Jump King - New Babe + DLC Part 2

[Music] hey [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] balls [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] brand new [Music] hello uh good morning chat [Music] i was actually going to play that i actually played that soundtrack file before you asked oh wow thanks my favorite fellow i clean and jerked as much as you weigh this morning so feeling pretty good okay thank you for the tier one plasma fix did you actually drink pink yesterday i think i made that very clear but i did it was good i don't i'm tired of like pretending it's not [Music] i'm tired of pretending it's not my camera isn't plugged in let's fix that [Music] [Music] okay let's try again okay you don't know uh [ __ ] camera man where is it [Music] blue [Music] blue this happens when i reset my camera it's weird i know [Music] a pilgrim it's great [Music] it's good the music is a bit loud though still haven't woken up completely i've i've i'm gonna make it a thing i'm never going to stream uh while i'm eating breakfast i need i need like an hour at least to wake up wake up completely you know but now i went out i got some some red bull i got some snooze i went for a little walk you know the morning routine and now i think it should be a bit more well off [Music] don't know ten dollars will you think pilkey and account for me i mean i don't have i don't have pepsi right now so no i don't have it man [Music] i gotta warm up [Music] yeah i'm like uh i gotta wake up warm up i don't have a feel for the game right now that's a problem gotta get a feel for it you know that's just [ __ ] scary i like the music here though music gear is nice we're jumping today yeah uh wait you know how much pain you're about to put yourself through right uh like the dark area looked pretty scuffed yeah i'm probably gonna fall down a lot but hopefully i won't fall all the way down to the the bastion or whatever that would suck because then you're back at like doing [ __ ] uh romanian [ __ ] again whoops [Music] how close have you gotten i don't know uh i don't know i don't know where to end this so yeah so there's that [Music] great [Music] okay dude [Music] it's all the way there it's like a super small one yes good morning is this on the [ __ ] bird thing oh it's right under that bird okay shackleberry thank you for the best man good morning good morning that is easy i don't know exactly where it is [Music] hello doodles molding already no the thing is that like when i play this game i don't mold my chat does my chat malt i realized this yesterday that my chat is actually more modern than me [Music] hello zombies human yes i'm not mod you are okay let's make that very clear boys [Music] okay [Music] i want to warm up a bit more before i go for those jumps just get used to the controls for a bit i wish this game had like a practice mode that you can go into before you like risk your run this is why i didn't want to quit yesterday because if i do then i'll have to warm up again [Music] so i should be able to make stuff like that with like no problem this too yeah that's fine it takes you a little bit of a while to like get a feel for the game and be able to do jumps consistently [Music] like that [Music] dark templar is scuffed but the stein next style makes me cool yes it looks really cool yeah but the [ __ ] platforms it it looks like it's the worst one yet it looks like it's gonna be the worst one yet and the the bastion below this one is obviously a lot more precise and difficult than this one but here you like it it's invisible platforms and like it's pretty easy it's this area i like this area you know but then then then let me show you then you have right you have um this wait is it here where's the gun let me show you who haven't played this game before there is something very scary about this level and it's to the left on the left side of the screen if i can only make it over there that would be nice here it is that's a one-way ticket to the previous area and you on the end and the end of this stage you got to make a jump that the risks falling down they're kind of like the uh the white castle uh it's essentially the same thing in that but now it's on the left side it's on the right and on the area where you have to reveal the platforms on the left left and right on top of this place um you have to risk falling down there twice i think uh no actually three times three times you have to risk it the first two are the worst the last one is kind of simple because you can just undershoot it and you're fine the first you can't really do that so it's a bit but with some good positioning and uh a little bit of warm-up i should be fine see here if you overshoot this you might potentially fall in here and if you do you're back to the [ __ ] to the ruins i like to call them i think they're called like the last frontier or some [ __ ] have you considered the player played already getting over it oh yeah after this game we have to finish this one first and all the way at the top on the last area is called its balls because you can fall on both sides yep can't wait [Music] so this one here i think i should be like kind of warmed up for this [Music] maybe we'll see okay i am let's go and that the plot from the light platform up there is the last time we have to like risk falling down here if i can just make that jump there's a platform there that you have to like can i turn up brightness no i don't think i can that's too short you do like almost a full hop i think there we go see it's much safer to just undershoot that because if you overshoot it you're [ __ ] dead i think i got it now here we are black sanctum this one is like as you can see it's pretty it's pretty tough it's pretty tough laura's on the other side on this side of the map people got turned to stone from a weird sickness because they angered some gods or some sacred animals been a while since i played this game but it was was way into it at some point cool this is like pretty precise it's intimidating as [ __ ] though because if you fall on the left then it's like essentially gg i think if you fall on the left here you fall all the way down to the um uh to the frontier which will suck but yep let's just pray that we don't over suit it i suppose [Music] we'll do that now i might yeah that's fine should be able to walk all the way over here no that's a bit too far it's hard because i have a visual reference there but the bro the brightness is so dark that i can't really see it it's like a crack in the wall somewhere [Music] in the light there's still daylight so it's kind of the the light reflects on the screen and i can't really see it probably but yeah i do have it though see i could i don't really have it though [ __ ] still just have to get a feel for it now [Music] that's fine i don't think i will how many hours are you in uh five on this dlc i this this run is like five hours long [Music] i'm like severe i don't need to like understood it that hard that's just stupid but again i mean it's better than falling all the way down i guess that's fine oh that's bad or not real okay no oh actually actually well you get thrown in here if you do that do you so if you fail up there you don't really get sent all the way you get like sent kind of a little bit far i guess [Music] [Music] that's nice oh yeah look at that there's like [ __ ] there's a [ __ ] slope there dude there's a slope you actually don't get sent all the way so this this next black area is not that bad i didn't think about that god damn even if oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] is fine why did i even but what did i water what did i worry it's going to be fine what happens if you buy higher roller but no server access no if you get high roller then you will get server access if you redeem that you'll just get everything basically like it's one million points at that point you you just get a free pass into the server for sure hi streamer hi beautiful chatters hello pasta welcome welcome back good to have you did i overshoot this last time or did they understood it i forgot this is a full jump it's not a full jump though that was really scary if i felt a little bit further left there would've been a disaster i guess there's some angles here you really don't want to fall in this bus oops yummy monthly money from mommy okay [Music] oh that jump is still [ __ ] me up man thank you for tier one it's not a full jumper okay so it's like almost a full jump it's like this that meme again there we go perfect okay one map higher this area is not nice the jump i have to do after this one like this one is fine but one after well it's the same isn't it it's the exact same jump why am i modding it's a bad jump though doing a jump up like that is kind of aid um and after that i'll go right left and then do a high jump left again or do it i will have to end up on the one to the right on the top there i think that's the only way i can scout them up above you can go wait what you can go on the right platform and do max wall jump on this map at the bottom part okay that's that's pretty good okay so this one is just going to be like a medium dog [ __ ] and i [ __ ] it up but i'll just get sent there's this it's fine [Music] completely undershot that [Music] hello aboriginal codes this is going good woke up not too long ago just slamming right [Music] now a full wall jump wait nice nice troll [Music] nice troll oh to the left wait ah look at that strats struts now i skip the jump and i have a guaranteed jump here that's very good that's actually very good [ __ ] okay it's gonna be almost close to that it was tight man next man it's annoying you can't you can't bounce off the edge of the map so you just get like slide you just slide all the way down if you [ __ ] it up [Music] yes [Music] yikes [Music] man [Music] okay wait [Music] i shouldn't do that that was a bad idea i should do i should just do it normally this is the this is the bad part about this because i [ __ ] this up if i [ __ ] this up now it's very very bad like that that's very bad that's very very bad that's not good at all it's a big reset very big [Music] i was hoping that wouldn't happen oh no okay back here again [Music] and let's play the way i've used to going for like setups like that could just confuse me really [Music] sorry feeling right now enjoying the game yeah the game is a lot of fun man but i'm like a bit more comfortable with this with the cereal now but i mean the last area the last part after this is like pretty painful it's pretty precise you know [Music] that's bad i think this is like okay that's fine that's fine it's not the one that sends me back to like [ __ ] romania [Music] [Music] [Music] i [ __ ] it up that's the worst one if it turns now i'm going to set recently it didn't turn good thank god [Music] now we're back here again this is like this is the last this is previous stream again let's go back to romania i think in these areas the game could have used some more checkpoints there's like proper checkpoint i mean honestly if i didn't [ __ ] up the jumps back