Mald Repentence

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] gamers i have a announcement to make i'm no longer a fanboy good morning [Music] i don't know why i'm still drinking the monster from yesterday it kind of tastes like piss but it's all i have at the moment oh my god my hair is [ __ ] up the outfit no it's right there on the shelf it's right there man i could put it on at any time but i'm i'm deciding not to it's gonna be it's gonna be like a once in a while kind of thing you know it goes to music goodbye here comes the oh wait oh no there we go monster from today also tastes like piss though true true that's that's true true and true hello albino it's been three months already huh [Music] that's true thank you for the sub little merch hey albino what's up question how did you learn english so well it's not your if it's not your first language well you see okay in norway we have this thing called education and they what they do is that they teach children how to do things like speak english for example but no okay i learned it through video games i played video games that's it i played uh i remember when i was like younger uh my i would like go to school elementary school and i would save words in english that my teachers were like albino what where did you learn to say that i'm just like i played video games you know i just played fortnite uh wait we have a scam train echo thank you for the gift service man pretty appreciate it man uh the music is a bit loud though let's turn that [ __ ] down let's turn this [ __ ] up i think this should be good i i have to adjust the volume a bit today because yesterday i was wearing a wig and the wig made it so my headset was like further out than it normally is and i think everything sounded weird when i was doing that but today it's like where it's supposed to be so i gotta turn things down sometimes [Music] have you missed this dolpho well okay so most of this dollar stream is up on my my third channel so you can go watch it there um the clone hero part one song had to be removed because literally i i uploaded the the vod on youtube and then like literally overnight i got like 10 emails from youtube like you're you know your videos to monetize your videos copyright claim copyright and corporate claim blah blah like [ __ ] bam bam bam and yeah it's not not a good idea but uh it's it's it's it's i'm not i'm not i'm not getting money from that video but it's it's it's there they allowed me to if i when i removed the song called heroes of our time by dragonforce i was allowed to have the video on youtube so that uh it's it's there but one part is getting trimmed out by youtube's uh trimming system because they didn't want that song to be on there which is cringe but anyways let's do lazarus oh [ __ ] i know i meant eden god i don't know what lasters even does looks like a [ __ ] well that's a bad start words of steel let's try getting like tears up or something like damage plus it made me smaller based yes cast like for the five gifts holy [ __ ] bro what level give your shot thanks for the for the photos for the train bros uh do i get the yeah let's go to the hit this room here oh god hey krampus we got an infested front this is a good run already now we got an empress card hey this is you know i can't complain this is a decent run uh you forgot my sub at the beginning of the stream yeah i did thank you for the sub i appreciate it it's there's just oh hey can i push the crate no you cannot can i like sneak it gold camera did you see that oh my god i'm so good at this game the precision the pinpoint [ __ ] precision to do that god [ __ ] i'm i'm a god ah well this is room man the [ __ ] god stop piss albany you're playing with keyboard or controller i'm just i'm using my fingers yes cass thank you for 300 stud okay dude when i split up and i get sent like that kill me well i've gotten the items so let's just do this at least it wasn't the the red guy that [ __ ] shoots himself over all over the place because that guy sucks all right goodbye oh [ __ ] good item god [ __ ] that's actually a very good item i like this one makes you shoot fast have you ever played doom eternal no i have not i haven't actually played any of the new doom games like not one but i don't want this you know what [ __ ] that part i'm just gonna go next i don't have any bombs any keys like i could i want to get that but i can't you look you're lucky dlc character if you don't die oh wait if i don't die with lazarus is that it you played old room then yeah the first one like the original room yes i think or was it quake i don't [ __ ] know yeah i think i played a little bit of them i i think of all the like old school games like that i played most of duke nukem oh my god he shot [ __ ] at me i'll say that hard for the end pick it up after i killed the boss that would probably be smarter oh my [ __ ] dad uh have you ever heard of let it die it's a really good roguelike game where you should reach and you should really check it out i've heard that i've heard the name but i've never seen the game do you think you'll play a little unreal today you know maybe i don't see why not depends depends depends how i feel but i i would say it is likely it's likely my system on the relator it's been a while honestly it's been like almost a week since i played it so why not you know i hate this guys come here well my flight took care of that isn't it we can get some refunds here with that very nice very nice i like that so i don't have a key for the item room if i open that so i'm gonna i'm gonna just go ahead and find the the crown first and then if i have an extra crease i can't i'll open that that thing just broke so i i got a pill hey very good i don't have any more bombs now that's kind of cringe but whatever it's not the underworld there's some schmoney though oh i remember this one being good mega tears oh let's [ __ ] go big tier [ __ ] yeah i remember liking finding this i remember this being a very good item last i checked this this was a good item so i'm relatively happy about that maybe the boss oh my god it's this [ __ ] again i hate this boss oh okay [ __ ] you he just had to hit me got the investors oh we got a k epic flight us also that is good to have ah that is not good [ __ ] you goddamn i got flight and i flow over the rock into a fire i am [ __ ] i'm sorry chat but i am [ __ ] and there's nothing i can do about that let's open this chest golden horseshoe now i'm gonna go here and just go next level i can get the heart your fly guy with the poli tears is very powerful volunteers right there we go one hard back well let's run this over already lumo what do you mean over what you're talking about we're good i got flight man flight is worth wait where the [ __ ] i have the minus look what the [ __ ] did it get minus look also what are these poops have like worms in them they're like maggot poop god [ __ ] that [Music] because they all people i'm talking about oh over over okay okay i thought you were like oh he picked a flight for the [ __ ] [ __ ] they're in this overdue you know i i misunderstood no i think this is a good one what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do oh there's my guts oh my god dude i hate this white guys they come out of [ __ ] nowhere and they're still shooting why i clearly i'm actually done why are still shooting [ __ ] my gods oh unbelievable yeah i'm holding a good run because this game just makes sense sometimes you finish the room and usually close down but then i just decided not to which is cringe [ __ ] spiders man oh wow i have 15 damage holy [ __ ] that's more than i've ever had i think 15 damage is insane this is my damage wait does the the fly guy the guy with the flies does he uh like get my damage because he's hitting hard as [ __ ] right now this room is insane what the hell what the [ __ ] what oh my dude oh my lord [Music] your flies to 2x you're down that's why they hit so hard they're like one shot [ __ ] i was like there's flies usually do that today there's no way right yeah they just get [ __ ] by the flesh will you thought thank you anything drop no hello mr albino looking pretty good today thank you allison oh there's so many bullets goddamn good thing i won't shot this guys nice give me a good item oh spectral body okay what about here then oh no scam all right i think we're done let's go back to the go to the boss let's go like get some hearts oh god i have a life what the [ __ ] what huh oh 18 damage rip deals oh you don't unlock the new character but that's that's okay first of all i need to beat the game with this guy so i haven't done that so oh my god well that was quick what is the hp up and then something is the trick it good