Testing Dangerous Prison Life Hacks

are you going you know how sometimes you're at the self-service checkout in the supermarket and you accidentally select two kilos of carrots instead of scanning two kilos of fillory steak well I've got some news for you it turns out that is a crime and if you do this the place you and I deserve to be it's prison and we love locking people up in prisons we've got a slammer the country club the fortress across the world there are over ten point three million prisoners which is more than the population of Sweden which is incredibly sad but what's even sadder is that we haven't locked up Sweden so here are my top three Prison hacks if you ever find yourself locked up for a crime you didn't really think was that bad but and yeah and you're also in a prison that for some reason lets you watch YouTube prisons around the world are designed to deprive people of basic rights in any form of mental stimulation so prisoners often come up with extremely creative in innovative ways to distract themselves from their mundane cold hard cells for example this boy robert stroud who was better known as the Birdman of Alcatraz was in prison for murdering a bartender after he failed to pay a prostitute and that's actually my first tip always pay prostitutes Robert was extremely fascinated by birds and experimented with them a lot and eventually he found a cure for septicemia tip 1 how to make hooch this first life hack isn't just for people that want to forget they're in prison whether you live in a remote Australian town in which alcohol is banned or you're a college student who is into fermented stuff and also wants to get dangerously drunk than this is the tip for you so the first thing you need are some oranges you need a lot like I want you to imagine you are a soccer mom that is slicing up oranges for her under 11 the soccer team except they're actually the under 45s and they have a drug and alcohol problem we wrapped this my raft my son hasn't received a ball in like five minutes so grab your oranges and any other fruits you can scavenge like an apple or a carrot for fun because I've never heard of carrot alcohol before and I'm peel all of them and it tastes better if you can get the peel off the orange in one go then chuck them in a watertight bag or some container next grab anything with lots of artificial sugar like these peaches in syrup or this jar of artificial sugar and dump in a good amount I presume people in prison don't measure things so I'm not going to either and the last ingredient is bread I don't really know why but I assume it's because the people that wrote this list on the Internet what bread has live yeast in it which I'm not sure it does but I'm gonna follow it now chuck it all in a bag and give it a good squish and this smells and looks like I've had a big Saturday night and I'm not looking forward to leaving this to ferment for a week and then having to drink it so tuck it away in a nice warm spot like under some towels or in the toilet I'm gonna keep mine in bed with me where it's nice and warm then make sure to check on it every couple of days and release some of the gas giving it a good burp otherwise the bag will explode everywhere all over your new nice 200 fiber bed sheets and of course this isn't an instant reward kind of life hack it's an investment it was after a week you get a bucket of the most thirst-quenching vomit you have ever seen so just drain it through a sieve and let's give it a taste test all right okay so I thought we would drink this outside which is a nice contrast from the kind of normal place your drink go ahead not a bad prison Oh No thank you got me if I keep thank you now have you ever had prison alcohol before are not out of wine glass you're in for treatment antastic cheap D cheese isn't you know I think you do what are these words it tastes like orange juice which has been left to the calf to to load you've had that before yeah as a kid I think the pen is the best alcohol is the best one is the worst like one is like goon in a car park tan is like Y like goon would be up into ten for me so this would be a bad it's not bad to four before I would enjoy another choice I there's lots of things I'd choose above but if you were in prison would you do if you are if I was in prison now definitely yes that's good enough I guess it is I would happily reason out girls yeah geez is this safe from a drink well it says that there is a chance you can get botulism and drink here but I mean makes it more exciting exactly one drink doesn't have bottles and I think bottom of the stuff that gives you Botox as well until Emily's looked beautiful so so I'm going to come out of prison looking exactly why do you think okay since it's so beautiful ah exactly you bet you're wondering an EPS disgusting but it's cheap strong and good way to forget you're serving life without parole and if you're in college you could totally market this is some kind of magic fermented juice call it hoochie mama and sell it for like $10 a pop so there you go spread it around the prison yard and make some friends so it turns out carat doesn't ferment well and hooch you just gave half your cellmates the runs and now you need a way to protect yourself so this is the life of you I'm going to be making this legitimate terrifying razor whip that was found around 1996 in Santa foo jail in Hamburg Germany it was made by an inmate who was attempting to extort a higher methadone Russian by threatening a female prison officer with it so all you're gonna need to make this death whip are the cheapest razor blades you can find a shoelace and a stick and I really recommend taking the lace off the shoe before you tie on the razor blades so I bought these el cheapo razor blades as I thought this is what you are most likely to get in prison also I'm cheap so I'm gonna break apart these men's single-use razors and then attempt to tie the blade on to the rope and this already seems like a stupid idea so this is gonna take a while I got this from six razor blades like how do you get this many razors do you just run around stealing all your inmates that seems like a really great way to start a prison we're good we're very angry very hairy men let's just tie them on in a similar fashion to the picture and then tie it onto the end of the stick and the head go this is absolutely terrifying I'm scared just holding it like what happens if a breeze picks it up I'll just slice through me although I guess you don't have much of a breeze in prison so you you're alright alright let's test its damage and I'm going to be testing it on this cucumber which I've placed in a vise which is actually a very common scenario in prisons and I'm just gonna give it a good old whip and as you can see I'm not the best at whipping cucumbers and I wasn't that happy with the damage but after watching the slo-mo I think it would work a lot better if I threaded the raises onto the lace running the same way as the rope and also just for fun I'm going to put a big razor on the end and look this works a lot better see as it wraps around and then when you pull it back it cuts through the cucumber and I think this would be extremely effective if you managed to wrap it around a fellow inmates cucumber but I still can't imagine using this in an actual prison fight but just to be certain we're gonna try it out on this much tougher carrot and I managed to cut myself and I reckon this actually makes a great intimidation device because people would say you cake yourself and think this bloke is crazy I'm not going anywhere near him now tip number three now that you have successfully intimidated everyone by poisoning them and then threatening to cut yourself up with a razor whip I would imagine that you were the big boss in prison and everyone's going to be trying to please you by offering you gifts and cigarettes so this next tip is for you this one.you slider is apparently used in prisons all across the world and all you need to make it is a battery and a pack of gum I don't know if prison actually give out gum but maybe you could ask to transfer to one of those kind of old school musical prisons from the 50s where Yvonne leans on the wall and chews on gum all day then you'll be alright alright wanted to use five cups funny if I made a joke about showing five garment ending up in prison but it was fifty cents more expensive than this one and the joke wasn't that funny so I think all we need to do is get the gum wrapper and cut it into a strip and place it across the positive and negative of the battery and then wait until it heats up [Music] and all I'm doing is burning my fingers [Music] and I don't know how to do this so I reckon now I'm going to cut the foil like this so the flow of electrons has to pass through a more concentrated strip of foil which hopefully will offer more resistance and mean that it eats up more and I've successfully made a presence smoker which hopefully means I get some fire and there you have it fire so there you go hopefully with these hot tips your next trip to the slammer will be a little more entertaining well you know what I just thought of one more hot tip follow the rules in society so you can live a happy and fulfilling life free from the constraints of a brutal correctional system thank you so much for watching if you liked them please subscribe and check out my other stuff [Laughter] [Music]

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Keywords: life hacks, Testing Dangerous Life Hacks, life, hacks, william osman, william osman lifehacks, i did a thing, cody ko, prison life hacks, prison hacks

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Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Sat May 25 2019

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