up to um you know to the black sanctum i would have been fine but then again if i was warmed up like yesterday if i if i was still playing last night it would be fine matt this jump is done the third one is worse about checkpoints nice i can't wait because this point is getting kind of tedious honestly it's getting kind of tedious not gonna lie it's just like genuinely annoying if wind was consistent rather than another cycle yeah yeah if wind was like the same basically every time we've been fine but it's just not oh that's bad i was being a bit too fast there i [Music] think it's a little bit too fast a little bit faster than i should have tried to win but again again since i jump with the wind i can't fall down to the white castle but it just it won't happen basically [Music] okay that jump is still being stupid that's great the third one has my favorite area just for the name the bog [Music] can't wait to go through the bug yeah the 30 lc is going to be fun i i've heard it's in the 30 i'll see the hardest one i can just get progressively harder this place isn't too bad except for like that this area plus this area is easy that's the thing is it's easy but combined with the fact that it's like still punishing you fall down there all the time and the wind can [ __ ] you up down all the way to the ice area solid it's just not a good time you know well that's just sad [Music] come on there we go this might be bad but i barely made it jesus used to go away and up we go [Music] this area is probably the most intense air in the game as far as i've seen like this is the most intense area for me so far the jumps here are so [ __ ] precise they're so precise it's insane there's always a looming threat to the [ __ ] wind in the next area like if you fall wrong here the thing is that it's intense because if you fall wrong it's a reset to the uh wet castle potentially if you're if you're just unlucky basically that's what i don't like like literally just this is just bad luck and you're back at the white castle [Music] best case you fall to the bottom of this area [Music] a new white castle you got to do the thunder jump again and you might have to do the ice area again and it's like i don't like that really [Music] that could be bad no like i said by the wall no i'm [ __ ] though no i'm not what this [ __ ] win tricked me again [ __ ] i'm done i thought the wind was gonna be on for a bit more [ __ ] over you have any mods for gambles [Music] there's no gamble done [Music] there we go i hope the third dlc doesn't have a wind area that would suck i'm tired of wind better than the base game we had in this mod or dlc for the next dlc i can do without wind ice sure snow sure long forms that's fine wind [ __ ] off it's annoying [Music] oh my god why did i do that okay it's fine actually the piano song was on for like 0.2 seconds i'm i i uh yeah anyways anyways uh yeah no we're back at it again this area have you considered jumping better i'll i'll try i'll try this they'll see lc might take a while the jumps are very precise in this one [ __ ] the the frontier man it's so it's so aid it's so [ __ ] good he gotta do so many precise jumps and press in like succession before he gets anything i really like the ice area the first game the place was [ __ ] dead before the tower and the cathedral because then you had a cathedral which could think a theater was like a 100 like confirmed this is a [ __ ] uh this is a checkpoint you know you you cannot fall down from the cathedral i i appreciated that at least you had that [Music] at least he had that [Music] this part still gave me aids [Music] man this is bad this is terrible awful i miss the cyclics hope there we go as if he didn't already have aids okay oh well we landed here it's fine this is why i would this is why i wanted to do warm-up this is why i wanted to the warm-up i should there should be a there should be like a practice thing in this game so that when you're like a picky playthrough you could just jump some platforms get the hang of it you know i mean i'll get it eventually you know and get back in into the game zone into the gamer zone and just nail it but yeah hope cope they open the window it's getting hot in here [Music] that's me this game is stressful man i was really hoping i could just like not do this area again i was really hoping for that because this area is like tight my butthole has never been tighter than when i finished the last area of this [ __ ] biome [ __ ] clenched absolutely clenched there we go [Music] so the right way no that's the wrong way i i i just assumed i knew the way and i jumped the wrong way i had it i had it but i just like i'm just gonna jump right instead of left and just not check i'm just not gonna check okay it's fine [Music] there we go [Music] that's it um this should be the next last map i think there's like one more after this actually never failed this jump let's make this the first okay or not [Music] right now it's the right there we go i think i said it looks a bit worse than this but yeah hi i'm new here hello new i'm streamer [Music] welcome this jump is a cop these three drums this is what i'm talking about three very these these are actually very personal the first one is but the next one is not really but the third one kind of is it's a bit it's a bit eight the punishment is pretty rough so let's just medium jump the [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] and [ __ ] that up that wasn't too bad [Music] oh no oh that's that's actually pretty rough that's pretty rough i don't want to hear city music in this area get me out of here give me get me out of here all it took was one wrong jump [Music] cope there we go first time seeing this game and it already looks like a mega code it it very much s i've done this area like three times now but i've still have to do it again because i fell in the wrong spot on the top of the next area that's the call literally if you if you overshoot a jump on the top of the next area you fall all the way down here almost four hours playing and almost no progress btw number to the black sanctum though i just fell once [Music] how much copium have you gotten today uh two pouches thank you for the bits about the renault and thank you for the sub dr dot madness appreciate it that was way too short that was way too short [Music] come on [Music] it's an oddly satisfying thing game though when you do nail those jumps it feels good but again i think it's the game's a little bit too much punishing i mean i guess it's a it's a streamer meme game sure it's trying to like uh get a reaction of the out of the player and that's why it's big but like still [ __ ] [Music] i just like enjoying games you know i'm just stubborn to give this one up so i'm just gonna be stuck here i guess that's too high yikes there's a backup strat though so that's fine left this time yeah there we go oh that was actually very close thanks [Music] yikes [Music] i'm done this is not romanian okay good thank god this level is a cop man this little specifically i don't want to fall down there again but it's like you know you get better at it the thing the the the game isn't about like getting to the top fast it's like getting and falling down enough so that you can like just nail the previous area to teeth so that you get more tries at doing the area you actually like made it to that's like the the thing you just do these like previous levels so many times like you can't fade them anymore you just do just [ __ ] nail them every time you learn like [ __ ] every nook and cranny every strat to make it faster and just more safe and more consistent and eventually you just grind your way to the top this is just a test of patience at some point [Music] i really don't like overshooting this one the previous this one is fine because there's a bracket but [Music] this is where it gets scary because here you fall you might just go pretty [ __ ] far there we go that's too high oh it wasn't too high holy [ __ ] that was that's that's where positioning comes into place if i was standing a little bit further left on the previous platform i would have won but since my positioning was like good uh it was fine that's bad that's actually nice though i didn't fall too far unlike the fact that you can fall from black sanctum back to norway no that's it's it's it sucks but that's just the way it is [Music] that's a bit too high i was so [ __ ] close to not working oh i that's never happened before yex [Music] nice here we go wait do i is that all with that oh that's actually all the way down yes what a cop jump [Music] [Music] that's fine [Music] [Music] what did that [Music] this is a very good warm-up though nuclear thickness thank you for the tier one man for the prime actually oh that's very bad whoops well wind there there you go lucky wind didn't get punished rng by the way there's no way we could i could have kept track of the wind cycles up there so like it's just rng like it's not rng it's on a consistent cycle when you're not in the map but like still it's it's basically random rng will be the proper term this is bad though probably no it's not okay it's fine why am i [ __ ] at that jump though should be able to make this it's such a risky like time save like if i if i [ __ ] that up i will fall all the way down to the start of this area basically not all the way but like more or less to restore this i will skip this i swear to god if people can actually have the patience to speed on this oh no speeding is way a minute you need to have like uh what that was at the beginning of the [ __ ] cycle [ __ ] off man i guess i was positioned wrong speeder thing is this this is like there's there's way worse to speak games to speeder than this this game is consistent this game is like a speed runner's [ __ ] dream it's as far as i can tell there's no rng [ __ ] there's no long cuts in for the intro you just get straight to the game and if you [ __ ] up your [ __ ] start over again it's fine you know this is like the best game for speedrunning it doesn't get better than this the game has also been sold you just gotta get good at jumps because like in this in the speed run it's different because in a speed run like if you [ __ ] up you have to restart entire run anyways so if you [ __ ] jump in this game you don't get sent back like a couple of levels you get set back to the start of the game because you're not fast enough that's that's that's how punishing is the speed and there's either way the speeders already have like [ __ ] godly patience like they don't there we go thank you so that's no problem super speeder under this i would argue this is a good game a little bit boring because again i don't think it can be like optimized that much further but you know that's probably fine [Music] anyways back here again [Music] i should more or less remember this but that doesn't have to do that do you go out here and then yeah it's been a while since i've been sent here like it's been it's been a minute but it's good for warm-ups wouldn't you say so i gotta be able to do i gotta be able to do