general equality meh what does this do then the left-hand path reaps darker boards i don't know what that means but oh every chest is red okay well rochester's pretty sick i want to get better register let's do demon path i think demon pass is cool i think it is cool i want to do it i like no health though i gotta get some health and we get cursor lost that's great nice difficult level okay another key i gotta look out for those stones that like oh my god my guy killed him and i didn't realize i almost got hit [Music] all right okay well i have two hearts now but never mind it's not that bad i thought i only had one but i guess the boss gave me one i guess so we we we we good we good kind of will this guy die yes goodbye and goodbye do we have any no we haven't found the crown room yet i want to find that these guys are just getting deleted oh my god oh that wasn't very hard anyways there's the evil room all right where the where the item we're matt you [ __ ] up this run i'm turning gay time to die anyways you know i'm very again you shouldn't underestimate my ability to die it's just i can [ __ ] up anyone oh my god [Music] anyways well actually that doesn't make me too much stronger it reduced my damage to 10 which i mean still is pretty good damage but oh thank you yes still no it's probably it's probably alright it's pretty good it's pretty good i walked right into it what the hell god damn it the catacombs the catacombs damage and range oh my god more damage and i don't need that goodbye hand this is your damage but at least two of your shots will hit what save hp yeah that's not good enough that's not good enough to justify our health by like paying with health saucy thank you for the crime dude great that was totally worth nice but they always go where they're gonna shoot i i'm so good at getting i'm so good at getting hit by those [ __ ] it's actually unreal how good i am at getting hit by those jesus christ garbage well i got my health back so it's fine alright oh my god dude i'm triggered genuinely [ __ ] trigger right now so much stuff all right [ __ ] game what we got what's this rocket propulsion what's that the [ __ ] hmm almost admit put the bomb down i already did foreign oh [ __ ] okay you're like rocket bombs it's nice but i don't think i really need that but whatever nice i can see forever oh [ __ ] that's like a secret thing oh god hello harry shiny rock good you should take a shiny rock down because the red chests like kind of suck the gate unlike this guy there we go hey hp thank you hey i like this one pretty strong now now we got 12 damage uh do i do i can look for more i can say forever it probably shows me like uh secrets or something more more secrets oh there we go yeah there we go thank you some more resources for me it shows the super tinted rock and the new [ __ ] leather thing oh i don't think i've found that new leather thing uh let's see thank you for one dollar man thank you man a card okay the world nice i can use it on the next level and i will see the entire stage cool let's go there's a secret room up there has this chest room hey yes yes strength oh god what nice great good good good secret good secret lock down nothing new nothing new there shoots after me goddamn there's the problems bomb again nice goodbye oh they exploded into bullets i don't know that they didn't explode into it just yeah lust mr horny no more horny take notes chat oh no god there's a lot of hands is that a chest room or a book room i can't tell oh my god [ __ ] this room man i gotta bomb it what the [ __ ] what what oh what happened i don't [ __ ] know oh i can't go in there but this how do i get into there [Music] interesting yes should i convert my soul hearts into hearts it's a smart no no no okay engine lockup nice goodbye brains and here we have a thing bouncing tears nice that's great okay you wanna thank you [Music] thanks all right let's just check this out we got a boom we got a card we got a thing is the boom good maybe nobody useless okay well i guess we'll just go boston go kill mom nice good room oh there she goes oh pog oh more hearts great let's go hard boss did utero and this one is going going well i would say decent can't complain there we go strength again nice the fear is actually helping me out i didn't actually i didn't expect that i thought it was going to be pretty useless oh my god what that was so much he just dies into like 10 enemies that's great that's a lot of bullets [Music] goodbye empress is probably better than uh than strength no yeah i think it is shot speed that's such uh necroman is probably better than what they have mass room damage and then psychic shot yeah this is master bp it's probably good i feel i'm going to take damage here but no actually it seems it seems fine yeah we're good nice i usually take damage in big rooms like that but i guess not not this time almighty illiterate teleporters for dumbest is homing wasn't that what i said it's like each other's probably better when you have ridiculous damage yeah probably oh my god there we go what the [ __ ] oh the poop the poop the poop hurt me oh [ __ ] damn got them poop please die goodbye where's the boss all right let's go oh [ __ ] what he can become invincible when does that [ __ ] let's just leave [ __ ] it i don't be here no more go back to the small room with the heart on the bomb left wall there's a secret room anyway wait what what dude i hate this new status man they suck [ __ ] off the navy shows to the secret room when it hugs waltz yeah but anyways okay kill me i [ __ ] hate these rooms goodbye and there we go that is i don't think chad has ever been as small as when i played this game oh [ __ ] goodbye because i keep making mistakes i don't know you should have done this instead what the [ __ ] hit me there was nothing the hell super great 50 off all right well there's no shops here so anyways got him what oh i hate that [ __ ] item sucks i should never pick it up i should never picked it up [ __ ] rocket bombs give me give me blue hearts man whatever man [ __ ] this bomb [ __ ] jesus if i hold on any direction the bomb will just [ __ ] me i hit it wow yes cursed skirt i like this one oh all right that was quick do i go to the box or to hell what do i do i have too little health i think the the hell is just going to [ __ ] me hell hell hell hello yeah but the box is the hell is just going to hurt i'm just going to die there's no devil brazil okay you know what we'll just do it if everyone wants it i'll do it transcendence abrupt baby nice well here we are it's over run instead just like that how are you i'm good si shui i'm um i'm i'm gonna lose the run though oh okay it's just gonna you know what we don't have the bomb do we thank you okay kid death thank you what's up man okay wow what the [ __ ] anime you're just freaking gimps me awesome okay bomb maggots that's great holy [ __ ] he's super tanky too nice i needed that oh my god i needed that so bad three whole hearts man roon is saved when it's actually saved today is my birthday sure well happy birthday hope you have a good one dude hope you have a good burst statement oh boom boom boom boom got me spades okay more bumps i [ __ ] hate this thing [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] bomb skill it's so bad it's actually so [ __ ] bad i hate it [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] i never should pick it up because i keep trying to like plant the bomb and instead i just shoot the bomb and kill myself with it like it's awful nice [ __ ] off oh my god i can't even see the bullets because my bullets keep bouncing around like it's impossible to see where it's supposed to be [Music] i want to give this guy a bunch of keys hopefully i'll get something good in return [ __ ] this bombs man they [ __ ] hate these bombs nice control you can actually drop items can you drop actual items how because that item is always going to be on me so that's that's that's just cringe okay i'm done [ __ ] this guy i got a mimics okay you know what this is all right no [ __ ] up he killed himself i'm done oh this is the first i made it i think it's satan okay is that it well there was a little black guy there but i didn't see him because the screen is so dark oh did i beat the game did i was [Music] don't have him [Music] into the box okay there that's that's one way to do it oh you dust we gotta do this what what is that finally we gotta do this waste this is a skellington key one this is what i did more damage okay cool cool he gets angry okay well that's one way to go about it i'll certainly get a item room there we go oh yeah that's definitely a uh-huh is this no i don't want that there we go this is the fart guy i don't want that give me like