening what's going on [Music] what what do i do what the [ __ ] was that no toads in the electric fence get out of the toad we lost cheeky ghost we've been punched we've been no he's in the fence again there we go okay we got one that toad was unfortunately kept killed by donkey kong immediately afterwards like he got like he got the shot but donkey kong like punched him in the face what the [ __ ] is going on what was that oh now 20 fps donkey kong is making fun of me oh we need to score in the next five seconds we need to score take the shot tone it just kicks rosalina in the face get him towed get him keep him at pay golden goal okay so just one person needs to score where the [ __ ] did you shoot it toad he slipped on his own banana that toad went into the fence i can't do it we like to call this doom toad that's all our money spent too so it better have been worded look at his tiny little arms he means business tackle the goalie punch his neighbor i hope you like this animation because how we're going to score every goal honestly if we just wait a minute and a half that could just be the best way to win we just start running oh no oh no it's okay they [ __ ] it [Music] made it an egg i think we'll be okay call this the passing strat come on toads the most riveting game of sports ball you'll ever see time will lead us to victory just keep running we did it just like real football we just have to score once and then never have the score change again oh god the pipe's one eight nil oh we're [ __ ] he's going for us it's too late mario you can't stop him now the toad missile has been launched okay we've won the match we just have to run out the clock now it's two and a half minutes of running laps this is mario strike we're literally like running in circles you know you don't want a peach we win two nil the toxic toads win again perfect we can win toxic toads are struck again now we just have to start for two minutes and a half get it [Applause] we got it perfect we've struck again he doesn't even get a chance it just goes under him our most ambitious strategy yet oh no oh get it get it no no no it's okay he [ __ ] it that's great if he [ __ ] it because that means this is gonna take more time you can just block it what i pressed it all the way it's okay it's just 45 more seconds [Music] what even happened toast we're gonna have to score get it no mercy i missed twice we got a score thank you okay we just gotta run with the ball that was always getting a bit fed up there we've done it totes he's ready to take on the world with maximum speed look at this stats like it's so skewed they can do one thing well fastest game of football you'll ever see it give us the ball no give us they're too fast now we just got a stall for three minutes the toxic totes win again i have to test the stratton online batch yeah we're gonna have to see let's take on the world he's left another victory for the toxic totes he's gonna have like a balanced team of characters and they were just four [ __ ] toads [Applause] hey hey hey you know that what the [ __ ] was that okay we gotta hold on he's he's just [ __ ] hitting me the toads are being slapped quite badly get it get it get it it's toe time all right get it come on we can catch up now there's no way you can withstand no stop stop pressing that button [Music] oh that's the entire game as well yeah [Applause] hmm

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Id: v7njbnTAuRI

Length: 10min 12sec (612 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 18 2022