them like that to beat the next areas anyways so if i can't beat that i have no business being there [Music] they gotta be able to do that a [ __ ] up like that in the later areas will send me back three stages so i gotta just get good wrong way nope i saved it last second why do i find this jump so hard i don't understand it that specific jump is really hard for me [Music] [Music] why is it so hard i don't get it [Music] okay [Music] that's not supposed to jump dlc is harder than the best game yeah yeah 100 the best game is like i could probably beat the game's best game in like i could probably basically beat the game i could probably beat the base game pretty fast at this point because it's just so much easier than the dlc from the jump oh we [ __ ] up the thunder drop back to the icer potentially [Music] now we press the hard part though please thaw that was close though yikes [Music] yes why did i understand that twice now jesus second time [ __ ] that [Music] so i guess i can still do this area almost consistently i don't know why i'm [ __ ] up the last jump though that's like weird it's not even that hard there we go if i [ __ ] up that the start of that area is a bit more aged than that part i suppose but yeah and this is like my least favorite part like doing this like wall jumps here i don't know why but i just like i can't i just can't i'm very bad at them not very good [Music] man jesus christ they're not even hard but i just i can't do them for some reason [Music] yes [Music] [Music] well listed and overshooted right [Music] [Music] why the [ __ ] that up all the time man [Music] [Music] that jump man [Music] those platforms [ __ ] with me man i don't get it this one this [ __ ] wait can i can i just like no you can't do that okay maybe if i position it differently i can but [Music] perhaps [Music] yikes [Music] [Music] oh [Music] you announced the multiplayer for this game jesus that'll be the most like boring little player one player is just gonna get ahead and like leave the other one behind right i guess it might be fun if you like racing but it's gonna be very frustrating for one part maybe not actually people are gonna fall down and catch up to each other i kinda wanna play that actually they bump into a shoulder okay that's [ __ ] terrible [Music] that's [ __ ] awful as if the game isn't bad enough already like what the [ __ ] man just let me let me get the jump man [Music] [Music] yes [Music] there we go at last back to this [ __ ] back to the sad violent music book [Music] i i really wonder like how easy it's going to be to go back to the main game after this like when you're used to these jumps being so [ __ ] hard when you go back to the main game like how easy is it actually going to be also as for getting over it i'll play it after i'm done with this game not immediately after but i will have to at least finish this first i'll do one meme game at a time okay one straight post at a time so [ __ ] on the way speed on the main game i can do it i can do it like that after i did this seizure probably after both dlcs [Music] has uh has like forsen an xqc beat in this uh dlc i'm pretty sure forcing that because he he seems like he got like really good at the game at some point oops forza played like two years ago or something okay i just don't want to make that fall you know i want to stay way on the ledge so i don't do the [ __ ] meme thing where i fall down again there we go expecting jump king jumps to your list video i mean no i was like close to failing that it should work yeah oh if you bounce into that wall before you hit the slope that's when you fall down that's when you fall down i get it now you just gotta not hit the wall first let me get some food real quick so i'm gonna go to the bathroom gaming listen i would love to uh don't pause the game and let you listen to the terrible music of the stage that i'm like [ __ ] tired of hearing but there's a wind boys i'm sorry i don't want to get caught by the wind there's also junking plus which is a mod including a bunch in the areas cool i don't think i need more pain especially not pain made by the like mothers i kick what the developers make is probably enough for me i undershot it that's [ __ ] dude yikes that's a new one why did that happen i don't think i understand it because now i did not hit the wall because that the wall was noticed it was something else then it was definitely something else why does that happen because i seemingly do the same thing every time and i don't understand why it sometimes sends me down and sometimes sends you up it's really weird maybe i just don't understand how slopes work maybe you're supposed to be like pushed up the slope by the wind and if you catch the slope too late uh it will just not do that romania is time wasting yeah i think i've spent like i think my place would have been like uh i could have cut like an hour of playtime if the wind wasn't the factor because again it's [ __ ] it's like [ __ ] up some money of my fault i gotta wait to do my jumps uh like now i just like stand there like a [ __ ] for two seconds before this thing goes and then now i [ __ ] it up but i gotta like wait again and now i can jump it's a bit annoying i'm not a big fan of that i'm not a big fan of like cycle based time space mechanics they're annoying now it literally just waited for like a couple of seconds it's it's tiring that's the shit's just tiring now wait here for a bit and now we can maybe make a jump there we go perfect i'm gonna rush into that then miss the wind there but as i catch the wind on the end there that means that the cycle is going to be against me when i come up here i jump up here and just wait for a couple of seconds more i'm copying i'm actually now actually starting to cope boys pog finally coping getting upset [Music] and now we'll just do the 50 50 jump that i don't really understand how it works because it's not very clear somewhere in the middle then yeah so that's not that three not not that close not that close i'll be kind of quick on this though so i can catch this jump i don't get it what all countries you've been to of mr by now norway sweden finland denmark i don't know why that japan spain greece america um probably forgetting something poland poland russia oh no not a hard reset though is poland really a country though i don't know i'm not sure about that one boys out new zealand i'm never going to australia or new zealand probably i don't like spiders though i knew this one was gonna fail yikes now we're back to this place oh [Music] never thought of coming to italy yeah i mean it's full of italians they have good food it's like pros and cons here how about slovakia sound appealing i mean sure i don't know which walk is steven i've never seen slovakia on the map come to belgium come here come here let me just like let me just do a round trip around the entire globe okay i want to visit this is the balkans it's under poland oh that's not okay so i've basically been there then poland was nice though what's the capital of uh slovakia that sounds so [ __ ] european holy [ __ ] ah [Music] yeah okay [Music] thanks i can do some jumps here without looking though because i'm just like it's just muscle memory i could probably play this game blind at this point or at least this stage because i've been here for so long oh my my oven is hot hold up [Music] bro this lava believe that's [ __ ] slob in the name i'm done [Music] [Music] there we go and up we go and now we're doing the funny jump and this is actually a new category of phone and jumps funny jumps that are just like practically [ __ ] rng and we got it it's like a one in eighth chance that you're gonna [ __ ] this jump up for no reason whatsoever other than some like very niche positioning that i don't really understand thank god i usually get stuck here this long before i make it here holy [ __ ] felt like forever [Music] what about here in brazil shitty country but still a good place not to visit tort don't come here you will be robed yeah white person with phone nuts that phone is going to disappear like like that you will get shot in brazil i don't want to get killed and i want to get robbed i don't want to get bit by a [ __ ] tiger i think i'll stay in norway for now [Music] oh great i mean it's kind of the same in like uh middle europe or if you go to like a tourist place in middle europe you're probably going to get scammed at left and right no matter where you go i mean like if you go hey if it's the touristy area like in poland there's a lot of that in spain southern spain like tourists out in spain is like [ __ ] full of tourist traps holy [ __ ] [Music] but then warsaw it wasn't actually like that and we saw what it's not like a big tourist area so was [ __ ] chill no one tried to like be like hey you should buy this thing or come with me to this bar and get scammed and like get held at gunpoint by a [ __ ] gopnik with a gun when you refuse to pay for that [ __ ] 1 000 euro champagne [Music] in barcelona that's the rambus ramblas ramblas is that isn't that isn't the entirety of barcelona just like a giant tourist trap i've never been to barcelona i lived in spain for a year but i never went there because it sounds like madrid barcelona uh it's big cities kind of avoid them i'm so happy that i chose bilbao as my city to live in spain because it's like no tourists not tourists only like uh art students from [ __ ] britain come to uh bilbao people interested in culture come there cultured individuals such as myself reside in bilbao and enjoy the fine wine and cheese okay no american white girls [Music] [Music] are you in the region yeah or i know and no party swedes no party suites in bilbao that's like so that's so nice oh my god no swedish no swedish tourists no norwegian tourists oh my god sorry made the [ __ ] up that was terrible you go to like a tourist trap in the in middle europe it's going to be like a boomer norwegian boomer hell only going to be like families down there an aid thanks oh i overshot it but i [ __ ] god [ __ ] damn i think it was because the other guys are kind of knowledgeable of warsaw no we literally no no we just walked around i was literally i mean i went on my own i went on a little uh scooter like a little uber bike and uh just went around town and explored everything like that was my i think the most um enjoyable part of my warsaw trip was that mia and ron mayer went on like uh electric scooters and just explored around like randomly and we went all over town i went to like the old town and all over the place uh the only thing that was kind of a sketch about the warsaw was when we were at the restaurant and like a little gypsy child comes up with an accordion and just like stares with like completely like dead like [ __ ] place the accordion like this and then the waitress comes up to us like oh yeah watch out for the children because the children can't be punished by the law and they will probably steal your phone i was like okay jesus that was one time one time okay yikes [Music] [Music] yeah because they used they basically use children