one good item that's definitely not a good item wait no i can get it like serious restrooms man not a one come on in good land there we go okay i should fire good item all right [Music] oh just doesn't damage it just doesn't damage yeah it's a good away also yeah it's good the flames stick around for a while too which is nice yeah and if you get lucky you shoot like a million fires yeah they just stick around then yeah i like them i like them good item oh [ __ ] i can't move i'm stuck in a little opening here goddammit there we go got him hey oh man i have so little health dead what this do it hurts no it doesn't i can't speak so enough luck you get a flamethrower yeah basically don't hit your gain what oh okay that's actually dog [ __ ] that's trash this item is good if you get hit i'll have this is trash oh he missed something good oh my god he's got to keep his head pogba any daddy long legs any quad shots uh any you know there we go and it's crap now that i cannot complain about [Music] at least we can only really capricorn is good i like it the lost run one when i unlock the character i forgot you have to do something really specific to unlock it so i don't know oh this sucks i don't like this room oh no i don't like this remater goddamn well i made it you wanna no okay i'll get that later they do go flies all right time to die goodbye good item shot speed up and temperance was that again temperance hmm i forget nice oh what was that again [ __ ] what was this thing that's hp just hp reroll a poop okay i'll come back even more money oh my god okay okay nice room wow oh what is up with our pattern thank you a coin look at that hey nice now they go super fast a coin for a real great uh this was what is the high priest again is that uh here goodbye baby oh my god let's [ __ ] go uh no i don't want that thank you i got the pentagon though that's pretty pretty good pretty good i can't complain about the that now we have a decent we have really good tiers there's that i mean i have like a temporary increase i can use whenever i want pretty good now let's re-roll this [ __ ] what did temperance do again is it summoned coins or oh okay great yeah i guess wait what can i i thought that was i thought it was a scapegoat can i can i reroll it still you can yes okay that's farts no i'm getting the worst pokemon this is like fart if i get hit no i think it is i'm getting such [ __ ] dog [ __ ] items dude oh my god wow i'm lucky with this room wait why can't i open i i have i have one red heart what gaming albie sauce bomb the river machine okay thank you for the sub humor all right well now we have that fat fly that can kill you i'm sure it can what in this game cannot oh my god stop there's the item room let's get some more dog [ __ ] shall we nice really really good item gaming gaming thank you for the sub tommy toaster oh no oh we actually did something wow tremendous you fat bastard will you die god i guess it will goddamn maggots nice it didn't even do it there nice thank you okay a phd or a black [ __ ] black [ __ ] is good damage up let's go i could probably check out more here a dice picks it thank you for tier one man appreciate it uh can you break the mushrooms because that would be worth it to pick up those two yeah oh big troll oh my god scary stuff they're also [ __ ] i'm done i didn't think it was a big poop there you just [ __ ] assault sniped me good afternoon endless yeah i do want us death based i think i'll go next after this room yeah i think it will actually well there's one more here thank you i'll still get my health back if i leave now so i'll do that my one half for soul heart take the dice well too late nice it's a lot of explosions god damn oh i'd save that for later it's more mobs we got here uh that will make me headless temporarily i don't want it i don't want that tears up bass what are you doing okay goodbye evil press range per shot speed up nice thanks thank you bastard satan shears are good no i have a book i have the book i'm going to be reading the bible will you guys use your shears okay i'm going to believe in circumcision in norway i'll take the white heart when i want to go to the next level there's no way to need to waste it now okay well okay i could get the shears and go take those things that'll be good to do before i yeah before i leave got him nice oh no we're making a video of these streams yeah i think i think i will oh no troll face okay that's good didn't even spawn troll faces he just [ __ ] exploded that's great thank you nice room let's get the shears and pick up the items in that room and then we can take the sword and then we can leave cut and run the fool okay i don't think this is going to be more useful than this you know wizard of legend it's wrong like you use different spells and i'm not talking about noita uh i haven't heard of it no probably a probably good game maybe i will check it out one day i'm gonna take that oh it actually okay so it's like the bottom of your your yeah so it's not actually hard to make this give you a red heart cool let's go hey well a bomb and i keep for some money good deal not really worth it usually you get more from those i think oh it was a fighting room yikes [ __ ] this ghost man just hug me okay there that there's where like that fly thing is annoying it can just attack you like that that's bad next time i'll not pick it up i think i think i'll just leave it next time nothing's [ __ ] annoying and there we go this [ __ ] again dude okay they just didn't attack me this time that's cool i guess please die thank you it's a big one [ __ ] flying [ __ ] well they will like retail it when you shoot them okay cool ah no not in there you turn on projector highlighting or why are you plenty of protection looking like why are enemy projectors looking like this because i want them to be more visible i only i need to see them because i can there's a lot of times where i like i'm already struggling to like differentiate between them and my own so i made that made that happen i think it's better that way the fly actually is something useful i think the fly is just not worth the risk it's like yeah sometimes this can be useful but for the most part it's just gonna [ __ ] you over oh wrong thing oops i'm gonna use this where are you going he's not doing anything he didn't do anything what the [ __ ] we're losing his best damage up yeah why not damage up can't complain about that what happened didn't we already do this room okay kill me okay nice nice nice they just spawn in the ground out of [ __ ] nowhere fair and balanced [ __ ] these worms man [ __ ] hate worms hp up all right not not not the worst not the worst let's go next level maybe i should check the shop what's this giant spiders and flies they're called maggots thank you very much now that's you guys worms are like the annoying version those blub those blood bombs let you use health for bombs when you're out pretty good oh he's huge now god [ __ ] damn he's gigantic he's like super thick i didn't notice that he's more likely to kill you i'm done that's that's nice amazing got it strobe thank you for just here wondered appreciate it [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn worms it's a miracle i didn't take damage there that's actually a [ __ ] miracle what the [ __ ] oh my god there's maggot worms oh my god that's crazy [Music] blood sleep creep okay that's new dlc i don't think i've seen most of it yet so far it's mostly just uh the old base game as far as i can tell edmund said on twitter i think that most of the the new stuff is like late game things so that like right now i'm not really seeing you know the new contents we have to play a bit more to see that all right empress cool oh [ __ ] they're fast keyboard key okay there we go item room finally mom's eye oh [ __ ] behind me as well so now let's just do the boss i can go down and just do the other rooms i suppose of course it's a maggot room i'm done oh they hold me in god's [ __ ] damn oh [ __ ] nice thank you okay that's not bad [Music] boss time oh that bump is that i exploited like mad damage this time yeah it's hit or hard synthetic let's [ __ ] go what's this flight and get this color do i take both both hey we're like a demon now let's go leviathan oh is that like a this is what this is called you should become a python you get a level item that fits restaurants oh okay so you get like okay cool cool cool i don't mind that this is a pretty high rest chance now time to die shooting behind me is actually very nice oh and i have flight now that's nice i like that i'm not gonna do the fighting room now because the enemies are probably cringe probably cringe enemies just a wild guess this fly is actually very dangerous you