I Started A Poisonous Drink Company

ellie i just came up with our mascot wait it's me the mascot of big drink clint's water hi i'm living in new york for the next nine days until i can meet my hero feel like this shot's too dynamic i don't want it full i'll come down meeting me here in the land of opportunity but only if i can complete his stupid amount of tasks today my wallet fell out of my pocket uh so i've lost it if you live in new york and see my wallet please call me it has all my credit cards and my id it's fine it's right here on camera you're happy to pay for things come on let's go safari got chased by elmo elmo is following us i repeat elmo is on our tail and roll a roller coaster with a stranger it's going well i think today we have one big task at hand start an enterprise every youtuber has a boring company and today it's time for me to start my own but mine isn't gonna be as boring it's gonna it's gonna well it's it's gonna that's gonna be a huge task so before we can get to it let's speed run some oh we're crossing and uh wow hey i'm working here i'm sorry i'm a new yorker bagel task bagel task bagel test so i've decided for my company it's going to be a hydration drink but i'm going to take water to the next level i'm going to make water too trust me i've got the brains now my hero schleich is a big businessman he's always in helicopters and blowing [ __ ] up and hurting the poor so it's my job to impress it any way i can the first breakfast bagel hi excuse me can i get a bagel please how much will that be 354. i don't have wallet can you thank you so much sorry ellie this is yeah oh jeez i have a penny and i'm getting the [ __ ] in my pit look oh i'm so sorry this is a pen and i'm gonna buy one bagel thank you okay guys bagel oh i'm happy hey guys guess what this is this is a penny money please thank you father excuse me yes please can i buy spider-man this one please please excuse me can i just ask you a question for a movie i'm making so i've just moved to new york and i'm trying to learn any new york slang i can i'm trying to become a new yorker you should invite invade this flag i should invent something okay all right i will get the camera all right um hey uh punk ass bridge jockey we need to go to the 7-eleven to buy our products for the enterprise so before we can complete our most daunting task making water too let's have a real moment for a second you see this whole stupid series we're doing look we're in new york look at this we're all the way here we've got nine days left of daily vlogs but all of this is for charity so we're going to afc a charity that helps homeless lgbtq plus youths right here in this city we want to help everywhere we can because as meany and fun as this is gonna be let's do something actually good you can help for no money at all by just subscribing because it will give one cent to charity and every time we hit a mil milestone i'll donate ten thousand dollars for my own money it's completely free and you can always unsubscribe also if you're a youtuber or company and donate more than five dollars you can have a sticky note right here with anything you want on it can be a promotion it can be a butt cheek i don't care but all of this is for charity so please if you're donating for a massive incentive use the link in the description and help out we can hit our goal so please donate and subscribe oh they have the bells sorry all right guys water too this is to become a businessman hello i'm looking to buy this how much is it going to be step one complete now you might be confused at these steps but trust me i'm an expert now we need to get to a pond traveling montage wait a task before we start our business these drinks are small they are not locally sourced but it's about time i get local the people of america are too small it's time for tommy to make them bigger no no no no no now here's the game plan in order to make water too we've got to make it naturally sourced i'm gonna pour this water out i'm gonna put it in there boom big water that's the draw the product it's all about branding all right name a good product there isn't one but name a good logo simple i love simple logos every night before bed i look at a simple logo and i just you know i have sex with them and here is the five step plan step one d logo this is my first employee thank you wilbur the next thing read the product of its original of its originalness bye bye mitch wait ash grab the waters oh ash is helping now we have some empty products this is where big drink will start i'm wondering how we gonna make water too come with me here goes nothing [Music] it doesn't seem to be filling very well let me try again ah okay bad idea oh look at that people are gonna love this that's the process but here's the thing we've next got to do a bit of chance [Music] sorry i'm having fun so you don't want to be on youtube that's fine well thank you you know what they say phone a friend i'm gonna go do that see we have the product we need to get some labeling on it we've got our little sweatshop worker working hey hey hey hey get to work kids more labels guess how much you're gonna get paid not so much nothing let's go phone a friend all right so there's an old friend of mine in the business a guy you might just know i actually gave him the idea for this series the idea of a daily series he did it how he was successful he was known me but you know good morning sleepyhead shut up [ __ ] i love your new video by the way thank you it was completely original yeah yeah one of my goals is to make a little enterprise you think that's smart right right right that's genius now ryan i have made this water originally it was water now it's water too big drink endorsed by christians worldwide now ryan i need your help i've seen your first of the boring vlog series you did where you traveled across america you moved products you sold a water bottle to someone for a penny how do i do that what's the tactic for selling okay the biggest thing that i think absolutely is necessary we can get a sign you need a sign desperately and you need to stand and dance with the sky stand and that's where the sun is standing out standing down and do you think people will but it is it is pond water but it's big are you disclosing that to them no all they'll know is it tastes better no no no no no no no no hey ryan ryan this is a penny all right thanks so much ryan bye-bye sleepyhead [Laughter] ryan loves me to go back to a let's see how the [ __ ] has been doing we're calling the [ __ ] oh big drink water too completely not poisonous look at me you [ __ ] got it kids keep at it [ __ ] now ryan says something can we make us a sign we gotta make a sign and we gotta dance with it that's what master ryan knows big drink now in order to have cutting edge prices i've decided we're going to go all the way i'm going to put all the other waters out of business there's going to be no room for water too because i'm going to sell mine for free baby that's going to throw them all the [ __ ] off now we've got the product i think it's time to start the enterprise let's get the people what they need but not what they deserve i drink okay luckily for me earlier today we bought a table let's go grab it table acquired ash grab the product failure move i don't have time for your inconsistencies so now we need to sell these bad boys hello sir i have invented water too would you like some it's free it's not pond water okay where does it come from not the pond yeah what is that water not the pond okay you see that fountain yeah didn't come from there okay where'd it come from well well well customers how do you like to get bigger bigger like muscular just bigger like testosterone uh it's unclear but we certainly know it increases you okay yes i would like to get bigger all right so i'm ceo and founder of big drink water the all-new enterprise to hit new york city so lucky we're we're trying to up this water it's not from the pond it's from god's water absolutely do you endorse it yes get holy on the side get holy on the side i'm offering you a sample of big drink water and all you have to do is look into the camera and say something from your heart about big drink go pink drink water the price compels you holy water take it from me oh you yeah go for it hello i'm liam hi liam i would like some water please yeah what you're going to give for it kid a hug and a kiss [Music] take it and run do you want to stay here a-dog maybe i'll take to the people ryan told me to dance [Music] hi elite i just came up with our mascot wait it's me the mascot of big drink clint water guys the stock is going jesus christ we need to save stuff for ebay we gotta roll out the demand for our enterprise is getting far too high [Music] now there's an old friend of mine you might have forgotten about we call it mr keys mrs key is for sure and i figure you know we've still got five to sell i figured we've got to make a bit of an anthem buy big drink right now or your family will die your family will die your family guys we need a professional on the job my big drink jingle it's a banger but we need to be on itunes give me a word and i'll write a song this man seems talented hi can we give you some money to do a song yes i can make up a song about anything big drink the best pond water in all new york city all right are you ready okay here we [Music] it's go a big drink i'm telling all of you you know what to do grab that cabin baby [Music] [Music] [Applause] by the way thanks to nikki for raising 500 for afc for olivia selena and anonymous for the 100 donors even donating a dollar helps out so much getting closer to the big 100k goal thanks for watching go watch one of my other videos you [ __ ] you [ __ ] this is like squid game you can binge it every day they call me gihon

Channel: Tom Simons

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Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 14 2022