to to do the stealing and stuff like that because they can't get caught really they can't be like what are you gonna do against the child like did he ask you can't think of any games on your phone did he ask if you had any games on your phone no the kid was just standing there with an accordion it was so weird i hate that's like my least favorite part about oslo is when it comes to like a hobo or like i guess hobo like uh i get i think they're i think they're gypsies they come up with accordions and they have they have a cup attached to the accordion and like they should literally shake it in your they don't say anything they just shake a cup with some coins in it and your face they're just like they walk up to you look at that in the eye and just like shake money give give give money give money like there's nothing that no no no dialogue or anything it's like give it hand it over like [ __ ] off if you want to be charitable donate to like a charity or some [ __ ] i've never never ever giving money to a homeless person like just like that ever it's not gonna happen [Music] [Music] beggars make far more than i think dude literally i met a guy at oslo airport when i was going to russ gilder festival in denmark in like 2013 i think 2011. and uh he told me he was gonna go to berlin and beg for money because you make like a hundred dollars a day by doing that it's sad he makes like more he makes more money than a guy in the u.s working at a [ __ ] mcdonald's just begging at the street in berlin [Music] so coyote thank you for the 421 subs man that was the black pill of the day it was like it's so chill to just hang up with my friends in berlin and beg for money [Music] like jesus christ man on [Music] like he literally funded plane tickets to go to berlin to beg more by begging it's insane [Music] just like oh i'm gonna give i'm gonna give like two dollars to this hobby so he can buy himself something to eat so like now it's gonna get a plane ticket to go like invest in begging oh i shouldn't talk while playing i should be quiet like it's really it's i'm not good enough at this game to like talk at the same time i'm not a very good streamer so but the more i [ __ ] up the more i talk the more i'm gonna [ __ ] up the more i like go about ransom the more i rant about hobos the worse my gameplay is gonna be boys brace yourself i swear in 2030 there's gonna be a hobo on the street he's just like dressed up as a hobo or something and this he has like a phone in his pocket where he invests in cryptocurrency with the money that you trade them and you're gonna pay him through like a digital means so he's just gonna instantly invest in some [ __ ] coin and get [ __ ] rich right because it's just free money anyways clip it and ship it boys it's going to happen los angeles los angeles sigma grindset hobo he's going to be a ceo one day start small it's passive income literally you're getting free money from people [Music] horrible coin gypsy coin [Music] oh why did i walk god damn it there are some like actual like people who are going through a rough spot though and you can usually tell but can you because they would have like sign up being like hey i i've i [ __ ] up they're like face down on the street they're like i need money to just like get somewhere or or something like that and it can be genuine it can be literal people in need but you can't know that that could just all be like something on display that they just do to win your like uh empathy or whatever so that you will give them money and it's not even [ __ ] real so that's why it's just like yeah maybe i helped him out maybe he's just like greedy and wants to like play on your feelings to get money it sucks but that's basically like the the real like rationale why i don't give one of the hobos but i don't think that's something you should even have to rationalize why are you giving random people money like i don't want to it's my money it's ira gamba yeah but there's literally no returns like i don't know man [Music] why did i undershot that like five times in a row it's kind of like when you guys sub to me and they're like oh i'm getting i'm helping i'm buying to make a living and in real life i'm just i just spent everything on alcohol and snooze in reality you're just funding my alcohol listen boys let's [ __ ] go the dark truth about albino level yikes it's a good course it's a good course boys and when you're going homeless people i'm glad to finish new selection well i'm happy to you know at least i'm transparent about it you know if there's one if there was one reason for me to ever quit snooze it's because it costs money because it's somewhat expensive that's the only reason i would ever quit it but um i'm making this level living so i don't really worry about it too much because it's very enjoyable in my opinion to do so like i don't want to take that enjoyment out of my life unless i really have to because it's like nice in the morning you wake up you have a coffee you have a snooze and you're just like oh this is nice you know and it's not like nearly nearly as bad as fury health as um uh smoking so it's not even a huge risk either well it as of right now it's not even a risk because there's no there's not been no proven links between that than like any like disease like cardiovascular [ __ ] cancer like that there's no there's nothing has been proven so like oh that's the jump i should never do yeah overshooting that is kind of scary because then this happens and we're back [Music] the way i see if someone's begging me on the street real um i offer some food or a ticket to school somewhere instead of money and then they accept it yeah but that's like again like it looks like so much off effort like you're gonna like analyze and be like is this actually a real hobo i don't know i guess i'd have to like i guess you'll have to just observe observe them for a while and like go buy a hot dog or something it's like that's fine yeah if you offer them some food that's totally fine it is neurotoxin though you shouldn't ingest it i don't know what that means even have to first explain to me what the neurotoxin is just are neurotoxin inherently bad or they're no benefit like no good no whoops you shouldn't drink alcohol either you know alcohol is actually way way more harmful to you thanks news and it's proven to people don't like to talk about it though because it's a very normal part of our lives a lot of cancers can be tracked back to alcohol [Music] facts but i don't care because i'm already playing blood yeah it's like i enjoy alcohol too i the enjoyment like you have to like at some point you're just gonna have to think like hey uh i like this thing and i know there is risk to it but i like this thing right is it worth it for me is it worth the risk i like it that's up for you to decide some people they are you know syrup don't drink and that's fine too the force we've gotten today is like a couple of floors up in a black sanctum but ever since i fell down from the mushroom forest or the mountain thing i haven't been able to make it back up because i've only met her once by beating the um uh next level the white the white the the ravine level after this i've only beaten once because it's pretty brutal and if you do fall down they fall sometimes all the way down here and i do [ __ ] up these jumps sometimes so yeah when i do get to a part where i feel uncomfortable i will stop talking it's easy for me to talk at the same time as jumping when i'm doing the neo uh romania or like the underwork because i've done it so many times that it's like it's mostly like just embedded into my spine now how you do those jumps and they're also very low risk and like very easy like the thing about it is that like the jumps are aren't very hard except for two or three jumps maybe that i sometimes [ __ ] up because a lot of them are just like you just wait for the wind and do a long jump that's like half of underberg so it's not very engaging really it's just like a kind of a snoozefest but here we have to like actually somewhat precise and here is what i'm probably gonna maybe stop talking i think because i have to actually think and focus so i don't do stuff like that yeah oh i barely didn't make the recovery there [ __ ] [Music] this job yeah so that that jump there is like one of the worst because if you [ __ ] it up you will fall into underberg not again now i just gotta wait for the wind cycle and [ __ ] this jump here is like i can talk during it because literally it's just i've accepted it as rng at this point [Music] you like beer or meat i actually haven't tried mid there is a uh bar in stockholm i think that serves mead and i think i might try it out when i go there i'm sure you can get it norway too but i haven't seen any places in norway that sells mead i don't think people like mead generally it's not very popular there's something you like try once and you're like oh this is too great beer is better so i'm just going to drink that xd have i tried quas used to make my own oh class what is that again quas is like a northern norwegian dialect for sharp but i don't know what it is [Music] russian drink kebab it's beer bread water you get kvass in russia it's just root beer okay i have i haven't i haven't had that [Music] [Music] i was just a bit too long [Music] i like also that there's like a decent amount of strategy in this game like you gotta think before you make a jump what happens if i overshoot this jump whatever if i undershoot this jump and then like take it from there and like how you approach it because overshooting this jump is like usually fine because if you bounce in the like platform up here on the side then you just fall back to where you started if you understood it you go back here [Music] but here it gets a bit like if i understood this one oh overshoot it i don't [ __ ] know i guess there's you generally want to land on the left if you landed this area because then you start by the backup strategy to get up here but other than that i don't [ __ ] know man now it's bad because i'm gonna fall maybe all the way through no no but i gotta make these these jumps again and these terms are risky because the first one if you fail it instant romania second one is just a bit annoying third one if you overshoot in the wrong way instant romania it's just a bit annoying because romania if anything this is the time loss i [Music] guess at this point i'm just practicing this area so i can like easily recover if i [ __ ] it up again over undershooting that though i don't know what happens i've actually never done that this is fine because you just land here [Music] i thought i had that [ __ ] that's also some very weird physics that was close and left now there we go yeah overshooting that is fine because you just go here this is a matter of like not [ __ ] up that jump or you just land there cool i thought i overshot that [ __ ] that's nice so i learned here never done that before [Music] that's too far oops that's fine but this jump here is like i haven't failed this one before but i think but like it's still a