Losing $300 Every Time I Laugh

what if I told you you could make three hundred dollars very easily all you have to do is make one British man laugh actually that sounds really difficult actually now that I think about it but if you made me laugh you will get three hundred dollars so let's find out if anybody from my twitch chat today is funny let me just tell you right away none of you gonna make me laugh okay let's say I'm like this and I'm like that wouldn't count gonna be a laugh a full-on like that you know like we laugh all right that should count well that's that's blowing air that's a fast at best scammed scammed listen it's not even gonna come to that it's not even gonna come to that don't surprise obvious if I don't suppress I'm gonna go broke so needs to be a verbal laugh gonna get my laughs out now I think Final Fantasy 10. that's the kind of laugh that we're looking for Joker Laugh no one laughs like that imagine imagine you see something funny like like who would do that that's weird all right here we go this isn't what somebody submitted by the way this is just a test am I wearing the same shirt this episode yeah of course I am why do they even ask that and the only one who could make me laugh is me they'll get my Joker Laugh out all right I can't remember the British do not laugh at Such trivial things let's go oh things for just chicken foreign that was tough I will admit oh no what the was that was that real is that doggo okay doggo is fine okay wow I'm happy then [Music] that's just cute it's very cute ah yes with the slow mo just in case I missed it just in case I didn't catch it okay all right all right okay hold up that's just why would I laugh at that that's just why I'm I'm British would I laugh at that there's nothing wrong with that he should be like yes I'm British well that just hurts my feelings why would Anthony make you not want to talk to British people what's wrong with us what do we thank God I have this mug to clarify thank you dick in her ass oh my God [Music] monkey will kill me probably but then it looks cute and Haley and Guy this looks like the best ad for asthma I've ever seen [Music] this looks cool are you trying to watch a cutscene is that it you should pay me to watch a cutscene paid me to make me watch a cut scene you I can't I I I can't even I don't want to watch cut the dev came in here he's like fine I'll do it myself I'll make him watch the cutscene oh my God I can't believe that all right that was creative I'll give you that that was because that was kind of creative all right oh yes the Bears love listening to humans think about the kayak she's breaking he's breaking the kayak 's breaking the kayak I love the level of desperation and a voice she's so desperate no no she's crying you're supposed to be asleep actually one red and two white bro what what color is the red wire it's red oh is there a slide on them I'm you know I like those guys but I'm on I'm not gonna lie for me too Eclipse I told you chat told you I'm right here look at this baby deserves an award that's actually impressive that he managed to do it in oh that's that's my luck uh his last order was come and they came all of them even the dragons hold on two of those clips nearly made me laugh I gotta compose myself us for I must bust a nut ready two Yoda Clips back to back I love this one [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Laughter] the addition of Jimmy Kimmel reacting to it makes it 10 times less funny it could be the funniest clip on Earth but the moment Jimmy Kimmel is a Jimmy Kimmel with Fallon sorry I don't know they're all the same they're all they're all AI it just makes it not funny although she's gonna stop me being British again that was that was good that was good I enjoyed that body power that you can shake what could be next it's not by Chris it's pretty good you gotta admit it's pretty good it's weird million Fitness flabby Buster BM I nurture my skin Shack Shaker chameleon available at larabee's I feel bad you submitted the whole clip I've already seen it you have no way of knowing that what is p how to ride the bus with Pete what [Music] the Cake's fake it pretty wow why is that a sound alert you knew this was gonna make me laugh you paid 34 despite me break it down let me see you back it up drop that ass down low and pick that up break it down [Music] there's another law behind that I should do these patreon recordings back when I was a small YouTuber if you donated like 40 bucks a month I would record anything you wanted and people always just sent me the weirdest things someone wanted me to sing that I didn't want to do it but I did it so let me do that and I guess they started spreading it around what did I say I wasn't gonna laugh at trash taste but then I didn't realize it was like this deep yes [Music] [Applause] laughs it's so freaking dumb [Music] Darius do you know Candace your mother hung herself that was tough baseball trick shots wait oh that looks so painful are you a YouTuber I am Chris brought why would you think that I would laugh at that balls at 100 Celsius what is he good you're right I'm fine leave me alone Ashley wait right classic Ashley and Resident Evil God damn it Ashley where are you running to I'm just playing the wrong Resident Evil I think that was very good I enjoyed that news today but my mom is dead so can you guys just pretend to be my mom for a minute okay so guess what I officially got that's bad that's bad hey [Applause] I hate Clips like that that they make they make me want to laugh Chris Chris is here how much have I lost zero so far [Applause] [Music] somebody already submitted this earlier I wish I could have told you all right I'll I'll get the next I'll give the next beers correct I'm a simp sniper monkey oh my humans are broken the 700 times I said Mouse oh my goodness that's too much and 104 Gremlins okay now I know what you're saying anime is for jerks and I agree with you you're right here here but this is different this is Naruto that's pretty good [Music] what the is this a targeted attack on me I saw that you guys didn't want to win each one of them just bite me how about you transform into someone who can get some monkey okay was that was that just a personal attack is that what that was is that just a personal attack on me [Laughter] is this it that's it I've not laughed at anything yet today it's yet to happen you took everything from me or what is that how is that gonna make me laugh I've been watching you for three hours and having an audible laugh yet let me show you the one that made me laugh I'm not made me laugh maybe nearly there the dog one was up but I just that one was so weird oh okay we have another one you bastard you bastard this is the one that nearly made me laugh let's run this one like what is the context what what is the context behind that clip what does he say why I'm happy to we can say that guys the winner oh call his son if they should like kill his son well there you had it nobody in my chat could make me laugh is that because most of them are unfunny absolutely however some of you were kind of funny and I want to make sure that at least one person in the chat walks away with the price so I'm giving one person the cannoli clip gets 300 bucks for nearly breaking me because it was a good play it did make me laugh and I realized now he was saying call not kill still funny uh but if you did enjoy this video please let me know down below if you want to do this again and if you think you could make me laugh come watch the streams live at twitch.tv it will be like three to four times a week doing fun stuff like this [Music] foreign

Channel: ConnorDawg

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Length: 11min 5sec (665 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 30 2023