Making an Office Ejector Seat

hello everyone welcome back to who wants to win not much money you rocket see let's jump straight into it and meet our first contestant Nicholas here so Nicholas first question for $7 15 how many eggs can I fit in my mouth 1 2 3 or 9 am I allowed to see an egg Gerry someone give that man some eggs I I'm gonna say Dave no I I'm sorry I'm allergic to eggs you know what that means rocket see are you going you know I was gonna make up some reason for making an ejector office chair you know to add a story to this ridiculous video but all these reasons are lame and you guys are too smart for lame excuses also when I say guys I say that in a gender-neutral way I have seen my analytics I haven't forgotten about you 8% females but yeah the real reason I decided to make this ejector to see is actually because I found these giant Springs and I thought I could make the spring shoots but I've already made shoe related content and I don't want you to all think I have a foot fetish so I settled with making an ejector chair instead so the first thing we need is an office chair now grabbing a chair is no easy task as they are very aware of their surroundings I usually get a bag of sand or rice and gently switch it with the original occupant so the chair doesn't notice the white difference and then gently cover its head with a towel now bring the chair in the workshop and keep keep its back to the power tools so it isn't aware of the mayhem that is about to take place this is my game plan I'm going to get this big spring and put it here and then put this air tank here and then shoot the top half of this chair into space this air tank is from a tampon gun I made previously which I don't need anymore as it is no longer that time of the month alrighty so while the chair is still DOS I'll quickly and swiftly remove the head from its body then its body from its place take out its um this can you go away please ah oh this the spindle from the legs then I'm just going to surgically make a hole here to put the air tank here my large drill bit is occupied elsewhere so I'm going to have to do this the old-fashioned way with a file and after filing met with half an hour I have a newfound respect for the cast of Prison Break those boys were hard workers and you know what the next time you were visiting your family member in prison instead of smuggling them in defiled have some sympathy for them and smuggle them in a dremel tool they deserve the break all right now I'm just gonna lube up the pole before testing it out and my mom watches my videos I'm afraid I'm gonna have to censor this partner but don't you worry if any of you folks want to see the full uncensored Lube fest you can support me on patreon links down below now it has probably come to your attention that the spring in my field doesn't actually do anything and you probably think I'm a loser and it confused as to why I had the spring of my thumb now let me tell you why clickbait all right I thought it would look better with this spring and look you are key right now watching this video because of the spring in the thumbnail so who is the real clickbait loser here yet moving on let's test this guy out at 60 psi which is the third of the power I am allowed to play with what though yeah well yeah myself and my family didn't expect that kind of power and neither did my roof you know looking at my garage roof is comparable to the way an archaeologist looks at the different layers of a it tells a story [Music] this mark here dates back to 2007 when I throw a shotput through the roof and then covered it up with paper my paper trick worked for five years until a light breeze blew through my garage then this dent here dates back to 2014 when I decided to see how much pressure a can of beans could take and this mark here dates back to yesterday when I was a bad driver also mum if you are watching this I swear that mark was already there all right back to reality last steps I'm just gonna help this metal chair lose some weight by following the great words of Peter Fitzsimmons in his book Aussie bloke slimmed down when he said lose weight by using a grinder to cut off body parts you don't need and there is no reason to use grinder this big it just makes me feel better about myself and now it is time for a real outside full power test you know that was kind of impressive but to make it more impressive here's a replay with me saying huh cha hot cha so before I sit on it I'm just gonna test it out with some weights I don't have weights heavy enough so I'm just gonna fix them and there we go after I saw those results I decided to do the maths or for you Americans do the math and since I weigh around 90 kilos I discovered that I would need around 3000 psi to get me in the air and I don't have that kind of psi lying around so with the amount of power I have I would probably only be able to launch a baby so on that note let's get a baby too good but no regardless of its weak power I'm still going to try it out of myself you know what that was not very impressive it was actually quite depressing it felt like a slight kick in the bum and you know what I think I could actually chuck the seat higher than this device so there you go don't waste time using air pressure to make an ejector seat just use your own body instead thank you so much for watching if you liked that please subscribe and check out my other videos like this video here I have metal shoes what what more could you want please tell me [Music]

Channel: I did a thing

Views: 2,084,743

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Id: ej2Ddcpa_Sg

Length: 6min 48sec (408 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 24 2019