bit yikes [Music] this is the first dlc isn't it chat yep this is the new babe plus does the music stop up there i can't tell no it was just a quiet [Music] getting to this map here is a gigantic black pill and then get into the next one because you realize that okay now we're only dealing with precise jumps that's all there is basically pull jumps until you get to the next area with some exceptions it's it's a bit yeah it's a kind of a cop that's way too short this is bad yeah didn't fall all the way down though that's fine as long as i get here i'm like not gonna cope about it too hard this one though yeah there we go again we got we got actually a kind of a lucky win though that's fine ever tried silicon mushrooms yeah when i was in high school um one of my friends had the genius idea of ordering mushrooms from a russian website online and we did and we ate them i ate half of those though because i'm kind of a [ __ ] but it was a lot of fun it was a good time but i didn't get too much of an effects i only got like a euphoria euphoria kind of effect where like i just felt really happy and everything was funny that's all i got from mushrooms really um lsd though that's a bit more intense that'll steve maybe like see patterns and [ __ ] that was funny but i've had like um anxiety issues and like mental illness stuff before so i shouldn't really be doing stuff like that and i'm not going to do it again [Music] like if my if my like uh psyche gets like spun to a bad place it can it can go it can go pretty bad so like i don't wanna i shouldn't mess with the psychedelics and i don't it's just yeah it's fun but this is really worth it ever had a bad trip yeah i've had a bad trip on on weed basically every time i smoke weird i get a bad trip that's why i don't smoke weed that's why i don't do much drugs in general because i'm like uh just a very anxious person you could say i easily get anxious so i don't really mess with it alcohol kind of like numbs my senses enough to the point where like i just don't care anymore so even though i'm like under the influence of something it's like it's fine but we just hit difference it could be because like the weed we get in norway and like in countries where it's illegal it's like really [ __ ] strong so it sells well um like it's a consequence of it being illegal where like dealers will just like spike it to the [ __ ] limit and make it super strong and it's gonna hit you like a [ __ ] truck so they can be like oh dude this weed is [ __ ] sick dude and uh meanwhile i'm just sitting there having a [ __ ] stroke you know if i could get weed at like a pharmacy or something and i can actually see how strong it is i can be like oh i want the weak thing that will like have a you know some mild effects or whatever probably could try it out but if i'm gonna buy it from like some sketchy hobo or like some friend of a friend who's like a [ __ ] complete failure at life and lives off of selling weed then like i don't wanna i don't wanna do that also if you smoke weed in norway you're immediately branded a loser it's not it's it's like maybe in the south it's not like that but by like any person in norway above like 35 basically if you smoke weed you completely failed at life you're a loser and you're never gonna like become anything at all ever there's like a pretty hefty stigma against it here so i don't want to be seen smoking weed that makes sense kind of a boomer attitude but like i just don't want to put up with it you know it also makes me like really unproductive i don't like that it makes me lazy i like working i like getting things done i don't like setting being a [ __ ] maggot [Music] unless when i'm coping with alcohol you know that's fun if you could have the point equivalent of weed where you just like have us get a small bus and it's like nice i would be all for that that would be nice but it doesn't exist right now it's either like you get [ __ ] butt blasted off your [ __ ] mind [ __ ] crazy high or there's nothing you take like one hit of a [ __ ] genetically modified [ __ ] insane super bred giga waxed weed plant and you just die yikes you can just define milligrams of edibles yeah but how do you get five milligrams of edibles because you don't know how strong your source material is you have to buy it in america that's what i'm saying if i can get like if i can get precisely measured and fully informed like with this description of like what plant is this what type is it how much thc blah blah how much is it in the [ __ ] food all of that if i can have that laid out for me and make like the informed decision of what i'm actually [ __ ] eating sure but you don't get that when you're buying it off the [ __ ] street or like through a friend's friend like this doesn't happen it's just a [ __ ] yola moment you're playing russian roulette [Music] [ __ ] that i'm not gonna eat something i don't that's why i'm not gonna eat anything that sends me in the po box because i don't know what's in it and neither should you don't buy illegal drugs it's [ __ ] [ __ ] if a friend of you tries to make you do do some some drugs that's like he bought through a friend and not through like an official controlled and regulated like thing you're playing russian or left i hope you realize that one day you're gonna get something that you don't think it is and it's gonna have consequences that's like one of the main reasons why people die from mdma because they bought but they buy something they think is mdma and it's not actually mma because if they bought us through some [ __ ] dealer in the form of a pill and then just get [ __ ] and die [Music] oh try this ecstasy bro and they give him a pill full of like [ __ ] heroine and uh crack and then just overload and die i think it didn't like destiny the streamer he uh hit some he was going to do mdma and he got like meth by accident he accidentally did meth and had to like skip on out on a debate he was like awake for like three days or something that stuff happens and he got out he got i think he got off easy with that no it actually is accidentally because you get pills and you don't know what's in them it was funny it was funny to see like his tweet and this explanation about it like oh hey guys uh i accidentally didn't mess i can't stream today like no it wasn't gas station either it was like through one of his like trusted uh friends because i think destiny is not a [ __ ] he's not a [ __ ] right he will he i don't think he'd just buy some [ __ ] gas station or some random person right he would probably do it from like someone he trusts and knows and then he did that and then that person just apparently is a [ __ ] [ __ ] and got him something garbage and it was meth and a friend of mine uh that i know did the same thing at the same time he also bought something and it was meth and he was like his mentor was [ __ ] up for like a week because meth [ __ ] with you man my friend and i bought mdma from our local druggo and we got meth so eight meth top australians just raged into the sunset don't do drugs kids thank you for the bits man yes that's that definitely can happen hey here in nowhere actually you can it's actually a bit safer here here in in northern norway now it's it's it's uh in september you can go out into the woods and pick psilocybin and my you know that's that's pretty common amongst like 20 year olds here now obviously you would need to like a [ __ ] mushroom book and know what you're actually picking but you can just pick it on the ground and eat it and it tastes like [ __ ] but you do get [ __ ] and then you know because this [ __ ] grew in the woods in your [ __ ] garden you know what this is it's not some [ __ ] uh spiked dog [ __ ] right you know it's like the one safe way of doing psilocybin in norway just pick it yourself well yeah yeah i don't know how often i don't know how often like the right mushrooms are spiked but i'm just i'm just too i'm just too paranoid about that [ __ ] i don't trust anyone with stuff that i'm gonna take and it's not like you need to [ __ ] do drugs anyways right right like if if i can't get something to an official capacity i don't need to do it i don't want to do it that bad it's like yeah it would be funny but like is it worth risking your [ __ ] life like i don't think so i'll buy the coke stream one i do want to try coke one day it sounds fun [Music] man [ __ ] off well bye now i hope you appreciate that i messed up a job into you like to come watch your stream no i don't appreciate that but thank you for watching don't listen to your job materials man unless it's for like a burger flipping job or some [ __ ] [Music] [Music] sigma rule number one don't apply for jobs if the jobs apply to you it's passive income don't even go to the job interview play hard hard to get i would say it's like doing speed i didn't like speed i tried speed once it was [ __ ] garbage but then again i was sleeping i did something i caught something from like a friend it was not not very nice because again i like again i'm an anxious person i get like a feeling of anxiety when i do [ __ ] red bull right i get like anxious and i gotta move but i gotta do all the [ __ ] when i drink [ __ ] red bull so when i if i do like amphetamines again i just yikes [Music] if i do meth i'll probably have a [ __ ] mental breakdown it's just way too strong for me i haven't fallen down to the romania for a while that's nice very favorite musical artists lush bands i think opeth the swedish that progressive death metal band but not anymore they don't do death metal anymore but like their old stuff is like uh pretty big to me um meshugo i like a lot i like um 106 point never the guy who made the soundtrack for uh uncut gems and a good time he also has a bunch of solo stuff that's really worth checking out um the bjork is nice but i don't i think for me bjork is like i like some of her stuff but most of it i don't really care for [Music] i like steven wilson a lot i like porky point three [Music] it was actually uh steven wilson has did vocals for uh one of pendulum songs on the uh uh i forgot what the album was called it's called it's the song called the fountain it's pretty good that scripts is like a kind of a meme they have some good tracks but like i like them a lot for a while but now their their thing is just like kind of [Music] i don't really care too much for it anymore i wish i would come up with some new stuff but i like the x military um money store and no load deep web but everything after that was like with some exceptions part of it was just like i like this weird music and i'm special you know you kind of forced yourself to like this [ __ ] garbage but it is good i mean it's not like they got all that fame for nothing they did make some good good uh good tunes you know bottomless pit goes hard as [ __ ] yeah that's already listened to gorillas i think our girls is okay they have some really good songs but like i don't like them that much plastic beach was sick though man where did i [ __ ] that up [Music] steroids it's a really good album is that the long one yeah seriously