gotta be a little bit more careful i tend to forget you know oh nice that the bomb the fly did it i'm actually done i say it and the next moment i just get hit by it great goodbye poop no goodbye oh [ __ ] this is a cancer boss but there's dead now so it's fine joker let's go hi what do i take boys what do i take right too spooky to me not [ __ ] that thus but whatever a chest another empress wow money it's pretty tanky we go ranger wait i already done this right yeah it's gonna be the back again i guess i'll go next hey mulder how's it going did you know on mobile you can only see streams in 360p that is a lie that is just an outright lie hello enemy two of them got them okay there's a lot of [ __ ] on this jesus and there we go gotta shoot the swoop not gonna take that though nothing gonna give him time to retaliate laser if i had a faster way of recharging it i would probably use it but i don't have that so i don't know what hit me but something did nice but something did large i don't wanna be larger thank you okay based based fly big fly big fly mind you arcade gambling time boys it's probably a [ __ ] waste it was gonna blow up boss no nice now you can see the world all right let's just go to the boston weren't picking up the hearts because i don't have slots for them it's like beyond my max health so i can't do it rip machine nice thank you fly bastards all right hey i gotta fly got him i think the next one is the heart the next boss [ __ ] that this ice man there we go shadow baby do i go hell go to shell okay let's go shadow baby well i mean i have like technically a lot of lives so the room starts with me getting shot instantly that's just i think the game design is just impeccable you know oh [ __ ] he's fast i don't want to be larger i'm large enough is there a large pillow again i'm done all right oh this guy again hello goodbye cool oh he gets one shot nice oh no that was close the stars the bus doesn't take me anywhere is it no having fear against enemies that are like invulnerable from the front sounds like a pretty good thing seems like a pretty good thing i mean super greed can you die thank you thank you fly beast there's the boss okay that fly is hard as [ __ ] man piss all of the go ahead good start oh i didn't get a single rest okay nice good god damn it i'm done i am done those was quick i expected i would listen like one more shot since i have like a two items that give me like uh you know extra lives potential exercise but no i just like instantly lose the run that's just great fantastic thank you genius [Music] goddamn bottle in the ground fifty percent answer yeah i mean still alive i don't know i just kind of expected to work once just once hello monstro goodbye monstro i hate this item it doesn't give me does it just give you money is that all it does like it literally just gives you money that's so bad it's such a [ __ ] [ __ ] item why would you ever want that i'm gonna unlock more items so i can just not get that one that's why i wanna lock items a poop ancient recall was that again that was like more cards no uses three cards at least next level what did we get ancient recall judgment justice nice well okay okay [Music] i didn't have my beloy already that's not good but we got the devil room anyways nice this is i think this is a reset that's a [ __ ] dark stream jesus what do we get wow may i get a good item not this again yeah why not let's do another one like this oh that's very good i like that oh no i'm bigger your reusable assault protection ships very good potentially like super good because if you can like recharge your [ __ ] uh if you can research a lot you just yeah it becomes very nice and they get the meat meat cube nothing else another book let's check out all the rooms as quick as i can now i have like incentive to check all the rooms because if i if i recharge this item more i will get more hearts which is really [ __ ] good i mean always there's a risk because i could take damage but in the end in the end i think it's a good thing okay can you just that thank you jesus grab the other book for double shot buff i i can only carry one book though that's the thing decent chance for a secret room there though you need to touch it what what the [ __ ] and i was not supposed to know that god damn it how was i supposed to know that man uh you don't know why good to know how i was supposed to know that chad told you that sorry subscribe pick it up they didn't say pick it up because if you pick it up once then you will have the permanently they'll just pick it up i was like no i don't want it because i want to have healing instead it's chad said first pick it up because you only need to touch it and that would you'd probably do it but it didn't okay what the [ __ ] i didn't i didn't actually say that so i've just said it now we'll probably pick it up but you know i didn't say it so there's that you know just say it look why don't you just say it oh they're like piercing tears nice looking spiders goodbye spider oh no it's a troll face spider hey very nice i can just like [ __ ] them through the wall nice used book i just did the chat is so still talks you want to play this game i'm like before i even get to do it why do you have to use the book man all i will say is cry about it that's the verdict try about it got them ghosts will you [ __ ] off oh god damn it oh okay i thought i would do a laser i'm done okay nice soap where is he got them uh i'll buy that flight about that i can't buy it oh no is only going to be like uh oh no alberto didn't make the optional decision i can take it that's that's that's you that's that's my viewers that's the people in chat anyways we have half a heart it's fine guys it's fine listen we we're just playing the game and then you know we make mistakes and then we learn it's fine oh no it's the fat guy oh we can shoot two goddamn what color me surprised see and we've got health back look at that the run is going along smoothly today i would say i think you could look at my chin my chin is pulsating chad energy [Music] what is that oh it shoots uh goodbye and we get our health back so it's all good what is that my life saying well it didn't actually do anything so that's great wow thanks look at that oh i got double shot look at that well you know good thing uh i'm making wise decisions and i don't need a chat to tell me what to do wow yeah i think that's a beast see i i just that that first uh level that was like that was actually just a gag that was uh that was a bit because i knew that on this seed you just get the same thing a couple of like levels later anyways that's yeah so stay mad i don't like this at all there oh look at that wow we're doing really good on hearts today i would say i'm gonna stay here so they can't even touch me [Music] you should totally bomb the bottom wall in that last room you know what i'll do i'll bomb the right one in this room instead how about that on the right wall right here wow i can't believe it worked no i don't think i want that actually poop two poops oh my [ __ ] done i appreciate if you will stop doing that they can't actually reach me matt and there we go did i not get the evil room god damn well i got to think it may be smaller so that's nice because i don't like being big holy thing that's probably good i'll take that oh wait actually i get this wow oh [ __ ] money i can probably buy the other thing too if i get three more coins which i probably should yeah should i buy the other hood that i don't use when you get this oh damn i had a mortar oh yeah so i get like charge if i get so i would just like damn okay if i get battery along with that and this is gonna be like super broken jesus i might tell the best damage but myself the variability is pretty pretty good just got it yeah i just gotta get a little bit better damage that i'm fine what the world what in the goddamn it's nasty oh spiders oh no how do i even get close to this [ __ ] god damn all right like this okay the [ __ ] is this there we go bombs for me that's a real or it's the real that looks like a use item i don't want use items i already have a good one i really [ __ ] what is that [Music] foreign do i take this or i'll just let's just decide while i do something else that's not sci-fly it's purple though that ain't safely that's number one fan hello good stream and i'm watching monkey vs lizard again with the family maybe i'll be back but you should try out factorio oh mike what the [ __ ] what uh the baby for the 50 gifts of holy [ __ ] man jesus christ god [ __ ] thank you thank you holy [ __ ] dude last time i got 50 gifts so that was because someone wanted me to wear a [ __ ] meat costume holy [ __ ] oil baron thanks dad what's this mushroom