has the song that like uh that has a song called like bald [ __ ] or something and that's a good song bald head [ __ ] i like that one i think you used it in a video at some point [Music] it's like a 20 minute ep or something [Music] terminally online's probably one of my least favorite disc or twitter brain quotes right after touch grass i think it's not i think terminate online is a very it's a very like accurate thing in some cases because there are a lot of people who just like spend their entire lives online and like they don't go out into real world and understand how it [ __ ] works it's really apparent sometimes that some people will spend their entire [ __ ] day on the computer and don't like engage with anyone in real life like they think all trans people are like there's a lot of people who think all trans people are like [ __ ] insane because they only go on twitter where like people trans people in real life you don't even notice them because they blend in and they think they're women like they get a really bad rap for people [ __ ] insane people on twitter realize like most trans people are [ __ ] chill it kinda sucks but yeah it's annoying yeah i guess terms do get old it's kind of like a meme term like cuck cuck is a term that i [ __ ] hate because it's just overused and annoying everyone gets a bad rap from insane people on twitter no but i think i think i think trans people are like the big like one of the biggest victims of that of like getting a bad rap from like insane twitter people like genuinely [ __ ] insane twitter people and like [ __ ] 15 year olds saying they're trans and being morons [Music] they're up there with furries i i think for for furries it's like kind of deserved it's like kind of disturbed a little bit i think i think so that's coming from a furry i think it's pretty [ __ ] deserved okay there's a lot of people a lot of cool people who are furious but like i think i think i would almost say like it's almost the majority or very sort of like [ __ ] insane like completely mental ill [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] come on just make the [ __ ] i'm tired i'm actually officially [ __ ] tired of that specific jump it's [ __ ] stupid god [Music] you can you can consider me like a half a half for me i must i don't have a fursona or anything like that the picture of my discord is basically just a meme made by a friend but i hang out with furries like literally all the time on vr chat and like literally like 50 of my online friends are furries and like i like the art i like the it's cute it's nice it's good art uh but it's not it's not like a huge part of my life i guess i don't want to be a part of my [ __ ] online career [ __ ] like it's i'm not gonna i'm not gonna make it a thing here so don't worry about that i kind of like to keep that to myself you know cause most of it is [ __ ] cringe [ __ ] cringe i want to be one of those like furry outlets okay [Music] i'm not gonna be showing up with like arms crossed avatar commentary videos on youtube so you don't have to you don't have to worry about it i'm also not going to get it first they're way too [ __ ] expensive yikes stop talking please wait a minute no i don't think about it jump my career thank you for what's up man my first suit is just gonna be a once this shape that's a snooze [ __ ] it's gonna be shaped like this like that it's my first suit [ __ ] that jump man stupid you're stupid and here we go good window good wind time to go down again [ __ ] it oh thank god i'm too tired to do the sage again there's one thing i don't get about fur is how do they get the money for first [ __ ] literally richer than an oiler i don't know man it's just like is it a coincidence or first just like really smart people twitter and discord furries are the absolute worst well i mean a lot of the first that i know had discord too so i don't know i don't know man the twitter is twitter so there's that [Music] first song and birds by fly by tonight i don't know i i that those i think danger incorporated have like they have good tracks but i get tired of them really [ __ ] fast if that makes sense [Music] every time i listen to them i listen to them for like two days and i'm just like as this isn't too good i like the first track a lot not tonight not tonight it's probably my favorite one i [ __ ] it up it's over back to this [ __ ] you're like one of the five streamers i found that are children wait i gotta do this i'm gonna timer right now i'm gonna reach this cycle here um didn't open the trans people without being a dick so thanks for that you're welcome that's surprising though what kind of streamers do you watch i think most streamers are pretty chill about trans people aren't they like no it's not like kind of i mean i don't know i don't watch my streamers i thought people were kind of like over sitting at trans people oh that's yeah i kind of saw that coming but there's an easy save for it it's only happened like three times [Music] you gotta be a bit more right there to that jump it's almost obligated to be chill about trans people online so yeah yeah that's the thing like if you aren't then you know your career is going to be short let's just say that [Music] but if you are then that's kind of deserved so who cares like it kind of just balances itself out it's been two hours are we still in romania i i'm just practicing at this point well romania i've already figured out more or less there's just a jump down in this pipeline here that i sometimes struggle a bit with but other than that it's like more or less just a free passage it just takes a bit of time the issue that i'm the part i'm struggling with is the front here the white area after this that part is pretty it's precise i'm just gonna have to grind it out over time it's gonna take a while but as i said when i play the main game it's just this is the question of time right eventually i'll beat it eventually i'll have it down but you just gotta like try and try and try and try and try i'm even consistently getting the one cycle here which is nice this is a jump up here this is what sent me i like not this one but the next jump is like it seems orangey i i complain about it a lot but like sometimes you make that sometimes you don't i don't understand why so that is also like a sort of a reset point like if i make it past that that's like the biggest hurdle of this level uh other than that like uh chimney jump the chimney jump and that jump are the two things that like usually [ __ ] me up this one i usually get this one i usually get unless i'm not thinking this one is a bit scuff but i seem to get it every time and here we go this virtual i [ __ ] up sometimes this is picked up a little bit but it's like it's not a big reset you just get sent back to the first point if you [ __ ] it up this one however if you [ __ ] it up if you overshoot it you get sent back to this to the romania so i definitely don't want that definitely saber to go safer to go for the under under shot there see like i just get them there so like who cares here it's a bit more risky you gotta like be a bit precise here i think as long as you're aware of the overshot risk it's it's relatively safe you're just gonna know that this one is like the safest backup in the world a little bit hungry been to romania i guarantee you it's a reasonable comparison okay please make a poll pleasing to some points please join the discusser please i don't have five dollars we don't have any mods i'm sorry it's a bit early in the day most people are probably asleep right now that's overshoot overshooting that is fine though under shooting there is not fine because i'm going to send back to romania evan jesus okay i usually don't do a little that close no [Music] trippy miss early yeah i mean mostly it's a weekday it's wednesday i think it's wednesday anyways and most europeans are at work or at school and americans are usually like getting up in the morning and ready getting ready for the day so like unless you have unless you're like having an option to like watch this at work or at school then you're gonna be busy and you can't watch so like this is kind of a scuffed place time to stream because i think most viewers are american um so like obviously when i stream like this i'm gonna have less fierce than normal and yeah nice i gotta i gotta i gotta back up there we go got that too we're awesome thank you for the tier two man this will bring you more space through this legs a fancy dragon thank you for the hero man i have an idea for poles when you fall you pause the game and ask people how much screen you will fall oh that will be such a big stalling though i appreciate ideas but that would be like though like i i'm already like mold about the wind cycles being a time waste so like that would only be a bigger time waste or like a bigger stall so i don't want to do that i don't think i will this girl's very nice i think [Music] it's way too far oh that's actually rare jesus you see 15 28 in spain yeah like i mean most spanish people are going to be against school are working right now and it's not summer so you don't have the [ __ ] siesta thing do you even do that dude i don't think that rcs did since maybe just work [ __ ] all day even though it's like 45 degrees in the summer i have insomnia i seriously get to watch until 4am nice not to have insomnia but you know you get to watch the stream there again that's that's the rng jump i'm not even mad it's just it just happens sometimes i guess [Music] it's annoying because now we got to wait for cycles but that's whatever right i'm supposed to angle that [Music] wait a minute remember uh when i was making food in the oven like 45 minutes ago just make this jump here i guess yeah i can stand here well the food wasn't put in the oven so we're just gonna have to wait a bit more i'm gonna piss berry [Music] [Music] i got me i'll refill the water when i go for the food what are you cooking literally okay any any guesses any guesses what the food is gonna be take a while yes pie pie it's pie and i was surprised i [ __ ] it up they were the pies were on sale though in my defense the price were on sale this time so will i make it good are you gonna play the new metroid yeah well if you're speaking about method prime oops oops wait i was supposed to jump there anyways it's fine come on man come on england actually [ __ ] up this area that's kind of weird strange curious [Music] tiny tootin thank you for the primer brother will be released october yeah i don't think i'll play red i don't think i'll play the red i don't want to support nintendo if i don't have to i'll buy the prime game though i have to play that well before the recent prime games have been kind of [ __ ] but you know you never know maybe it's good [Music] any nintendo haters in chat can we get a wait never mind i don't have an email for the email for that oh i try to be too quick and now i have to pay for it [Music] [Music] i play the other of the mega man 10 say personally games i know you're sometimes playing a personal fight merry mix in your