turd supposed to get dizzy it means you have to wear it now nah i think it does ah 150 more i mean you know probably yeah so sounds good are you imprints moment hello goodbye i can't do that god [ __ ] i'm we're going to be hearing the sub sun for quite some time now i think oh i heard you're born guys they're annoying what are you kidding me [Music] they're perfect thank you for the 100 gift subs holy [ __ ] i that's that's fantastic thanks man my god oilers jesus christ now thanks but i don't want reservation let me just say at the end of this god [ __ ] damn oh bumps goddamn i have four coins i probably shouldn't even bother with the shop jesus christ that thing is not gonna go away it's gonna it's gonna be on for the rest of the stream wait do i get this one yeah you do actually everyone who gets the sub now they they can just join the discord for free time to die spider but you gotta link your discord account this dude he's fat oh no oh yeah oh we actually got a we actually got a devil well hey might as well health but at what cost i don't know thanks baby double coins oh [ __ ] are we done here there's a bathroom there's one next board there's a shop i think i'll just go next yeah i think i'll be up here my face is so weird what the hell oh [ __ ] big my god oh stop yeah pay 400 subs good deal i [ __ ] i love that emote it's so good oh honestly i don't understand why pogba did or po pog why didn't pog make it that there which should have made that in newport the pogfish is the best pogba you can't go wrong with it what is that sockets zap hmm i'm getting sucked oh no but it's okay i got my heart back it's like they hurt me they just gave me back my my health basically yeah stop sucking how can i join your your discord again uh but my brain is a pebble uh you need to have a a uh twitch account link that has subscription where you can redeem it with channel points or you can patreon one time you will also have it permanently or you can there's many options there's many options it's all linked in the discord you can join the discord server the the nightbot it's like showing posting it here every half hour and there's also this explanation point discord command um and in the rules channel there is like a section on how to join there's many options can you pog i can get the parking just a big there we go i think that oh [ __ ] oh no god [ __ ] them we're taking some damage [ __ ] those guys this is the depth once i can probably do the boss now oh it just keeps going god damn i like seven close it just keeps falling what the [ __ ] all right meet again now he like follows me okay super meat boy how many get the subs to change your profile picture why would it i know i'm not that's no that's not you know i was gonna do that i'm not about to do that flip the image oh it's like it's like chain i think got that you can just hide in the rock and they'll die what oh [ __ ] but i'm not picking up guppy again because that thing is a [ __ ] scam isn't it although it's technically free because i can just get the health back right like that bam i'm not taking the butter though i don't like butters stupid uh i have 12 i can probably check it out a croissant a red croissant i can buy healing nice camera wrong side oh yeah it is there we go oops i put it there too like now you can't see all my stats correctly you can kind of see it behind the chat but not completely but you would rather see the items right because all this damage up yeah but is it isn't it a used use item oh [ __ ] i don't like this room i don't like this room using the book of revelations makes the floor boss to be one of the riders and the reward to be meat cube oh okay it's a passive damage stands for stronger enemies okay i like that worth worth i think oh [ __ ] can they meet we get stronger though oh [ __ ] donation machine what the [ __ ] one more upgrade i think okay blow it up i can blow it up and buy the croissant one more there we go and we get croissant nice you can just bomb the donation machine for money if you don't have enough yeah that's what i'm doing let's go goodness boy oh [ __ ] oops get him boy oh big money there's more subs than normal yeah there's just so many to 100 holy [ __ ] that's probably the most stubs i've ever gotten like in one in one go ever i hate this room [ __ ] this room there you are thank you can't do the boss because cringe oh [ __ ] oh there we go oh the lightning is so good holy [ __ ] the lightning is insane it's gonna be skeleton hands no just regulars what okay hello poland the lightning is insane i'm just close to something and everything just dies like it's crazy nice the card the empress that's the damage up one right high priestess is mom and empress is like that yeah yeah i think there's an item here oh i click i clicked yeah anyways anyways that is fine don't worry about it it happens the goddamn card we've got a new one though the magician can i bomb my way into the challenge room no that would just be too helpful with it wouldn't it i hate ghosts there we go nice a spider [ __ ] long neck she loves you okay all right oh no it's gurido stop shooting me bastard discount well there's not going to be any more shops after this though because yeah there's usual so that's useless it's actually useless did the shop everything i wanted though didn't i bite what did i buy there hold up oh that that was the shop never mind okay sure my damage change when i go into rooms where is she red she only stomp that's a lot easier that is a lot more manageable oh she does actually [ __ ] off goddammit i thought i had her figure out how wrong was i it was not a meat cube i feel scammed this not full of guppy yeah i think it is hey we got guppy let's go i'll take this though go get some more hearts yeah we got kippy once the cosplay paul i actually haven't uh i haven't done that yet catboy [ __ ] should the next one just be felix done since we got cat yeah i think that would be fitting this one could be felix yeah it will it will it's built now i'm kind of low on health but we got like a lot of hearts and [ __ ] so there's that oh that was a poop what a eight what are eights level this is damage poops oh no there's none of them oh if i i guess i just make flies if i'm guppy is that a thing guppy is really good on holy [ __ ] at the end of this song oh it's over here okay that was all the subs jesus oh i have so many flies holy [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] goddamn regeneration plus hp up what okay if you throw this run i'll draw fat fetish with your character no that is [ __ ] unheard of i'm actually not doing that i you know if it was i no normally i would do it for the joke but i'm just not good i'm just not going to do that straight up it's not happening thank you devonk for giving money to this fam boy maggot with said money we will continue to the cycle a vicious a forever spiraling cycle a cycle with maulbino mauled and screams at chat and contemplate his life chooses because of a video game oh [ __ ] nice oh my god all right [ __ ] off okay now oh they shoot both ways god damn it i fell into it i'm stupid that's why we got a heartbreak i guess so let's go next level no oh no no no no no no there we go that's stupid i shouldn't have done that small based uh super fellow thank you for sub what the [ __ ] is going on there we go there's so many of those little things and these guys die holy [ __ ] having guppy is so good it's actually insane you just get so many flies i think he gave me flying too but i keep it wrong about oh god that's a lot of [ __ ] enemies see one heart one heart oh my god one heart let's go oh those are the small ones okay that's actually broken full heal from this room oh look at that guppy's almost insta win yeah he's super good right the cycle with said money albino will dress in made outfits play smash neuter and who cares he will drink and most importantly our maggot will continue to be our entertainment as long as we throw money at him mad no fat pino no no fat pino i don't think there will be any fat people blah beggar i guess can give us some stuff i don't seem to have any other use of my money so okay all right this one is for the means that we know who fat be no you fat be no fat be no fat be no who fat be no you fat be no fat bino who fat be no you fat be no fat bino fat [ __ ] if they draw that fat art in person nikhil is gonna slow into my dms clubs more bombs epic oh god damn what the hell lord let's go hello little satan man oh what he just [ __ ] gulped on me this guy just keeps teleporting and not doing anything yeah and i get lard dude speaking of fat art don't even think about it what does it take for you to wear a speedo mr streamer man that's [ __ ] speedo no that's not gonna happen the hell yeah goodbye since the win confirmed wow unless you get hit like me like an idiot oh [ __ ] there we go and satan has died based [Music] there we go they guppy yeah people's just free this is mnis last time yeah [Music] do you already seen this unless there's something more to it now since we did it again no view this tongue oh okay so we get more pieces of a picture here when we beat the ball so we gotta kill him like two or three more times play me a game mr streamer man i'm playing a game i think we ordered the music game with kane i think no we didn't because i i threw the run i threw it it's [ __ ] over i got four tokens for eden uh we can do we can do kane sure [Music] let's do a little cane i'm gonna re-roll till i get the item room in the first stage with a good item the usual there we are item room never mind it was apparently a scam is this anti-cute no he really is not he really is not i don't think he is okay i won't draw fat peanut today but tomorrow who knows you're on cable thank you for the five dollars and the threat to my life appreciate it book room i do have a key though what an item what an item what's this then rages building what the hell is this that's meh well i think it's a restart then yeah i think it's a restart we'll just research till we get like a solid like maybe a damage up or some cool modifier it shouldn't take too long just got a re-roll a little bit get a decent seed it's a centaur that's decent okay anyways modest building mold boom there it is hey why hello there my good my kids then you can post it in his discord we can create an emoji out of it imagine all the possibilities fat bino fat bino chat demands fat bino no no i don't even want this to be i haven't even i don't even want this to be a meme like i do it oh jesus pyro has been asking me to play this game called tribal hunter and i even though i promised that i would do it for him i don't want to do it because i i i hate i hate is a strong word man but like fat arch oh man oh man tfw chat is trying to pirate pill albino pirate i'm done oh that's that's good that is good oh so i'm not gonna am i gonna blow up it's gonna be us of course i take [ __ ] damage a box okay wow nice dog [ __ ] oh my god oh my god man hero fans that's great i'll use that next level to stock up on some hearts so i can trade them with satan and then yeah oh my god funny part though is that there is actually a power pill in this game this one makes you larger oh he's blue god [ __ ] damn what does that mean is he gonna just charge then no ah he's gonna shoot bullets i don't like that stop it man stop it oh he's gonna touch me i'll just use this now then i don't wanna die ugh oh the direction of the bullets around them as well that makes it even more cancer my damage my name is k and my damage is trash oh no oh no man said hey i like having them in the straight line like that they're easier to see we got the meat boy thingy one hundred percent chance for devil worm that's actually pretty it's crazy that's pretty crazy come on if i get a bomb i'm gonna blow up this this [ __ ] right there [Music] if i don't get a [ __ ] pentagram in this bathroom or this level room i'm i'm going to lose my hairline gotta drop in the hairline book my damage is so bad kane sucks man kane is [ __ ] trash i hate this character okay this poo poo pee [ __ ] sniffing pirate pill little maggot baby we got keys though what hairline you're wearing a toupee strobe listen you're you're walking on thin ice here buddy you're you're my ah i'm getting ganked i'm my damage is so light i can't even push them away dude this guy's awful oh my god ow what the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] beetles uh unbreakable white i got i got damn please and i've seen only two femme boy outfits make it once every month whoa whoa what oh if you stand still to do damage you don't move and let the ball attack oh [ __ ] i can just brain let this stuff okay wow nice cool story bro i'm just gonna stand still hello hello boss oh [ __ ] it hit me got my [ __ ] down okay oh should i ah take a little nap oh dude oh i think it's a hard game yeah did i win yet no look at that well would you look at that we got some luck too god [ __ ] then why money's power and uh maggots what do we get what do we get fellas both both suck you'll need damage haven't breakable i don't need dabbers right yeah no we're just not gonna no thank you satan i have jesus that's right i'm just going to stand still and read the bible become an immortal this might take a while you know what we we could always just use our attack that's the possibility especially for a room like this disregard damage acquire orbiters this is going to take forever this is actually forever [ __ ] this bible this sucks true got him scam train time did i hear you say ooh let's get it going chats let's go did he even try to attack me my god he just dodged it with a piece of [ __ ] there we go this is gonna take forever and there never walks in a way that i want him to dude oh my god my damage is so bad i should've stood still i should just still i should have just stood still like i always do because this isn't getting me nowhered come back thank you dude i was like damaged yeah i kind of planned for that bastard does he even approach me he does here but he's very good at avoiding my [ __ ] thing apparently [Music] could go make a sandwich yeah i'm gonna go make some food i'm actually hungry so foreign oh my chair is actually very good at video games oh [ __ ] it's better now all right so my dinner my food today is a bread with with a glorious danish liver potato on it and some paprika hmm oh i gotta go get the item nice blueprint is actually pretty good if you get one more ball of bandages you win the game oh [ __ ] based you know what's crazy if you were to leave the chair alone for 30 minutes the child would find it entertaining because we're a bunch of idiots i don't doubt it oh if you see him without moving i mean stadium will be easier to because he actually targets me and his hitbox is gonna like actually touch me um yeah and to go with the liverpool bread slices we got some some apple apple juice orange no it's stupid because in english you have like the the name of the fruit is a color why the orange juice i usually don't drink juice but with this it's nice hmm my god oh i'm so [ __ ] weak i didn't say every fruit i said orange what the [ __ ] i did you guys are [ __ ] stupid sometimes oh my what the [ __ ] got him try kidding me now that's nasty no any more enemies to like hug me look at this [ __ ] hey what is hope there you go cher taught me some things oh my god how do you even get the angel rooms i don't get it i'm goodness i i play this game for like three streams now i've never gotten a single angel room so so uh clearly that's a [ __ ] stupid mechanic we gotta skip double room avoid devil rooms well i didn't i i walked into a devil room but i didn't take the item so because you're back that's right you're good then okay that is nice i like that ah good morning i don't want arcade there's a [ __ ] scam [ __ ] oh of course there's magus i'm just gonna you know what go ahead i can afford to kiss yes troll troll it again well this sucks these enemies are too unreliable man oh hey look at that feet oh give me that oh [ __ ] maggots good [ __ ] nice stealing from orphans the monster i did not steal from reference goodbye difficult game mysterious candy i can stack my spikes that's what i did i suspected as much i'm kind of rich though i got 40 something coins look at that [Music] i hate these guys so much with a goddamn passion [ __ ] off especially when you have [ __ ] attacks because they're not going to approach you so i can't use the chair strat unfortunately it's not possible working about your chair so i can be good at video games at the elf shop in norway you can buy it i think well actually you probably can't because they don't have [ __ ] in stock ever i want to use the book of relations in the boston because i think that changes something maybe i confused the book of relations in there the holy book in the bathroom maybe you know we have a higher chance for the angel room i have to like adjust anyways this might take a little while maybe not it's going pretty smoothly right now thank you chair for this wonderful strat absolutely wonderful these words are actually very good at dodging my oh he's getting hit yet one more such a good strat will it work oh they exactly dodge it every time why okay didn't get any room didn't get another uh [ __ ] sticky ball sad how do we get over there one burning blasts that's probably a bad item sure store upgrade let's go uh did i just go next i think maybe that'll maybe there could