pre-stream q what oh oh yeah i have a that's from smash it's like one of the smash uh songs yeah no i haven't played the game i don't think i will either all right jim the jump it's okay they're literally a corporation it's a fight it's fine to hating them think of it as hating on the sony or like [ __ ] destiny they're basically the japanese disney [ __ ] him [Music] there we go finally looks like they make good games yeah they do make good games and if they make games i buy good games but i don't like them still i should i should maybe stop trying to one cycle that it's been some unnecessary losses there have you heard of this youtuber called shy no i don't think i have would i make it oh thank god [Music] oh no okay that's fine right into the cycle as well yeah i don't think anyone's gonna like give you a [ __ ] for hitting on a corporation that would be weird thank you [Music] whenever i make it this place i get i do this area so clean okay i'll take it back take it back i take it back dude i take it back i take it back i didn't say it i didn't see it we got the bad wind oh no okay i'm done [Music] yikes that didn't last long [Music] xd thank you for the best shackleberry appreciate it hello albino welcome again to romania pepega thank you appreciate it always thank you for a warm welcome back to my home oh yeah because i [ __ ] it up well it's probably not good for my health to do the one cycle anyways [Music] nintendo's kind of like that uh an abusive girlfriend you have some really good memories back in the day best times of your [ __ ] life because she just treats you like [ __ ] and manipulates and [ __ ] ruins your well lieutenant doesn't do any of that but there's three they're kind of [ __ ] it's sort of like that like just as a corporation they're like the crazy [ __ ] uh girlfriend you're stuck in a relation dog stuck in a relationship with plus you have buyers remorse yikes you should rename this i'm going to rename this stream to like from jump king to facts king [Music] because i'm not the king of jumps but i'm thinking of facts today i think [ __ ] off don't over okay there thank you [Music] the jump is scary yikes back to the start [Music] oh no anyways [ __ ] this jump okay anyways anyways oh no oh no oh it's a lucky wind well well it's fine just go up here again hello gamer how's the jumping going not too great we've kind of been dog stuck in front here for some time now because i was i was in the beginning i was in the black sanctum you know that's where we started but then i [ __ ] up one jump i got sent back to the uh white place twice i think i've been centered three times and the second time i missed the jump and now i gotta do it all over again will you play galaxy mod once the new update comes out there's gonna be a new one god damn the last one was like last summer or some [ __ ] yeah i'm done for that i was looking for an excuse to play calamity again it's fun rory might be maybe dead but calamity goes on i thought i overshot that jesus christ one of these days i'm gonna undershot this the second pole jump oops under shoot i mean sorry this jump i don't know what happens when i understood that but i don't think i want to know okay we're back at this place did i usually [ __ ] up i guess all right [Music] close close one but now we're back at the start anyways usually [ __ ] up that pole jump does not send me all the way back here but that's fine it's not as long as i don't miss the third jump of this area it's usually all right i thought that way too long yikes but it's not a perishable jump [Music] also albino once again once and you've finished new update you should try out heroes of mighty magic 3 with the horn of the maybe [Music] maybe big maybe moments oh that's bad now i wreck it here again we've got a good window and i'm not going to risk that because i don't know the cycle yet so you're back in ruins now we're back in romania baby i haven't hit the wall there but i still made it it's so weird thank you vanity and we're out unless i [ __ ] up this somehow which i don't by the way this place is hell man well not really it's it's very calm and pretty and it's just the jumps man [ __ ] jumps i don't like him one bit it's way too short jens luca thank you for tier one welcome to the maggot swamp thanks you know when people say romania they mean under burger basically that's what they mean [Music] wow we're consistent what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i usually don't sit ah okay oh that's a pretty good landing i gotta say i believe i've warmed up and it took like a couple of hours that's just too short what a [ __ ] aids fall that was no bumps no nothing [Music] is the pie good it's not done just yet i'm all i'm warming it in the oven because it tastes like a million times better compared to microwave so it takes a bit longer but you know it'll be here in like i think the alarm is about to go off anytime now what did i jump i've done this mistake before i've done that mistake before [ __ ] off like i make the jump and then just like [ __ ] it up by doing that and that would back in romania look at that underberg and we got a bad win so we're gonna be sent back to the castle all the way down all right that's fine [Music] that's the wind moment i was i was getting a really good flow of the uh frontier there i feel like i was like just about to nail it but i guess not i can also climb this garbage again do you i think i've been here like a lot i've been here like a long time i spent the majority of my playtime in this mod in this white castle because i fell down here so many times no actually i think the majority of time has been spent in underberg because of the wind probably yikes what's this jump so stupid [ __ ] hard man there's no right to be this annoying [Music] god this jump 2 is also annoying there we go progress the funny jump has been completed but there's two of them but they're all done you're back here it's not too bad the the cathedral the white palace is like kind of used it someone's calling me hello [Applause] it's a cycle mess hmm guru the link push up same old one i think the room was too dimly lit for that it was like during nights yeah because i woke up at 12. what pirate flavor i don't know why [Music] [Music] about sending you the first suit do you know any good carriers i send it to you with any mail express i have no idea i do not know when i send stuff i just use the post office really deteriorates the least well designed part of the game thus far because it's reduces time sync yeah that's what it is it's like the first time you go through it's fine because then you're gonna like try to figure out the jumps but when you when you like redo it it's annoying because this is just like you have to wait so much we can do best actually while i'm eating i'm doing my best there we go this is rather than art this is what happens first okay either i will make it past the ruins or i'll fall back to white castle again those are the two options until either of that happens the band the gamble goes on [Music] frontier is the ruin area the white area above this one if i make it to a mushroom forest then the believers win i feel like you'd have a really hard time falling into the castle because it requires terrible luck yeah but it happened it happened like five times i think once today but yeah no it happened at the beginning as well yeah i felt really fun in the beginning i think i've been to the ice area today russian deer was actually originally going to be extremely easy really what do they change well the area after frontier is like way easier but yeah yeah the fairy part is like the easiest part of this dlc so far it's pissed easy but yeah the frontier is [ __ ] rough did that fluke the original design so they made it difficult nice that's great it's really hard [Music] the hidden thing i think it's called hidden kingdom [Music] the ferry from the jump is a relatively easy jump it's not very hard it's just that if you [ __ ] it up then you're right and whenever you uh [ __ ] up the black area like the black uh sanctuary you will may have to be the f you'll have to do the ferry further jump again or the hidden furniture fun hidden funny so it's not it's not a difficult jump it but it's a risky one you have to do it a lot basically can we check the inventory yet no do you have an inventory nice thank you so this is the area of the beat for the believers to win it's not super bad but this happens a lot basically but i got a pretty good recovery there bad luck and i could have fallen all the way down to the white palace that's why it's like this the bet is a bit scary whenever i fall like that the believers just gotta like [ __ ] cross their fingers hope that i don't fall all the way down because it's rng oh would i really overshoot that that was like [ __ ] tight as [ __ ] anyway snooze time what does the next game be playing on streaming uh i'm gonna finish hollow knight i guess if anything that's gotta be done uh also thinking of playing um the last one game i was gonna play [ __ ] what was that getting over it i think i'll do at some point depending i don't know if i like that game i knew i would like this one because i like platformers and the controls seemed very like tight and consistent but i understand this time max we got a good win recovery though jumping is better ghettoing over it yeah it's it looks like it but uh yeah it's probably a decent content but like we'll see that was a very big oversaw big overshot moments oh come on the music in this game and the visuals is like really nice i like it a lot i ended up watching yesterday at this part glad you waited okay thanks yeah i've just been waiting here for you to come back no progress can i make this up now i never [ __ ] this up but now i do all the time i don't understand why like what is going on here x2cl this part is annoying because it's really just like wait for the wind do a long jump that's all there is that's all there is i don't know why they made this a thing like i guess it's better than having like an actual difficult part where i have to think so now i can just like sit here and like talk and not really do anything unless i do [ __ ] like that i guess [Music] thank you i don't know why i kept undershooting or and overshooting that but [ __ ] up the judge in general it doesn't make any sense [Music] let's wait oh no actually it worked yikes nice i thought i was gonna miss that yikes that's the axe i think we got good no we got bad went this is bad when i think okay no one never might it was decent wind not good not terrible the worst palace moment so that's good [Music] thankful for that back to romania back to romania back to romania [Music] let me okay that's the one hard jump of this entire area that is out of the way i didn't i didn't full jump but i mean we were gonna have to wait for a cycle anyways so this is fine might be too close too close missed a cycle cringe he's jumping all of this like [ __ ] painstakingly difficult jumps just because he's horny that's the story of the game this game is a commentary on how