be some more rooms but i'm like full health i'll just go next curse of the blind if they jump on me this is gonna be a lot faster go ahead oh they actually don't get closer okay they do be shooting though oh they blow up got them oh my passive item makes me poop that's what it does i just walked back into that nice i'm getting pushed around nice that's actually genius oh cancer got them zacharies thank you for the prime man such if i had mom's knife this would be a lot easier i would do more damage at least nice now [Music] okay be like that [Music] i have a very high chance of getting like an angel or devil room now goodbye [ __ ] consume the enemy all right got him they're going they're getting close that's good this is so dumb it's actually so dumb oh we got an item over here pills oh i could just take that one nice i can't see what it is oh we got that now i can actually get carried by this if i if i absolutely need to done the devil he's giving me head what that mouse do though go ahead jump damage up wow free go ahead goodbye based oh okay nice one we did some damage to him look at that chair you what do you want chair stream oh this isn't damage doesn't damage i could i could get into second phase and then use this strat with rainbow tears i can definitely do it there we go oh just wait oh angel room oh i'll take that i got a crown whatever this is well you can bomb the angel anyways oh now there's three win because this guy can just go around like oh my god this afk will just like hit the [ __ ] yeah we won we basically won now okay these guys are annoying though and the guy doesn't fly so [Music] we'll get him there's a pretty like tight leash so you can't abuse it that much crown of light grants you a stat up if you have full red health oh okay makes sense [Music] wow wow dude nice item so i need to have myself then it actually works but it should be pretty now i have it now i have it so now i have like good tears and [ __ ] [Music] i'm getting carried by my chair hmm she's just chasing that little chest oh [ __ ] those little guys see she keeps chasing those that's so annoying kill mom got him another one she just keeps summing them does she not stomp there we go she can't damage the hand now i'll do more damage if i just stand here this is the quality quality gameplay if you also take damage in the current you lose the stat up but gain then back once you exit the room uh good question yes yes that's me that's my name wasn't it hitting her hitter of course there we go i got a uh devil though [ __ ] mask don't do it take the mask stay holy go angel please okay i'll do angel done i mean it doesn't really matter also i think i missed the item room but i don't really need items this is gonna be a fun run i can tell she just instantly kills her flies the flies as well no not that though great yeah why not this is a good run i think that's pretty good run free free free game activate book of revelations for the four banders girl for boss drop oh yeah i should probably do that i don't get i i can't if i go out now the worm is gonna attack me so i just have to like not i just have to wait until my thing kills it there we go i can live did i just petrify them got them boing what is boeing dude the bike how is my streamer invincible i was going for like 20 minutes so i got an item that if i stand still i just don't take damage it's pretty good bouncy tears all right the righteous ranger thank you for the prime man i'll i'll attack in room until i take damage and lose the buff and then i'll go yeah like now i understand fk because well it doesn't matter these guys though i don't like this guys oh my my my little boy is getting sucked in so probably so hard to hit him but they're going to come for me so this is fine goodbye nice oh my god that here is broken satan just comes up and slaps them okay never mind they do be doing that goodbye hold the door nice chill room hello my god oh he shot goddamn what what they got them oh if this is the boss does that mean that it will be the bandage oh nice that's pretty pretty dope good thing i don't actually have to fight this guy based that's just like big just huge god damn he's gonna do more damage probably uh is there any reason to be here more or am i done here time to go there's no shop there's no why bother i got a woman oh is this guy okay should do with doing some damage that's cool we have here just tears wow okay yeah she's pretty efficient now and i can still hold my own ground with tears so it's fine they're very slow though oh got him you wanna open hello oh my god my tears are so cancer with what i'll just go i'll just do that yeah some shot speed would be nice i think yeah yeah it probably would could really do some shot speed now he's cop he's coping your strat yeah bastard go ahead goodbye it's gonna be easy enough uh oh i got a bookworm oh if you just pick up enough books then okay okay i get it now you just pick up enough books and you get it's not a specific book you just pick up enough books and then you get book one okay yep through the untrue oh no she's just locked onto that is she ever gonna hit it nice nice hello open up thank you we turn into poop that's better equality of course what oh hello no i don't want [ __ ] hearts not one [ __ ] hearts that's for sure do we get more angel chance if we give like money to this guy oh cool slightly higher chance now that's what it's all about oh she's just oh my lord destroying them nice seems good he's gonna stand here oh i gotta go over there and kill that kill the demon bigger for more oh i thought killing beggars would like kind of [ __ ] you over but i guess it doesn't so they kill devil beggars then yeah that's good good to know got him yes matt i think the mulder is molding yeah i think [ __ ] [Applause] where's this go to hell epic shell with curse of darkness let's go try about it oh wow good thing you can't take damage this guy seems strong i'm just gonna casually no hits uh shayhord oh the mouse is in the way okay hold up i'm just gonna put that like here there we go matt nice oh [ __ ] it's a big glitch bye anyways final boss boys will i bait it let's find out what a game let's go i think it's mad i think he's mad boys cry about this i'm gonna go take a piss here we oh [ __ ] the game just beat itself wow smile and there it is good job mr streamer hard fought victory this time around true true boom boom and there it is there we have it jx so now we did the kane you does we haven't done it with evie yet or samson [Music] a little bit eden [Music] that didn't do anything yeah wow good you know what i'm gonna start i'll at least talking [ __ ] it [ __ ] that oh we got guppy's head look at that oh you get holy hearts from that holy [ __ ] i have a holy card and we got the guppy head three damage but we got pretty we are we shoot really fast i've got a [ __ ] skeleton keep coming down oh [ __ ] that's uh there we go and we got a heart let's do the boss i guess it's like a special version of these guys oh [ __ ] lasers goddamn okay oh nice okay good good pretty decent drone so far not gonna complain okay run let's see if we get in the item box i can brew them in can you not stand over there i can't shoot you if you're there thank you this is such a [ __ ] awkward map man what the hell stop hiding you maggots jesus christ who knows the troll spiders use the card i'm gonna get another health either way but i guess is the dagger good oh that fires all right all right now we're gonna go we're gonna do the holy route now because we gotta we got a [ __ ] holy card goddamn holy card let's break some poop free money if you find a bomb that'll be nice like a bomb would be epic now all right next level ago i am more likely to get the holy room if i have a holy heart and [ __ ] one herbert devil room why why do we get one percent devil what did i do wrong is it because i have guppy it's always on second floor oh so here you can't get holy on the first on the second floor down like your first thing cannot be holy is that a bitcoin pay to win what oh my damage is actually pretty bad it ain't good i gotta get a key so i can open that that room we got a minus lock though that's kind of crunch there we go at least at least i shoot a bit fast so like i have bad damage but it's not the end of the world i wonder what the pace to win things nice um i'm gonna have to bump that that uh crate there for these rocks maybe maybe they'll get a key inside oh oh there it is and if i bump up here there's a chance for a secret room but didn't get it nice let's see what we get item item item where the [ __ ] was item not here apparently i wanna go get it down okay yeah i have goldfish memory push of the dog what's this oh [ __ ] okay that's gonna be