far a man will go because this horny [Music] yikes this again we got a good window [Music] now play the waiting game did you finish the main game yeah this is the dlc though xccl [Music] oh yikes that's not too bad though no no no this game harder doesn't it patience it's kind of both but yeah it's like hard but if you're patient enough you'll get it eventually it's just it's like both at the same time it's like it's hard but it's also like extremely punishing like you will have to you know a lot of resets you're just gonna have to like accept the fact that you're gonna fall really far if you [ __ ] up and make it back up a million times and that the jump you thought was hardest in like three hours of gameplay they don't just no longer going to be hard and you'll make it work more more consistent and you'll eventually make it but it's just it's basically just a taste test the patience yeah the game is hard but like it's basically basically just that because again you get punched so hard if you [ __ ] up sometimes like if you overshoot this jump you get punched extremely hard if you undershoot this i think you get punished pretty hard but i haven't tried that yet if this gives greenstar then usually won't make it wow [Music] it was way too high holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] happened there [Music] that one is always [ __ ] up oh i thought i had it what the [ __ ] yikes why did i understood that that's so [ __ ] rare [Music] [Music] but listens romania uh it's just romania actually but only for a split second no complaints you only have to hear the first two notes of the soundtrack so that's fine again if i was unlucky there i would have been like instant [ __ ] white castle [Music] [Music] good left this time good [Music] oh oh [Music] no it's it's this left is not right [ __ ] i should just think sometimes i think about think [Music] next cope it was a nice trick here we can do it again [Music] left there we go not good feeling better getting more consistent though that's the that's the key here just gonna get consistent i'm a bit more precise and you go you got it [Music] and not to stuff like that because then you get all the way back [Music] [Music] oh that was scary that's the one jump that is pretty punishing and now we might be [ __ ] yup we're [ __ ] doubters [Music] [Music] that was just a lucky wind it's a yeah that's just complete orangey how far you fall basically and still even though i'm like i feel like i'm in the like in the zone right now the jump on top there is just like always [ __ ] me up i don't know why okay nice matt i hate these jumps this part is actually the worst part of this area it's so frustrating [Music] these two jumps here are like so aids this is fine though or not yeah [ __ ] this [Music] really you play follow the frontier what's that [Music] like a mod i think that's trump is that that specific jump is the worst in the entire area 100 [Music] so it's this one is fine but this one's just so precise i guess the only problem here like that's the only platform ever giving me real trouble the last two are like kind of kind of precise but not really they're just a bit like scary because i don't want to end up in the ice area again you know [Music] that's about it [Music] it's like getting this one this is like a different strat you could take here when like you get here kind of like go here and then like a i guess you can that's actually a lot easier i forgot to do position yikes there we go undertale if you like hot platformers you could should try to make super meat boy i guess why not new gamba uh the mick roberto t is probably gonna be here soon i'll let him do it and now we're back in the time sink boys isn't that something in the [ __ ] purgatory [Music] how come you're coping when you lose the last run and you for like three stages everything is cool uh because this game feels fair it feels more fair i [ __ ] about jump that's just how it is i think that loss i can get like telefrag or some garbage like random dog [ __ ] that i don't really fair it might be fair but it doesn't feel like it actually i'm not gonna buy any edmond mcmillan games until he fixes repentance i'm boycotting a macmillan fix the [ __ ] game man [Music] [Music] please thank you yes [Music] bad wind decent wind [Music] decent three hours now i haven't uh three hours i still haven't made it back up to where i started three hours and i still am still here this place is hell man do you watch germa uh i watched some clips of him and some youtube videos but i don't really watch any streamers really on twitch like i work so much and uh the time that i have left over i generally just spend uh hanging out with friends or something i don't really watch youtube stuff or twitch i can watch like short youtube videos or like uh video essays that i like but yeah i just don't watch much twitch i guess if a friend is streaming i like watching that other than that like uh don't really watch much germa is funny though i like germa now we're back [Music] hello piano [Music] oh god [Music] that's too high yeah there we go again it's not going to be a bad one i can tell but i i hate how i know immediately if it's gonna be what a cope or not based on like uh uh how the wind is flowing immediately i don't know okay i don't i just know immediately that this is not gonna be a long fall instantly i know because i've fallen there so many [ __ ] times now that i just know i hate that i don't need to know that i need to know that i've fallen a million times [Music] i'll buy the fill from higher place i have fallen from a higher place but yeah true i almost slid off jesus it's been a while since i [ __ ] up that jump or i [ __ ] up the game it's been a while since the game has [ __ ] up batch up you get through the area pretty quick now though man i have for a while but yeah it's annoying but at least it's consistent it's not like i'm gonna be like oh no i have to do the difficult romania again xd like it's just uh here we go again this garbage [Music] nope yikes yikes [Music] just a bit before [Music] just a bit different let's do that yikes [Music] [Music] oh i did it i i clicked okay when i when i had space there i had i held right first but then i immediately realized my mistake and press left and made it up holy [ __ ] [Music] it's way too high way too short i don't want to go back to romania please oh my god it's a bad wind okay it's not never mind oh but it is though but this nevermind hope yep oh that's bad yeah not too bad but it's pretty bad pretty bad almost weighs palace come on i forgot it's way too early oh i got to cycle don't nice like literally the only times i fail now is when i get impatient and try to do things too early try to do them out of cycle can't have that wait for full win and then go yes no i've short hopped it's cool the moment it takes from the wind to go from a complete standstill to being in full momentum is just the exact same amount i think that it takes you to go from a starting hop to a full up it seems like [Music] [Music] kind of hate the fact that i know that it's a bit too far though nice almost understood that holy [Music] i'm tired of this place these people [Music] almost a short like way too hard just just don't overshoot it just don't overshoot it actually that's a new photo actually never fallen like this before that's not a new fault that's a very common fall and it's going to be white callous i think nope say about another thing [Music] ah this new fall unlocked yeah as we were gonna be able to do every fall in the entire game at this point [Music] i think i'll make it back to the white palace and then if i fall in here again i'll end because i gotta get rid of it for uh for jiu-jitsu practice in not too long [Music] i just wanna go this was gonna be a short stream either way well short three three hours it's pretty short three hours pretty sure but like i did like seven eight hours yesterday so you know what cop and i'm streaming tomorrow anyways [ __ ] it hope one last gamba okay sure i'm gonna do this check last time oh my lord i did a trick last time that time this time though the gambler's gonna be make it to the next area or four to romania so it's gonna be a very doubt or heavy doubter yeah the outer favoring uh gamba because falling to romania is very quickly done looks like anthony griezmann what the [ __ ] is that who in the garden okay but place the best boys [Music] do [Music] i believe i wish i could too is like far off top this is frontier the map i'm in now is frontier i have to beat this map this is the first screen of this map isaac one tomorrow tomorrow's gonna be isaac or i might save it for friday because friday uh it's like you know it's friday and we have a new mod to play through so uh yeah but i might do it tomorrow i haven't decided yet [Music] we're going to play more dead cells or no i will of course yeah i'm going to play more it's just that i'm i'm like if i put this game down i'm going to lose uh i'm going to get worse at it i need to be good at the game so i need to play it consistently okay let's go [Music] rough start i guess [Music] you don't you don't take a break from this game if you take a break or if you like take a long break from this game like several streams and suddenly you're going to come back and be much worse and it's going to be very discouraging i think i haven't actually done that but i think based on how long it took me to get back into my like zone today uh yeah i think it's gonna be discouraging as [ __ ] to put this game down and come back into it well that's a quick but then it's going to be a bad one too it's not it's not only it's actually white palace this is the white oh almost there we go fallen cop that was quick it was a it was a rough fall man it was a real fall we came with the wrong cycle too you could have done a white palace button you almost would have won also either way that's gonna be it for today i'm gonna go get ready for my practice and i'll see you guys tomorrow at 6 pm unless i decide to start early which i tend to do nowadays how the [ __ ] do you not get pissed just now albino because i've done it a million times for you you don't know you don't know man this is like uh this is like groundhog day right when it's when when you've gone through the same day like 50 million times nothing affects you anymore so this has happened already like 50 times i just don't care i just want to beat the game it's it's fine i can do this stage i know i can i can do the stage for it and i won't before that too and it's going to take it's going to be very quick because it's happened so many times right at this point but yeah i'll uh i'll be back tomorrow six we're gonna do more jump king i'm gonna beat the game i i think i think tomorrow i might beat the game or not yeah tomorrow unless there's like a lot after black sanctum i think i'll beat the game tomorrow anyways saving exits yes thank you for watching have a good day love you all take care i wake up see you tomorrow bye

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Published: Thu Sep 16 2021