a bit weird to fight with but it's infinite range oh yeah it is nice not bad but of course it's a bit weird to use but but whatever [ __ ] score smith with someone [ __ ] got them yeah i'm not a big fan of this there he goes if i can use my mouse for this though that would be sick oh based i guess i'll do angel i think i'll do angel do you have a lisp no do i i mean you guys would should be able to tell right oh my god this thing is really staying with if i get like instant tears or something like i can shoot faster tiers this is going to be good but without faster tiers this is like aids uh i need some synergy with it uh for natural bomb this this map is so big what the [ __ ] this is huge oh my god thank you pray for a miracle what the [ __ ] what are those two oh they because they don't take damage on the first hit that's actually very nice remember this is like one of the best items you can get on the lost if you have this in the last like it's [ __ ] broken as [ __ ] because he he's like a character that gets one shot it takes a bit getting used to this [ __ ] like this with like a brimstone or something would be nice because then you can just like or just laser a bit of sweet oh my god big maps with this sony because it's like you lose your aims on the other side of the map you gotta bring it back go on then all right boss time wait not what there's more big heads thank you as [ __ ] though will he die today oh my god jesus nice piss nice okay what's that stand still like this it's pretty good nice piss oh holy room [Music] hey what are these can you take both only one so didn't do anything oh great okay let's just go next time i wonder what this white thing does though until i convert some bullets back i guess cool that needs a better damage dude i would rather not have this aiming thing it's stupid it's really not it doesn't like it doesn't give me damage or attacks but i don't think it's just stupid actually just dump damage oh my god does it though i don't see it see it's doing any damage to them nope this sucks man i hate this also if rosemary if the thing doesn't give me like his prevention for the first hit what does it do then jesus reagan thank you for the prime man i don't have any keys great all right may i have a single key thank you very much nice matt [ __ ] this aiming [ __ ] the moon oh hello thank you faith let's go faith gang nice analog stick is a better version uh yeah maybe i should i could i could go get a controller i have it right there should i should i maybe play this with the controller instead would that help big time no with the 360 it helps yeah i think i think so too if i if i'm using this if i'm attacking it with this crosser i think the controller will help i'm pretty sure that it would be better let's try i think i might have to restart the game though i probably have to restart the game okay let's just try it later i guess let's do this for now i gotta get i did get a key nice wait have not been here this sucks ugh oh i hate this [ __ ] aiming man and if the game saves i could probably just close it and open it again with the controller right it does yeah it says after every floor so i would have to do the the but it would start here with a start at the beginning of the floor beginning take the baby i'll take the baby oh if he will like charge exactly when you need him to that's actually good he will he will like release the moment it's ready that's that's actually sick so you don't have to like think when it's ready you will just do it automatically certainly suddenly we have some decent damage god damn it you [ __ ] oh my god madeline the tank cursed okay so we could go next now and then save let's try it i'm doing angel run angel yep [Music] we have to actually change to it there we go there we go that's better that's way better thank you yeah it feels way better how to use items there we go why is my head [ __ ] up my it's on the right now where's my head like up like way up there what you're playing true okay great nice i literally just have like the accuracy of this laser is [ __ ] insane wow i dare say that's pretty good bum i really rolled him yeah i feel bad what's this it looks good no no no no no no no no no no wait good okay i'd read a lot what's this some text bad that's also bad phd oh is that the pill thing you get like you know what the pills are i'll take it something's wrong a better better pet sip cool uh no we're playing this but the controller is so much better oh my god this is so much better god damn ribson is not doing that much damage though he's like okay but there was one of them can like track him with a [ __ ] brimstone shot that's super nice go on see you uh there's a thing up there i don't know what that is gamer god this is wrong with eating yeah we're not running it in we have eden that's why i'm going with like i it again the rune wasn't like amazing or anything but it's eden so i my standards are lower ah oh okay i'm done how are you doing my game by the way do you know your lover pirates by the stream soon on twitch she just uploaded a bit on youtube nice he's streaming tomorrow right i think it was tomorrow there we go an actual key i mean amazing hit him in 40 minutes oh god damn i guess we could where's the item room though where's the [ __ ] what have we been there [ __ ] so guys i'm going live on twitch he was going to play minecraft i would have been here epic yeah that was where i rerolled the phd i think [ __ ] michaels god damn it it's spawn on me kill me i gotta keep open the chest down there so i'm gonna do that the big yellow chest usually worth opening i got a key refund too perfect there it is i'm probably going to end the stream in 40 minutes so might as well read if i have the chance [Music] big troll epic no point in checking the shop sniper look at that thing [ __ ] behind me got them there were three it looked like one but there were three i'm done got him angel room what is this invincibility has a cost is this good no breath of life well i guess no angel done i go for angel rooms and i just get dog [ __ ] amazing hello nice magician nice we got here money is power well some damage [Music] oh [ __ ] tears and shot speed kill it we'll just push him into the spike in his easy game damn well i guess it's boss time oh he's sick oh emily this is so scuffed yes oh i shouldn't stand over there that's not smart come on come on engerland i'm to keep taking damage cringe [ __ ] there we go six damage is okay i'm getting somewhere what challenge no i don't think i will oh great great great there goes my hearts oh great scum nice rigged room yeah i i just have really bad damage my office is trash i do have the baby but it's not it's not that great my angel rooms have been dog [ __ ] i mean i've been getting angel loops but they're trash so nice rip run hit him come on ingerland your damage is so bad it's taking forever to clear any room with this oh nice nice boss no just hmm i can't go though i have phd but i haven't like found it's not a single pill basically a completely worthless phd nice nice room nice nice double boston that's great there we go where's this [ __ ] boss man i'm getting sucked dude okay please let me find the boss man come on man there we go i just got around heart cool okay oh my god the amount cope i think we're good if i can only find a [ __ ] master this we're done here nope let's lose not have you played hades yeah hey this was okay not like great or anything but it was okay i shouldn't give money because i my money my money is damage i shouldn't there we go this is really up here it's actually further oh my this level is so big this level is working huge man nice goddamn is it impossible to find a [ __ ] boss man oh my god oh it creates spikes sometimes there it is okay this wasn't too bad come on england she better die goodbye wait what no no extra goddamn all right glitch baby this little brim also fire was marked yeah yeah it does ah didn't order the deal yeah i don't i don't know why i didn't go i couldn't go further i think it's gonna be for today though it's been four hours started a bit late though and it's reaching midnight today's been kind of crazy though with [ __ ] 100 subs holy [ __ ] that's insane how do you feel captain i'm a bit tired i'm a little bit tired as you can probably tell anyways good night thank you for stopping by i'm gonna i'm gonna edit a bit on my main channel and then play some minecraft and go to bed thanks for stopping by i'll see you tomorrow at six um yeah that's gonna be it have a good one fellas and do take care bye

Channel: Albino Archive

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Length: 242min 12sec (14532 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 07 2021